So you want to be a SCORE photographer?
How many of you at your jobs stop working and wonder, “I’d rather be working as a SCORE photographer?”
Let me explain. It’s not all high-life, jet-setting and attending black-tie parties.
The life of a SCORE magazine photographer is a hard life. He must spend all day in the company of sexy, hot girls with big tits who are completely naked almost all of the time. There is no getting out of this. He must photograph them with hardly a minute for coffee or lunch for himself since he often has to do technical work during the models’ breaks.
He often must ask these special girls the most intimate of personal questions on-camera for interview purposes, questions of a sexual nature he would be too shy to ask his own spouse, girlfriend or mistress or all three. Questions that would get coffee dumped on his lap if he asked the waitresses at his local diner. His face is regularly within inches of their pussies, wet from the excitement of exposing themselves to this strange man they have never met before. Their tawny nipples are usually dangling before him…not to mention their rounded ass cheeks.
These neglected men have a new pussy and a new pair of tits a foot away from their faces every day. Can you imagine telling girls you never met before, and may never see again, to spread their pussies and suck on their nipples, and the girls do it? And some girls will ask him if they’re doing it right, their eyes glowing with reverence and love. The photographers wake up in the morning and that’s what they have to look forward to.
Yes, it’s a difficult, demanding job, often unappreciated by the public-at-large. How these men have the strength and the stamina to drag themselves to work every morning is a testament to their job dedication and their fortitude. I salute them.
If you still want to try for this impossible job after reading this, enroll in a photography course and learn the technical basics first. Taking photos with your fancy-schmansy smartphone doesn’t count. There may be local photo clubs that hire models so amateur photographers can practice. This will cut down the cost of hiring your own model. Taking photos of a girl from outside her bathroom window doesn’t count, either.
In the words of one of our now-retired photographers: “I’ve always found that a professional attitude works the best. If you go in like a slobbering pervert, drooling over a naked woman, the girl is going to run like the wind.” Personally, I think some drooling is acceptable.
The guys on the front lines, dedicated to their craft. Longtime SCORE Man Jose photographs Alexya and Sha for On Location North Coast.
