“Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” and other important issues

December 7, 2009 by Dave Leave your thoughts
Angel Gee knows that a complete blow job involves sucking the sac, too.

Angel Gee knows that a complete blow job involves sucking the sac, too.

The SCORELAND Blog voters have spoken, and they have a message for all you girls out there: “Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” That’s right. “A blow job is not just about my cock-head and shaft,” they’re saying. “It’s about my sac and butthole, too!”

We asked, “When a girl is giving you a blow job, what should she suck?” Here’s how the results turned out:

“Head, shaft and suck those balls, too!” got 53%

“Suck my shaft! Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” got 26%

“Just the head and shaft, please!” got 21%

Just remember, guys: If you want your girl to pay attention to your balls and asshole, rub-a-dub-dub!

Lots of action in the “Best of the Decade” voting over the weekend. Eva Notty, who’s running tit-to-tit with Ashley Sage Ellison for SCORE Newcomer of the Year, was voted No. 29. Renee Ross is No. 28. And Kali West is No. 27. Congratulations, girls, on your very impressive showings to go with your very impressive racks.

Merilyn Sakova: Most impossibly slim 'n' stacked girl ever?

Merilyn Sakova: Most impossibly slim 'n' stacked girl ever?

Last week, I pointed out that Angelina Vallem was doing very well in the voting, in effect giving her the proverbial kiss of death. Right now, the biggest surprise is that Merilyn Sakova doesn’t seem to be headed for a Top 10 finish, but that can easily change.

All 26 remaining girls in the contest have appeared in Voluptuous magazine. Nine of the 26 have done all-the-way boy-girl. And I’m proud to report that you guys have long memories. Two of the remaining girls–Nadine Jansen and Sharday–debuted in 2001.

And finally, I know I’m late to the game on this one, but there’s a documentary on BBC called “My Big Breasts and Me” about the so-called problems naturally stacked women have. I call your attention to Jodie, a stacked music student who, despite these hardships, loves showing off her tits. Check your cable guide. In the U.S., the show has aired on BBC America.

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