Birthday babes
Every birthday of a SCORE, Voluptuous or XL Girl is a holiday on our calendar. Happy birthday!
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- Bonnie Banks: July 24
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- April McKenzie: July 24
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- Amy Anderssen: July 23
Tag Archive: April McKenzie
December ’12 Voluptuous hits the racks!
Roxanne rocks V-mag's cover and centerfold this month!
December ’12 Voluptuous just shipped to your favorite magazine rack. Check it out today or log-into the eBoobStore for a look.
This edition is also iPad and tablet ready with bonus embedded videos for you digital readers. It’s a very cool added feature.
Romanian looker Roxanne Miller makes her global mag debut as our 36GG covergirl and centerfold in an eight page layout. She’s a photographer, writer, poet, actress, make-up artist and a damn hot model ready to throw you a curve or two or three. It’s worth collecting this issue just for Roxanne’s premiere. It’s the first day of Fall. I’m sure a lot of guys have already fallen after seeing this cover.
If you’re curious about that tattooed saying on Roxanne’s left arm, “Man kämpft nur für was Man liebt,” my German’s not good but I think it means, “You fight for who you love.”
Adding their bosomania to the mix are super-vixens Krystal Swift, Melissa Reed, Hitomi, April McKenzie, Marille, Bella Gianna plus Maserati and Goldie Ray in XXX action.
A bonus DVD is included with the international edition at most retail stores. In stores that carry XXX, the DVD is called Drilled Naturals. It’s not about dental care. In stores that have R-rated fare, the DVD is Busty Moaners.
We’d throw in a free lunch too but the store clerks would have to store the mags in a cooler.
If your favorite store doesn’t carry TSG mags, let us know and we’ll correct this unimaginable error.
A SCORELAND salute to the administrative professionals of the world
I probably don’t need to explain Administrative Professionals Day, also called Admin Day or Secretaries Day, which is tomorrow, the last Wednesday of the month of April. (In Europe, where it’s on the third Wednesday, it was already celebrated on April 19.)
I’m sure each of you know the complete and detailed history of this special holiday since its creation in 1952.
On this day, receptionists, administrative assistants, administrative support staffers, secretaries and other office workers are honored and celebrated for their hard work.
It is not too late to secure gifts of flowers, candy, handbags, cash and memberships to SCORELAND for your secretaries and other clerical staffers.
We, too, at The SCORE Group, would like to honor these tireless functionaries, for upon their shoulders (in our case, upon their bra cups) rests the success, efficiency and productiveness of the world’s businesses. The world may not always know of their behind-the-scenes endeavors, and so this holiday was devised. Surprisingly enough, the furniture and department stores do not celebrate this day with sales nor do the car dealers and bra stores of the world.
We give thanks by dedicating this Blog to them.
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- Sara Jay
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- Inesse
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- April McKenzie
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- Desiree
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- Redd Adaire
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- Renee Ross
They fucked once (at least), and now we see where it got them: into SCORELAND and XLGirls.com!
Shyla Shy proudly shows off her baby bump
So it turns out that back in 2009, in the early days of the Blog, I wrote a posting called, “Why I like XXX knocked-up chicks with big tits.” The post got quite a few comments for back then, which indicates that a lot of you are interested in pregnant, big-titted girls who fuck. You don’t see many of them, but when you do, it’s pretty hot. At least I think so.
Well, about a week ago, Shyla Shy returned to SCORELAND, and wouldn’t you know it, she was pregnant! And she fucked! So I got to thinking, “How many preggers have fucked for SCORELAND or XLGirls.com?” And the answer is, not as many as you might think, but enough to keep a XXX pregger-lover interested.
April McKenzie
April McKenzie was seven-months pregnant when she did the deed at XLGirls.com. I love the way she introduced her scene: so girl-next-doorish and sexy. Sunshine was also in her third trimester when she fucked at XLGirls.com. And you know what the great thing was about these scenes? Both girls had gigantic, natural tits even before they got knocked up. And afterward? Holy, shit!
