Tag Archive: bathing

By my calculations, Holly Garner has huge naturals

March 26, 2022 by Dave

She coulda been a math teacher.

Elliot asked Holly Garner, who returns to SCORELAND today, “If you had not become a model, what do you think you would be doing now?”

And Holly said, “I have a diploma as a teacher of mathematics, physics and computer science. But I liked math the most, so maybe I would teach kids math.”

Could you imagine Holly as a math teacher? She’d never have to worry about her students paying attention. They’d be all eyes…on her tits, of course. I can’t speak for their ears.

Holly, who’s one-two with Molly Evans for SCORELAND Newcomer of the Year, doesn’t take a bad picture, but I especially love this one. Talk about boob overflow! She could use this photo to teach her students how to compute the area of a super-stacked natural’s breasts. And there’ll be a test tomorrow.

Rachael C.: busty bikini bath babe

December 2, 2018 by Elliot James

Does Rachael have a bikini body or what?

Newcastle girl Rachael C.  thinks her breasts are still growing.

“I was one of the bustiest girls in my neighborhood growing up, definitely, if not the bustiest, but I didn’t start to develop until I was 14 or 15, so you could say I was a late developer. I caught up!”

Pick-up lines are not what Rachael C. wants to hear, even though a girl with her looks and big tits hears them a lot when she goes out.

“Someone once said to me, ‘Here is 20 pence. Call your mum and tell her you’re not coming home tonight.'”

That one is especially bad. Even Superman can’t find a pay phone today.

 

Danielle-Derek-a-poppin’

December 28, 2017 by Elliot James

One of Danielle Derek‘s earliest SCORE movies was Tits-A-Poppin’. The story was about record producers who could make girls’ tops pop open through telekinesis. Not long after their buttons burst, exposing their big, bare boobs, a whole lotta sexin’ began, and with the girls in this movie,  the guys popped until they dropped. Even now, this movie sounds like it popped out of today’s headlines.

Weighing all of 102 pounds, Danielle’s tits are a-poppin’ even more now after she super-sized to 34HH.

“They pop out all over now. They pop out all the time!” an excited Danielle said. “And my nipples are still so very sensitive, obviously, even in a warm room. It has nothing to do with temperature. My nipples get hard no matter where I am. I love them super high-up. That plastic, bimbo, big-titted look. That’s the look I love.”

Today, Danielle conducts a water displacement experiment.

Titbert wrote: “Danielle Derek’s Barbie-doll figure is incredible. Let’s see some more of her and her enormous round boobs!”

Keep poppin’, Danielle.

Danielle’s water displacement experiment.

 

Alexsis Faye soaps up at SCORELAND

October 27, 2017 by Elliot James

Alexsis Faye quit her job at a travel agency to be a webcam model. Now she doesn’t need to commute to work and dress for an office. She doesn’t need to get dressed at all, although Alexsis likes to wear role-playing costumes.

Alexsis has more curves than a road in the Swiss Alps. More sex appeal than 10 women combined and, like other recent arrivals, girl-next-door appeal. Beautiful face, beautiful boobs and body. We courted Alexsis for a year, knowing she was right for SCORELAND. Patience in an impatient world sometimes has its rewards.

Today, Tigerr Benson gets her sex on. Tomorrow, Alexsis gets breastfully clean.

When a SCORELAND Girl takes a shower, we’re there.

 

Behind closed doors, girls get busy

August 13, 2017 by Elliot James

Every guy has waited while his date got ready in that inner sanctum called the bathroom.  And waited. And waited. The results are always worth the wait. They go in sleepy-eyed with bed-hair and come out dressed to kill.

Guys often imagine what a girl does in her bathroom to start her day, so SCORE began to photograph what they do in there to show why you have to wait so long for them to get ready for a date. Answer: They’re getting pretty for you as much as they’re doing it for themselves.

The “morning ritual” shoots started at SCORE magazine in the 1990s with a Dixie Bubbles layout. Since then, Lorna Morgan, Natalie Fiore and other SCORE and V-mag Girls have done them.

It’s Katie Thornton‘s turn this time. It may be routine for Katie and other girls, but for a guy, this never gets old. What happens in the bathroom doesn’t stay in the bathroom.

Katie does something really interesting with her toothbrush while she’s preparing for her day.

Katie gets ready for her day before knocking them out on South Beach.

