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On Location Grand Bahama: Karla washes while you wax

April 17, 2010 by Elliot James 8 Comments
On Location Grand Bahama with Karla James

On Location Grand Bahama with Karla James

Karla James brings to life one of the #1 male fantasies: the good ol’ busty car wash.

On Saturdays, my neighbor washes his car in his driveway. He looks like Homer Simpson.

In an alternative universe, I live next to Karla James. Every Saturday, she puts on a tight, white T-shirt and denim shorts and washes her car for a loooong, loooong time. My weekend is complete.

But the reality is, there is no alternative universe. That’s what SCORELAND is for.

Your local car wash does not hire employees like this

Your local car wash does not hire employees like this

And without SCORELAND, I’d have never known about Karla James. In Part 3 of On Location Grand Bahama, Karla grabs a bucket and a cloth and goes to town. Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke never had it this good.

Nothing beats a shower or a car wash. The simple pleasures in life are the best. Good, clean, wholesome fun. Thanks to Karla James. And the automotive industry.

I’m looking forward to the next episode!

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Rating: 4.8/5

Time to bust out the birthday cakes!

April 14, 2010 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

“I like fun guys. I like men who are sweet. Chivalry is a very good thing for me, the small things like opening doors and pulling out chairs. I see those things as signs of respect, and I return that kind of treatment, too.”–Slone Ryder

“I don’t go out a lot. I don’t party. I’m not jumping from club to club. I’m not a nighttime person.”–Cindy Cupps

“What really impressed me was her collecting of candy to take ashore to give to the local children. A true beauty inside and out.”–R.M., who sailed on Boob Cruise ’97 with Angelique.

“I like to watch porn when I’m having sex.”–Kendall Caine

Lisa Phillips: Photographed December 12, 1989 in a  house outside London that was used several times for various photo shoots.

Happy birthday, ladies. May all your wishes be granted.

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Rating: 4.4/5

How the SCORE crew unwinds and other interesting news items

April 9, 2010 by Elliot James 18 Comments

People often wonder how the staff at SCORE unwinds after a hard day at our office and many hours of labor to bring you boobs, brats, MILFS and other sexy wonders of the world. The fact is, we’re just like any other business. We do what everyone else around the world does after work. The usual humdrum routine. Instead of trying to describe how we chill out in words, this picture illustrates what I mean.

Another day at the SCORE office, just like yours.

Another day at the office, just like yours.

It was taken at our headquarters, emphasis on the head. It’s also part of a Boob Science pictorial from the May ’10 SCORE starring Daphne Rosen and Angel Gee and posted today on SCORELAND. See what I mean? Nothing out of the ordinary. Nothing to write home about.

Don't miss Anna Kay's first SCORELAND XXX video. Them's smotherin' titties, pardner.

Don't miss Anna Kay's first SCORELAND XXX video. Them's smotherin' titties, pardner.

Tomorrow, we’re happy to present Anna Kay in her first SCORELAND guy-girl pictorial and video, a horny number called “Anna Kay: Hooter Hottie.” Anna’s hot, the sex is hot and I’m sure you’ll love it a long time. Miss Kay has a gorgeous face and succulent sweater meat that Carlos couldn’t help but slobber over. I can’t blame the man. He’s breastnotized. Dave was also breastnotized by Anna in a previous blog.

Then on Sunday, it’s the one and only Christy Marks shakin’ and bakin’ as only she can. Notice her toes curling. Christy is really into the cock. I don’t believe there’s a busty girl-next-door as exhibitionistic and wild as Christy. A lot of awesome big-boobed girls have entered this hallowed hall of hooters, but, in my opinion, no one is as super-sexed and eager for action as Christy. She’s just over the top.

Christy breaks the bed frame this weekend on SCORELAND.

Christy breaks the bed frame this weekend on SCORELAND.

And please don’t forget that KarlaJames.com is now part of SCORELAND. It looks like a fun weekend.

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Rating: 4.3/5

Happy Birthday Merilyn, Dominno and Africa

April 7, 2010 by Elliot James 5 Comments
One of the most popular models of this decade, Merilyn Sakova has a huge list of magazine, DVD and Net credits. My favorite of them all is the Merilyn Exposed special on SCORELAND and BustyMerilyn.com. It was released on DVD as Merilyn In Yer Face. In this one, our studio staff went to Kiev and actually lived with Merilyn for a week. People email all the time asking when Merilyn will do a sex scene with a guy, but I don’t think she ever will. And now that I’ve made this prediction, she will probably change her mind.
Dominno from Prague jumped onto the hardcore stage from the very beginning, fucking her brains out with a big smile on her pretty face on SCORELAND and in DVDs Stacked Street Sluts and Stacked & Serviced.
Africa was one of the first models to pose in the newly-built SCORE Studio in 2001. I think my favorite scene is from Black & Stacked 3 from 2003. She teamed up with Cassitty and took on a Brit stud. If two girl-one guy threesomes are not most men’s fantasies, I don’t know what is. My next favorite is from Sweater Stretchers, booty-sex with another Brit dude. She’s always been a very interesting girl to talk to. Happy birthday, ladies.
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Rating: 3.9/5

