1) Nurses know every inch of the male anatomy and how it works.
2) Nurses are nurturing and don’t like to see men suffer with blue balls or shafts that won’t go down after a Viagra overdose.
3) By the nature of their jobs and training, nurses are health-oriented, sanitary, caring and cock-worshiping.
4) Their uniforms are exciting, although in real life, nurses don’t wear platform stripper heels, corsets, split-crotch panties, V-necked tops a size too small, white, vinyl miniskirts and strapless push-up bras one cup too small.
5) Excluding hookers and massage-parlor girls, nurses are the only women you don’t know on a personal basis who can wash your cock and balls.
6) How often do you get to fuck in an electrically operated bed?
7) If the doctor is out, nurses can pitch in on the all-important prostate exam.
In Part 2 of this video (click here to see Part 1), Melonie Max joins her More To Fuck friends Tatiana Blair, Kaytee Carter, Alanna Ackerman, Anna Kay and Destiny Rose for more tit talk about bras, clothing, etc. The best part comes near the end, when the girls all get their tits out.
And now that I have your attention, I’m going to tell you a little more about More To Fuck. In a nutshell: A guy, John, shows up at house for reality TV dating show; the five girls and the hostess are all super-busty; he decides who he wants to marry/continue a meaningless relationship with by fucking three of them (Tatiana, Anna and Melonie). His friend, Lucas, fucks Alanna in the ass and reports back to John. Destiny is a virgin (yeah, right) and doesn’t know how to impress John when all the other girls are fucking, so she decides to put on a lezzie show with Kaytee, the hostess.
Now, about that girl-girl scene: I am not a fan of girl-girl scenes, but this one is great, probably the best we’ve ever filmed at The SCORE Groups. It has real, live pussy eating in which the girls get their tongues in deep, but the best part is that it has real girlie kissing. You know how in most girl-girl scenes, the girls flick their tongues at each other? Well, Kaytee and Destiny kiss like they’re giving each other tonsil examinations. Very hot.
In between the scenes, we get to see the girls in bikinis and tight tops. And, since there seems to be a good girl/bad girl debate raging on the “Blog,” I’d like to point out that all of the girls are good girls who are behaving sluttily for our bachelor’s (and your) pleasure. Basically, they’re acting like our dream girls. There ain’t a bitch in the bunch.
Oh, and one more thing: My desk shares a wall with the studio. When Alanna was getting fucked in the ass by Lucas’s big, black cock, you could hear her moans of pleasure through the walls and all the way across the office. I’m sitting there listening to her being fucked in the ass and getting a hard-on.
Anyway, enjoy this clip, and let me know what you think about More To Fuck.
I’ve been sitting on this video for a while, waiting for the release of the DVD More To Fuck (you can get your copy right here). I shot it during a break in the filming of the DVD. The video was supposed to last a few minutes, but as you’re about to see, it went much longer than that, which is why we had to chop it into two parts. Part 1 today, Part 2 tomorrow (unless Elliot or Maria hijack the Blog).
Anyway, the basic idea is four busty girls sitting on a bed talking about bras. Genius, eh? The four girls are, left to right, Anna Kay, Kaytee Carter, Destiny Rose and Alanna Ackerman. But towards the end of Part 1, Tatiana Blair joins the party, and in Part 2 tomorrow, Melonie Max jumps in.
Highlights of Part 1 include:
1. The girls divulging a little-known secret about Victoria’s Secret.
2. Alanna squirting milk out of her tits.
3. The fact that the five girls have totally different types of big tits.
4. The girls breaking into discussion with each other about tits.
5. Lots of naked pairs.
Now, you might be wondering, “Dave, how did you resist the urge to jump onto the bed with the girls and have a breast feast?” The easy answer is that I can’t keep the camera steady with even two hands free, let alone one or less. But the truth is that about a third into this video, my brain just froze up. You can understand why.
Anyway, enjoy. Then check out the DVD. Destiny and Kaytee eat each other’s pussies and do lots of girlie kissing. Anna, Tatiana, Melonie and Alanna fuck real cock. Consider this foreplay.
Visit eBoobStore.com to order or phone 1-800-421-0760.
More To Fuck is the reality show that begins where all other reality shows end. There’s nothing like it. Breast-lover John is the bachelor seeking a hot girl to fulfill all of his horndog dreams, the girl who will stretch out her bras. He has to choose one of the superstars of Voluptuous magazine: Alanna Ackerman, Anna Kay, Destiny Rose, Melonie Max or Tatiana Blair. Unlike all the reality mating games on boring TV, in More To Fuck, John can test them out in XXX action before he makes his final choice, and he even lets his buddy Lucas Stone fill Alanna’s butt in a wild interracial anal scene. Now that’s a pal!
