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“Calling Nurse Sha Rizel!”
“There are a few thousand patients waiting for your attention.”
That’s what a hospital’s public address system would be blaring if Sha Rizel were actually a real nurse.
So maybe Sha is better off being a now-famous SCORE model and TV celebrity than toiling in hooter hospital.
But patients and aspiring patients can dream.
Starts tomorrow at SCORELAND.
Where does it hurt?
Renee Ross is built for some serious T.L.C.!
We have spoken to you guys about nurses before. (Trust me.) You can type NURSE in the search bar over there —> and you will see how many different nurse blogs we have written.
But this blog is about my favorite nurse…Renee Ross.
Renee is a special nurse for a few reasons.
The first is that she looks hot in a nurse’s uniform, and really, that should be, like, a requirement at nursing school.
The second is that she is really a nurse in real life, so she might actually take care of you in a hospital some day and her tits might actually be THISFUCKINGCLOSE to your face.
The last is that the nurse fantasy is what I like to call an oldie but goodie and in this layout of Renee from the Holiday 2011 issue of V-mag, she plays a “school” nurse.
Yes, the school nurse…the woman who was responsible for bandaging your ouchies and taking your temperature. (Although I am sure that the sight of Renee in this outfit could give anyone a fever.)
This shot got me to thinking about how many of you have nurse fantasies and then I wondered, “Have any of us actually fulfilled this fantasy?”
Well…have you?
I know that while I have harbored a few crushes on some of my doctors, I have never actually fucked one in the exam room of his private practice.
Nor have I ever had sex with a nurse in a supply closet of some hospital, either.
But I am thinking maybe someone out there has? And just that thought, that somewhere out there people are fucking nurses in closets and cumming all over their uniforms…well, that thought gives me hope.
So while I have yet to go the route of nurse fucking, if you have, I would like to hear about it…
because smut makes me happy. 🙂 It makes everything all better.
Chime in!
xoxo,
Maria
Slugworth mentioned in yesterday’s Blog about jacking in an MRI machine that if Cherry Brady or Renee Ross were there in nurses’ uniforms, he would make an effort.
Agreed, although we’d all rather be jacked than jack in that situation.
Nurses may be angels of mercy, but then there are some bad nurses out there, too. Really bad.
Not bad as in badly trained. Bad as in bad.
Presented to the court as evidence is this quartet of now-legendary bad nurses, responsible for more health crises than for alleviating them.
In their defense, this group is good at reducing the swelling…after they cause it.
Denise Derringer as the bad-ass nurse from Busty Dildo Lovers #5.
Cindy Cupps from the November ’07 SCORE. What does a nurse need a riding crop for?
Sarah Sunshine from Tits & Tugs #6, one of the hottest nurse scenes I’ve ever seen because of Sarah’s dirty talking.
Kianna Dior from BigBoobsPOV.com extracting semen samples in a non-prescribed technique.
A couple of years ago, a SCORELAND poll asked who your favorite fantasy girls are. A healthy 33% voted for the sexy nurse. But 47% voted for the sexy teacher. My own vote goes to the sexy nurse. In how many professions is there actual touching?
Denise Derringer: How bad is bad?
Cindy Cupps: good for what ails you
Sarah Sunshine: nasty-talking nurse
Kianna Dior: sperm sample extractor