Linsey Dawn wants to serve you up an extra helping of titties.
Labor Day Weekend: A time to commemorate all the hard-working laborers who toil in trades that require a lot of elbow grease and sweat. (And it’s a day off for us working, non-laborers, too.)
Here at SCORELAND, we salute hard work as well as the ladies who work it to keep you hard. So to all the busty construction workers, to all the stacked mechanics and to all the hootered waitresses out there, we tip our hats to you and stroke in your honor. Because you launch thousands of boners every day through sheer, naked effort. And your efforts do not go unnoticed. And if by chance you ever tire of your trade…remember, you can always quit your jobs and come model for SCORELAND, which is a labor of love and lust!
Autumn-Jade says, "Always keep your eye on the ball."
Gianna Rossi demonstrates proper service and upskirt motion.
This is what all busty tennis players should wear at the French Open. The problem is, none of them are as stacked as Karina and Mandy.
Well, it’s that time of year again, when tits and tennis always seem to be in the news. Last year, it was Simona Halep, who made news when she announced she was going to get a breast reduction because her tits were getting in the way of her tennis. I’m sorry to report that 1.) She did get the reduction; and 2.) She’s been playing better (although she lost today in the first round of the French Open. Serves her right for getting rid of those natural beauties).
Yeah, I know, 40something Raquel Sieb isn't playing tennis. Don't get so anal about it.
This year, it’s Venus Williams, the far-less-bustier of the Williams sisters (it’s Serena who has the big tits and big ass), who’s making news. She came out for her first-round match at the French Open wearing a red-and-black corset-like dress and, underneath, nude sports shorts that, at first glance, made her seem like she wasn’t wearing any panties at all. How about that!
Actually, how about nothing. When I first saw the photos, I thought Venus was baring her ass, but it really didn’t matter to me because I have no desire to see Venus’s ass.
Here at SCORELAND, our girls have been exploiting the game of tennis for their own purposes for a long time. They know that nothing makes big tits bounce like a good, hearty game of tennis and tennis skirts don’t cover much at all. So, for your viewing pleasure, here are Autumn-Jade, Gianna Rossi, Karina Hart, demonstrating how big-tit tennis should be done. And, as a bonus, from 40SomethingMag.com, here’s Raquel Sieb exploiting a tennis court for her own sexual purposes. Game, set, jack.
Autumn-Jade is so hot, you’ll fall for her instantly.
Winter’s snowy white tits make her cool in my book!
As I was frolicking amongst the tatas and titties in SCORELAND today, I came across this picture of Summer Lashay and my first thought was, “Goddamn! She has some intense knockers!” (I mean, who wouldn’t think that after being visually assaulted by Summer’s tremendous blouse bunnies? JJ-cups will do that to you. They practically give you whiplash!) Then I happened upon this photo of Autumn-Jade (Who was both thin and voluptuous during her career. I enjoyed her with more meat on her bones, but eh, that’s just me) and shortly after, this shot of Winter Morgan. (Winter’s skin tone is what does it for me. She has pale boobies, and I enjoy pale boobies.) And I realized that we practically had a girl for each season. So I set out to find a Spring, and lo and behold, Sam Springs, who happens to be one of my favorite Brits. (She only has D-cups, but she has a certain “college coed” quality that speaks to me.)
So there you have it. A girl for each season. I imagine that each one of these sexy ladies could keep you warm on the cold days and cool your jets when it’s hot outside. (Like every busty girl should!)
Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter…enjoy them all at SCORELAND!
Taylor Wane has the wet dream nurse down to a science.
This letter was published in “Scorecard” #45 back in 2001. It’s one of those topics that never gets dated. At first, letter writer Paul admits it was originally a complaint, but then he does a complete 180.
“As a devotee since 1997, you never stop amazing me with the quality of big titters. But this was going to be a letter of complaint regards the insult to my profession as a nurse. We try to destroy the myth that nurses are sex objects and are therefore the fantasy of men. As a man, I also have the fact that most people think that male nurses are gay. We are not. When I saw the pictorial of Linsey as a nurse, I thought, ‘Oh my God.’ Perfection. Words do not express what happened down below but it was a while before it returned to normal. So maybe I was being a prude. All I can say is would you mind asking SaRenna if she would do a nurse’s pictorial as she is my favorite model of all time.”
This in no way realistically depicts the nursing profession. Unfortunately.
