Mamazon The Movie debuts today on SCORELAND with six busty jungle swingers hellbent on defending their land and their sacred idol against a quartet of male marauders trying to invade their turf. Alexis Silver heads the great cast as the evil Queen of the Mamazons (sex bombs Rachel Love, Daylene Rio, Kali West, Alia Janine and Shyla Shy). When the four idol raiders intrude on their privacy, the savage Mamazons use their big tits, grinding hips and sucking lips to teach the interlopers a lesson they’ll never forget. Packed with big-boobed action, hardcore fucking, anal and threesomes. If Indiana Jones did more fuckin’ and less whip crackin’, he might have been more relaxed and less crabby.
“This big-bust adventure movie just came together naturally,” said Tushna, the director of Mamazon and the production manager of the SCORE Studio in Miami. “We never made a movie like this before. Mamazon was shot on five acres of a beautiful, privately owned tropical reserve. Every scene was shot outdoors. This unique reserve had waterfalls and lagoons, and it was stocked with many exotic animals including an 11-foot python, monkeys, peacocks, swans, parrots and toucans. Our prop department constructed all of the sets and props right on location including a bamboo prison where the male explorers are kept captive by the Mamazon tribe. Our stylists created the jungle girl costumes for the actresses. We’d also never incorporated the level of physical stunt work that the script called for. It was a very complex film to produce. I believe Mamazon is the first of its kind in the big-bust movie world, especially in a hardcore XXX movie.”
See Chapter One Attack Of The Mamazons today on SCORELAND.
This is the closest a cock has come to Crystal's pussy. On camera, that is.
Christy should have told Janet, "C'mon, suck and fuck on camera. It's easy!" Hey, maybe she did tell her that.
B.P. from Toronto, Ontario, a regular in the “Scorecard” section of SCORELAND and SCORE magazine, writes, “After watching Crystal Gunns and Janet Jade in the Tits & Tugs videos, I just don’t get it. You’ll jack a guy off and let him feel your tits and cum on you, but you won’t let him fuck you? I don’t see the moral point here. Will one of their relatives watch and say, ‘Oh, thank god. Crystal only jerked him off. She didn’t fuck him. She’s still a good girl’? I just wish one of these girls would do at least one hardcore scene before we never see them again. Fuck, Linsey did it. What’s the big deal?”
This is an interesting question. In his response at SCORELAND, Elliot wrote, “Cock into pussy (or ass) is an internal merger of the highest intimacy for most women. To a lot of women, it is a big deal. Tug jobs and letting a guy fuck their tits are external acts, outside the body, and don’t create the deep connection in many women. It may seem illogical, but human sexuality is not rooted in logic.”
That's a not a real cock Jezhabelle is sucking. But, really, is there such a big difference?
Good point, Elliot. I think there’s also a moral boundary that some models create for themselves, and each girl draws the line in a different place. For example, in one of the hottest video scenes we’ve ever shot, Jezhabelle let our videographer fuck her tits, mouth and pussy with a strap-on dildo. I mean, really, is there that much of a difference between him fucking her with a strap-on and him fucking her with his own cock? But for her, there was, and that’s all that counts. For us guys, cumming on a girl’s tits is a big deal. But Crystal Gunns, Janet Jade, Cindy Cupps and Karina Hart are fine with a perfect stranger shooting his load all over their tits, as long as his cock doesn’t enter her mouth or pussy. Does this make sense? It doesn’t to me. But, as I said, each girl has her own moral boundary.
Sucking cock wasn't in Alexa's contract. She did it because she wanted to, and I appreciate that.
One of the things I love about Alexa’s scene in Tits & Tugs 5 and at SCORELAND is that it was supposed to be a tit-fuck, tug-job scene, but Alexa went the extra mile and sucked the dude’s cock. She did something she didn’t have to do, and for some reason, I find that to be very hot.
Christy Marks did a tit-fuck/tug-job as a stopping-off point before doing full-fucking hardcore (and eventually anal). Renee Ross stopped at the tits & tugs station for about a day before she moved on to blow jobs and then full-blown XXX. Some girls stop at the tits & tugs station and never move on.
I have to say, I love when B.P. writes, “Will one of their relatives watch and say, ‘Oh, thank god. Crystal only jerked him off. She didn’t fuck him. She’s still a good girl’?” Of course not. But I don’t think this is about the model worrying what her friends and relatives are going to think. It’s about what she’s going to think.
And for some girls, there’s no moral boundary. They just love fucking on camera. The more cock the better. Alexis Silver once told me, “I was like, ‘No, I’m not going to do porn because if I ever have kids, I’ll have to explain it to them,’ and I was worried about how my family would react, but then I was like, ‘Oh, fuck it, I’ll give it a try. What’s the worst that can happen?’ And then I did it and got paid a whole chunk of money for having sex, and I was like, ‘Nice.'”
For some lucky guy, fucking Alexis Silver is just another day at the office.
At around 10 o’clock last night, I still had no clue what to write about, so I took to Twitter to get some ideas from my 150 or so followers. (Yes, I realize exactly how lame that sounds. Feel free to mock me accordingly.) They posed some interesting questions about porn, but one, in particular, caught my attention:
“Would you ever consider doing it?”
