Today, Lexi Summers shows how much she enjoys having a hard time, and tomorrow, Sadie Berry does the same, giving her dude a hard way to go. Both pictorials are from the March ’11 V-mag on SCORELAND.
“I am one of those girls who really loves to give head,” Lexi said. “I enjoy it. I hear stories about guys who have to beg their girlfriends to suck their dicks. Not me.”
Sadie Berry, an accountant by profession, has numbers that really add up, like 42J.
“A man should be the aggressor,” says Sadie, who does an interracial pole dance in Big Girl Strip Club. ” I like to have sex six or seven times a week.” Sadie found us through BeASCOREModel.com.
A motorboat that needs no water.
On Sunday, two XL Girls celebrate their B-Days. Have fun and party hearty, Jade Parker (K-JUGS) and Karlee Adams (Plump Desires).
If you’re a member ofXLGirls.com, then you are already acquainted with this chestiful charmer. Today, Analee Sands makes her debut onSCORELANDin a pictorial from March ’11 V-mag.
Packing 38F boobadoobas on a 5’3″ anatomy, Analee likes camping, swimming,fishing, huntingand nude sun bathing.It would be safe to say that Miss Sands either enjoys being in the great outdoors or that she has a really big backyard.Judging by that tan line, she also wears a swimsuit now and then.
Analee has an interesting “fetish.” She enjoys what she calls CMNF. She says that means Clothed Man Nude Female. “It means I like sex with a clothed man while I’m nude.” (This is more common in European adult videos. Why I don’t know.) One of Analee’s sexual fantasies to “have my own nude beach for my own fun.” A good goal to shoot for. Log-in and turn-on.
What is the miracle of this grain called corn or maize?
Romanian babydolls Arianna Sinn and Lana Ivans say in Part 2 of today’s video that it gives girls big tits. Looking at Arianna and Lana, we would be schmucks to refute their claim. We were reluctant to release this secret information on the SCORELAND Blog for fear it would cause the price of corn to skyrocket worldwide after those sleazy Wall Street futures traders read this.
Czech Republic citizen Sophie also says beer is good for breast growth. But not just any beer, Sophie points out. It should be dark or black lager. The kind a spoon can practically stand up in. There’s something to this beer claim. In Bulgaria, a brew called Bohza lager, based on a traditional Bulgarian drink, is claimed to stimulate boob growth. Popular with the ladies, it’s made from fermented millet or fermented maize. There’s that corn connection again.
In Ukraine, they claim that cabbage stimulates hooter development. We’ll buy that, too, looking at Merilyn and Valory.
Today on SCORELAND, redheaded vixen Contessa Rose kicks off March ’11 V-mag with a cocktail server pictorial in the kind of pub where everybody knows your name.
Tomorrow, Dixie Devereaux as another kind of waitress with a plate of sticky pancakes. You won’t see a skintight uniform like Dixie’s worn at your local diner.
Boobs in the News:
An all-female group in Ukraine called Femen have an unusual way of protesting political issues, the lack of women in government positions and discrimination. They show their boobs in public. There are over 300 Femen activists just in Kiev. Wearing flowers in their hair in the old Ukrainian style, they recently grouped by a train station and shouted “Impeach Yanukovych!” (Ukraine’s President Viktor Yanukovych)
Femen’s leader Anna Gutsol told reporters, “We understood that the only way to attract the maximum attention to a problem is to protest with bare breasts. It’s still a peaceful protest, but the most effective. In Ukraine, women don’t have the same rights as men, many marry at 20 and have neither career nor financial independence. We have minimum money to develop our organization, but we have our bodies, our brains, and our creativity. First one looks at our breasts, then our banners.”
The Femen movement is spreading. I hope it catches on in the States. Near the SCORE building.
British natural Michelle Bond, now really busting bras as an H-cupper, gets her first SCORE cover this edition. Miss Bond shows her heavier, fuller ta-tas in a brand-new layout and talks about ’em in an interview.
