Tag Archive: Beshine

The biggest boobs in Europe are not the politicians. They belong to Beshine.

January 23, 2012 by Elliot James

Beshine: A living Duncan Gutteridge Fantasy SCORE painting.

Even if Beshine didn’t have those massive mega-boobs, even if she had double-Ds, I’d still have hot nuts for her.

She has a very pretty face, and I love her slim bod, tiny waist, sleek legs and trim butt. I’ll bet you could bounce a quarter off those ass cheeks.

Beshine’s fantasy tits make her a woman who has virtually stepped out of an Otis Sweat painting. A true Tit-an. She must get asked to slow-dance a lot.

Beshine’s had to adapt her life radically to living with a chest that huge, a task she’s handled very well. Activities like driving, exercising and household chores can’t be done the same way anymore. But she loves her breasts and how they look.

She keeps in trim shape. “Every day I do cardio and workouts for my back,” Beshine told us in an interview. “I use an eliptical machine where you can use your arms and legs, but Ionly use my legs because my boobs get in the way.”

We’re posting a bathroom photo set today at SCORELAND with Beshine starting off in exactly what I love seeing big-boobed women wear before she steps into the tub.

She must read the minds of tit-men like me.

Have you voted yet for the 2011 SCORE and Voluptuous Awards? If not, what are you waiting for?

December 17, 2011 by Dave
It's not a stretch to think that Venera will win 2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.

It's not a stretch to think that Venera will win 2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.

Valory Irene would love to win 2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year, and she might.

Valory Irene would love to win 2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year, and she might.

Voting booths are still open for the 2011 SCORE and Voluptuous Awards at SCORELAND. Since I’m the editor of SCORE, I’m always interested in how the voting by SCORELAND members compares to the voting by SCORE readers, and this year, the results (so far) have been very interesting.

For Newcomer of the Year, mag readers have had Valory Irene in the lead by a slight margin over Venera, Beshine and Leanne Crow. But in the SCORELAND voting, members have Venera with a slight lead over Leanne, Valory and Terri Jane with Beshine in fifth. Regarding Beshine, I think this probably goes to show that mag readers tend to be people who have been with us since the 1990s and experienced the super-sized era while SCORELAND members tend to be a little bit newer and favor naturals. In the combined voting, Valory and Venera have been exchanging the lead since the start, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Leanne picked up enough votes to grab the coveted crown.

For Model of the Year, SCORE readers currently have Kelly Christiansen (so much for my augmented theory) and Karla James trading the lead almost every day with Miosotis in third and Eva Notty and Karina Hart going at it for fourth. SCORELAND members have it Miosotis one, Karina two, Kelly three and Eva Notty four. I’m not surprised by this. Karla has been gaining popularity since Day One, Kelly had a great 2011 of XXX scenes (and she’s beautiful, and she’s stacked, and she has a great personality) while Miosotis…well, last year’s Newcomer of the Year defies description.

Anyway, you still have time to influence the voting and help out your favorite girl. The booths close December 30. Vote now!

Gift yourself the gift of deep-cleavaged hotties

December 4, 2011 by Elliot James
Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com

Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com

If you thought last year’s the Breast of SCORELAND was hefty, check out the trailer for the Breast of SCORELAND 2, the latest arrival at the eBoobStore.

4 discs.

36 SCORELAND Girls in 18 sizzling solo and 18 red-hot XXX chapters.

704 minutes total running time.

It will take you half a day to watch this mammathon straight through.

But wait. There’s more. There’s SCORE.

Fresh from the printers comes the February ’12 SCORE with holiday cover honey Venera. Now at your favorite newsstand in a special edition with a DVD or get the magazine itself fast and easy from us at eBoobStore.

Some holiday cheer?

Some holiday cheer?

