I think we all know that the level of excitement pretty much triples around SCORELAND when lovely, full, lush, NEW titties arrive in our studio. It’s heaven. It’s heaven with hooters.
Naturally, the first thing we want to do is share this glorious feeling with all of you guys. So, check out our latest debut dugs belonging to Sheridan Love, a hottie from Texas whose bust will make you forget the Alamo. Sheridan is all curves, and that is all good with us. And she reads SCORE magazine, which makes us love her even more. You can check out Sheridan on SCORELAND soon, but for now, check out this hi-how-you-doin’ clip below.
Chalk up another hottie for the United Kingdom in the never-ending international sweater-missile race.
Robyn Alexandra enters SCORELAND today with her first pictorial from the July ’11 SCORE magazine.
Robyn’s a Brit who fills out a bikini very nicely, thank you very much. She’s fairly new to modeling and started out posing for the tabs in London.
I love that for years, people on buses and in the underground in London have been reading newspapers with photos of topless girls. In the States, the other passengers would look at you funny.
Robyn’s a professional ice skater. She’s been expertly cutting the ice for the past 13 years. Robyn could be the world’s first topless ice skater. Just a thought.
To all of you serving in our armed forces and for all of those who have served and given their time and sometimes even their lives to protect our fine nation, we salute you. On behalf of all of us here at SCORELAND, we would like to wish you a happy and safe Memorial Day.
Is Shyla realling saying, "I'm fucking him but thinking about you?"
This photo from today’s SCORELAND posting of Shyla Shy getting fucked by a big, black cock reminded me of an email we received from SCORELAND member M.S. He writes, “This is a response to the guy stating he doesn’t appreciate a girl looking into the camera during a boy-girl hardcore scene. Some seem to think it takes away from the fantasy of the viewer being the guy inside the film. That the chick is getting off on the guy, and we want to be that guy.
“Yes, there is a voyeuristic quality to the girl glancing at us, but more important is that when she’s glancing at us but getting off on the guy, it’s like she’s saying to the viewer, ‘Do you like what you see because I’d rather be fucking you than this guy in the video? I’m imagining it’s you and not him giving me pleasure, and the only reason he gets me off is because, unfortunately, you’re not here to do it for me.
“It’s very much like, both literally and figuratively, she is putting on a show just for you, and the other cock in the room is incidental. She’s not there to please that guy. She’s there to please you. It’s just that you happen to be on the other side of a screen and inaccessible to her. In film, it’s called breaking the fourth wall, and it engages the viewer on an extra level, making it seem like they’re directly interacting with the girl. Now, if we could only get less behind-the-balls POVs (does any man really want to see that?) and less men who are way too vocal during sex.”
I have to admit, I’ve been thinking about things like this for a long time, and it never occurred to me that when a girl is looking at me while fucking someone else, she’s actually saying, “It’s YOU I want to be fucking.”
Is M.S. alone in this idea? I kinda thought there was something else going on, but maybe I’m wrong.
The other night I was talking to a pal of mine who loves big tits. He was telling me that he hooked up with this girl with a nice set of hooters. A girl that works at a local bar and that he had been trying to get with for a while. I think we all know how that kind of thing goes. He said she was a pretty brunette with curly hair and pale skin. So, let’s assume she looked like German wonder, Olga. (Hey! She works at a bar slinging beers…in my imagination she is a German beer wench, okay?)
Imagine a hot, busty babe like Olga wants to fuck you...
Well, one lucky night last week, he finally got her to his place and one thing lead to another and they decided to play a little game I like to call, “Hey! I’m inside you!” Needless to say, My friend was pumped to finally be pumping the girl of his wet dreams. He said that she sucked his dick like she was trying to drain his nuts of any and all sperm for weeks to come. And so, he thought it would be fair and gentlemanly of him to go down on her, too. What a giver he is, right? Well, then he said he threw her back on the bed and pulled her panties off and…
Surprise! She had a full bush.
and then she unleashes a full bush in your face.
