Tag Archive: Art

Monday blahs? Toon up your day!

February 11, 2013 by Elliot James

Some of the situations that SCORE and V-mag magazine cartoonists come up with in their panels are worthy of SCOREtv skits and other videos.

Having a tough day? Here’s another selection of classic SCORE toons to make you BUST out laughing.

Free enterprise.

Stop complaining.

This sums it up.

On the job.

On the job again.

Fan Art: Some of the greatest models of all time!

December 2, 2012 by Maria

Merilyn Sakova, Bea Flora, Orsoyla, Ines Cudna...some of the greatest big-bust babes of all time!

I have amassed quite the treasure trove of drawings by German artist H.D. and I am always amazed at the way he manages to capture a model’s body and tits.
And since it’s Sunday and most people are busy reading the paper and checking out the funny pages, I thought these drawings were better than the comics!
These are some of the greatest big titters of all time. Enjoy them and then enjoy your Sunday!
xooxo
Maria

Christy Marks is one stacked SCORELAND sweetie that always looks hot.

Sharday is one Hall of Famer who always delivers!

Joana Bliss' recent comeback is nothing short of heavenly.

Linsey Dawn McKenzie is the top of the tops for most tit lovers.

Big-boobed fan art is oh, so good!

October 7, 2012 by Maria

Our friend from Germany, H.D., sent in a new round of fan art and I must say I am impressed. The man has a knack for capturing some of my favorite big titters in the best positions.

I especially enjoy the way he captures the ladies’ facial expressions every time.

Thanks for the artwork, H.D.!

If you would like to submit some art work for consideration, please email us at blog@scoreland.com!

xoxox,

Maria

Stuff on a SCORE editor’s desk

October 2, 2012 by Elliot James

We just mailed the bra signed by Jasmine Shiraz to the winner of her bra giveaway contest in the October ’12 SCORE magazine. The winner is a mag subscriber and lives in Canada. Mr. J.H. didn’t say what he would do with it. Jasmine’s bra cups are too big to be used as ear muffs during those Canadian winters.

Jasmine’s tit-sling is one of several dozen bras, signed magazines and DVDs we’ve shipped to random contest winners over the past five years. In June, we had that huge 20 For 20 20th Anniversary contest and gave away lots of goodies. That got me to thinking about a topic that evolved into this Blog.

We all collect things on the job over time.

Whatever you do, you probably collect some objects related to your job.

I do, too, but the things I collect are just a bit different from what an auto mechanic or a bartender might save.

This is some of what I have on or in my desk at the SCORE office.

20th Anniversary SCORE cap. The Mexican wrestling mask was used in a Minka and Kayla scene for the DVD SCORE Xtra 5.

SCORE windbreaker.

A figurine sculpted by artist The Great Razooly, a charter SCORE reader. He was profiled in the October '94 edition.

 

Another view of Tom Razooly's work. Artist, dance club owner and TV horror host in Blocksburg, California.

Boob Cruise 1997 T-shirt signed by all the models on the sailing. Never worn, of course.

A SCORE license plate. Girls with big boobs wave when they see this.

Titillating Toons

August 20, 2012 by Elliot James

From the immense Scorecard collection at SCORELAND, some toons to brighten the day.

Written and drawn by the best tit-toonists SCORE has known for 20 years.

Show these to your lady friends (at your own risk, of course) and enjoy the sight of their tits shaking when they laugh.

Fly me to the moon and let me play among the busty Rocket Girls

July 16, 2012 by Elliot James

Rocket Girls #1 from October ’05 SCORE magazine.

Running from October ’05 to July ’07, Otis Sweat’s Rocket Girls series alternated every other month in SCORE magazine with Duncan Gutteridge’s revived Fantasy SCORE series.

A follow-up in some ways to Duncan’s World War II-inspired Bomber Girls series, Rocket Girls was Dave’s concept.

