Here’s the real reason the Brits started calling hot girls “birds” in the 1960s. I’d say the exact equivalent in the States would be “chicks.” Leanne Crow arrives at SCORELAND today in a vintage bra pictorial. It’s an easy bet that Leanne will be taking her place with the great British birds showcased in SCORE and V-Mag. Leanne definitely has something to Crow about. She loves singing, acting and writing. She used to be a cheerleader in school. This photo set couldn’t get more English. Garters, stockings, heels. The old-school classic outfit of men’s magazine models. Leanne will be the swimsuit covergirl of the October ’11 SCORE, on sale in July. And they thought the royal wedding was a big deal? This is a lot bigger.
You wanna know something? Moments before I walked into the studio, Danica Danali was doing something she'd never done before. On-camera, that is.
Sometimes, I overlook girls. Occasionally, that’s because so many pass through our studio, keeping track of every single one of them is impossible (although I do try). But once in a while, this oversight is entirely my fault.
For instance, the other day, I walked into the studio and saw a very voluptuous girl putting on her panties (after having already put on her little dress, but her tits were still hanging out), and I was staring. Okay, I know I’m supposed to be professional and not stare, but I was staring because her beautiful, natural breasts were huge, and her nipples were incredibly dark (almost red) and wide (turns out she’s a mom, which explains the darkness of her areolae). These were some of the biggest tits and darkest areolae I’d ever seen, and when I found out that she had not only been in our studio before but has been on XLGirls.com, I was astonished. How did I miss her?
Which brings me to Scarlett Rouge. I didn’t miss her. I know all about her pretty face and big, fat tits. I was the faceless guy interviewing her at the beginning of “Scarlett’s Job Interview” on XLGirls.com, and I was sitting across the desk when she showed me her bra-encased rack. I was also sitting across the desk when JMac, the male stud, started playing with her tits and fucking her mouth.
If she wanted to, Scarlett Rouge could swallow that whole thing.
But here’s the deal: From my angle, I couldn’t see all of what was going on, and one of the things I didn’t see occurs at about 6:10 of the video: JMac, who has a very big cock, standing over Scarlett and fucking her face and Scarlett taking nearly every inch of it. Eventually, JMac takes mercy on Scarlett and lets her head do the bobbing, but by this point, one thing is very obvious:
Scarlett is one helluva cock sucker, especially for a 19-year-old. Hey, at any age she’d be considered a great cock sucker. She sucks deep, she makes love to the cock, she gets her lips over the whole shaft and she sounds like she’s enjoying herself. This girl is a voracious cock sucker, even when she’s in control and her face isn’t getting fucked.
But my question is, how was I not aware of this? How did I not know, until recently, that Scarlett is one of the greatest cock suckers to ever pass through our doors? And what makes her even better is that while she’s sucking cock, she’s jutting her tits right in our faces.
Anyway, I didn’t know this about Scarlett. I shoulda known it, but I didn’t. I can’t wait to see who or what I’m going to discover next.
Hey, have you ever heard of this girl named Tiffany Towers?
Lactose tolerant? Our friend Blackbull1970 commented yesterday on this week’s Valory Irene breast pump pictorial and video, “Believe it or not, if a woman constantly stimulates her boobs on a daily basis and changes her diet, she could fool her body into lactating. There needs to be more lactation on SCORE!” Well, good timing on the comment, Blackbull. SCORELAND has you and the cleavage cream crowd covered today and tomorrow.
Milky and mamalicious Kristina Milan is our special guest. Kristina is not only dripping the “leche de teta” out of her nipples like a leaky faucet, she’s sharing it with her booty call in “Milky Jugfucker.” She sure doesn’t need a breast pump. The video kicks off with our amigo Juan Largo talking to Kristina about her huge, milk-filled tits. Since Kristina doesn’t speak English, Largo talks to her in Spanish and translates into English. We learn a lot of facts about Kristina’s amazing jugs and her one-woman dairy production. This opener makes the video much better than just a sexing, so extra props to the studio staff for this one. Then Largo brings out his amigo John who heads straight for Kristina’s titty taps like a big baby and winds up with a milk moustache.
