When Mianna Thomas walks into a bikini shop to buy swimsuits, we’d love to bring a chair and hang out by the dressing room. Today, Mianna is back for her 3rd SCORELANDaction video, and she’s still only 19 years old! It’s not easy screening videos at work when you have an erection, but it can be done. The mammary marvel of Las Vegas, Nevada leaves her teen years behind on February 28. We hope Mianna’s birthday bash will be as hot as this Voluptuous Theater video.
And now for the event you’ve been asking about and waiting for. Bebe Cooper arrives at SCORELAND tomorrow in her very first pictorial and video, and if you dig big, blue-veined, alabaster tits and perky nipples you could hang paintings on, you’ll go bonkers seeing Bebe milking herself, squeezing her 32H-mounds, and fingering her sopping wet pink pussy and clitty. Just what the milk man ordered. Bebe is one of the best looking milkers I’ve ever seen. One hot honey.
“You’ve gotta get this babe regularly…she’s perfect for secretary and nurse types and, of course, a bra modeling video,” emailed Mr. N. about Stephanie Stalls. We’d also love to shoot guy-girl SCORE videos with Stephanie. Roxy Rider sailed on Boob Cruise ’98 and did a sex scene with the man with the biggest balls in the world in SCORE Xtra 4. Happy B-Day, Roxy, wherever you are today. We really should get more mail about Sophie (Holiday ’09 SCORE), considering how big her natural tits are and how pretty she is. Happy birthday, ladies.
That is why whenever I get a chance to see a hot girl work out in tight pants and a tiny top she is spilling out of, I do. (Because I totally agree…exercise is important. lol)
So, when I had a chance to catch up with Kaytee Carter and she told me that she loves to do yoga, I figured why not get her to do some for the blog? And of course, she did it in a tiny sports bra and then, eventually, topless. Now, I am not a yogi, or, um, a yoga master. Hell, I don’t even like yogurt! But I’ll tell you what…watching this chick bend into all sorts of positions and hearing her little satisfied grunts as she stretched her hot bod, well, it got my heart rate going! (And I am sure that it will get your heart rate going, too!)
I have a special place in my heart for the busties who love yoga. Chloe Vevrier is a yoga fanatic and even did some yoga for our lensmen when she was filming On Location Key Largo. And Christy Marks is a yoga lover, too! She can bend herself into an incredible fuck pretzel at the drop of a hat. You have to respect a woman who says, “Hey, look at my tits…and watch me put my legs behind my head.” (Kinda makes you wish all chicks could do that, eh?) Chicks that like yoga should wear shirts that say, “Fuck me, I’m limber!”
So, what did we learn today, guys?
1) Exercise is important.
2) Girls should work out topless.
3) Girls who do yoga are good lays.
Enjoy this exercise video. Well, jackcercise video, anyway. lol
Rachel dances at La Chambres Lounge in Detroit. Bethany’s last TV appearance was a Jenny Jones show in 2001. We’re still waiting for Bea and Anna to vacation in America. Gabriella is one of the bouncy bouncers in the Voluptuous movie Bounce Baby Bounce! Born and raised in Japan, Sakura Sena now lives in Vancouver, B.C., Canada. Taylor Hill retired from modeling and works as a hair stylist. Rose Valentina is one of the bridesmaids in the XLGirls movie My Big Plump Wedding.
The original forum on SCORELAND was “Scorecard,” an off-shoot of the “Scorecard” letters section in SCORE magazine. Over the years, “Scorecard” has been an enjoyable treasure trove of suggestions and ideas. Even though we can’t possible fulfill every desire, I really enjoy reading the suggestions and opinions from readers and members, running the range from basic solo poses to tit-fucking and blow jobs. A lot of comments have to do with poses. Everyone has different tastes and personal preferences, and that’s what makes the section so interesting. In this “Scorecard” email, Dale submits three special poses he wants to see. Pose #1 doesn’t seem to have much snap to it, at least to do on a regular basis. I like #2 and #3.
“There are three particular poses I’d like to see in all your shoots,” Dale writes. “I’m a strange dichotomy of a crude S.O.B. and a gentleman who puts beautiful women on a pedestal.
“#1. The view of a woman when she’s sleeping. You know, after the body-slamming ecstasy, when she’s begged you to stop and your balls are drained and you’re both satisfied. She’s lying on her side and your view is her back and ass and legs. She’s asleep, not looking over her shoulder at you. You know, a still-life, like reality.”
Sleepy time for Gianna.