Believe it or not, in the three years that I’ve worked here and 14 years that I’ve been watching porn, I had never once thought about this question. So, would I?
I’d like to think that if I ever got the chance, I’d be the world’s best porn stud. I’d be that guy that all of the models were clamoring to work with. You’d look at my IMDB page and it would be like 700 porn movies long. And half of them would be well-known movies. Regular people would know me by name, and they’d stop me on the streets for autographs. I’d be that male porn star who transcends the business and winds up getting a lead role in the next Tarantino flick.
Of course, that was just my initial thought process. Admittedly, it has some flaws. After giving it some real thought, the truth is that I would never want to be in porn. Ever. And that’s probably best for all of us here today.
For starters, I don’t have the body for it. Most porn stars are ripped and/or hung like horses. I’m neither. I’m actually fairly average, and in porn, fairly average just doesn’t sell DVDs.
I’m also no good under pressure. Put me in a room with a girl and a bed and I’m fine. Add unbelievably bright lights, a cameraman getting all up in my business, and a director barking instructions and you might as well just replace me with a limp strand of spaghetti because there’s no way in hell I’m going to be able to perform under those conditions. I have a hard enough time concentrating when my cat is watching me.
But, assuming I could block all of that out, I would still lack the ability to last for the duration of a movie. It amazes me that those guys can go on for what seems like hours. I’m good for about 15 minutes, tops. And that’s with an average-looking girl. I couldn’t even imagine how quickly I’d be done if the girl looked anything like Alexis Silver. I’d maybe be able to pull off a 30-second commercial, but that’s about it.
The biggest problem I’d have, though, is this: I don’t know that I’d ever want people I know to see me naked. Some folks are perfectly comfortable with that sort of thing. I’m not. I’m that guy in the locker room, showering in his underwear, like a seven-year-old.
Call me a bitch if you want, but being a porn stud is a lot harder than it looks (pun intended), and I’m just not up to the task. What about you guys, though? Be honest. If we offered you the chance, would you jump on it? Or would you keep your day job?
According to a 2008 Cosmopolitan magazine survey, 42% of the people surveyed like having sex inside a car. A “FemaleFirst” survey of women in the United Kingdom was a lot more detailed. 60% admitted to having sex while their partner was driving. 19% said they lost their virginity in the back seat, 4% said they’ve been caught by police and 14% said the threat and fear of discovery made their orgasms a lot more intense.
My question for several SCORELAND Girls was, “Have you ever had sex in a car, and do you like it?”
The answers ranged from mild (Paola Rios) to completely wild (Annina). Annina says she likes sex outside the car so she can be watched like it’s a show. Living conditions play a big factor in the auto-erotic world. The car-sex connection is not as strong for girls who live in crowded areas with little privacy as it is for girls who live in the country or in less hectic surburban areas.
Kianna Dior had sex in a limo in Dec. '08 SCORE.
Angel Gee: “Many times. I’ve done it in the back seat, I’ve done it in the front seat. I like it better in the car than I do in the bedroom. I just feel more free. Bedroom sex is just so plain and same-old, same-old.”
Annina: “It was with three guys outside in a parking lot near the highway, and there were 10 men watching us. I don’t know who the 10 men were, but they were watching us having sex in front of the car, and it was great. I started by giving all three of themblow jobs while they took turns fingering my pussy, then one of them fucked my pussy on the top of the car while I blew the other two, then they took turns in my ass and my pussy, and when one of the men wasn’t in my ass or pussy, I was giving him a blow job. So I had men in my mouth, ass and pussy at all times, and these 10 men were just watching us.”
April McKenzie: “I guess the wildest thing I’ve done was have sex in the back of my car. It was really late at night at an apartment complex. Oh, my heart was pounding! I was afraid someone might walk outside and catch us, but they didn’t. I think that added to the excitement, though.”
Jade Feng: “I’ve tried it, but the car has to have enough room to get crazy.”
Kylee Nash: “Only when parked, since I like to be the driver.”
Christy Marks: “Sure. I live in a rural part of Pennsylvania and a lot of people fuck in their cars and trucks when the weather is nice.”
Morgan Leigh: “A few times. It’s fun but a little tricky sometimes.”
Paola Rios: “It depends on the car and the locations. I don’t want to get caught or be seen.”
From the girls who do XXX, who would I like to see most in a car-sex pictorial? Christy’s already done one, although it was outside a taxi cab. Summer Sinn, Alanna Ackerman, Minka, Annina, Brandy Dean, Alexis Silver, Brandy Talore, Cherry Brady and Daylene Rio top my wish list. In a sedan or a convertible, not a van. And not a Smart Car!
Christy & Kylee would be great sex partners in a car!
The Mamazons live in isolation away from male members.
The jungle drums say that Mamazon is now available in our VOD website, SCOREOnDEMAND after its initial release as a two-disc DVD last June.
The XXX big-boobed feature film follows the sexploits of a tribe of busty females who capture a group of male explorers. The guys are after a stone idol that has the power to give girls big tits.