John’s treated to a girl-girl between the show’s busty host, Kaytee Carter, and Destiny (their first girl-girl), and the lucky stiff gets to play with Melonie, Anna and Tatiana, too. There are over three hours of big-boobed XXX, extras and behind-the-scenes footage and interviews.
The DVD was the brainchild of editor Dave, who got frustrated by the lack of busty babes on the TV reality show More To Love. Not only that, but the only super-busty babe on the show didn’t get picked (she came in second). More To Fuck is what happens when real boob lovers (or any heterosexual men) get together and film a reality dating show about big, beautiful women. Of course, there isn’t a lot of dating in More To Fuck. But there is a lot of fucking.
By the way, you probably didn’t realize it at the time, but Friday’s “Guess Whose Boobs” blog was meant to be a preview of More To Fuck. Now it can be revealed that Mystery Rack No. 1 belonged to Tatiana, Mystery Rack No. 2 belonged to Alanna, Mystery Rack No. 3 belonged to Kaytee and Mystery Rack No. 4 belonged to Destiny. Congratulations to Johnny for getting it right.
Get it here and see the trailer, or phone 1-800-421-0760 in the US and Canada.
SCORELAND is like Las Vegas. The action never stops 24/7. Tomorrow, Melonie Max makes her SCORELAND debut in “The Magnificent Mounds of Melonie Max” a pictorial and video that might fry your hard drive. Melonie is packing some serious boobage. How did we find this marvelous morsel of mamalicious magnificence? Melonie told Maria, “I looked at the website and I thought that if those girls could do it, so could I. It didn’t look so hard. I figured I’d do it. I was nervous at first because I didn’t know what to expect. But now I know what to expect and how to work with the photographers and stuff like that, so it’s a lot different.” Melonie, you’ve done great, but you’re also hanging with the best, the #1 guys and gals in big-boobs.
Alanna Ackerman is a great head candystriper.
On Sunday, Alanna Ackerman has that healing touch in the video, “Deep In The Ass For The Busty Candystriper.” We’d recommended several professions during our guidance counseling session with Alanna. Among the positions discussed were busty nurse, busty maid, busty meter maid and busty TV weather girl. Alanna chose busty candystriper (basically a nurse’s assistant), a wise decision. After arriving at the home of this ailing bastard, Alanna properly checked his cock pressure, one of the many techniques she was taught at busty candystriper training school.
It's bikini time for Alia Janine.
Kicking off the weekend today is a bikini photoset of Alia Janine from Mamazon and an interview. Alia came our way from Isis Haze, a SCORE Girl who dances at a club called Silk Exotic in Juneau, Wisconsin. Isis recommended her to us, which is often better than an agent or a boob spotter.
“We danced together in Wisconsin,” Alia said. “She told me about it, and that’s when I was starting to become a feature, and to be a feature, you need credits, and I always wanted to do a magazine. I checked out your website and said, ‘I can do that.’ So I tried it.”
Kaytee Carter hits SCORELAND’s New Discovery section!
SCORELAND gets splashed with Kaytee Carter’s first pictorial and video on Sunday. If you’re new to our Blog, you’ve probably missed super-bombshell Kaytee in her intro video and then a day later with another new discovery, Bebe Cooper. (Bebe’s first video and photos will be here next week.) “I’ve never gotten naked like this for anyone!” Kaytee said in her interview. Awesome!
She’s never danced, never modeled before, never been to a topless beach or a nudist resort, never stood naked in front of her bedroom window, and now here she is, due to the efforts of a SCORE reader who recognized large talents when he saw them and convinced Kaytee that she had the right stuffers. Yes, a man–a man like you, a man like me, a man who cared–risked having a drink tossed in his face, and a potential kick to the mcnuggets, by telling Kaytee that SCORE magazine needed babes like her. But good fortune smiled on everyone. Her first magazine, May ’10 SCORE, hits newsstands the third week of February, so be sure to pick up your copy. Congratulations, new covergirl Kaytee.
May '10 SCORE officially arrives in stores on February 23.
And if your local store doesn’t carry SCORE and other TSG mags, clearly the owner is afflicted with some sort of serious mental disorder. We can help. Send that store’s name and address to scorecard@scoregroup.com and we’ll provide the care they need.
Today, V-Mag babe Alanna Ackerman gets tapped in a XXX video called Picked Up And Fucked. Yes, that title says it all. Alanna is an art student all by her lonesome, minding her own biz, just sketching in the park, when a pick-up artist pulls his speed-talking routine on Ms. Ackerman and lures her back to his crib of carnality for a power thumping. An inspiration to us all. He slides his pork-pipe between her 36F-cups and gives Alanna an art lesson in anatomy. Spend some quality time with Alanna’s quivering, bouncing, shaking hangers.
