Plan to sell ice cream made with human breast milk frozen by city council

March 6, 2011 by Elliot James
Kristina's milky jugs.

Kristina's milky jugs.

Thanks to K.S. over in Great Britain for alerting me to this story that’s been squirting all over the Internet like a busted baby-bottle nipple.

A Covent Garden ice cream shop called Icecreamists has been relieved of its new frosty taste treat called Baby Gaga by government officials. It’s because of one of the ingredients in Baby Gaga: human breast milk. The rest is made of Madagascan vanilla pods and lemon zest. Baby Gaga went on sale last week, cost curious customers $20 a cup and sold out the first day. There are apparently a lot of lactation fans in London who were interested in getting their moo-moo juice from another source than the original tap. The owner of Icecreamists is a gent named Matt O’Connor. Matt  has 15 breast-milk supplying ladies who pump out their tits at home and send it to Icecreamists. They make £15 for 10  ounces which is currently $24.50. 35 more lactating mammas have signed up since O’Connor released Baby Gaga but now the future of this dairy product is in jeopardy.

The Westminster cabinet member for business told the press: “Following two complaints from members of the public and concerns from the Health Protection Agency and Food Standards Agency, our officers visited the premises and removed all ice cream being sold as containing breast milk. Selling foodstuffs made from another person’s bodily fluids can lead to viruses being passed on and in this case, potentially hepatitis.” Mr. O’Connor issued his own statement: “As far as we are aware there is no law prohibiting a business from selling breast milk ice cream.” He said his company screens its breast milk donors, the same way the UK National Health Service screens blood donors, before pasteurizing the milk. I’m not sure if they check the cholesterol levels.

Icecreamists could have gotten in touch with Kristina Milan if they really wanted to stock up on the baby beverage!

Millions of babies around the world suck milk from their mothers’ nipples every day without health issues so the reason for the seizure doesn’t really make sense, especially if the milk is screened and pastuerized. It’s more likely because of the sexual angle involved or at least the sexual angle in the minds of the complainants. Fact is, there’s a low-key subculture of adult males who hire wet-nurses to suckle for their breast milk and a lot of it goes on in the UK. I knew a Brit years ago who used to seek out and hire lactating mothers for that reason. No sex was involved, just nipple sucking and milk consumption.

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8 responses to “Plan to sell ice cream made with human breast milk frozen by city council”

  1. winter1968 says:

    Kristina is so HOT…the moment I saw Busty Brown Sugar for sale, I couldn’t resist. her and Vanessa Del Mar make my heart race and my cock explode…she is so fine.

  2. Alana Anderson says:

    The funny thing about people who panic at the thought of lady milk have probably never gave much thought to how much cleaner a woman is than a cow! They should test the women first as if for porn that way it can reduce some of the panic people might have.I wonder if they test cows for viruses and things? I have had men ask to buy my milk but I just thought they wanted it as a novelty since you can`t send milk in the mail.

  3. Satsubatsu666 says:

    One of the guys from the UK band, Blur, was championing this breast foods movement around a year ago. Made Gordon Ramsey ill at the thought of it on his “The F Word” program.

  4. blackbull1970 says:

    I love titty milk!

    I wish Score would do more lactation pictorials and videos.

  5. Ryco says:

    She had HUGE boobs before she put on weight. So I think they will still be there if she lost a couple. I have to agree with Stefan on this one.

  6. Elliot James says:

    Stefan, if she loses weight, she could lose them in her boobs. Spot reduction of body parts is almost impossible. Genetics determines where the weight is removed when someone diets and exercises.

  7. Stefan Carlson says:

    Kristina has fantatic boobs, and I gladly wulontier to suck and drink that milk! However she would become even more hot if she slim the waist. Those breast combined with a very slim waist- that would be a mouthful!

  8. c.a. united kingdom says:

    k.s your a sick man,this is not a good thing guys…..