A lot of swinging goes on when the guys are held prisoner by the tribe, who are all virgins to the cock but not to the pussy. But at all costs, the men must not get their hands on their sacred idol, or the Mamazons will lose the power of big tits.
Queen Alexis and her concubine treat themselves to the sausage ritual.
The tribal witch doctor falls prey to his jungle spear.
Daylene Rio, Shyla Shy, Kali West and Rachel Love are the Mamazons. Alexis Silver is their queen, a ruthless woman, erotic and sultry but also savage and unforgiving.
Visit MamazonTheMovie to see the video trailer, a photo-synopsis in comic book format and very cool, downloadable wallpaper.
Well, they’re all wearing glorious examples of some of the choices in this week’s poll, which asks, “What do you most like to see a stacked model wearing at the start of her photo shoot or video?” But also, as some of you might have guessed (I’m guessing Dino figured it out), they’ve all been voted off the “Best of the Decade” island over the past nine days.
Now, I’m going to confess something: When Cherry was voted No. 66, then Janet No. 62, then Ashley No. 61, then Alexis No. 59, I was a little shocked and more than a little pissed. I mean, these are great girls, among my all-time favorites, and Ashley (I’m going to give you an inside scoop here) is leading in the early voting for 2009 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.
But then I got to thinking. I said to myself, “Self, if Cherry really is No. 66, and Janet really is No. 62, and Ashley really is No. 61, and Alexis really is No. 59, then according to the voters, we’ve had 58 newcomers in this decade who are better than Cherry, Janet, Ashley and Alexis.” And that’s just mindbogglingly impressive. I might not agree with it, but it’s impressive.
See? If you really try, you can put a spin on anything. So, I’d like to thank the “Best of the Decade” voters for pointing out to me just how great SCORELAND really is. Even better than I’d imagined.
It's not that easy to find stores in Buenos Aires that carry Voluptuous.
A woman who’s proud of her tits, her ass, her legs and everything in between.
A woman who’s sassy yet classy without being brassy.
A woman with enough self-confidence, self-motivation and joie de vivre to show every inch of her body to the world.
A woman who’s treated like a queen at her neigborhood bra shop.
A woman like Valeria (left), who brings her boobage to October ’09 Voluptuous, posting tomorrow on SCORELAND.
Alexis has no problems finding birthday party guests.
And happy birthday to Alexis Silver (right), star of Mamazon, born October 27 (although since Alexis lives on the other side of the Big Pond, it’s really 27 October).
So I’m at lunch the other day, the usual burger joint, and on the way back to my car, I spotted a short, voluptuous, super-stacked babe (think Brandy Talore) wearing a tight, low-cut shirt. Acres of tanned cleavage and a great shelving effect (she had an employee I.D. tag around her neck, and that lucky thing was sitting on top of her rack; it was the definition of top shelf). I couldn’t help but stare. She shot me a look that said, “Stop staring, you pervert.”
Doesn’t this happen a little too often? Hasn’t it happened to you, say, a million times?
It’s not like I said “Nice tits” or tried to cop a feel. I was just staring at what, in my mind, was asking to be stared at. I mean, why did she put on that shirt if she didn’t want her tits to be looked at?
I once asked Alexis Silver about this, and she said, “If I wear a low-cut top, it’s because I want people to pay attention to my tits. Any girl who wears a low-cut top for any other reason than to show them off is full of shit.”
I mailed press kits of our big new summer movie Mamazon to several of the most respected adult reviewers in North America and the UK, and the first review has hit the press.
This really cool poster was designed by Gil, our resident film buff.
Bob Preston wears many hats at XBiz and XFanz, an adult news company in Los Angeles. He’s a reporter, a journalist and a film reviewer. Bob also loves big tits like we do, so I was interested in his take on Mamazon. Bob’s a big fan of Christy Marks and Karina Hart, so I figured a movie with naturally chesty girls would hit the right kind of jungle drumbeat with him. With his kind permission, here’s part of his review, courtesy XBiz.
“I’ve been a fan of The SCORE Group for years, but I don’t think I’ve seen them attempt a feature before Mamazon, their newest release. Let’s hope they continue to throw this kind of money at their projects because the result is a slippery trip through boob heaven and hell spread across two disks.
“As they’re wont to do, SCORE rounded up some of my favorite busty babes in hardcore today for a series of steamy boy-girl scenes and one all-girl orgy that will keep me warm at night for ages to come. Favorite scenes in the title include a hot fuckfest with longtime fave Alexis Silver and Rachel Love, as well as another wonderful appearance by relative newcomer Alia Janine and her 34FF-cup tits.
“Kali West also pops up, looking better than ever, and that brings me to the fantastic special features, which include a behind-the-scenes featurette (West reveals that her boobs have ballooned to a G-cup here), as well as bloopers, outtakes, deleted scenes and loads of photos.”
Take a look at the official site, MamazonTheMovie.com. There are some trailers and a photo gallery I know you’ll enjoy.
Jungle babes have a lot of fun beating up trespassers, judging by this mamazin’ blooper reel. Girl power gone too far?
