SCORE and Voluptuous readers write the darndest things

July 12, 2012 by Elliot James

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With the addition of the comment boards in SCORELAND and on the Blog, you can send your thoughts about a set, a video or a model immediately. And that’s great except many of the comments are one or two sentences. Rarely do I see anything longer than a paragraph. It’s just the nature of the electronic times we live in. Texting, Twitter, Facebook and all the rest. Everything is in short bursts.

Before the miracle of the Web and home computers and instantly transmitting our feedback, there were the old-school letters columns. “Scorecard” began in the premiere issue of SCORE (June ’92) and has been part of the magazine every month, with rare exceptions. Intended as a reader forum, “Scorecard” is a place where comments, suggestions, criticisms, ideas, requests and questions have always been welcomed.

How did the first issue get letters? Before launching SCORE, a questionnaire was mailed out to guys who bought big-boob magazines, and those responses made up the first “Scorecard.” After the first issue hit, the mail started to arrive.

The “Voluptuous Letters” began in the Fall ’94 edition of V-mag and was renamed V-Mail in the June ’95 issue. We’ve always encouraged everyone to mail in their comments and tell us who and what they wanted to see. Since the beginning, we have only published the letter writers’ initials, never their full name. The major change we’ve seen over the years is the drop in the traditional stamped letter in favor of emails.

The web version of “Scorecard” was added to SCORELAND in September 2000, although there was an earlier version. Since then, it has been posted every week on Friday, averaging five letters a week. Tomorrow will be “Scorecard” Volume 616. Multiply that by five letters per volume and I’ve run out of counting fingers.

“Scorecard” letters can be informative, quirky, supportive, argumentative, funny, insulting or mindboggling, but one thing is certain: The letters, and the guys (and sometimes girls) who write them, are never boring. Sometimes the models themselves have written in.

Here are six memorable letters.

“Scorecard” #1, Letter 2

No Naked Men!

I think your magazines would be much better if you could stop showing models with shaved pussies and naked men. No shaved girls and no cocks please! Especially naked men is a bore. SCORE is a men’s magazine, not a gay mag! On the other hand, SCORE has showed a lot of attractive girls during the years. I have been buying your magazine since 1996, and I think the publication is great apart from the naked men. If you could concentrate the magazine on the girls, the result would be superb.–Ult S., Uppsala, Sweden

“Scorecard” #44, Letter 1

A.G.E.N.T Of Anus

Zuzanna’s anus is fabulous. Nice dildo insertion picture, too. Why no hardcore stuff? We know she’s a great hardcore performer. SCORE Xtra: Julia Miles and Chloe. Look at those delightful toes! Nice photos of Chloe’s anus and Julia’s finger in Chloe’s vagina. I liked the close-up of Chloe’s anus. Why no close-up shots of Julia’s anus? Nice close-ups of Zuzie Boobies’ anus and vaginal butterfly, though. Corina Curves with a penis almost completely in her mouth is a beautiful sight. Thanks for the close-ups of her magnificent anus. Sally’s toes, anus and nipples were all great. Christine’s anus was another highlight. Ava: Encore with bare feet! Tania Angel reminds me of Tiny Nicky Tease, and that’s a good thing.-A.L., Los Angeles, California

“Scorecard” #102, Letter 4

Pinch Them For Us

As a woman who views your site regularly, I just wanted to write in and say I love your site! Nothing turns me on more than to look at your pictures and videos of women pinching their nipples. I will admit that I pinch mine while looking at them. I love Autumn-Jade and Desirae. But I would have to say my favorite video clip is Melissa Carey. Watching a man pinch her nipples was a real turn on for me. I pinched my nipples just as he did hers while watching the clip over and over and nearly came. By the time I had started touching my clit, I was so wet and excited I came so quickly! Keep up with the pictures and videos of nipple pinching and twisting. Those are such a turn on!–Signed, Just Me