Point/counterpoint: bare feet vs sexy shoes

April 5, 2010 by Elliot James 8 Comments

Naked tootsies or hot heels? SCORELAND members on two opposing sides duke out this long-standing subject in point/counterpoint format. I think a lot depends on the location and the personality of the model. Outdoor shoots in natural locations, like a grassy area, tend to favor the barefoot look. Black spike heels look out of place at poolside in the daytime. I don’t think anyone would dispute that the shape of the ass, leg and foot look sexier in high heels.

Shyla Shy from the April ’10 V-Mag seems more like the barefoot type unless someone asks her to put on the hot shoes.

Shyla Shy from the April ’10 V-Mag seems more like the barefoot type unless someone asks her to put on the hot shoes.

Point
“I hope you get a kickback from the shoe manufacturers, because every friggin’ pictorial has the women wearing shoes! They are not sexy when they are lying down with their legs in the air or in a doggy-style pose. I will grant you they make the models’ legs look good…when they are standing!  I know they sometimes hide ugly feet, but it’s still a cliche!”–M.

“I’m not a foot fetishist, but I love a nice pair of feet. I’m suggesting that models wear shoes for the standing shots but lose them when lying down or in doggy-style shots. Kerry Marie has beautiful feet. Yet every single picture has her wearing some kind of slip-on shoe, even on her back in a bed or on a couch.”–M.G.

“I am not a foot-fetish person, but I do like totally nude and no shoes when it’s time to fuck!”–R.R.

We pretty much have the impression that Lanea Love from the same issue is a heels lover.

We pretty much have the impression that Lanea Love from the same issue is a heels lover.

Counterpoint
“What most guys want to see is open-toed mules, oily bodies and plenty of bent over at the knees photos against a plain backdrop.”–S.

“Go to any strip club anywhere in the world and tell me if you see even one dancer on stage wearing flip-flops or shoes a girl would wear in an office. Fuck no! They’re all sliding around on six-inch see-through heels. Why? Because dancers know better than anyone what turns guys on.”–K.I.

“I noticed that some of the readers make mention of your models wearing heels and their displeasure with that decision. I can honestly say that I love it when you photograph your models wearing heels and shoes that exotic dancers wear, such as CFMPs (Come Fuck Me Pumps), and the shorter the skirts, the tighter the tops and the skimpier the outfits, the better.”–P.W.

The debate will continue for a long time.

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Rating: 4.2/5

Things are hoppin’ this weekend

April 2, 2010 by Elliot James 4 Comments

It may be spring break around the USA with college students having wild sex and downing hot sauce and vodka shots, but there is no frivolous break at SCORE headquarters, where dedicated men and women work tirelessly to bring the world the best and hottest in big boobs. This is our goal, to which we attach the highest importance. You won’t find SCORE editors diving out of a motel window into a swimming pool below. It’s our mission to let the world know that posing naked can do wonders for a girl’s self-confidence and self-esteem. Today and tomorrow at SCORELAND, enjoy the scenic splendor of girl-next-door newcomer Carrie Ashton in not one but two photo sets and a video, plus a full-length interview.

Carrie Ashton officially debuts on SCORELAND.

Carrie Ashton officially debuts on SCORELAND.

This is Carrie’s first time and she really impressed everyone here. “An ex-boyfriend of mine buys a lot of your videos and at the end of one there was this commercial [BeAScoreModel.com] to be a SCORE model, and he saw it and convinced me to come and model for you guys. I thought, hey, I can do that, and here I am,” Carrie said. And we’re glad she did. Yet another SCORE Guy who could have selfishly hid Carrie for himself has thought first of his fellow boob brothers. We give thanks to Carrie and her ex.

Holly assumes the position.

Holly assumes the position.

On Sunday, the big-titted super-MILF from the critically acclaimed movie My Wife, Your Meat and the woman who taught Christy Marks the ins-n-outs of anal sex gets it on in another pulse-pounding encounter worshiping the pole. We’re talking the one and only Holly Halston, Florida’s finest soccer mom, a stacked lady who makes the desperate housewives look anorexic. Just turn her loose and step back a safe distance because no one gets dirtier and sluttier than Holly. This vid starts off at the beach and moves indoors for the butt-spreading action. Because sand is not fun.