Stefani
Stefani, a slim ‘n’ stacked Czech chick, was in her seventh month when she took the rod at SCOREVideos.com. Kali West was well into her eighth month when she did a tits and tugs scene at SCORELAND.
Sunshine
April, Sunshine, Stefani and Kali (along with a knocked-up Lorna Morgan) can be seen in the DVD Chesty Preggos 2, available at eBoobStore.com as well as at the websites. And now there’s Shyla, who proudly shows her expanded belly to the world while getting her pussy fucked in her new scene at SCORELAND. I think I’ve said it before: I know what I like about seeing a pregnant woman fucking on-camera. What’s your take on the matter?
These April Flowers Cause Cum Showers
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- April Arikssen is blonde and built and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
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- April Hunter makes us see red…oh, yeah.
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- April McKenzie looks like the girl-next-door but fucks like the slut-down-the-street.
They say that April showers cause May flowers. Well, these April flowers may cause cum showers.
There is something to be said about chicks named April. Like the month, they are usually hot and will make you want to take your clothes off.
One of my favorite Aprils of all time is redheaded April Hunter. She is one of those stacked, hardbodied ladies who look like they will fuck your brains out. I can dig that kind of chick. She has, at least to me, an incredible SCORE-girl body. Another April who has graced the pages of SCORE April Arikssen. She has that perfect blonde bombshell thing going on. And then there is April McKenzie….damn that girl can fuck. I mean, it’s mesmerizing to watch her smoke a pole. I know I enjoy it.
These ladies make me wish it was April all the time…their stacked bodies make me an April fool.
xoxoxo,
Maria
Last minute holiday gift items…for yourself
Tits the season for giving and who’s a better recipient for Xmas loot than you? Can you think of a better time to reward yourself with boobs and booty?
February '11
Treat yourself to February ’11 SCORE, February ’11 Voluptuous and XL Girls (SCORE Special 207), now at your friendly, neighborhood mag store. SCORE stars Valory Irene, Chica, Alana Anderson, Angel Gee, Stephanie Stalls, Kitana Flores and Arianna Sinn.
February '11
Voluptuous stars Ashley Sage, Sophie Mae, Virginia Simms, Miosotis, April McKenzie, Skyie Blew, Lexi Summers and Valory Irene.
XL Girls
XL Girls stars covergirl Analee Sands, Anna Kay, Julia Juggs, Kendra Grace, Daniella Grey, Kristina Milan, Charlie Cooper and Bailey Santanna. They put the rack in magazine rack.
The best specialty men’s mags on the planet. No one even comes close anymore. They gave up a while ago.
Not sold in stores, SCORE Xtra 13 and Busty Cock Worshippers 2 are a few of the latest must-own DVDs this holiday season available from the SCORE Store. There’s lots more to choose from. You owe it to yourself. Don’t feel like going anywhere? Call 1-800-421-0760 to order or log into eBoobStore.com.
Busty Cock Worshippers 2
SCORE Xtra 13
The week in bouncing birthdays
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- Ivy born July 25.
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- Bonnie Banks born July 24.
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- April McKenzie born July 24.
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- Lisa Miller born July 23.
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- Honey Moons born July 23
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- Claudia KeAloha born July 20.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a lady’s birthday and always forgets her age. Claudia Kealoha added sex power to the XXX DVDs Ultimate Summer Sinn, Big Tit P.O.V. and SCORE Xtra 12. Honey Moons lives in the San Francisco area. She debuted in the October 1993 SCORE. Lisa Miller, from Bonn, Germany, modeled infrequently and had a job in sales at the time of her V-Mag appearances. April McKenzie won the Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year award for 2007. Bonnie Banks from Edinburgh, Scotland only modeled for Voluptuous. In early 1995, Bonnie traveled with the SCORE team to the Caribbean. There are two clubs a table dance scholar might find Ivy in: The Barrel of Dolls and the Klassy Kat, both in Rochester, New York. Happy birthday, ladies.
Nice teez!
Eva Notty: Tight looks good on her.