“Scorecard” #115, Letter 4

XXX

You know what? If I was a SCORE supervisor, this would go like this: If models don’t want to do any XXX videos, then I would tell them, get the fuck out of SCORE Group. It’s just like if a football player would tell his coach, I will only run on the left side of the field, you imagine that? Many of these busty models came out of nowhere. Before they came to SCORE, they were nothing. Now that they are famous models and they have $$$, they think they can choose to not shoot XXX. The fact is, they are in their right to make this decision, but SCORE is also in their right to tell them: “Well, if you don’t want to do XXX, then find yourself another magazine or model agency.” See then what they will do. I guarantee you they will change their minds in one hour, bunch of arrogant, materialistic girls. That’s one of the reasons everybody loves Autumn-Jade so much, because she is so enthusiastic and always willing to perform every challenge of her modeling life. No wonder she is one of the most adorable models SCORE has! God bless her. The rest who don’t want to make XXX, fuck them! I’m sorry, maybe I am a little upset, but these kinds of things make me think how when you are in the bottom of the life lane, you’ll do anything, but when you think you got it made, you start bullshitting around and even rejecting what your bosses propose. If I was a SCORE Group manager, I would kick them the fuck out, let them get a job in some supermarket as a cashier. You’ll see how fast they’ll be calling you again and telling you, “Yes, I will do that XXX.”–Sincerely, G.

“Scorecard” #119, Letter 2

Stop The Jacking!!

I have some negative feedback concerning two increasing trends I see. I know The SCORE Group listens to their readers, which is why I would even bother to speak up. First of all, please, I implore you to stop with the constant masturbating references! “Jack”… “get to jacking”… “break out the Bounty”… “21CC salute,” etc. In the name of all that is good, I beg you to stop! You guys have a jack fetish or something. It seems like every cover, every pictorial instructs us to “get jacking!” Enough already! It weirds me out and somehow seems kind of gay that guys are imploring me as to when and how to “jack.” There is something deeply disturbing about your constant reminders. Stop it now! I think we all know what to do if we so choose. I cannot believe I am the only one to feel this way. Please put the issue up to a vote. Another issue is the increasing use of toys with the babes. It seems to be the required thing lately that each photo set includes the girl jamming a piece of plastic to the hilt. A while back, another guy made mention of this, and I totally agree. It might work on video, but something is lost on a still image. I just don’t get it. Guys get off on this? A piece of inanimate plastic? I think many a great photo is ruined by this dildo trend. To me, it’s neither hot nor sexy. My vote…lose it!–Bruce, New York

“Scorecard” #131 Letter 3

Stop The “Stop The Jacking” Comments

Bruce wrote to Scorecard (“Stop The Jacking!” #119) complaining that you guys use too many references about “Jacking.” Please let me respond to him by saying SHUT UP! I don’t care who tells me when/where/how or why to jerk off. If I see a hot lady in SCORE, I don’t need suggestions, but I don’t mind ’em either! He also complained about you showing too many dildo shots. Again: SHUT UP! I am always ready to see a big-titted gal put something up her pussy, whether it be flesh, plastic or a cucumber! I suggest that if Brucie objects to SCORE‘s contents that he go back to Cosmo!–John

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9 responses to “SCORE and Voluptuous readers write the darndest things”

  1. oldschool says:

    I can make a comment more than one or two sentences long, and this is as good a place as any. What is it about the times we are living in today where these fat chicks with sloppy saggy tits are considered attractive to the point of dominating this site? It hasn’t been that many years ago that women went to a lot of effort to acquire and maintain delightfully large tits (Lisa Lipps, Tiffany Towers, Sarenna Lee, etc.) on top of (no pun intended) maintaining fabulously curvy IN-SHAPE bodies! I loved and appreciated the efforts of each and every one of those girls, on and off the screen, because it takes a helluva lot of work to look as good as they did. But now the standards have been reduced to I guess accommodate the obesity epidemic in this country. So pull a fatty off the streets who by virtue of her overeating and/or metabolic problems wears a DD cup or bigger and you’ve got one with Score potential! As a business I can see where Score is coming from: give your customer what they want. So this goes out to the public more than Score. But really? Fat chicks? You gents obviously have something wrong with you if you don’t find the likes of Deena Duos or Colt 45, when in their primes, smoking fucking hot!