Every time I see a picture or a video of Venera, I’m in awe of her fantastic body, and this layout is no exception. This edition also stars Angela White and Maggie Green in girl-girl smushin’, Micky Bells, Beshine, Africa, Claudia Kealoha, Brittany O’Neil and hot butt-ed sex with Miami princess Angelina Castro. We even included a DVD with complete XXX scenes from the movie Big Tit Tune-up in the newsstand edition, in most areas.

Plus, we go behind the scenes for On Location Puerto Vallarta, kick off Dolly Delight’s bra giveaway contest and announce the winner of Shione Cooper’s bra from our August ’11 issue, Mr. W.F. from Maryland, who wrote: “I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and for featuring beautiful women every month.”

Keep scoring, my friends.

Yeah, it was a magazine-only contest, but we’ll take any excuse to show pictures of Beshine

July 7, 2011 by Elliot James

Germany’s Beshine has the biggest tits in all of Europe as far as I know, measuring over a whopping 59 inches or 150 centimeters at last count. That’s pretty much five feet around! Along with Beshine’s first appearance in May ’11 SCORE, she autographed one of the enormous bras she wears in her pictorial and interview for a magazine-only giveaway contest. This contest drew the most mail since we started the bra giveaways in March ’07’s issue with Denise Derringer. Beshine’s ultra-rare item is a one-of-a-kind collectors’ piece. It’s a 40K Tango 2 made by Panache. (Sounds like a nuclear missile.)

The winner was T.A. from Tennessee, and these shots of Beshine signing the bra he now owns show why you might want to grab a copy of the magazine once in a while (in addition to your SCORELAND membership, of course). Because you gotta be in it to win it! T.A., a SCORE reader since 1995, said he was “really stoked by the news. I entered the contest on a lark. Just a fan of women like Beshine. The more you could put girls like Beshine in the magazine, the better!” We’re stoked by Beshine.

To veteran readers and members like Mr. T.A., Beshine is a reminder of the big 1990s except she goes way beyond the extremes of breast expansion. Beshine is an Otis Sweat fantasy girl painting come to life.

Other SCORE guys say “This is the type of woman that made me a SCORE man in the 90’s and will keep me a SCORE man in the future.” “Please: Beshine and Minka scene and photo set!” “Amazing woman. Bold decision to go that big. Keep Beshine coming back!”

Beshine appears in The Tit-ans, her only DVD to date.

Extreme Sweater Stretching with Beshine

June 13, 2011 by Elliot James
The biggest tits in Germany.

The biggest tits in Germany.

Beshine estimates her boobs weigh 20 pounds each. That’s a low estimate. Her boobs measure over 59 inches and her underbust is only 32 inches. Even though she’s slim, she works out a lot to keep her back muscles in top condition. Today on SCORELAND Beshine destroys a collection of tight tops with the greatest of ease. “My tops have to be very stretchy,” says Beshine. “I have to look around a lot for clothes, and I manage to find special things. I can’t wear tops that most girls can wear.” The pictures from July ’11 posted yesterday. Now for the video. Seeing is believing. And even then, it’s still hard to believe. It’s as if a girl in an Otis Sweat painting materialized and stepped out of an issue of SCORE magazine. What a candidate for a new Mega-Boob Olympics.

The bra killers and their deadly weapons

May 12, 2011 by Elliot James
Now at eBoobStore

Now at eBoobStore

During Boob Cruise 2000 in April of that year, Casey James, Maxi Mounds and Minka were nicknamed The Tit-ans. People used to trail our ship in small boats to see these three on deck and on the beach. I never saw anything like it.

In 2001, SCORE brought this trio, plus Plenty UpTopp, SaRenna Lee and Kayla Kleevage, to Florida for a movie called Mega-Boob Olympics. The DVD became one of our biggest hits and continues to sell very well. I’ve seen the DVD in dozens of stores. There’s something about girls stacked like Otis Sweat models brought to life that exerts an hypnotic power on lots of breast-men. Super-sized tits may not be for every man but for a very sizable group, they are.

