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Big Boobs In Bathing Suits: Itty-bitty bikinis vs one-pieces!

January 30, 2012 by Maria 9 Comments

Elaina's bathing suit is made out of dental floss and eye patches.

Bunny De La Cruz is wearing a more demure one-piece.

I love getting mail from fans and readers. First, because it’s fun to get feedback and connect with the guys that I slave over all these big tits for. (Just kidding! I love all this big-boob business!) Second, because you guy always have such interesting points and commentary.

Like D.C., a gent from White Plains, New York, who wrote in and made an interesting point. He said that he preferred full, one-piece bathing suits over bikinis.

I know…at first I was like, GTFO! Who would choose full over dental floss? NO ONE! But then I read his reasoning and I totally saw the light.

But don’t take my word for it. Allow me to demonstrate through the magic of cut and paste.

“Bikinis: it’s a great concept, bodacious V-girls in revealing bathing suits. My only issue is this: since we know the suit is going to come off, I don’t see the point in starting your picture spreads with a gal wearing a bikini that’s not much larger than a couple postage stamps. Dare I say, there’d be nothing wrong with even showing some of your models in tight-fitting one piece bathing suits, or at least a two-piecer that fits, since that’s what we know women with the mind boggling bodies your models have would actually be wearing if we were to see them on a beach. Watching, say, an Elaina Gregory peel herself out of the kind of bathing suit we might actually see her parading around in on Jones Beach would pretty much be a heart-stopping experience.”

What D.C. is alluding to here is the porn factor vs. the real- world factor. In porn, women look all sorts of fucktastic and hot, and hey, that’s absolutely amazing. Of course, I want to fantasize that these busty models walk around in nurse and cop uniforms all day with dildos just within arm’s reach. Of course I do. But a model with any other outfit on would be just as hot, especially if I saw her out in public wearing her normal clothes. Because everyday clothes would make her more…realistically fuckable? Like I could totally bag her. The porn star? I might not be able to fuck her, but I can double click my own mouse to her. The real world, busty hottie…well, a few margaritas and we could be playing, “Guess what hole I am in?” in no time.

I get it. I get it, D.C.

You dig the bikini made of eye patches, but you want to see a curvy woman looking like a real woman.

I get it.

But if you ask me, the best kind of suit a woman can wear on the beach is her birthday suit.

I AM JUST SAYING!

But opinions are like nipples…everybody is entitled to a couple.

So, I salute your firm convictions, D.C.

Cheers.

xoxo,
Maria

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Women manhandling their titties! Yes, Womanhandling!

January 29, 2012 by Maria 12 Comments

Leanne is womanhandling her tits with her fists...and I like it.

Eva Notty looks good with her tatas in that hold.

Lana Ivans...get a grip.

I love when I see a shot of a busty chick gripping her tits. Or kneading them. Or squeezing them. Or pulling them. Or smooshing them. Or palming them like one would a basketball.

I just like it when busty chicks touch their tits, I guess.

But I like it when they do it with a little bit of gusto like they really mean it. Maybe you would call it manhandling the tits. I call it womanhandling them. Because women…we know how to handle our tits. Sometimes when a guy handles your tits, or rather, manhandles them…it’s too much. Manhandling of the titties can go from OH YEAH! to OUCH! in an instant, my friends. So, when a woman handles her tits, she knows just how to touch them to make them feel good, even if it’s a little rough.

Bea Flora grabs her tits open-handed.

You've heard of tongue-twisters. Miosotis does the titty-twister.

That’s why I love those shots.

I see a chick handling her tits in a pictorial and my mind instantly equates what she is doing with what she looks like when she is having sex.

I see those tits smooshed and pulled and kneaded and I think, “Oh, when she is on top, riding a stiff dick, she probably touches her tits like that. She probably rides hard and grabs her own tits and grips them like that, ” and that thought makes me happy in my happy places.

Yes…I automatically think of women riding dicks when I see them womanhandling their tatas. I know, that’s impressive. It’s a gift, really. lol

My favorite is when they pull them out roughly, like Lana is doing to the right. Closely followed by what Eva is doing, which seems like she is offering them up for some suckling.

What say you, gentlemen: Do you like to see tits womanhandled? Or do you prefer to manhandle them yourselves? If so, how do you like to grab tittes? What’s your tit-nique?

xoxo,
Maria

 

 

 

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New! The Breast of XLGirls on DVD

January 26, 2012 by Elliot James 2 Comments

 

NEW at eBoobStore.com.

The Breast of XL Girls is an informative, educational and socially important learning guide for both boob hounds as well as for curvy women worldwide who want to improve their sex lives. It’s the most-authoritative DVD yet on the intimate and little-known subject of large ladies engaged in the unbridled joys of carnal knowledge. See what goes on behind the closed doors and shaded windows of the XL Girl.

Written by noted sex researchers at The SCORE Group and starring 26 of the most-popular models from XL Girls magazine, The Breast of XL Girls is an indispensable addition to DVD shelves in every home and every university library.