Like I said, don’t let Kristina’s photo set and tomorrow’s video get past your eyes.
Valory Irene’s not knocked up and lactating. No, no, no. She’s not ready for that change of life just yet. The electric breast pump she’s using on her big, ski-jump tits is for fun and games and nipple stimulation, and you can see what she’s up to an 80-image pictorial and a 17-minute video today on SCORELAND. The video has a close-up of Valory’s nipples pulsating under the suction action of the clear-cupped breast pump. It’s really great! But don’t take my word for it.
Valory was feeling really good and very relaxed afterwards. There’s a scientific reason behind that.
Nipple stimulation by sucking, pinching and rubbing releases a pituitary gland hormone called oxytocin that works on the pleasure centers of the brain and makes people feel good, affectionate and friendly. That’s why scientists call nipple stimulation the “oxytocin button.” It also causes the let-down reflex in breast-feeding, releasing milk to the nipples. Something Kristina Milan would know more about. Because she’s lactating and humping tomorrow and Friday!
Diane Poppos, bustier than ever, coming to SCORELAND and XLGirls.com for an exclusive interview with me and Elliot on Wednesday, May 4. And, yes, of course, we politely asked her to take her tits out. And, of course, Diane complied. She’s very nice in that way.
You know how they say women get sexier as they mature? Diane is definitely more voluptuous than when we last saw her, and she’s a lot sexier, too.
Are you a boob junkie? Need a breast fix? Feed your need this weekend with two SCORELAND Girls who have more than enough to satisfy that craving.
There are very few people, if any, who you’d want to run into in a dark alley. But you might change your mind if you knew that bodaciously built Renee Ross would be there, decked out like a bad girl out for big trouble. You have nothing to lose but your load.
That’s today. Then tomorrow, going from big city titty to tropical tatas, you will next encounter Terri Jane, her bombshell body spilling out of a pink lingerie monokini, as skimpy as it gets. Holy hooters, boob-man! This is a double header of huge hemispheres. Terri’s birthday is May 1. A bigger event in British history than that royal wedding, for sure.
Shelly's in control, and Juan gets what he deserves.
I don't think Juan can take much more of this.
He's not getting up. But Shelly's going to make sure he gets it up.
Her name is Shelly the Burbank Bomber.
No, she’s not a roller derby star. But you’re close.
She’s a wrestler. Not a WWE wrestler (although I think she’d definitely spice things up over there) but a mud wrestler. And an oil wrestler. And a spaghetti wrestler.
I’m telling you about her for two very good reasons:
1. She’s has G-cup tits that can’t help but pop out of whatever wrestling getup she’s wearing.
2. She’s fucking on-camera for the first time over at 50PlusMILFs.com.
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot: She’s 50 years old and kicking ass. And sucking cock. And fucking.
Anyway, this week’s postings of Shelly are interesting and unusual because before she gets around to the hardcore action (her first XXX scene ever), she demonstrates some moves on our stud, Juan Largo. Basically, she kicks his ass all over the mat. Lays the smackdown on poor Juan. But Juan manages to get up–and get it up–to give big, busty Shelly the deep-dicking she deserves.
Check her out over at 50PlusMILFs.com. I guarantee that pandemonium will be breaking loose in your shorts.
A few weeks ago, we blogged about Brittany O’Neil’s visit toSCORELAND, her first since 2006. Since then, the tan-lined titillator has kept up a busy pace, feature dancing at clubs around the USA and even appearing in a few mainstream movie projects. Brittany ought to be a suntan lotion model, too. She and Minka have the best tan lines of all the busty babes. “I don’t have them on my butt, but I have little tan lines where the G-string is at,” Brittany says.
Today and tomorrow we’ll post the first of Brittany’s fresh scenes. This one is called “Brittany’s Bikini Bustout,” and by total coincidence, Brittany’s schwing partner, a relatively new stunt-cock, turned out to be a huge fan of Brittany’s. He’d never met her and was speechless when she was introduced to him. A fan’s dream come true. It was shot at poolside and has it all: bikini time, oiling and hot outdoor piping. It’s a winner.
Brittany’s next pictorial and an interview will be published in the October ’11 SCORE, on sale in early July.
