Life is like a poker game. There are times when you get to hold a really fine pair. And a fine pair is something you know when you see them. What are the odds that a girl with a face, body and a pair like Valory’s would even agree to pose nude in the first place, let alone let a guy rub her soft, velvety tits with oil on camera less than a year later? How many millions to one? It’s a miracle, I tell ya.
Valory holds a fine pair herself and for the first time, she’s letting our official hands-on SCORE representative get a grip while the shutter clicks. Tough job, huh? Something every guy and gal at SCORE fantasizes about trying their hand at, as do thousands of Valory fans around the world. Of course, Valory was shy about getting an oily massage by man-hands on-camera and reluctant to try it. She’s a newcomer. Remember, this is a girl who lives with her mother and brother and helps make dinner every night after work. But Valory checked out the action herself at SCORELAND and decided to give it a try. Yes! Thank you, Valory.
Naturally, for a scene like this, it had to be lensed Point-Of-View so anyone who plays it can put themselves into the picture. Trust me, you’ll love this.
Slide into SCORELAND today and give the little lady a big hand. Valory’s a slippery one. Hold on!
SCORE Girl Valory Irene strolls the grounds of an ancient villa in Portugal today and gets to indulge in one of her favorite things: dressing up in exotic, barely-there lingerie. But I’ve never seen pictures or film of any classic burlesque stars with bodies like Valory’s. If Valory ever decides to relocate to America, any retro-burlesque dance troupe would be glad to have her in their group. This outfit looks like something old-school burlesque dancers used to un-wear on stage 60 years ago, especially those twirling tittie tassles decorating Valory’s wonderful, ski-sloped twin props. At full speed, Valory can spin those things like tiny whips. Can boob motion be harnessed one day to produce electricity? I’m working on a paper right now outlining this. The fun kicks off today at SCORELAND.
Tits underwater. Floatin’ boobs. Sexy mermaids with extra-large lung capacity. Plus poolside batin’ and breast play.
HOLY SUPERSOAKERS, BOOB-MAN!
How'd you like to lifeguard them?
These are the aquatic sights you’ll see in the new Voluptuous feature DVD Big Tit Skinny Dip, starring Valory Irene, Terri Jane, Dors Feline and Lana Ivans, filmed in the Caribbean. They wear the wind, some oil, a lot of water and not much else. Our kind of swim team. So hot you’d imagine the pool water turning into steam when they stepped in.
See the trailer at eBoobStore.com and dive in. The water’s really fine.
Big birthday wishes to Gianna (Big Boob Paradise, On Location Big Boob Paradise, Big Tit Tune-Up, Tit Fuck Tryouts, Pounding The Pledges and more!)
When you play with Gianna (born June 6), you're playing with fire.
SCORE's head honcho John Fox gave Jane the SCORE tanktop as a souvenir. She's sure to stand out in it.
SCORE doesn’t have roller coasters or animatronic robots in its building, but it could be said that we have thrill rides. We’re always happy to show special guests the place and give them a guided tour of the different departments.
When Richard Woods and his wife, H-Cup Jane Dior, visited the SCORE building for the first time, our photographer Jose grabbed a few pix on the SCOREtv set in the studio during our tour. As you can see, H-Cup Jane lives up to her name and seriously stressed that tiny, pink tee she went home with. (She could be a model herself.) We may not have Space Mountain at our office, but we do have magic mountains, as Jane proves. A SCORE reader since issue #1 in 1992, Rich was in Miami to speak about his “Unlearn” approach to life at a seminar at the recent Exxxotica expo at the Miami Beach Convention Center and showcase his new book, Unlearn Vanilla Marriage. We’re not saying that this book will help you get a big-boobed wife and muse like H-Cup, but, hey, it can’t hurt. And I guess we’re doing something right to have fans like this with us for nearly 20 years.