Wanted! More healthy, young Russians with big, natural boobs like Daria

December 2, 2016 by Elliot James

It’s almost a tradition that girls with the biggest boobs in school become SCORE and Voluptuous Girls.

College grad Daria is another girl upholding this glorious tradition.

“Yes, I think it’s true that I had the biggest breasts in school, and I think at the university, it was the same situation,” Daria said. Her English is good and her bod comes through loud and clear.

The annual Art Basel show is big news this week in Miami. You know what? I don’t give a fuck about Art Basel. This photo of Daria is art. My kind of art.

Daria scores double covers in February 2017 SCORE and March 2017 Voluptuous.

Our photo team in Europe said she was in a happy mood the entire time, on-camera and off, and she smiled all the time. She doesn’t turn it on and turn it off. Juliana Simms, Samantha Lily, Maya Milano and Joana Bliss are like that, too.

Russian over to SCORELAND, Daria is top-rated in the Model Directory.

 

Sheridan Love’s big, wet hooters

July 17, 2016 by Elliot James

“I am a nudist whenever possible, so I think it would be awesome if girls could go topless like guys do,” Sheridan Love said. “We were all born naked. It’s nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed of.”

I asked Sheridan if she goes to nudist resorts or nude beaches.

“Every time I’m in Miami, I try to go to the nudie beach,” Sheridan replied. “I went once with a friend and have been addicted since. I love being naked in public. There needs to be more places to just let it all hang out.”

Haulover Beach is the place Sheridan means. Daylene Rio went there, and we have the proof at SCORELAND.  Sheridan did pose on a beach exactly two years ago without any gawkers.

We don’t have a beach scene today, but we do have Sheridan’s big, dripping-wet hooters. Sand isn’t all that important anyway.

Breastfully clean.

 

Gya bares her pussy while we bare our souls over Gya baring her pussy

March 26, 2013 by Dave

Gya seems to be saying, "Should I or shouldn't I?"

Gya Roberts has been shaving her pussy at SCORELAND. I know, great news, right? There’s nothing sexier than a girl shaving her pussy bare, right?

Ummm, wrong?

Okay, let me try this again. Gya Roberts has been shaving her pussy at SCORELAND. The video went live Monday. The photos went up today, although if you ask me, I wouldn’t mind if they took that video and the photo right down. Women should NEVER be encouraged to shave their pussies. Natural is beautiful, right?

Ummm, wrong?

The shaved vs. hairy pussy debate will never be settled, which is why for some, the sight of Gya Roberts shaving her pussy is going to be the hottest thing they’ve ever seen while for others, it’s a pussy tragedy. “Why, oh why, did you have Gya shave off all of her beautiful, natural fur?” some will ask, while others, cocks in hands, will marvel, “What a beautiful, bare cunt!”

Which side are you on?

What goes on behind closed bathroom doors doesn’t stay behind closed bathroom doors

October 27, 2010 by Dave
Good grief, it's fun to brush your teeth with Lorna Morgan!

Good grief, it's fun to brush your teeth with Lorna Morgan!

Men…go figure. We never want to go shopping with our girlfriends or wives, but if a busty SCORE Girl asked for volunteers to go bra or tight-tops shopping with her, there’d be a line of men around the block. We complain about how long women take to get ready in the morning and stay as far away from the bathroom as possible, but there’s something about a SCORE Girl’s morning routine that grabs our attention every time. Who would want to watch a girl shave her legs or do her hair or put on her makeup and nail polish…or brush her teeth? Turns out that a lot of people would. I mean, check out that photo to the left of Lorna Morgan from the Holiday ’01 issue of SCORE. She’s…spitting! Yuck? Hot? Hey, it wasn’t my favorite photo in the set, but there were a lot of others that were memorable (like the ones of Lorna shaving her pussy; it’s the kind of ultra-personal thing we don’t usually get to see Lorna do).

Anyway, we revisited the private morning ritual scenario recently, and if you’d like, you can click to it right now at SCORELAND. But that would be cheating. I’d rather you play along with me for a few minutes. Below are four photos, all of the same girl, all from a posting that went up today. Can you name the girl who’s letting us view her private morning routine? And if you already know because you saw the pictorial, don’t guess! Because if you do, I’ll have the mystery girl charge into your bathroom while you’re shaving.

Quite a deterrent, eh?

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