The British hunny-bunny is one of the greats.

The British hunny-bunny is one of the greats.

Part of the SCORELAND Loyalty program (members get a free site for every month of membership after the first month), BustyKerryMarie.com has just been redesigned (and so has LinseysWorld.com). All of Kerry’s videos now stream, so there’s no more waiting for a video to download, and there have been other technical improvements such as mobile-ready videos and hands-free slide shows. Kerry’s still one of the best I’ve ever seen on video. She’s especially great at sexy talk, which to me is very important in solo videos. I’ve been a fan of hers since she first started in 1998. Few models have captured the essence of voluptuosity like Kerry. To this day, there’s still confusion about her background, mostly on the Internet. “I get accused of being anything from Spanish to Indian to everything, so some people don’t believe that I am English,” she told us back in 2001. “But I am English, just a little bit Greek.” Happy Easter, Kerry.

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Rating: 4.2/5

Kaytee’s covered

March 31, 2010 by Elliot James 17 Comments
Kaytee and her May '10 SCORE.

Kaytee and her May '10 SCORE.

A photo from May '10's pictorial

A photo from May '10's pictorial

There are two kinds of girls in the world: those who have big boobs and those who wish they had big boobs. Kaytee Carter doesn’t have to wish for anything. She’s got it all. Massage therapists don’t come any prettier or bustier. The last time Kaytee was here, our photographer grabbed a shot of her holding up her first magazine, the May ’10 SCORE. Kaytee looks pleased with the results. It’s still available in stores (my local shop had a few left), but get it now because it’s gonna be swapped out for the June issue. If you can’t find it, no worries. The eBoobStore has it.

“It’s something completely different and out of my realm, and that’s what I like to do,” Kaytee said about being on the cover of a men’s mag that’s circulated all over the world (except for China, Antarctica and the Mid-East). “Try different things, do things that are completely out of my box.” Well said, Kaytee! We knew she was a go-getter the moment we met her.

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Rating: 4.5/5

Hot birthday babes

March 30, 2010 by Elliot James 3 Comments
“I don’t go out with a guy because of the way he looks. I go out with a guy because of his personality. If he can make me laugh and smile, then I’m happy. If he treats me like a princess and sexes me up every night, I’m happy. But I’m a pretty shy girl. You wouldn’t know I was in porn unless you’ve seen me in magazines or movies.”–Sierra, born March 29
“My favorite position is titty-fucking. I like when a guy is sitting down and I’m kneeling in front of him, and he holds my tits together, and I can hold his shaft, and I just go up and down. They get to feel my tits at the same time, and it’s easier for me. I’m spitting on his cock at the same time. And then when he’s about to cum, he can either shoot on my face, or I can suck him dry.”–Rebecca Love, born March 30
“Sometimes I just want wild sex, and sometimes I need a little TLC to go along with it, too. And it depends on what kind of person he is, too, and what he likes and doesn’t like. And I swallow, too. I love to give head. I like to make my guy feel good. I like to watch a guy lose control.  Guys go crazy when their girl swallows and acts like she really loves the taste of their cum.”–Brittany O’Neil, born March 31
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Rating: 4.1/5

You Can’t Hide Your Smiling Eyes

March 28, 2010 by Elliot James 4 Comments
Christy often has a kind of curled lip Elvis-quality to her smiles. Bawdy and salacious.

Christy often has a kind of curled lip Elvis-quality to her smiles. Bawdy and salacious.

Smiling. It’s a subject that’s been generating controversy for years at SCORELAND. I think everyone loves a smiling model, but when a model doesn’t make smiling her natural expression or doesn’t smile a lot, then what? Some guys take it really hard. They write letters, like this one from R.C., slightly edited.  “I love big boobs, but they are number two on my list of what makes a model, or any woman, desirable. Number one is the smile. A smile means that she is comfortable with herself and enjoys what she’s doing. I don’t get that from Ashley (Sage). Ashley, if you want to win me over, you must learn to smile.” This is not the first time he’s written about the smiling game.

Christy's smile often reminds me of Letha Weapons.

Christy's smile often reminds me of Letha Weapons.

On the flip side, there’s this recent note from S.M. “You know, Ashley doesn’t smile a whole lot in her pictures but so what, she has the look of contentment instead and as long as she’s content, that’s all that matters. Ashley looks so good facially and glamorously, she can afford not to smile.”