The sexy nurse theme isn’t just used by horny publishers and movie studios. I was reading in a newspaper that the owners of Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, Arizona, filed a federal lawsuit against a new Delray Beach, Florida restaurant called Heart Stoppers, claiming that the Florida place is using the medical themes that Heart Attack Grill says it originated. It’ll be interesting to see how this case plays out. It seems to me that the costumed server theme is kinda universal. There have to be restaurants somewhere with waitresses dressed as cheerleaders or plaid-skirted co-eds. In Japan, there are cafes that feature waitresses dressed as French maids.
I love Jezhabelle, but this uniform was too baggy so it didn't make my top five.
Going back to Paul’s letter, A.) I never thought of male nurses as being gay and I didn’t know that people in general do, as Paul claims. B.) I absolutely do think of female nurses, in general, as sex objects. In my own life, I’ve never had a nurse who came close to looking like any of our models, regardless of the uniform. (Probably some lucky dudes have.) But I have seen some sensational-looking clerical staffers in various doctors’ offices. Maybe our friend Renee Ross, who says she wears scrubs in her job as a post-op nurse, will comment about Paul’s statements.
We don’t do lots of nurse-themed shoots. I wish we did more. My own top five SCORELAND nurses are 1) Cindy Cupps; 2) Autumn-Jade; 3) Cherry Brady; 4) Romina Lopez; and 5) Taylor Wane from March ’05 SCORE. Jezhabelle only made runner-up because her uniform was too loose-fitting and she was undressed by the fourth photo in the pictorial. Some nurse sets shot in England with Nicole Peters, Denise Davies and Linsey didn’t work for me at all because the girls wore real British nurse uniforms that couldn’t be any less sexless, not the over-the-top, costume-shop nurse uniforms and FM shoes that even the Heart Attack Grill and Heart Stoppers “nurses” probably would never wear.
I wonder if Paul is still reading SCORE and if he’s approved of all the nurse pictorials that we’re published since he wrote us in 2001. I hope to think so.
Deserves an award for all-time sleaziest nurse outfit.
Some old dudes make fried chicken in a bucket. Others pitch popcorn on TV. The stuff that SCORE Girls stuff themselves with is made by this kindly old doctor in California who feels gratified knowing his products are in the night stands of women around the world. Doc Johnson has been the official toy and novelty company for SCORE since 2005. When you see a babe on SCORELAND fucking herself with a synthetic schlong, you know where it came from. The Doctor. I spoke with Chad Braverman of Doc Johnson. Chad’s the Director of Product Development and Licensing, and his dad founded the company in 1976. It may sound like a cliche but he did start it all in a garage. His first item was the eight-inch Natural Dong. Today, Doc Johnson is an orifice-filling empire with over 1500 items, and it has a lot of horny women and men to thank for it.
SCORE: How many vibrators would you estimate that Doc Johnson has sold over the past 30 years? Doc Johnson: That’s hard to estimate, but it’s a figure well into the millions. SCORE: Do you have people test out your products before mass production begins? Doc Johnson: We test each product thoroughly before it is mass produced. We won’t release a product unless we’re 100 percent confident consumers will enjoy using it. SCORE: How do you deal with so much competition? Doc Johnson: The adult novelty industry has grown immensely since Doc Johnson launched 30 years ago, and products of every shape and size flood the market each year. The internet has revolutionized our industry. Not only has it increased sales, but it’s forced the brick and mortar shops to upgrade and improve their appearance and inventory. Because we know our space, and place a strong emphasis on research and development, we’ve stayed the recognized leader. SCORE: Is there a company archivist that’s logged the history of the company from year to year? Doc Johnson: Definitely. We’ve been keeping records of products and Doc Johnson memorabilia since day one. It’s amazing to look back to some of our first catalogs ever launched and catch a glimpse of history. They’re very retro to say the least, yet at the time, they were considered cutting edge.
Doc Johnson makes toys molded from the body parts of real-life porn stars. Maybe one day, they’ll do something with a SCORE Girl. Imagine a lifelike recreation of Minka’s tits, Sara Jay’s ass or Morgan Leigh’s pussy!
Renee Ross is breaking her on-camera cherry this week at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com (tits ‘n’ tugs scene Tuesday, blow job today, full sex Saturday), and that got me and Elliot James talking about the best XXX debuts in SCORELAND history. As usual, we differ on our favorites, so I’ll go first, Elliot will go second. Here are my Top 3 big-tit XXX first-times:
Susie Wilden's first time…on camera, that is.