The Bra-killers and Their Deadly Weapons

The Bra-killers and Their Deadly Weapons

This week, the eBoobStore releases the DVD The Tit-ans, a solo compilation of 16 super-juggy SCORE babes spanning the past 10 years. There’s oiling, creaming,  tight tops, bras, swimsuits and costumes, wet T-shirts, toy fucking and sucking, JO encouragement and more by the greats, both longtime faves and newbies such as Angel Gee, Angelique, Melonie Charm, Kayla Kleevage, Casey, Maxi and the newest fantasy super-titter to bust out into the world, Germany’s Beshine in her only DVD to date.

Boobs beyond belief. The Tit-ans have ’em. Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.

Stuffing the rack: July ’11 SCORE

April 20, 2011 by Elliot James
Check your favorite rack for the new edition of SCORE.

Check your favorite rack for the new edition of SCORE.

The Who’s Who’s in the July ’11 SCORE, now on-sale at your favorite store and at eBoobStore.com.

Israeli bra-buster Eden Mor goes slim ‘n’ stacked.
Ukrainian marvel Valory Irene practically naked in super-skimpy lingerie.
Germany’s Beshine stretches out tops to an impossible degree.
Romania’s Arianna Sinn loves vintage lingerie.
England’s Robyn Alexandra goes bikini.
California girl Daylene Rio is a sucker for lollipops.
Florida freshman Natasha Dulce is interviewed.
Florida MILF Angelina Verdi fits boner into her throat, pussy and butthole.
Oregon’s Karen Fisher is back and bangalicious.
This issue’s DVD Pick is Christy Marks Fuckin’ Filled.
A free SCORE DVD is included at most stores. Because we’re generous guys and girls. (Anita Agni All The Way, a XXX DVD in most editions and Toys For Tits, an R-Rated DVD in some areas.)

A big birthday weekend shout to Summer Sinn (April 23), Ava Lustra (April 24) and Charlee Chase (April 26). Charlee is back at SCOREVideos.com on May 13 with a new XXX scene, and she gets a creampie instead of a birthday cake. It’s Charlee’s first SCORE scene since the movie My Boob Heaven.

Summer born April 23.

Summer born April 23.

Ava Lusra born April 24.

Ava Lustra born April 24.

Charlee Chase born April 24.

Charlee Chase born April 26.

The incredibly amazing bra show

April 9, 2011 by Elliot James
Beshine's bras: A miracle of textile stress engineering.

Beshine's bras: A miracle of textile stress engineering.

On this day, Beshine will put on and take off several bras, an event that all bra manufacturers and their researchers should be studying. It’s quite a demonstration in fabric engineering and stress design. The photos are from the May ’11 SCORE, Beshine’s debut. Beshine’s tits measure 59 inches while her underbust is 32 inches. Bras fall to pieces under the stress.

“A short time ago, I found a shop online that has really stretchy sports bras, and amazingly, they fit!” Beshine told SCORE. “It’s the first time I found a bra that fit the first time I wore it. I tried it and said, ‘Wow, it fits!’ I have many sports bras because I go through them very fast. I wear them out or they break.”

Tomorrow at SCORELAND, you’ll get to see the SCORE Theater video of this experiment in bra stretching to the outer limits of fabric fatigue.

There’s no group of girls at SCORELAND that generates more controversy and reaction than the super-sized girls. Myself, I’m into both the Otis Sweat girls come to life, like Beshine, and the super-naturals like Terry Nova, if they’re attractive all over, too. Beshine has a really nice body and face. Do I want to see more of her in the future? Absolutely.

Fantasy SCORE: Yay or nay?

February 23, 2011 by Elliot James
The last Fantasy SCORE.

The last "Fantasy SCORE."

Beshine. A human Fantasy SCORE.

Beshine. A human "Fantasy SCORE."

