Mandy was originally a beautician before she became a model.
Over in Great Britain, Mandy Pearl (one of the reasons Great Britain is great) is part of the cast of a new dating show on the ITV channel called Take Me Out. The once-prolific dating shows in the USA like Blind Date and The Fifth Wheel have tanked, but we’re glad to see they’re still going strong in the UK. In this tribute to male humiliation, a single guy looking for a date tries his luck on a bunch of hot chicks, including Mandy. They signal their disinterest by switching off a light at their podiums. That gives the host (Sir Paddy McGuinness) the chance to say his trademarked phrase, “No likey, no lighty.” The rejected boob eventually takes his pick of the girls who haven’t switched off their lights. Sounds like fun if you enjoy seeing your fellow man cut to size. Definitely not as much fun as watching Mandy in Hooter Hotel and her vids and pix at SCORELAND, but we’re glad TV producers recognize talent.
A friend of Mandy’s who is a SCORE reader encouraged her to send in her snaps to BeASCOREModel.com. Good man! Send us your big-boobed friends too. They’ll be well-cared for and go home with loaded purses.
Nurses. Where would we be without them? Nowhere, my friends. Nowhere. Here is the ultimate answer to America’s health care crisis. She’s right here only at SCORELAND tomorrow, and her name is Nurse Kelly Christiansen. When a nurse fills out her uniform the way Kelly can, there is no medical problem that can’t be solved. She is a busty angel of mercy. The schmuck shown here desperately needs a brain transplant. While that is beyond even Nurse Kelly’s immense capabilities, she can reduce the swelling.
There have been many warm-hearted, stacked nurses at SCORE’s Hooter Hospital over the years, their overflowing bras bringing joy and happiness to all they bump into. Caring, nuturing nurses who will not stand by filing their nails apathetically while men suffer the heartbreak of blue balls. Sperm sample extraction is Miss Christiansen’s specialty and this blonde head nurse has the advanced titty therapy techniques to do it. Society is all the better for her skills. Relief is only a click away. Thank you, Nurse Kelly. May we have another?
Today, Lexi Summers shows how much she enjoys having a hard time, and tomorrow, Sadie Berry does the same, giving her dude a hard way to go. Both pictorials are from the March ’11 V-mag on SCORELAND.
“I am one of those girls who really loves to give head,” Lexi said. “I enjoy it. I hear stories about guys who have to beg their girlfriends to suck their dicks. Not me.”
Sadie Berry, an accountant by profession, has numbers that really add up, like 42J.
“A man should be the aggressor,” says Sadie, who does an interracial pole dance in Big Girl Strip Club. ” I like to have sex six or seven times a week.” Sadie found us through BeASCOREModel.com.
A motorboat that needs no water.
On Sunday, two XL Girls celebrate their B-Days. Have fun and party hearty, Jade Parker (K-JUGS) and Karlee Adams (Plump Desires).
If you’re a member ofXLGirls.com, then you are already acquainted with this chestiful charmer. Today, Analee Sands makes her debut onSCORELANDin a pictorial from March ’11 V-mag.
Packing 38F boobadoobas on a 5’3″ anatomy, Analee likes camping, swimming,fishing, huntingand nude sun bathing.It would be safe to say that Miss Sands either enjoys being in the great outdoors or that she has a really big backyard.Judging by that tan line, she also wears a swimsuit now and then.
Analee has an interesting “fetish.” She enjoys what she calls CMNF. She says that means Clothed Man Nude Female. “It means I like sex with a clothed man while I’m nude.” (This is more common in European adult videos. Why I don’t know.) One of Analee’s sexual fantasies to “have my own nude beach for my own fun.” A good goal to shoot for. Log-in and turn-on.
What is the miracle of this grain called corn or maize?
Romanian babydolls Arianna Sinn and Lana Ivans say in Part 2 of today’s video that it gives girls big tits. Looking at Arianna and Lana, we would be schmucks to refute their claim. We were reluctant to release this secret information on the SCORELAND Blog for fear it would cause the price of corn to skyrocket worldwide after those sleazy Wall Street futures traders read this.