“I used to be an F-cup,” Michelle said. “And they just grew and grew, and every time I got measured, they seem to have grown. Either that or my underwear is shrinking!”
Michelle’s first SCORE was June 2003. In Big-Boob Finishing School, Bond, Michelle Bond, teaches Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Sophie Mae and Eden Mor how to please men and be better girlfriends. Now that’s a constructive goal. That book should be sold worldwide. The Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ocean County, New York and Atlanta would find it instructive.
Also this issue: Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, redhaired Veronika and Shione Cooper. Daphne Rosen and SCORE reader’s wife Jayden Prescott get it on and get it in in two anal-core XXX pictorials. A “Golden Age” special feature recalls super-sized covergirls from the 1990s: Angelique, Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Wendy Whoppers, Toppsy Curvey, Colt 45 and more. A photo-feature spotlights the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, starring Kelly Christiansen, Stephanie Stalls, Angelina Castro, Kali West and Nadia Night. Readers get a chance to win Michelle’s signed bra from the cover. Plus, a SCORE DVD is included FREE in most areas of the U.S. and Canada. Because we’re a little too generous for our own good but we love our readers…in a brotherly way.
If your local mag store doesn’t carry SCORE, their staff should be ashamed of themselves. Tell the manager to call our distributor, Curtis Circulation Company, at (201) 634-7400, and they’ll never be SCORE-less again.
Happy birthday, Lorna Morgan!
Lorna in The Bahamas, 2008.
And here we have Part One of lovely Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Michelle Bond, during the making of Big-Boob Finishing School, chittin’ and chattin’ with Tushna, our studio manager. You’ll find this very informative and instructional. Let’s roll the video!
Beshine prepares to sign the XXX-cup bra that will be given away in the May 2011 issue of SCORE.
We are now 11 years removed from the 1990s, and the era of the naturally stacked model has supposedly been upon us for a long time. Sure, the occasional Crystal Gunns, Morgan Leigh, Cindy Cupps and Beshine comes along, but these days, boob men like their women naturally stacked, right?
Well, maybe not. A recent Blog poll asked, “What is your opinion about super-slim ‘n’ stacked models like Beshine?”
And while only 29% said, “I love them. Beshine is what a SCORE Girl should look like,” those 29% outnumbered the 25% who said, “I don’t like them. I prefer naturals.”
Of course, the results of last year’s “Best of the Decade” Top 100, in which no augmented models cracked the Top 20, say otherwise. But our highly unscientific poll also revealed that 28% said, “Tits are tits. The bigger the better.” So, by my count, that means 57% of those who participated in the poll are okay with the mega-stacked augmented girls.
What does all this mean? Who knows? It could mean that girls like Beshine are one-in-a-million and they’re always welcome at SCORELAND. But, as I said, they’re one-in-a-million (probably literally), and anyone who doesn’t fit the Beshine template isn’t welcome. Or it could mean, as the answer said, “tits are tits.”
Or it could mean that the poll was wholly unscientific and completely meaningless.
What do you think? I mean, you told us already, but we need details. I’m just wondering: Does the era of the mega-stacked SCORE Girl merely seem to be over because there just aren’t many of them. If they started flooding back–if a new generation of girls like SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers and Angelique suddenly appeared–would you welcome them with open arms and hard cocks?
“Long legs, big ass, big tits, pierced nipples, pierced clit…if any girl looks like a porn star, it’s Stephanie Stalls. Really raunchy, slobbering, dirty porn. Anal, too. Hey, a man can dream.” That was SCORE mag editor Dave waxing poetic about Stephanie, a girl who’s had a busy time at SCORE the past seven months, starring in SCOREtv Holiday edition, SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, “Bust You In The Face” on SCORELAND, and “Boobcore” and “Tool-Time Girl” on SCOREVideos.com. Five-feet-two with 34F-cups. The numbers add up.
Stephanie & V-mag editor Maria.