There are girls who are happy and go lucky…then there’s Beverly Paige, a 20-year-old, 36FF-cupper from California. Beverly was all sunshine and smiles when I met her in the SCORE styling room. Maybe it was the years she spent as a cheerleader, but I’ve never met anyone happier to put their legs behind their head before. (And watching her tits jiggle everywhere wasn’t bad either, let me tell you.) Look out for more blog videos with Beverly, soon, as well as her debut on SCORELAND. For now, get to know this busty brunette.
Voluptuous was the first men’s mag to photograph the chesty Israeli model Eden Mor. There are very few girls from Israel in the SCORE world. After that first time, Eden traveled to Spain, along with Kelly Kay, Joana Bliss, Crisa, Bozena and Florri in 2004. She and Bozena paired off in the breastfest DVD Knockin’ Nipples. After that, we lost touch until recently. Eden has changed.
Quite a collection here.
After Taylor Stevens in Canada, Eden Mor is the second Voluptuous/XL Girl to have had a dramatic weight reduction during the past year. It doesn’t happen very often. For the most part, models tend to gain weight and boobage. Autumn-Jade is the perfect example.
This year, a slimmer, trimmer Eden joined Valory, Arianna Sinn, Michelle Bond, Lana Ivans, and Sophie Mae in Portugal for Big-Boob Finishing School. SCORELAND is showing Eden’s pictorial from the July ’11 SCORE mag today.
Natasha's July '11 SCORE pictorial.
Opinions from the guys vary, but the majority of the comments about the new-look Eden have been good. Jeff wrote, “Eden, I’m one of your biggest fans. You have always been incredible and the slimmer version is absolutely smokin’ hot. Gorgeous face, incredible figure, and great personality. You have the best boobs on the planet (especially your nipples), plus I love your shaved pussy and incredible legs and ass. It’s heart attack time!” Alt commented: “Outstanding. I am fan of both versions of this grand lady and her magnificent hangers but this latest thinner version is simply stunning.” And RE wrote: “I much prefer her on the bigger side but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.” A true diplomat.
Tomorrow, Natasha Dulce from July ’11 SCORE. Fresh, hot, sexy, stacked and every other adjective you could think of.
All holidays must end, even for busty SCORE babes. It’s been a blast hanging out with Leanne Crow in St. Maarten while she played and partied with her chesty chums Michelle Bond, Angela White, Maggie Green and Charley Green in Leanne’s Stacked Summer. Now it’s time for Leanne to catch her plane back ‘cross the Big Pond. But first, Miss Crow has look her bustiest and sexiest and have all eyes on her when she strolls though the airport and boards Flight 34J to London. You have a first-class ticket to a happy seat right upfront while Leanne takes a nice, refreshing bath and then changes into an outfit that will decorate that luscious 44-28-36 bod. See it all when Leanne’s Stacked Summer rolls today at SCORELAND. Good times! Check out the trailer and get it on DVD at eBoobStore.
I think we all know that the level of excitement pretty much triples around SCORELAND when lovely, full, lush, NEW titties arrive in our studio. It’s heaven. It’s heaven with hooters.
Naturally, the first thing we want to do is share this glorious feeling with all of you guys. So, check out our latest debut dugs belonging to Sheridan Love, a hottie from Texas whose bust will make you forget the Alamo. Sheridan is all curves, and that is all good with us. And she reads SCORE magazine, which makes us love her even more. You can check out Sheridan on SCORELAND soon, but for now, check out this hi-how-you-doin’ clip below.
Chalk up another hottie for the United Kingdom in the never-ending international sweater-missile race.
Robyn Alexandra enters SCORELAND today with her first pictorial from the July ’11 SCORE magazine.
Robyn’s a Brit who fills out a bikini very nicely, thank you very much. She’s fairly new to modeling and started out posing for the tabs in London.
I love that for years, people on buses and in the underground in London have been reading newspapers with photos of topless girls. In the States, the other passengers would look at you funny.
Robyn’s a professional ice skater. She’s been expertly cutting the ice for the past 13 years. Robyn could be the world’s first topless ice skater. Just a thought.