Titty happy hour with Alanna Ackerman.
Here’s how Kaytee looks in her first video. Man, is she smokin’.
And this is a mash-up of Alanna fogging our cameraman’s lens.
According to a 2008 Cosmopolitan magazine survey, 42% of the people surveyed like having sex inside a car. A “FemaleFirst” survey of women in the United Kingdom was a lot more detailed. 60% admitted to having sex while their partner was driving. 19% said they lost their virginity in the back seat, 4% said they’ve been caught by police and 14% said the threat and fear of discovery made their orgasms a lot more intense.
My question for several SCORELAND Girls was, “Have you ever had sex in a car, and do you like it?”
The answers ranged from mild (Paola Rios) to completely wild (Annina). Annina says she likes sex outside the car so she can be watched like it’s a show. Living conditions play a big factor in the auto-erotic world. The car-sex connection is not as strong for girls who live in crowded areas with little privacy as it is for girls who live in the country or in less hectic surburban areas.
Kianna Dior had sex in a limo in Dec. '08 SCORE.
Angel Gee: “Many times. I’ve done it in the back seat, I’ve done it in the front seat. I like it better in the car than I do in the bedroom. I just feel more free. Bedroom sex is just so plain and same-old, same-old.”
Annina: “It was with three guys outside in a parking lot near the highway, and there were 10 men watching us. I don’t know who the 10 men were, but they were watching us having sex in front of the car, and it was great. I started by giving all three of themblow jobs while they took turns fingering my pussy, then one of them fucked my pussy on the top of the car while I blew the other two, then they took turns in my ass and my pussy, and when one of the men wasn’t in my ass or pussy, I was giving him a blow job. So I had men in my mouth, ass and pussy at all times, and these 10 men were just watching us.”
April McKenzie: “I guess the wildest thing I’ve done was have sex in the back of my car. It was really late at night at an apartment complex. Oh, my heart was pounding! I was afraid someone might walk outside and catch us, but they didn’t. I think that added to the excitement, though.”
Jade Feng: “I’ve tried it, but the car has to have enough room to get crazy.”
Kylee Nash: “Only when parked, since I like to be the driver.”
Christy Marks: “Sure. I live in a rural part of Pennsylvania and a lot of people fuck in their cars and trucks when the weather is nice.”
Morgan Leigh: “A few times. It’s fun but a little tricky sometimes.”
Paola Rios: “It depends on the car and the locations. I don’t want to get caught or be seen.”
From the girls who do XXX, who would I like to see most in a car-sex pictorial? Christy’s already done one, although it was outside a taxi cab. Summer Sinn, Alanna Ackerman, Minka, Annina, Brandy Dean, Alexis Silver, Brandy Talore, Cherry Brady and Daylene Rio top my wish list. In a sedan or a convertible, not a van. And not a Smart Car!
Christy & Kylee would be great sex partners in a car!
When it comes to the girls’ wardrobes, I know a lot of people like to see them in the kind of outfits a girl wears in “real life” (the mall, a restaurant, the park), but my own personal preference is costume play, aka “cos play.” Maybe that’s because I lived down the block from a strip club during my formative years. We did a survey on SCORELAND not long ago, asking “What is your favorite fantasy girl?”
Cherry Brady: heavy-hanging angel of mercy.
Sexy teacher was #1 with 47% of 1000 polled while sexy nurse was second with 33%. For me, it’s nurse and maid. I had only a couple of hot teachers my whole life; the rest were ugly, old meanies. So I have a hard time relating. But I’ve known hot nurses and hot maids. Sexist? Of course. I fully admit it.
Carolyn Monroe cures this sicko on SCORELAND.
There’s a restaurant in Tempe, Arizona called the Heart Attack Grill with waitresses dressed like nurses. The nurse motif is not really why it’s called that. It’s the high-fat menu. Reporters, columnists, writers as well as nurses and nursing organizations have criticized the restaurant and the overall fantasy depiction of the nursing profession in movies and men’s magazines. The owner is my hero, and not for his burgers. Does anyone else fantasize about Cindy Cupps, Cherry Brady and Jezhabelle nursing you back from a fake illness? Or serving you non-fatty veggie-burgers in a hospital restaurant? But it has to be a fantasy nurse outfit out of Fredericks or Shirley of Hollwood. And they have to wear stripper fuck-shoes. Not a real nurse’s outfit. Especially those God-awful real-life British nurse uniforms. Those don’t measure up. Renee Ross said she wears scrubs. That doesn’t do it for me, but the thought of her being a nurse does.
Alanna Ackerman's visiting nurse service
Sexist? Chauvinistic? You bet. And proud of it. I have my list of SCORELAND Girls who’ve yet to don the crossed cap that I want to see dressed as nurses. A man can hope.