And now, another one of Dave’s dreams (and mine) comes true in “Ass-ignment Stephanie Stalls” this weekend. Sounds like a spy thing BUTT it’s not. If it was, it would have been called “The Stalls SupremASSy.”
It’s Stephanie’s first anal sex scene on SCORELAND. Part Cherokee, part Irish and part Scottish, Miss Stalls is 100% super-horny. That’s why Stephanie became a naked model and an exotic dancer in the first place. There’s no re-purposing of sexual energy into another part of her life.
“I like to grind and put my pussy in the guys’ faces. Sometimes they try to lick it,” Stephanie said about bouncing her boobs on stage. But even those erotic activities don’t burn off enough of her huge supply of horny-fuel . She needs more. “I have the mind of a porn star,” Stephanie said. And the stacked body, for sure. She burns down the house in this one.
Renee Ross: so hot you could make toast between her boobs.
Karla James: the face, the bod, the boobs.
In a Scorecard letter called “Tits First,” a ticked-off C.A. writes, “I am so fucked off by letters that moan about models not showing pink. As long as the girls are offering up those big tits for me, I’m a happy man, and that should be the way for all true SCORE Men. Ninety-five percent of the models do spread their pussies and asses, anyway, so be happy and shut up.”
C.A. may be a little cranky from reading the comments and letters from members who adamantly insist that if models don’t get explicit, they should be passed over. To me, that’s a ridiculous philosophy.
Natasha: right from the snap.
If a girl is attractive and has big boobs, it doesn’t matter to me if she only wants to pose in a mild way, like Karla or many others we’ve photographed since 1992. I also know that girls like Renee Ross and Natasha Dulce, who do everything, will come along, too.
A lot has to do with the speed of life these days. Everything is fast, faster, fastest. People have short attention spans and even shorter patience. People want it all and they want it all right now. This instant. Technology has caused this. The Smart Phones, the Net, iPads, Twitter, and whatever is going to come next. Me, I move at the speed of boobs, and that’s good enough, for me, at least.
I especially like this pictorial of Jenna from March ’11 SCORE posting today because 1) it has more than the usual number of full-body poses 2) Jenna’s lingerie, heels, garters and stockings have that old-school men’s mag look from the ’50s and early ’60s. Jenna has the overall appearance that really pulls it off perfectly and she looks killer. I think she would have been right at home during that period of time when Bettie Page, Blaze Starr and Tempest Storm were the ruling fantasy pin-ups, although none of those icons had boobs as big as Jenna’s, not even close. (We just lost an icon last week, actress Tura Satana.) Not that I’m wishing for a return to those years as far as social norms. Even simple bare tits were considered obscene and smutty.
A big birthday shout-out to Gwen Sanders (Feb. 9) and Becky LeBeau (Feb. 11).
Becky LeBeau: also known as a scream queen in B-horror flicks.
Morgan in a sweater that really shouldn't be as tight as it is, as seen in the March ’11 SCORE and coming this Thursday to SCORELAND.
Morgan destroys a monokini, proving that she's certainly a Girl of Summer.
Morgan Leigh returns to SCORELAND on Thursday in a pictorial titled, “A Girl For All Seasons,” and I don’t think there’s ever been a more appropriate headline. Morgan, the 2006 SCORE Newcomer of the Year and one of my favorite models ever, is one of those girls who looks great no matter what she wears. You know, it’s one thing for a girl to have a super-slim waist (23 inches) and huge tits (J-cups), and there have been a few girls in SCORE history with waists as tiny and tits as big. But Morgan’s tits are kind of conical and capped with super-pointy nipples, and the combination makes for a rack that looks especially good in clothing.
So here’s my tribute to Morgan, a great bikini girl, a great sweater and tight tops girl. The fact that you just might be able to jack to these photos even though she isn’t showing any nipple might be the best tribute of all.
Even super-busty girls often don't look stacked in tube tops, but Morgan does.
Morgan Leigh in a traditional bikini. I mean, are there any words to describe this photo?
