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Lesbians…It’s what’s for dinner!

August 3, 2010 by Maria
Annie Swanson and Ana makeout and then strap up for some friendly fucking!

Annie Swanson and Ana make out and then strap up for some friendly fucking!

There are two things that I could have a healthy helping of at any time and always have an appetite for: ice cream and lesbians.

And believe you me, just like little kids freak out for ice cream, I freak for hot dykes and lipstick lovelies.

Lesbians can do no wrong.

Mia Starr and Harmony Bliss are nipple nymphos and we likey!

Mia Starr and Harmony Bliss are nipple nymphos, and we likey!

I cannot describe exactly what it is about two women going at it that does it for me. It’s, like, a combination of things. For starters, I like watching women kiss. When men kiss women, it’s hot and more…brutal? It’s harder and aggressive. But when two women kiss, it’s softer and sexy. They don’t devour each other. They take small tastes of each others’ mouths, and I find that mother’effin HOT. It gets me goin’…knowwhaddamean? And I like watching chicks explore and touch each other, too. It’s not hurried like watching a man feel up a woman. (Not that I have anything against watching a man be, well, a man. I like watching a guy attack a pair of titties.) When women touch each other, it’s languid. (I love that word…it sounds dirty!) It’s like drinking a cold mint julep on a hot day here in the South and hearing the ice clink and seeing the beads of condensed sweat on the glass. It’s steamy. It’s erotic. It’s delicious.

I have quite a few faves when it comes to lesbians on SCORELAND. I am a big fan of any lezzie scene with Gianna Rossi. (I hope Gianna reads this and sets her lezzie sites on me. Hi, Gianna! I wanna be on you!) I dig her army-girl inspired shoot with Terry Nova shot in the Bahamas.  I also like anything involving wetness and lesbians like Christy Marks vs. Angela White and Harmony Bliss vs. Mia Starr, because twats and tits should be dripping wet. It’s glorious! I am also into lesbians who are thick like Marille and Angelina. To me, thick women scissoring and grinding pussies while their titties swing is oh, so good. And when girls strap it on, like Annie Swanson and Ana, I can get into it. (Especially if they talk dirty while piping one another…fuck yes!)

But, the NUMBER ONE lesbian scene of all time, for me, has to be when Dominno and Katarina Dubrova played a little game of Masturbation With A Friend in

Hooter Hotel: Where Dominno and Katarina lez-out French maid style. YUM!

Hooter Hotel: Where Dominno and Katarina lez-out French maid style. YUM!

the epic movie Hooter Hotel. Why? Well, it’s not the most fucktastic lezzie scene of all time, but there is something incredible about two very sexy women dressed up in French maid outfits and makin’ out. And maybe I am biased because I was actually on location in Hungary when this scene was being filmed, and actually in the room when these two women started licking and sucking each other’s nipples…but to me, these lesbians are A+. It was all I could do to contain myself from lying on the bed with them and declaring, “I’ve been dirty. I need you maids to rub me down.” lol (My porno fantasies are epic!) If you haven’t seen Dominno and Katarina together, you are missing out big time.

Whew. All this lezzie lusting has made me hungry. I could go for a bowl of ice cream and some lesbians right now, actually. lol

Hope you guys chime in with your favorite lesbian scenes of all time. I always like to hear your opinions!

xoxo,

Maria

Gianna and Terry oil up for slippery rub-a-dub.

Gianna and Terry oil up for slippery rub-a-dub.

Christy Marks and Angela White get wet and get wet.

Christy Marks and Angela White get wet and get wet.

Marille and Angelina go tit to tit, like a lesbian sandwich.

Marille and Angelina go tit to tit, like a lesbian sandwich.

Boob Bloopers Part Drei

June 9, 2010 by Elliot James

The magic of the girl-next-door

December 30, 2009 by Maria

Here in the land of the plentiful bosoms, we use certain terms to describe the ladies we adore. Words like BUSTY and SUPERNATURAL and PLUMPER are thrown around the office to categorize the countless of hot models we get to see every day. We will say a girl is a SCORE GIRL or a V-GIRL and that she has HANGERS, SUCKLERS, FLOPPERS or PERKIES.

Well, today I started thinking about the term GIRL-NEXT-DOOR.

Carrie Lynn is one of my favorite old-school girl-next-door models.

Carrie Lynn is one of my favorite old-school girl-next-door models.

It’s a term that we use for only certain girls that come our

Ana is the perfect Latina girl-next-door. Oh, Ana, won't you be my neighbor?

Ana is the perfect Latina girl-next-door. Oh, Ana, won't you be my neighbor?

way and it just so happens to describe my favorite kind of model. You see, the girl-next-door is a special breed of busty. She is unbelievably stacked, but she possesses this certain innocence and youthful vigor that makes her more approachable. You can relate to her. She probably likes sports. She probably likes to go bowling. She’s really pretty but not in an “I’m so fucking hot that I’d never give you the time of day, loser!” kind of way. A chick that an average Joe (Or Jane, like most of us are…) could walk up to and ask for her name and number. She probably drinks beer. She probably likes the

Tera had a phenomenal rack and was just an average girl who had never modeled. She was here and then she was gone, and just like that, she never modeled again.

Tera had a phenomenal rack and was just an average girl who had never modeled. She was here and then she was gone, and just like that, she never modeled again.

same video games you do. She might have the kind of hooters that could launch a thousand boners, but she is

To me, Christy Marks is the perfect example of that sweet, girl-next-door. She was so shy when we met that she called me Ma'am before I convinced her to call me Maria. (Even then, she only called me Miss Maria.)

To me, Christy Marks is the perfect example of that sweet, girl-next-door. She was so shy when we met that she called me Ma'am before I convinced her to call me Maria. (Even then, she only called me Miss Maria.)

still a girl who could literally live next door. (And I am pretty sure that all of us wish that we really did live next door to some of these, too.)

Some of the greatest V-Mag legends have been girls-next-door. Girls like the great Carrie Lynn who come to us straight from their college campuses, looking to make some extra tuition money. Or girls like Ana, whose teen tatas make me smile every time I see them. Then you have girls like Tera Cox, who showed up, wowed us with her rack and then disappeared, never to be heard from again. (Whoever HER neighbor is is a lucky, lucky bastard.)

But the one girl who oozes that girl-next-door charm that will melt your heart is Christy Marks. Christy is the all-American sweetie pie. She was so approachable yet shy when we first met that she wouldn’t even look me in the eye. (Which was perfectly all right with me. I was too busy ogling her tits to care. I remember talking to her tits for a while and then remembering to try and maintain eye contact. lol) Even now that she has gone from shy teen debut to hot and freaky XXX porn princess, Christy remains the girl-next-door. It’s a quality that never fades and thank goodness for that.

I don’t know about you guys, but I prefer my stacked girls that way.

🙂

xoxo

Maria