You can feed your credit card to a website that charges from 99 cents to $5.99 a minute to see one girl.
You can spend $6 or more for one beer, and sometimes a door charge, at a topless bar or gentleman’s club.
Or you can join SCORELAND2 for $9.95 for one month of the breast scenes from SCORELAND, SCOREVideos, XLGirls and other TSG sites.
Get hot masturbation and big-boob videos, girl-girls and hardcore XXX sex at SCORELAND2, the big-tit site for the budget-minded tit-man. A video and a photo set are posted five days a week. Here’s what’s up and upcoming at SCORELAND2.
A hard time for Beverly Paige.
A cream-filled pussy for Alex Chance, her first XXX video.
Desiree and Maserati team up for double-jacking and tit-wanking.
April 17 is the deadline this year for filing taxes in the States.
A lot of guys delay their filing until the very last minute, then they scramble and clog up the pipeline. It’s one of the least popular American activities, as is the case in other countries, no doubt.
My solution? Get them to see their tax preparers or their accountants earlier.
How can this be done? What would motivate the average lazy dude?
Simple.
Get more big-boobed women into the tax preparation business.
This will also attract a good percentage of those guys who do their own taxes. Why do it yourself when a good-looking tax preparer with E-cups or bigger will be happy to do it for you as you watch?
Sometimes the solution to a situation is so simple, I just don’t understand why it’s not obvious.
When I am elected president, I will offer free tax-preparation training and certification to any attractive woman, DD-cups and higher.
And I will throw in a free calculator.
Does anyone have a problem with this?
Customer asks tax preparer Karen Fisher to do his taxes slowly.
Pressure-raising vixens not satisfied with the routine life of the 9 to 5 grind, they reject society’s repression of their sexhibitonistic natures and bare their savory bods for the Boob Brotherhood with the single-minded goal of mutual satisfaction.
New at SCORELAND, nymphalicious titillator Daylene Rio, fresh from her bed-breaking brawl with Sara Jay in a thunderous three-way, applies her tender touch in a monkey-spanking-new Tits, Tugs & Tongue, powered even more by her fresh mouth and extensive dirty vocabulary. By the end, her chest is totally coated. And you thought only banks handled big deposits. By the way, notice anything different about Daylene?
On Sunday, recent arrival Alex Chance struts her stuff in a sexy peel-down from the pages of the March ’12 V-mag. A hot young chick who switched from cocktail shaking as a bartender to the shaking of her natural 36DDDs, Alex brings her GND coed looks to our campus of curvalicous cuties.
Chance favors the bold.
On the subject of curvy cleavage couriers, none are more drooled upon, literally and figuratively, than Angela White and Maggie Green, meeting for the first time in pair-adise. They speak in tongues, extremely wet tongues, and no holes are barred, just bared. Will they ever meet again? We don’t know. Just enjoy them while you have them. As James Bond once said, “I must be dreaming.” I may be a colonel of corn but it seems like only yesterday that Dave and I, slack-jawed and breastnotized, were watching Angela proudly show off her body-hugging Dicky dress in a 2003 interview. Angela was a cherubic 18-year-old coed fresh off the jet from Australia, and her dream was to be a SCORE and V-mag model. I still can’t believe it’s going to be nine years ago this June.
The colors of SCORE: White & Green
Look out for girls named Delilah
Over at XLGirls.com, today brings the long awaited arrival of Delilah Black, bringing her pettable pillows to the party and not dodging the splashback of her faceless human geyser in a P.O.V. dream hook-up that’ll be guaranteed to motivate tit-men to try to get a spot in Delilah’s date book. Wow, is she a hottie, and what a pretty face, too!
Plus at SCOREVideos.com, desirable debutante sex-kitten Reina Lee further hones her purr-suasive talents at male pattern nut-busting with a second steam-driven session of 100% pole-verizing jiggle-sex. The decision is in. The court of cum-extraction affirms Reina’s conviction at cock-worshiping and agrees with her oral argument. Hopefully, more visual evidence of exotic Reina’s corpus delicious will be presented to the judge’s bench in the near future. Court adjourned.
Get it right now at your favorite retail newsstand or direct from your friends at SCORE‘s eBoobStore.
If you buy a copy at the newsstand, there will be a free DVD included with the magazine, either Juggy Bangers or Cleavaged Creamers.
Gone paperless? Download the digital copy on your tablet or PC.
Whether it’s paper or electrons, just feed your need for huge, beautiful hooters.
This edition stars covergirl Hitomi, Arianna Sinn, Dixie Devereaux, Aspen, Chavon Taylor and Marilyn White plus Charlie Cooper, Alex Chance and Destiny Rose all in dangerously combustible hardcore action.
Please meet and greet Alex Chance, a new Voluptuous discovery appearing today and tomorrow at SCORELAND. She’s cute, bubbly, bouncy and perky. Very GND (Girl-Next-Door).
Alex has already been featured at SCOREVideos in a boy-girl creampie scene (“A Pleasant Surprise”), and now she brings her 36DDDs over to SCORELAND for her second scene, “Taking A Chance For Big Tits.”
Alex was in the SCORE Studio when Jasmine Shiraz was here, and they appeared together in a Blog video.
In the real world, Alex is a 22-year-old bartender who saw our ad for big-boobed models on BeASCOREModel.com. She checked us out, asked a few questions and then arranged her schedule to come here and cum. When she’s not pouring drinks, Alex likes reading and spending the day at the beach.
“I like to dress sexy because I like the attention,” Alex says. “That’s why I decided to try this.” The adventurous type. I like that.
It was a lucky day when Alex took a chance on SCORELAND.
Jasmine, who was born in Iran and lives in New Jersey, is another in the recent long line of big-boobed girls who have come to us via their SCORE-reading and SCORELAND-membering husbands or boyfriends (in Jasmine’s case, her boyfriend).
By the way, Alex Chance, another natural newcomer, also makes an appearance in this video. Alex is a bartender from Virginia, and she has DDD-cup tits. She’ll make her debut at SCOREVideos.com in a big way…by going all the way next week.
Alex and Jasmine were both in our studio last week, and when they weren’t modeling, they were keeping their eyes on Hurricane Irene, which at the time was headed for their parts of the U.S. Imagine, they’re in South Florida and worried about a hurricane somewhere else. Me? I was keeping my eyes on Alex and Jasmine.