Now, being from what I like to call, the “new school,” my friend freaked out at the sight of this bushy box before him. He had never seen a woman with a bush before. And the sight of her furpie threw him off his game so hard that he couldn’t eat her out and confessed that he actually had a tough time keeping his dick stiff! (His name has been changed to protect the innocent and his reputation as a bad motherfucker. We can call him Dick.)
So, yes…my friend Dick had a soft dick because of pubes. Even though he loves tits. Even though this Olga-looking lady had an amazing rack, Dick couldn’t keep his dick hard. Now, my question to you is, WOULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU?! In this day and age where most women shave and wax away any signs of their pubes, is the sight of a bush so rare that it would be an instant boner kill for you? Or would you plow on and fuck, fuck, fuck your way into glory?
Michelle measures her big, fat tits in another photo set that can be seen at SCORELAND.
Today at SCORELAND, in Part IV of Leanne’s Stacked Summer, British natural Michelle Bond shows off her big, fat tits for our viewing pleasure. Actually, she does more than that. According to my notes, “Michelle, overflowing a tiny, blue bikini that barely covers her nipples, jumps into a pool to get her tits wet, causing ripples with her wildly swaying breasts. She dips her nips into the water to get them hard, then gets out and oils up her H-cup naturals as we admire them from below. The hot sun is making Michelle horny, so she takes off her bikini bottom, lies back and rubs her pussy to an orgasm, just as Leanne catches her in the act!”
Leannne, of course, is Leanne Crowe, the star of Leanne’s Stacked Summer. Although Michelle plays with her pussy in this scene and Maggie Green and Angela White eat each other’s pussies in another scene, this is the kind of movie that you have to be a boob lover to fully appreciate. The action is almost totally tit-focused, and the angles are something only a true boob man would understand. I mean, a person with different interests might say, “Michelle’s bikini looks like it’s about six sizes too small.” While we would say, “Michelle’s bikini fits perfectly.”
There’s just one more week to go (the final part airs next Friday) in our exclusive, pre-DVD release screening of Leanne’s Stacked Summer at SCORELAND. But does that mean you’ll have nothing to look forward to when it’s over? No effin’ way. Because on June 16, Valory Irene tugs and tit-fucks a cock on camera for the first time, and a week after that, Brittany O’Neil gets nailed by a big, black cock. Or maybe it’s Brittany doing the nailing. With that super-horny MILF, you just never know.
And one more thing: This has been a very good year for SCORE newcomers, and it’s about to get a lot better on the naturals side of things. The 2011 Newcomer of the Year race might turn out to be the best ever.
This is Anna Beck, second runner-up for Voluptuous Plumper of the Year, which tells you all you need to know about how stacked the competition was. She has G-cup tits and she’s from the Czech Republic. Her photo set from the June ’11 Voluptuous goes live today on SCORELAND. But I’m just clouding your brain with this information. Back to the photo.
Karina Hart was second runner-up in the V-mag Model of the Year contest, and her pictorial from the June ’11 issue was posted yesterday at SCORELAND. Today, SCORE Theater is playing a Karina vid. There’s an impressive scene in this video, not included in this trailer, of Karina squeezing an orange over her nipple and licking off the juice. Now here’s someone that the Florida and California orange juice industry should hire as a spokesmodel.
This year’s MOY contest was a tough showdown. You had Karina, you had Ashley Sage Ellison (she came in second), you had a group of other greats, and you had this year’s winner, Renee Ross, who lost to Ashley last year in the V-mag Newcomer of the Year contest. I don’t vote in these contests because the choices are too difficult. And besides, I’d rather stay neutral. It’s a cliche, but they’re all winners to me. Congrats, Renee!
Dave did a blog a few weeks ago about adding a best hardcore performer title to SCORE‘s three yearly mag contests. I actually think that’s long overdue.