Otis was the perfect artist for Rocket Girls. He understands the appeal of the sci-fi and fantasy art that paperback and comic book publishers commissioned during the 1930s, ’40s, ’50s and ’60s and brought his own matchless style to the genre. He perfectly captured the warp-drive energy and point-of-impact power of these super-stacked, super-shapely space queens in their skin-tight suits.

I’ve always been a fan of sci-fi, fantasy and horror cover art and the masters of this kind of good-girl art such as Wally Wood, Alex Raymond and Al Williamson, so I enjoy the look and style of Rocket Girls. On TV, there was Wilma Deering played by Erin Gray on Buck Rogers, the several-dozen space hotties Captain Kirk was always hugging on Star Trek, the purple-wigged moon babes from the British series UFO and Marta Kristen from Lost In Space. In the movies, Caroline Munro in Star Crash. Princess Leia from Star Wars? Not shapely enough to fit the bill, in my opinion.

I would love to see Otis bring his artistic genius to the barbarian girls that artists Frank Frazetta and Boris Vallejo became famous for. Maybe one day.

 

 

 

Fanning the fires of busty fan art

June 23, 2012 by Elliot James

Carol Brown by Charles W.

Charles W. sends us his take on the great Carol Brown, English V-mag legend and all-around nice lady. “Carol Brown is one of my Voluptuous favorites,” says Charles. He has some additional fan art illustrations this weekend in “Scorecard” at SCORELAND. Thank you, Charles! Keep up the good work.

I sent a copy to Carol, who wrote back, “The illustration is lovely! Please thank Charles for me. All is very good in England!”

Carol started with V-mag back in the early '90s and still models.

 

 

The hanger, boob tricks for videos and other topics that weigh heavily on my mind

June 15, 2012 by Elliot James

Hitomi has great hangers.

“My favorite breast pose is the hanger pose from a standing position,” T.K. tells us. “The model has her hands off so she’s not blocking a clear view of her tits. This pose works best with girls that have natural boobs. She leans forward and rests her palms on something, like a chair seat. Don’t forget to include this pose from different angles in your pictorials.”

Jasmine Shiraz's hangers should be hanging in an art museum.

With T.K.’s comments in my head, I went diving into SCORELAND‘s huge library and pulled a few shots of the girls doing the hanger, a pose I also love to study.

To me, the hanger pose is in the top 10 of busty babe positions. Breast shapes come in all forms, and the hanging pose shows how diverse they can be as the force of gravity takes effect. They can hang like raindrops. Their shape takes on a different look from the front or the back. Now and then we get letters from guys who also love to see stretch marks.

How does the hanger shot hang with you? Any favorite angles or photos? Any favorite hangers or danglers? Me, I love the between-the-legs from behind hanging shots, either with panties on or off and from a low angle. I also like full-length hanging shots, like this one of Cynthia.

Dang, how they hang!

 

Something else on my brain: I was thinking of different tit tricks for a girl to try on video. What do you guys think of these four? The camera has to go in close.

1) The model sits on a big workout ball and bounces up and down.

2) The model puts on a shirt that is pre-scored down the middle and rips it off her chest with a yank on both sides to expose her tits.

3) The model holds the ends of a cloth or shammy in both hands to buff the underside of her breasts like you’d polish a shoe. First one boob each, then both together.

4) The model uses a “Shake Weight,” holding it in front of her below her boobs. This gizmo is an exercise device, but I immediately thought of another use. I saw Jennifer Aniston use it on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. They should have gotten Jenna Valentine instead.

Anyone have any other tit tricks up their sleeve for video?

Blondie in Budapest.

 

And just one more thing. Excuse me for being the Columbo of SCORE.

Dave will blog tomorrow about some of the questions in the 20th anniversary special. This morning, I was comparing the contest questions for the 20th anniversary with the questions and clues for the 15th anniversary in 2007.

Do you remember the island and the sailing ship? (The 15th anniversary special went off-line after it ended and wasn’t archived on the site.) I actually thought the questions were a little more difficult in 2007 and the clues to find the items on the island and the ship were really elaborate.