“Fantasy SCORE” has a history in SCORE magazine that goes back to the August 1992 edition (Volume 1, Issue 2 with Letha Weapons as the covergirl). British artist Duncan Gutteridge’s ongoing monthly assignment was to take a celebrity and paint her with impossibly huge tits along the lines of Chelsea Charms and Beshine…years before Chelsea and Beshine became Chelsea and Beshine. Duncan’s first run ended in the Holiday ’99 issue.

Beginning with the December ’04 SCORE, “Fantasy SCORE” was revived as a semi-regular feature, often alternating with the “Rocket Girls” series painted by the great Otis Sweat until Duncan’s final “Fantasy SCORE” illustration in the February ’09 issue. Many of the paintings from the first series  and all of them from the second series are preserved in SCORELAND‘s Art Gallery section along with “Dream SCORE,” “Bomber Girls,” “Dick Boy” and other works of big-bust art.

Although “Fantasy SCORE” ended, we still get mail from people who have never forgotten it. With new female celebs who can barely fill a C-cup popping up all the time, there’s no lack of new potential subjects. We continue to get requests to revive it, usually with the person making the request’s favorite celebrities. When we publish those letters, inevitably someone else writes against bringing it back. A while ago, Greg wrote, “The reason I’m writing is because I am disappointed that you no longer have ‘Fantasy SCORE.’ I always was so excited to see who you would have next. Please bring it back. There are lots of us fans out here.” In this weekend’s “Scorecard,” R.L. writes, “I must agree that ‘Fantasy SCORE‘ is due a return and would continue to be a very popular feature.” He lists several celebs he’d like to see given a “Fantasy SCORE” boob job.

On the other side of the fence are the letters such as “I don’t like art or cartoons. Just give us photos. ‘Fantasy SCORE’ is a waste of space.” I’ve seen a lot of those letters, too.

I personally love busty art and have enjoyed Otis’ and Duncan’s work since I first saw them. One painting a month, in print and on the Net, certainly doesn’t negatively impact the amount of photos we run. I also believe those two guys inspired many younger fans to try their hand at creating their own art. Just to clarify things, there have been no discussions here about reviving “Fantasy SCORE” (or “Dream SCORE“).

What do you think? Yay or nay?

True confessions of a SCORE Man

February 21, 2011 by Dave
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A boob man confessed that he recently jacked to Kelly Christiansen. This is not an earth-shattering revelation.

S.M., a regular letter-writer from Baltimore, Maryland, writes: “I have a confession to make.”

A confession? Did he murder somebody? Cheat on his wife or girlfriend? Jack to a flat-chested girl?

“It’s an eyebrow-raising confession, also. I’ve unexpectedly gotten the hots, well, sort’ve, for Kelly Christiansen.”

That’s eyebrow-raising? S.M., you and about a million other guys.

“Okay, I know you’re like, ‘How’s that a shocker?'”

Exactly. That’s exactly how I’m like.

“Well, because, I’m not really into the surgically enhanced models. I’m a naturals-only big-boobs fan.”

Well, this isn’t exactly like saying, “I usually like girls with A-cups, but I’ve fallen in love with Beshine.”

“Kelly has been lingering on my mind, and pretty heavily, too. I couldn’t get her out of my mind, so I gave in to Kelly and had to face the reality that despite her counterfeit boobs, Kelly is super hot.”

Counterfeit boobs? Dude, a girl stuffing socks in her bra makes her boobs counterfeit. Kelly’s boobs are not counterfeit. By the way, Blog readers, I think what S.M. just said is that he gave in and jacked to Kelly. His mind said no, but his cock said yes, and you know who always wins that battle when we’re looking at naked women.

“I’ve looked past her boobs and accepted her for who she is, and that’s a very attractive, sweet-faced and down-t0-Earth tall blond, and most of all, she actually has a chance to be one of my fantasy girls.”

Well, congratulations, Kelly! Oh. That’s what S.M. says.

“So congratulations, Kelly. You may have made history for me.”

Actually, S.M., congratulations to you: You have now officially expanded your pool of girls you can jack to.

Comments, anyone?