Stare at tits, live longer

March 28, 2017 by Dave 6 Comments

The more you stare at Roxi's tits, the longer you'll live.

The headline in today’s New York Post definitely caught my eye: “Staring at women’s breasts is just one of six easy ways men can live longer.”

Turns out having lots of sex is another of those six ways.

Okay, when someone tells me to exercise two hours a day and not eat French fries, my mind glazes over.

But staring at tits and having a lot of sex? I can do that.

The article linked to another article in Medical Daily that stated, “Previously, it’s been reported men who stare at women’s breasts tend to live longer, but this has been debunked. However, Men’s Health provided a scientific explanation for why ogling at breasts could boost longevity for men.

“They explained staring at breasts or looking at cute animals benefit a man’s health by creating a positive mindset. Pleasant emotions can help both men and women make better decisions about  their health.”

Basically, doing anything that feels good will make you live longer? Okay. And staring at tits is one of those ways?

Two things:

1. If this is true, I’m going to live forever.

2. I knew we were doing a public service at SCORELAND, but I didn’t know how much of a public service.

Live longer. Check out your favorite racks today at SCORELAND.

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6 Comments

  • Danny

    As a longtime Score subscriber, I want to thank you guy’s for helping me live longer.

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  • tony

    Live long and prosper fellas. Off topic but; did Joana retire?

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    • Dave

      Joana is still modeling. We recently shot new photos and videos of her. She looks great.

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  • Boobhound

    I am going to live a LOOOONNNG time!

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  • tony

    @Dave Thanks dude, that’s good to hear. Hopefully she is going to play billiards again with Vanessa; they never quite finished that game.

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  • guss

    I guess Score readers and members will live forever then. 🙂

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