  2. ca united kingdom says:

    @Maiden, hey im not married or engaged and have been single for several years now but would never condone what he wrote,, its a rare letter and not a view shared by most scoremen….

  3. Evets says:

    I’ll take the chance and say that I don’t mind jacking off to the scoregirls. And yes I have sprayed an issue or two – even without the ‘start jacking now!’ encouragement. But I like it when the model tells me she knows what kind of effect she’s having on me, cupping her tits together and smiling. Then it feels too good when the cum flies! Umm… gotta go now – just renewed my Scoreland subscription and it’s jacking time…

  4. Elliot James says:

    Re: Scorecard #115 Letter 4. Yes, it’s a real reader letter and he’s a little over the top. His philosophy is a great way to NOT run a studio.

    About Scorecard letters, there’s a massive one this weekend from W.W. who wants us to shoot XXX scenes of SCORE models being hypnotized. Hypnosis and sex is a apparently a kind of fringe-fetish. I don’t know much about it.

  5. Maddien says:

    @J.D. Subject: Scorecard” #115, Letter 4
    I can go with your argumentation since I consider you a happily married person, down to earth, just enjoying beautiness on celluloid, paper or on the screen for spicing up your bedroom activities.
    The writer of our subject is a certain pure consument, not married or engaged and long term single person who used to take the products from TSG on sexually satisfactory purposes.
    He might be a believer in text, action and monologues/dialoges. And I´d bet he´s not the only reader/member thinking this way.
    I can follow his argues in SOME way as well.
    But, to conclude finally, he/they won´t be (a) successful(s) editor in the adult industry I believe. lol

  6. anthony says:

    geeez “stop making jack mag references” what else are you gonna do with it READ THE ARTICALS?
    If this fine publication never shot girls who never did XXX it would be one 10th what it is!!!

  7. J.D. says:

    Wow. The guy who wrote ‘Scorecard” #115, Letter 4’ is clearly out of his mind. Is this letter real? He honestly thinks if one of your editors told a model to do XXX or get packing, she’d call back and plead to do hardcore? I don’t think some of your readers quite understand the circumstances in which a woman decides to pose for your magazine. I think it’s safe to assume she isn’t starving to death under a bridge while lighting rats for warmth, and dreaming of a nice comfy studio where she can be skewered day and night by porn studs and finally have enough to pay the rent. I think when you realize how many attractive large breasted women there are in the world, and then count how many of them pose for adult magazines, its pretty evident that SCORE men should be the ones doing the begging (thankfully, we don’t have to). Don’t take these open minded women for granted. You may end up convincing the next LDM or Christy Marks not to pose for that magazine with the creepy demanding readers.

  8. X.D. says:

    LMFAO. I love “Scorecard” #44, Letter 1 – A.G.E.N.T Of Anus. That is freaking hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing these samples (and the funny comic).

  9. ca united kingdom says:

    Elliot as you know i regularly contribute to scorecard and think scorecard is a very important part of the magazine,, i love to read the views and oppinions of my fellow titmen wether i agree with what they say or not…. scorecard is in my opinion a major part of the magazines success and you guys take our comments, suggestions and critisisms very seriously and i for one thank you for that,, the letters are always varied and interesting (and sometimes weird) which shows that your average score reader is worldly, clever and knows his (hers) tits….. alot of the letters in some of the other mags ive read over the years were just route1 and often very samey,, shes hot, i want to fuck her brains out etc,etc,etc, but score readers have much more to say with interesting comments that make sense to all…. same as the blog, yes your right Elliot most comments are short and sweet but always interesting and often debate worthy,, i love to have healthy debate both on the blog and via scorecard and have had some runnings with both Chuck and TN in recent weeks but its all healthy and we all respect our different views its what makes the world go round….. can i take this opportunity to thank you guys for printing my letters in scorecard and listening to me waffle on this blog most days ha ha…. keep up the excellent work….