Two men. Two opposite points-of-view. There’s no right or wrong, just personal taste. Some models like to look serious because they think it makes them look sexier. Some models don’t like their smiles. Some don’t like their teeth. Everyone has different degrees of smiling. Other models love to smile. Some models are naturally happy-go-lucky all the time so they smile a lot. Others are the serious types. Some naturally smile, others have to be reminded by the photographer. When we see a serious-looking girl, it’s human nature to think she may be unhappy or having a bad day. Women smile more often and more naturally than men, too.

Researchers in psychology and social behavior claim that a smile gets a person what they want, sells more products, makes other people happier, establishes trust and personal bonds. According to the psychology research journal, Psyblog,  “Some of the best-known research on smiling is about how people judge an authentic smile, the so-called, ‘Duchenne smile’ or the ‘crinkly-eyed smile’.” Different smiles are interpreted and associated differently. Tom Cruise’s smile doesn’t mean he’s going to kill someone like movie villain Henry Silva’s smile does.

Christy Marks’ smile, to me, often has a kind of Elvis quality to it, very much like Letha Weapons’ smile. Not a sneer, but a kind of curl to the lip that’s seems lustful and sexual. I like it. Brianna Costello has a great smile that lights up a room. When I first met her at a Vegas video expo in January, 2006, I noticed her dazzling smile as quickly as I noticed her blinding headlights and I thought to myself, “This girl’s a winner.” She’s got that curl thing going too.

Yes, Ashley does smile and she has a pretty one too.

Yes, Ashley does smile and she has a pretty one too.

I’d rather see a smile than a straight-faced, serious expression but above all, give me a natural look that doesn’t look like acting. And ultimately, it’s all about her boobs. So Ashley can do as she pleases. We’ve gotten many letters about smiling since 1992. What’s your op about the lip flip?

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Rating: 4.8/5

A Double Feature Of Creamed Cupcakes

March 27, 2010 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Big news. The breasts are so big this weekend, you’ll be drowning in them. These are smothering tits. Tits you don’t want to let go of. First up on Saturday, March 27, Shyla Shy is back in “Shyla’s Not Shy About Her Big Tits,” a new pictorial and video that’s packed with breast games and creaming in the first part.

Don't miss Shyla's new SCORELAND video.

Don't miss Shyla's new SCORELAND video.

In the second part of the video, Shyla goes for the old bologna pony ride. This video is a little different because the unseen cameraman/director verbally directs all the titty play in the first part. I’ve always liked this technique. I should backtrack a day because the poolside solo pictures of Shyla from April ’10 V-Mag were published yesterday on SCORELAND. I love Shyla because she’s not only soft, stacked and curvy, she’s the perfect Voluptuous fuck doll, submissive, easygoing and game for anything. She’s dressed hot to please boyfriends who were breast-fanatics but otherwise, she doesn’t. “I dress to cover them up,” Shyla said. “If I don’t, I get way too much attention. I’m a jeans and T-shirts girl. Of course, it doesn’t matter what I wear. Guys who like big breasts can still tell I’ve got them. I could wear the same thing that a girl with smaller breasts is wearing and on me, it’s gonna look like I’m showing off my breasts. I’ve gotten into trouble for that. Women always think that girls with big breasts are showing them off when the truth is we can’t help it.” (That’s a good topic for a future blog or a Jerry Springer show: “Big-boobed girls who dress for their boyfriends but otherwise wouldn’t.”)

Then on Sunday, March 28, Tatiana Blair comes to SCORELAND in a pictorial and video called “Wrap Your Rod Around My 36G-Cups!” I’ve been waiting for this one since her original Blog item. RL had commented at the time that, “She kind of looks like a stacked Valerie Bertinelli and she can also identify with the average SCORE reader.” I agreed if he meant the Valerie from One Day At A Time. She has an awesome pair, a pretty face and she’s very sexy. Like several other recent models, Tatiana was encouraged to send in her photos to the studio by a boyfriend who’s a SCORE reader.

Trust us, don't miss Tatiana's SCORELAND video.

Trust us, don't miss Tatiana's SCORELAND video.

On a side-topic, I gotta thank those guys who encourage their ladies to send in their pics. Without these heroes behind the scenes, I think a lot of girls like Mandy Pearl or Kaytee Carter wouldn’t even know we existed. Tatiana had never modeled before, alone or with a guy, so I was very impressed at how comfortable she is on camera her first time. She was very nervous that day but she really got into the flow. The old saying that March goes in like a lion and out like a lamb doesn’t apply to SCORELAND this weekend. It’s going out with a double bang. On behalf of Mr. Happy Pants, thank you, Shyla and Tatiana.

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Rating: 4.4/5