#2. “Close-up shots of a model’s open mouth/face as if she’s waiting to receive your load direct from your spurting rod. ”
"As if she's waiting to receive your load..." writes Dale.
#3. “I know you’re a big-boob site, but, like in real life, when a woman is in doggie, there’s nothing hotter than when she uses both hands to spread her cheeks, inviting you to an irresistible target/targets. Make sure though that she has nice fingernails, real or aftermarket. Nails chewed down below the finger line are a turn-off.”
"Using both hands to spread her asscheeks."
Gianna really was asleep in photo #1, taken during the making of Big-Boob Paradise in The Bahamas a couple of years ago. I couldn’t find the exact kind of shot Dale described with the model’s back to the camera. I can’t even remember seeing that kind of picture. It’s the kind of pose that’s shot specifically by request. The only additions I’d make to Africa’s photo would be for her to stick her tongue out as far as possible and open her eyes. In photo #3, Diane Poppos is probably not spreading as much as Dale would tell her to if he had been the photographer, but I don’t think he would complain about the perfect condition of her nails. Or the rest of Diane’s body. The nylons and high heels add another erotic charge, although I’m sure the fans of bare soles would grouse about the shoes.
I have another “Scorecard” letter about tit-fucking positions, almost as long as a press release from Rod Blagojevich. We’ll save that for another day.
There’s a whole lotta sweatermeat jiggling this weekend at SCORELAND, starting today with Isis Haze and her busty car wash show. Isis has the answer to the auto industry woes…if only they would listen.
Kali throws a POV hand party.
Eight months knocked-up, Kali West shows how handy she is at cum extraction in Tits & Tugs. That’s going up Saturday.
You met Jayden Prescott when she arrived at The SCORE Studio and chatted in a blog video with Dave. Now Jayden’s first photo shoot is ready to roll in “New Discovery” on Sunday.
Jayden's first time!
Breastnosis: The research continues.
Our research into the mysteries of breastnosis continues with Cynthia Flowers in “Boob Hypnosis,” posting Sunday in our Hardcore Special section. Cynthia’s major bazonkas turn us into real suckers. Stare at them and she’s got you.
Today, SCORELAND is happy to present Anna Kay’s first photo shoot from the Holiday ’09 Voluptuous PLUS a matching video! We’re pumped about it and think you will be too. Anna’s a magnificent new discovery. Here’s an excerpt from an interview Anna did with V-Mag editor Maria.
V-MAG: Now, we are sure that you are going to have plenty of fans once they see how beautiful you are. What’s your advice to guys who’ll approach you after seeing you in V-Mag?
ANNA KAY: I think it would be to just be gentlemen. Treat me with respect. I respond to that.
V-MAG: What if they wanted to take you out on a date?
ANNA KAY: I like dinner dates. I love seafood. A guy could take me to eat some good crab legs and I love that.
V-MAG: I hope you guys take note of that! Ask her to a seafood dinner!
ANNA KAY: Oh, especially Spondivits in Atlanta. I love that place.
(Copies of Anna’s Voluptuous mag debut are in stock at eBoobStore)
What’s happening on SCORELANDthis weekend? Bunny De La Cruz’s huge hooters and tattooed rainbow pussy bring great joy. If only more girls could be as accomodating as this honey. The pride of Leeds, England, Mandy Pearl pours a pitcher of water all over her low-cut top and more. What does it mean when a girl pours cold water over her nipples? It means she cares. And Paola Rios speaks softly but carries a big stick. Plus Scarlett Rouge, Haydee Rodriguez and Contessa Rose bring nature’s bounty to the big show. It’s cold outside. They’ll keep things hot.
Stephanie Stalls is a feature dancer and new to SCORE.
Responding to last week’s Stephanie Stalls’ debut, N. writes, “Boy, what a way to end the year–one of the best SCORE pictorials ever! Stephanie Stalls is a dream chick–beautiful, lovely smile, heavenly body and dressed superbly. You’ve gotta get this babe regularly. Never mind the guy-on-gal. She’s perfect for secretary and nurse-type pictorials and clips and, of course, a bra modeling video. The bra shows for me are amongst the best SCORE features. The Crystal Gunns one and the Minka one, for example, from years ago were amazing! Can I ask for one more in particular–please do a bra modeling video (and a long one!) of Penny Porsche. God I’d kill to see that! And if she wore stockings and suspenders too–wow! Keep up the good work, chaps, and keep Stephanie on the books! All the best.”