And so it is that I return triumphantly to all of you, my boob brothers and sisters, with a pair of undulating orbs so fine that they will surely leave you speechless and sporting wood and engorged clits.
(I love the words WOOD and ENGORGED.)
Meet Jenna Valentine, a 5’3″, 23-year-old Valley Girl from California with FF-cup knockers so pale and pretty, you will love them instantly. Jenna is not only a personable and cute young lady, but she is also funny. Watch as she tells the tale of being attacked by a bidet in one of our bathrooms. It brings the LOLs, big time!
(And get a eyeful of her nipples, which seem a little inverted but are really just “shy,” according to Jenna.)
Jenna will be making a few more blog appearances, but for now, enjoy her bubbly personality and her retro look. If you love pale perkies, Jenna is your gal.