She said WHAT? The best interview quotes of all time
Being the editor of a big-tit mag has its perks…pun intended. For one, I have ladies whipping out their ladies for me take a gander at all the time. (You can’t imagine what it’s like to introduce yourself to a woman and then BAM! her tits are in your face. It’s like being a rockstar, it really is.) For another, I get to spend time with these huge-knockered hotties and they tell me all their most-intimate secrets. (And they do it while their tits are in my face. Sigh. I live the life, kids.)
Sometimes they tell me some seriously freaky kinkiness that makes me blush. And sometimes they tell me things that make me laugh out loud. You never know what a V-girl is going to say, but whatever it is, it is always memorable. Join me as I take a look back at some of my favorite convos with the titters that make my world go round.
Destiny Rose: Cow Tipper.
Destiny Rose, Feb. ’10 V-mag:
“Well, we do a lot of cow-tipping where I am from…you run up to them and shove them and they fall over and you run like crazy. But they don’t get hurt. They just get a bit spooked is all. A lot of times they don’t even fall over. They just sorta rock back and forth and wake right up.”-on what she does for fun in her hometown.
Melonie Max loves gangbangs.
Melonie Max, May ’10 V-mag:
“Um, I wouldn’t say I really have one…oh, wait, you know what? Gangbangs. That’s what I watch when I watch porn. I watch gangbangs…I was like, ‘Wait a minute, what do I look at on the Net when I look at porn?’ and gangbangs was it. That and lesbians. I love to watch lesbian porn. They get down.”-on what her ultimate sexual fantasies are.
Jessica Taylor: Construction worker!
Jessica Taylor, Jan. ’10 V-mag:
“Well, actually, I am in charge of organizing contractors and making sure that they do what they have to do and get their jobs done. I work for a company that renovates repossessed houses. And if my guys give me a problem and tell me that they can’t do something to get a job done, then I go in there and show them that I can do it. Like, I’ll go in there and tear drywall off the walls with crowbars and get dirty, but I get it done.”-on working in construction.
Jenna Valentine: Titty-fucking is a gift.
Jenna Valentine, July ’10 V-mag:
“The titty fuck? Yeah, if it’s with the right person and they get off on it, then it, like, makes me happy. In certain situations…fine, I’m completely selfish. But if I feel like giving and they want to titty-fuck and it makes them really happy, then it like Hanukkah for them…then let’s go! I say Hanukkah because I am a Jew. Not Christmas, you guys, Hanukkah. I am like the Hanukkah Santa of titty-fucking. Eight days of titty-fucking!”-on using her tits during sex.
These ladies always say a mouthful and we don’t mind one bit because we would like a mouthful of their huge knockers. Stay tuned for more funny quotes from V-girl interviews and let me know what some of your favorite V-girl interviews have been.
xoxo
Maria
Tags: construction worker, Cow-tipping, Destiny Rose, gangbangs, Interview quotes, Interviews, Jenna Valentine, Jessica Taylor, Lesbians, Melonie Max, Titty-fucking, V-mag, Voluptuous February 2010, Voluptuous Magazine, Voluptuous May 2010
Categories: Boob Bloopers, Interviews, Life With Big Tits, The Life of an Editor
Ill convert right now if I can have Jenna as my Hanukkah present!
Thanks Dave, October is gonna be great…Arianna Sinn busty sex kitten getting fucked with tits flying all over the place and then I guess a few weeks later finally seeing MILF Kelly Christiansen who has the whole package…and in video…whoopeeee!! does kelly get fully naked?
Yes, Kelly gets fully naked.
I loved what Lovett said in a interview back in 99-00 about how she spotted a young boy getting a sneak peak at her doing a photo shoot or sex scene and it turned her on so much she wanted to fuck him
DAM THATS HOT!
oh yeah you guys should really try and get a few brits who are modelling for other sites now…sydney JJ (yes JJ), leanne crow and kelley scarlett 🙂
Mr Dave, ok you are always so helpful on here with the questions so if you dont mind I have a couple regarding some of my fave gals…
is october 5th the date when Arianna Sinn gets fucked?
when will we see Kelly Christiansen make her debut on scoreland?
Whats happened to Kaytee Carter does she have some new stuff?
plus…without giving it all away what babe (new/old) are you most excited about on scoreland before the end of 2010?
ps hope my questions are not like homework lol! boob on guys
“Is october 5th the date when Arianna Sinn gets fucked?” Yes, at BustyArianna.com.
“when will we see Kelly Christiansen make her debut on scoreland?” Sometime in October.
“Whats happened to Kaytee Carter does she have some new stuff?” She’s still around. Yes, she has new stuff.
“plus…without giving it all away what babe (new/old) are you most excited about on scoreland before the end of 2010?” Who knows? That’s the great thing about this…we never know who’s going to show up next.–Dave