I can’t say enough good things about tight T-shirts. They’re just so…tight. I hate baggy tops. I know some extra-busty girls like to travel wearing one, especially when they’re flying, and I understand the reasons, but that doesn’t mean I have to like them. They might as well be wearing a flour sack.
The other day, I was at an airport to pick up a friend, and while I was waiting, a girl walked by wheeling her suitcase. She had on baggy jeans but her T-shirt was super tight and cut so that some of her waist was exposed. She looked busty but she probably had D-cups. Unfortunately not up to SCORE-size standards, but our bar is set to the highest levels. To the rest of western society, her upper deck would be a traffic stopper. All things considered, worthy of boob-spotting while I waited for the flight to disembark.
I also highly respect T-shirt wearers who put on shirts with breasty comments like “My Eyes Are Up Here.” It takes nerve. I admire the effort. It means she knows what she has and is proud of it. Busty and proud. I don’t see many girls wearing these kind of shirts at the local lunch places near the SCORE building. It’s a sad situation.
Girls, have any of you worn funny-punny boob tees outside the house?
Tatiana does her tee right.
Okay, it's not a shirt on Danielle Derek. Just kicking off the World Cup.
Sorority tees ("Omega Boobs") from the movie Pounding The Pledges.
Four remain, three to go. How about a big hand for Bea?
She may not smile much but her boobs look happy to us.
The morning I checked the Model of the Decade contest and there she was, popping up in all her glory, Bea Flora. Poland’s pride. The fifth most popular SCORELAND Girl since 2000. I thought she’d be fifth of the five because even though Bea’s beautiful and has a smokin’ busty body, Bea rarely smiles in her layouts, even to the extent of looking glum or unhappy, which is a misperception (I think the not smiling is a Euro-chick thing), but an ultra-serious expression tends to have a subliminal effect on the viewer. Now we are down to four and it’s up to you, SCORELANDER. Who will be voted #4 tomorrow? Nicole Peters? Christy Marks? Merilyn Sakova? Or Karina Hart?
The contest is wrapping up the way most people thought it would end, and the way things are heading, according to most of the predictors, it looks like the final two will be…yeah, you guessed ’em. We’ll know soon enough on Friday morning when the winner and #2 pop-up.
Our CEO John Fox observed the other day that out of the top ten, only two girls have done hardcore (Christy Marks and Karina Hart only in one tit-fuck and handjob scene in Busty Riding Academy which some people might not count as XXX) while Ines and Angela have only done girl-girl. And Sharday and Bea Flora barely opened their legs.
Now Christy has done a lot of XXX the past year but there is something about her that just doesn’t bring the title “porn star” to mind. She’s more the girl-next-door who loves fucking on camera. So being a big-boobed SCORE or Voluptuous porn star like Daphne Rosen or April McKenzie didn’t have much of an impact on a girl’s popularity, at least in this contest. Deduce from these facts what you will, Watson. It’s been more than interesting, considering some of the SCORELAND member poll results.
Why I like XXX knocked-up chicks with big tits
Busty, pregnant women posing for naked pictures and videos and fucking on camera is hot.
Why?
Because they’re not supposed to get naked for photos and videos when they’re pregnant. Society says so. But they say, “Fuck society. I look sexier than ever. I’m pregnant and proud. My tits are huge.” They’re with-baby, but despite that, they’re showing off their tits, spreading their legs and fucking and sucking. The only thing hotter than a busty, pregnant woman fucking is a busty, pregnant woman fucking and smoking.
The new DVD Chesty Preggos 2 features three pregnant babes in XXX action: April McKenzie, Sunshine and Stefani (the links here are to their solo preggo sets on SCORELAND). It also features the great Lorna Morgan, looking very pregnant and bustier than I’ve ever seen her, in solo action. And eight-months-pregnant Kali West giving some lucky guy a hand job. I like the idea of Kali giving a guy a hand job while she’s pregnant because even though she sluts it up on video, she still seems like the girl next door.
I snuck up on Kali in the studio before she shot her scene. As you’ll see, I couldn’t decide what to focus on, her swollen tits or her swollen belly. So I compromised and focused on both. I wish I had been the one to knock her up.