For some of the questions, the answers were in the video and text interviews, such as this example:

Which model discovered Voluptuous while shopping in an adult book store?
1) Brandy Talore
2) Anna Caans
3) Keisha Evans
4) Lori Pleasure

The answer is A) Brandy Talore.

Brandy talked about this in her interview for the September ’03 V-mag:

V-mag: How did you happen to see V-mag?
Brandy: In an adult bookstore.
V-mag: You went to an adult bookstore by yourself?
Brandy: No, with my friends.
V-mag: And all these perverts were there, and the minute you walked
in, they stopped looking at the magazines and started looking at you, right?
Brandy: That’s right. Adult bookstores in Ohio are full of truck drivers,
and they all looked at me.
V-mag: How were the truck drivers reacting to you being in the store?
Brandy: They were staring at us. Like we’d be in one aisle, and they’d
follow us. Then we’d go into another aisle, and they’d follow us into that
aisle. We’d move, then they’d move. It kinda went like that for a while.

Then there were the limericks that were clues in the island treasure hunt map:

There was once a parrot from France
who liked to watch busty girls dance
He hid under a tit-sling
And came out for a boob fling
Hold the mouse and you’ll have a good chance.

So all in all, I think the 15th anniversary was tougher.

Your thoughts, if you were there?

SCORE Island in The 15 Year Anniversary Special in 2007. Art by Otis Sweat.

 

 

Fan art has heart, soul and boobs. And a long memory.

May 9, 2012 by Elliot James

Glen S. sends us his artwork of three famed Voluptuous and SCORE Girls plus one model who only posed for three layouts–and only in photos, no videos–then became part of the passing parade of stacked girls.

Glen writes: “I’ve been meaning to give it in earlier, but I got sidetracked. These are a couple of images of some my favorite girls.  I enjoy doing this artwork and I appreciate you showcasing other readers’ work as well. Always a pleasure to see. I like H.D.’s stuff from Germany. He’s got a nice, easy style.”

I didn’t think anyone remembered Tori well enough to create and send an illustration of her. No one has mentioned Tori in a decade. But she definitely made an impression on Glen over 10 years later.

Tori has great, pancake-sized areolae, and, at that time, a genuine girl-next-door look. She was living in Arizona in late 1998 when a SCORE Group contributing photographer met her.

I like the addition of the Union Jack in Nicole’s picture. Nicole’s a painter herself, and I think she’d appreciate Glen’s take.

Thank you, Glen!

 

Fan art I was not going to publish on the Blog

March 7, 2012 by Elliot James

And I’ll tell you why.

This fantasmagorical rendition of Venera and Merilyn Sakova is the work of long-time SCORE fan, busty model supporter and talented artist Matt Mendoza.

Matt’s as dedicated and motivated a buxom gal artist as H.D., Pauly, Delmo and a list of others Team SCORE has been fortunate to have attracted over the years. But when I looked at the picture, the thought occurred to me that this imaginary teaming of Venera and Merilyn would inspire people to write and ask us to make it a reality rather than looking at this illustrated mirage on its own merit.

So I wasn’t sure about going there.

That’s because the logistics of putting together a team-up of Venera and Merilyn for a SCORE shoot would be very complicated, despite the fact that when it comes to bringing together models from all over the world, nobody does it better than SCORE. In point of actual fact, nobody does it at all, period.

Case in point: Big-Boob Finishing School, Busty Riding Academy, Big-Boob Paradise and the Boob Cruises.

So I put the picture to the side for a while.

The other night at home, I thought about it again, and I finally realized that while paintings like the Dream SCORE series by Otis Sweat did inspire some readers to ask us to make those scenes a reality and others to object to their favorite solo models depicted doing even imagined XXX, in the end, I shouldn’t have worried. In the long run, it’s all about the art itself.

So here’s Mr. Mendoza’s transcendental teaming of two of the slimmest-n-stacked SCORE Babes to have never met in the flesh. At least not yet.

Thank you, Matt

Venera and Merilyn by Matt Mendoza