Czech Republic citizen Sophie also says beer is good for breast growth. But not just any beer, Sophie points out. It should be dark or black lager. The kind a spoon can practically stand up in. There’s something to this beer claim. In Bulgaria, a brew called Bohza lager, based on a traditional Bulgarian drink, is claimed to stimulate boob growth. Popular with the ladies, it’s made from fermented millet or fermented maize. There’s that corn connection again.
In Ukraine, they claim that cabbage stimulates hooter development. We’ll buy that, too, looking at Merilyn and Valory.
Today on SCORELAND, redheaded vixen Contessa Rose kicks off March ’11 V-mag with a cocktail server pictorial in the kind of pub where everybody knows your name.
Tomorrow, Dixie Devereaux as another kind of waitress with a plate of sticky pancakes. You won’t see a skintight uniform like Dixie’s worn at your local diner.
Boobs in the News:
An all-female group in Ukraine called Femen have an unusual way of protesting political issues, the lack of women in government positions and discrimination. They show their boobs in public. There are over 300 Femen activists just in Kiev. Wearing flowers in their hair in the old Ukrainian style, they recently grouped by a train station and shouted “Impeach Yanukovych!” (Ukraine’s President Viktor Yanukovych)
Femen’s leader Anna Gutsol told reporters, “We understood that the only way to attract the maximum attention to a problem is to protest with bare breasts. It’s still a peaceful protest, but the most effective. In Ukraine, women don’t have the same rights as men, many marry at 20 and have neither career nor financial independence. We have minimum money to develop our organization, but we have our bodies, our brains, and our creativity. First one looks at our breasts, then our banners.”
The Femen movement is spreading. I hope it catches on in the States. Near the SCORE building.
British natural Michelle Bond, now really busting bras as an H-cupper, gets her first SCORE cover this edition. Miss Bond shows her heavier, fuller ta-tas in a brand-new layout and talks about ’em in an interview.
“I used to be an F-cup,” Michelle said. “And they just grew and grew, and every time I got measured, they seem to have grown. Either that or my underwear is shrinking!”
Michelle’s first SCORE was June 2003. In Big-Boob Finishing School, Bond, Michelle Bond, teaches Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Sophie Mae and Eden Mor how to please men and be better girlfriends. Now that’s a constructive goal. That book should be sold worldwide. The Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ocean County, New York and Atlanta would find it instructive.
Also this issue: Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, redhaired Veronika and Shione Cooper. Daphne Rosen and SCORE reader’s wife Jayden Prescott get it on and get it in in two anal-core XXX pictorials. A “Golden Age” special feature recalls super-sized covergirls from the 1990s: Angelique, Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Wendy Whoppers, Toppsy Curvey, Colt 45 and more. A photo-feature spotlights the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, starring Kelly Christiansen, Stephanie Stalls, Angelina Castro, Kali West and Nadia Night. Readers get a chance to win Michelle’s signed bra from the cover. Plus, a SCORE DVD is included FREE in most areas of the U.S. and Canada. Because we’re a little too generous for our own good but we love our readers…in a brotherly way.
If your local mag store doesn’t carry SCORE, their staff should be ashamed of themselves. Tell the manager to call our distributor, Curtis Circulation Company, at (201) 634-7400, and they’ll never be SCORE-less again.
Happy birthday, Lorna Morgan!
Lorna in The Bahamas, 2008.
And here we have Part One of lovely Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Michelle Bond, during the making of Big-Boob Finishing School, chittin’ and chattin’ with Tushna, our studio manager. You’ll find this very informative and instructional. Let’s roll the video!
Beshine prepares to sign the XXX-cup bra that will be given away in the May 2011 issue of SCORE.
We are now 11 years removed from the 1990s, and the era of the naturally stacked model has supposedly been upon us for a long time. Sure, the occasional Crystal Gunns, Morgan Leigh, Cindy Cupps and Beshine comes along, but these days, boob men like their women naturally stacked, right?
