Tag Archive: Alana Anderson

Nipples that can cut glass

July 16, 2013 by Elliot James

The average nipple length is around 3/8th of an inch or 10mm. I was looking for longer ones. Finding long-nippled ladies for this Blog took time. Breast size and areolae size were irrelevant. I scoured the SCORELAND Model Directory. It took a while.

These are nipples that cut glass. Nipples that can poke your fucking eye out.

The best way to show nipple length in a photograph is with an angled shot. Photographing the model straight-on doesn’t show how long her nipples really are.

I wonder how much bigger the nipples shown here would get if the girls used nipple suction bulbs prior to taking their photos. The vacuum these little gizmos create draws blood into the nipples and increases firmness. Breast pumps are bigger versions of a sucking device, used mainly to stimulate the process of lactation.

Running cold water over nipples will also make them taut and elongated for a short time.

It turned out that some of the lesser-known models had the most impressively lengthy nipples.

Alana: Portrait in pointers

January 14, 2011 by Elliot James
Alana Anderson.

Alana Anderson.

Featured on SCORELAND on Wednesday in photos from her February ’11 SCORE issue, Alana Anderson has a pair of the pointiest, most prominent nipples I can remember seeing in recent years. They really are standouts in more ways than two. She’s a cam model in California and has spent time in Florida as well since she mentioned dancing at some of the clubs we know here. Alana’s never been in a men’s magazine before us. Her first SCORE was December ’09. “I had been asked about modeling for busty mags by members who had been watching me on my live camera so I looked up SCORE and sent some pics.”

Buying bras is something Alana probably spends more time doing than the average American. “Some I try on and some I buy online. Sometimes I buy them to wear as sexy-wear if they are really pretty even if they are a little too small. To test them, I put my shirt back on over it to see if it is smooth or if my boobs look like a muffin top. I have no idea how much they weigh but they are much heavier when they are full of milk. Sometimes I wear a sports bra over my bra under my shirt if I am working out so they stay put.  I am very short so I usually wear fitted clothes. I dress to emphasize the difference between my breasts and my waist otherwise I look like I’m wearing a tent. If you spotted me in public in nice weather, I’d probably be wearing a fitted, low-cut, slim-to-the-waist top with an A-line miniskirt or shorts with either platform heels or casual wedge heels.”

Daphne Rosen also calls the huge boobs, small waist result that Alana mentioned the “tent effect.”

Impressive, yes?

Impressive, yes?

Last minute holiday gift items…for yourself

December 21, 2010 by Elliot James

Tits the season for giving and who’s a better recipient for Xmas loot than you? Can you think of a better time to reward yourself with boobs and booty?

February '11

February '11

Treat yourself to February ’11 SCORE, February ’11 Voluptuous and XL Girls (SCORE Special 207), now at your friendly, neighborhood mag store. SCORE stars Valory Irene, Chica, Alana Anderson, Angel Gee, Stephanie Stalls, Kitana Flores and Arianna Sinn.

February '11

February '11

Voluptuous stars Ashley Sage, Sophie Mae, Virginia Simms, Miosotis, April McKenzie, Skyie Blew, Lexi Summers and Valory Irene.

XL Girls

XL Girls

XL Girls stars covergirl Analee Sands, Anna Kay, Julia Juggs, Kendra Grace, Daniella Grey, Kristina Milan, Charlie Cooper and Bailey Santanna. They put the rack in magazine rack.

The best specialty men’s mags on the planet. No one even comes close anymore. They gave up a while ago.

Not sold in stores, SCORE Xtra 13 and Busty Cock Worshippers 2 are a few of the latest must-own DVDs this holiday season available from the SCORE Store. There’s lots more to choose from. You owe it to yourself. Don’t feel like going anywhere? Call 1-800-421-0760 to order or log into eBoobStore.com.

Busty Cock Worshippers 2

Busty Cock Worshippers 2

SCORE Xtra 13

SCORE Xtra 13

Can you handle all the tits this weekend?

December 5, 2009 by Elliot James

SCORELAND has a wild weekend ahead. How big are your hands? Can they hold F-cups? What about G-cups? J-cups?

Natalie Fiore.

Natalie Fiore quickly returns because no one can get enough of the “new” Natalie. Her tits have grown, you know. This weekend, we’ve got Miss Fiore in a sultry, sexy video shot on location in Europe. She has a way of speaking to the camera while she’s touching her tits and pussy that makes you feel as if she were talking directly to you. The way she’s going, Natalie could help usher in a new era of U.S.-France diplomacy. We’re in talks with Sarkozy now about it.

And then there’s Renee Ross from the December ’09 edition of SCORE. I chose this shot because it dramatizes how Renee’s tits threaten to spill out over the top of her old-fashioned bustier, the way the waves from Hurricane Katrina demolished the levees in Louisiana. Hey there, Renee! We know you’re reading this! How are ya?

Renee Ross.

Also from December ’09 SCORE, Alana Anderson is a creamy new bra buster who one of our model recruiters found on a webcam. Alana has a pair of ultra-prominent, delectable nipples. One look at these spigots and a guy feels compelled to suck on them hard. Alana’s in a SCORE Theater video on Sunday, her first for us, and her pictorial is posting on Monday. In one video segment that won’t leave you dry, Alanna squeezes her tits to squirt out milk. Raincoats were made for this.

Alana Anderson.

And finally, Kiko Lee performs horny Asian magic on a cock in SCORE Theater in a nasty new video with matching photos. But first she does one of her exotic dance routines on a table top as a warm-up. I chose this picture since there’s been a nut-sucking poll on the BLOG this week. You can see that Kiko has that ball-sucking magic, plus I love her wide, pancake areolae, a rare gift from the boob goddesses. Kiko has dedicated herself to Geisha-style man-pleasing. For that, I forgive her for once blowing Ron Jeremy and Pete Rose (not at the same time.)

Kiko Lee

 

They’ll keep your hands full this weekend, for sure.