Siri: maid to please

March 10, 2013 by Elliot James

Siri’s a bra-buster. Tomorrow, she’s a dust-buster.

Tomorrow at SCORELAND, you get to enjoy Siri dressed as a hot maid. Cosplay is always welcome, especially with a girl like Siri. (Let’s face it, there are NO girls LIKE Siri. She’s one of a kind.)

Siri joins a group of SCORE and V-Girls who kill the traditional fantasy maid’s outfit, something no real maid has ever worn unless her boss is a rich horndog and likes to watch his maid clean as he sits in an easy chair sipping a cognac. Which I would do if I had the money.

This kind of maid’s outfit is strictly for a couple’s bedroom, a fantasy photo shoot, a Halloween party or a bad British stage farce.

I wonder what Siri wears at Halloween parties. She has two belts in karate. Maybe she goes as a ninja? She’s also a Harry Potter fan. Maybe she goes as Luna Lovegood?

Siri is maid for jerking.

We’ll have to ask Siri.

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12 responses to “Siri: maid to please”

  1. Elliot James says:

    I’ve seen a lot of Jessica Lange movies but never jacked off to any. Siri’s another story.

  2. Elliot James says:

    Big Al, we’re not interested in models disfiguring each other. They need their faces.

  3. Big Al says:

    Siri owns two black belts in Karate.
    Maybe you can match her up with jolie Rain
    who practices MMA.

  4. Larry G. says:

    Jessica Lange was born in Cloquet Minnesota in 1949,
    so if your going to google her image to see if Im right,
    make sure its photos from the late 1970’s and early 1980’s when she was at her physical peak IMOP.

  5. Larry G. says:

    I said she looks like Jessica Lange,who was a movie star and was hot back in the day.It was intended as a compliment.
    BTW jessica Lange is also from Minnesota,
    maybe theyre related.

  6. Elliot James says:

    Uh, guys, this blog is about Siri, not King Kong and Jessica Lange, but, CA, the 1976 film wasn’t a flop. It made a lot of money especially for 1976 dollars.

  7. ca united kingdom says:

    @larry g,, remember the film well,, dino delarauntes i believe with jessica and jeff bridges .. cover depicted kong on the twin towers a foot on each… went to the cinema to see it as it was very hyped at time and if i recall a total flop ha ha..

  8. X. D. says:

    Siri is fast becoming the next classic TSG model. She looks stunning, STUNNING with this outfit. Great job Siri!!!!

  9. Nick says:

    Oh MAN! I can so totally see Siri as a Busty Luna Lovegood.
    Where’s the Fantasy Score art when you need it!

  10. Big Boob Lover says:

    Siri is a bra-buster. No more to be said until she busts the bra

  11. ca united kingdom says:

    siri is gorgeous,, ive always liked the frech maid look and this is a hot take on it… she can clean my appartment any day..

  12. Larry G. says:

    Siri,what a groovy babe,and in no small part to her resembalence to actress Jessica Lange.
    remember her from the 1976 remake of King Kong?
    wow she was great.I wish her boobs were as big as Siri’s tho in that movie.