1. Susie Wilden. Susie is a cutie with a pretty face, a sexy British accent and massive tits, and she’s horny as hell, too. So I knew her first time would be special. What I didn’t know was that she’d break her on-camera cherry by taking a big dick in her ass. I love the horny look on her face in that scene.
Now massively stacked, Autumn-Jade takes the XXX plunge.
2. Autumn-Jade. Autumn’s return in 2002 was a big story, made bigger by the fact that she had put on weight and most of it had gone to her tits. Now massively stacked, Autumn fucked like a porn pro in her XXX debut (she played an enlistee who fucks her drill commander). The only drawback of this scene was that her partner could’ve had a bigger cock.
3. Brandy Talore. The girl has gone on to become a huge porn star,
Brandy Talore: So cute, yet there's a cock in her mouth!
but when she did her first XXX scene for us, everyone in the office was shocked. I mean, here was this midwestern girl-next-door who didn’t even like to talk dirty. Now she was fucking and sucking a stranger’s cock on camera and loving every minute of it. I used to walk past Elliot’s cubicle just to see the photo he had of sweet Brandy with a cock in her mouth.
Okay, Elliot. Let’s hear your Top 3.
Alright, Dave. But I’m going to be much more longwinded than you. First off, I hate the term “boy-girl.” If I was a porn dude, I wouldn’t want to be called boy. My top three in the 17 years SCORE has been in existence? In no special order, using magazine cover dates, Linsey Dawn McKenzie (January ’02), Minka (September ’95) and Autumn-Jade (May ’02). I was going to say Dawn Stone (August ’01) instead of Autumn, but although both are Southern belles, wide-eyed Autumn was the last chick I thought would ever do a hardcore scene just because her personality is so innocent and virginal. Yeah, I’m real perceptive.
LDM: Absolutely the most-anticipated XXX debut in big-tit history.
About Linsey. She wowed everyone for years after her official USA debut in 1996 at 18 years young and always pushed the offers of hardcore to the side. After she did her first, with her then-husband, we asked her how she felt that day. “Scared, because lots of things were channeling through my mind,” LDM said. “Things like, ‘Oh my God, this is it. I’m finished. Say goodbye to my career.’ It’s very nerve wracking. ‘Will they think I’m good? Am I gonna let everybody down?’ Those were some of the things going through my head. But it went well. At least I think it did.” As it turned out, it was one of those scenes that both jolted you, because it was Linsey actually fucking, and it also excited you because of how great she looked with a cock in her mouth and pussy.
Minka was on her way to becoming a mega-buster when she fucked on camera for the first time.
About Minka. First I should say that her mag pictorial was softcore because that was how the newsstand standards were then. (The video version was full XXX.) There was no Internet. Tweets were bird sounds outside your window that woke you up. Minka was one of the few to step outside the box and do hardcore. The list of SCORE stars of the ’90s who kept to stripping and refused to try it was fairly lengthy, among them Pandora Peaks, Busty Dusty, Traci Topps, Nikki Knockers, Tawny Peaks, Colt 45,Toppsy Curvey, Colt 45 and Danni Ashe. So Minka joined a small group of mega-boobed babes (Kayla Kleevage, Lisa Lipps, Wendy Whoppers and Tiffany Towers) who became big porn stars. And Minka’s still going strong to this day, iron-clad proof of her popularity and longevity.
Renee Ross has a good chance of finding her way onto both of our lists. Check out her blow job style today at SCORELAND and imagine that you’re on the receiving end.
We have great debates here at SCORELAND. Sometimes we argue over who our best newcomer is and sometimes it’s about which photos go to SCORE Mag and which ones come to me at V-Mag. Sometimes we get into heated discussions about projects that are in the pipeline,and it can get pretty nuts if we start talking about tits. (Dave claims that although I have all the “equipment,” he knows how to use it. I usually roll my eyes at this and ask him to cease and desist. lol)
Janet Jade needs a lesson. See her new schoolgirl photos today at SCORELAND.
Lately, we’ve had all these heated discussions about big-titted chicks in costumes. (I think this was sparked by a blog comment about chicks in military garb.) I, for one, am a fan of hot babes with their giant boobs stuffed into tight, little costumes. (I’m a big fan of juggy cops. Maybe because I would like to be “busted” by a busty officer? Hmm?)
Some would argue that costumes aren’t necessary, but I think that big-boobed construction workers, chefs, schoolgirls, and nurses are the stuff of wet dreams. Don’t you? So, I want to hear from you guys. Are hooters in fantasy garb your cup of tea? If so, what kind of costumes turn you on? I’d love to know. – Maria