Well, maybe not. A recent Blog poll asked, “What is your opinion about super-slim ‘n’ stacked models like Beshine?”
And while only 29% said, “I love them. Beshine is what a SCORE Girl should look like,” those 29% outnumbered the 25% who said, “I don’t like them. I prefer naturals.”
Of course, the results of last year’s “Best of the Decade” Top 100, in which no augmented models cracked the Top 20, say otherwise. But our highly unscientific poll also revealed that 28% said, “Tits are tits. The bigger the better.” So, by my count, that means 57% of those who participated in the poll are okay with the mega-stacked augmented girls.
What does all this mean? Who knows? It could mean that girls like Beshine are one-in-a-million and they’re always welcome at SCORELAND. But, as I said, they’re one-in-a-million (probably literally), and anyone who doesn’t fit the Beshine template isn’t welcome. Or it could mean, as the answer said, “tits are tits.”
Or it could mean that the poll was wholly unscientific and completely meaningless.
What do you think? I mean, you told us already, but we need details. I’m just wondering: Does the era of the mega-stacked SCORE Girl merely seem to be over because there just aren’t many of them. If they started flooding back–if a new generation of girls like SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers and Angelique suddenly appeared–would you welcome them with open arms and hard cocks?
“Long legs, big ass, big tits, pierced nipples, pierced clit…if any girl looks like a porn star, it’s Stephanie Stalls. Really raunchy, slobbering, dirty porn. Anal, too. Hey, a man can dream.” That was SCORE mag editor Dave waxing poetic about Stephanie, a girl who’s had a busy time at SCORE the past seven months, starring in SCOREtv Holiday edition, SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, “Bust You In The Face” on SCORELAND, and “Boobcore” and “Tool-Time Girl” on SCOREVideos.com. Five-feet-two with 34F-cups. The numbers add up.
Stephanie & V-mag editor Maria.
And now, another one of Dave’s dreams (and mine) comes true in “Ass-ignment Stephanie Stalls” this weekend. Sounds like a spy thing BUTT it’s not. If it was, it would have been called “The Stalls SupremASSy.”
It’s Stephanie’s first anal sex scene on SCORELAND. Part Cherokee, part Irish and part Scottish, Miss Stalls is 100% super-horny. That’s why Stephanie became a naked model and an exotic dancer in the first place. There’s no re-purposing of sexual energy into another part of her life.
“I like to grind and put my pussy in the guys’ faces. Sometimes they try to lick it,” Stephanie said about bouncing her boobs on stage. But even those erotic activities don’t burn off enough of her huge supply of horny-fuel . She needs more. “I have the mind of a porn star,” Stephanie said. And the stacked body, for sure. She burns down the house in this one.
Renee Ross: so hot you could make toast between her boobs.
Karla James: the face, the bod, the boobs.
In a Scorecard letter called “Tits First,” a ticked-off C.A. writes, “I am so fucked off by letters that moan about models not showing pink. As long as the girls are offering up those big tits for me, I’m a happy man, and that should be the way for all true SCORE Men. Ninety-five percent of the models do spread their pussies and asses, anyway, so be happy and shut up.”
C.A. may be a little cranky from reading the comments and letters from members who adamantly insist that if models don’t get explicit, they should be passed over. To me, that’s a ridiculous philosophy.
Natasha: right from the snap.
If a girl is attractive and has big boobs, it doesn’t matter to me if she only wants to pose in a mild way, like Karla or many others we’ve photographed since 1992. I also know that girls like Renee Ross and Natasha Dulce, who do everything, will come along, too.
A lot has to do with the speed of life these days. Everything is fast, faster, fastest. People have short attention spans and even shorter patience. People want it all and they want it all right now. This instant. Technology has caused this. The Smart Phones, the Net, iPads, Twitter, and whatever is going to come next. Me, I move at the speed of boobs, and that’s good enough, for me, at least.