We have spared no expense to bring you the finest, horniest, sexiest, bustiest, assiest dolls enjoying the most-energetic and boob-shaking poundings and creamings by rigid cocksmen in a new EIGHT-HOUR, 2-disc set. That’s 478 minutes of fucking. I’m exhausted just thinking about it.

Look at this line-up!

Analee Sands
Arianna Sinn
Bailey Santanna
Bunny De La Cruz
Charlie Cooper
Dallas Dixon
Daniella Grey
Dawn Davenport
Gia Johnson
Glory Foxxx
Jade Parker
Julia Juggs
Kristina Milan
Lady Snow
Lisa Canon
Maria Moore
Melonie Max
Monique L’Amour
Nikki Cars
Peaches LaRue
Porsche Dali
Samantha 38DD
Sapphire
Simone Staxxx
Twilight Starr
Vivian Alise

Watch the three-minute trailer at eBoobStore and see these curvacious cuties go to town. Your pocket pal will thank you.

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Those were the days…but there’s nothing wrong with these days, either

January 21, 2012 by Dave 22 Comments

Natalie is somewhat like the sexy, voluptuous Euro chicks I'd often see at the Harmony in New York City (but Natalie has much bigger tits).

The poll currently running in the members area of SCORELAND asks, “How important is adult entertainment to you?” The choices and results so far:

Important. I would miss it if I couldn’t get it: 37%

Extremely important. I must have it: 27%

Fairly important–in moderation. I could go weeks without it: 18%

Not important. I could live completely without it: 4%

Interesting results, and not surprising. My answer is somewhere between “Important” and “Vital To Life.” But here’s what I really want to know: What’s your idea of adult entertainment?

Back in the late 1980s, when New York’s Times Square was a haven for smut (and I mean that in the best way), a few enjoyable hours within a six- or seven-block radius might be spent as followed:

1. Get off the subway. Head on down to the Harmony Burlesque for some dollar-a-minute lap dance excitement. Maybe watch the stage show for a while. Get a lap dance, complete with tits in your face and (at the time) hairy pussy in your hand at one of the sleaziest lap-dance joints there ever was.

2. Head back downstairs (the Harmony was on the second floor of a building just off Broadway, and you had to walk up a long set of steps to get to it). Walk over to Show World on the corner of 8th Avenue and 42nd Street, right across from the Port Authority bus terminal. Catch a live sex show in one of the booths. Maybe go upstairs to the Triple Treat Theater and watch porn stars fucking on-stage (I will never forget the time three girls were doing a lezzie show, complete with dildos and anal beads. Two of the girls stuffed the other girl’s asshole with the beads, then auctioned off the right to pull them out. I think the winning bid was $10). And does anybody remember what was in the basement level of Show World?

3. Back outside. Grab a pretzel. Re-fill the wallet at the ATM machine. Check out the latest releases at the video store just off 42nd and Eighth. Walk up the street a bit to the live peep-show emporium where, downstairs, on stages surrounded by booths like carousels, the girls let you play with their tits and finger their pussies.

4. Now, sadly, it’s time to go back home. You’re out of money. But by the time you get home, you’re horny all over again, so you whip out a copy of a big-boob magazine or pop a VHS into your VCR and jack to Suzy Nero, Chessie Moore, Kay Parker or some other big-tit star.

And that’s a helluva day. It’s a day you couldn’t have today. Few things have changed as much as adult entertainment. Now, SCORELAND can be a one-stop destination for all your adult entertainment needs. No need to leave your home and hop on the train. No need to re-fill your wallet at the ATM. No need to even get dressed. I like that. I like that a lot.

But you know what? Sometimes, I wish I could have one more lap dance at the Harmony or one more live sex show at Show World. But if somebody told me I had to give up SCORELAND to get it, I’d tell them, “Thanks, but no thanks.”

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Hitomi reminds us to shower daily

January 17, 2012 by Maria 17 Comments

Hitomi and soap...what all wet dreams are made of.

Today, Dave and I were chatting and he asked me if I would blog. I said sure. And then I thought about what I should write about. I asked him what he thought we should discuss and he said, “Well, a shower set of Hitomi went up on SCORELAND yesterday. But maybe we should talk about something else. They have heard a lot about Hitomi already.”

I know…THE BLASPHEMY.

Too much Hitomi? Does that even exist? How can that be? Who wouldn’t want to see more of this stunning, stacked Asian sensation?

So, after concluding that Dave probably has a fever and is delirious, I decided to write about Hitomi in the shower, because come on…it’s Hitomi, IN THE SHOWER.

Hence, gentlemen, I now bring you the boob news straight from SCORELAND.

Yesterday, a set of Hitomi in the shower went up on SCORELAND, and it was nothing less than glorious. There was Hitomi, a tiny bikini, wetness, suds, nudity and tits. All of these things are recipes for a good time, dontcha think?

I think so.

But don’t take my word for it.

Allow this photo of Hitomi covered in soapsuds to remind you to do two things:

1) Shower

2) Shower with slippery, busty Asian friends.

Head on over to SCORELAND and check out the full set and then pray that Dave makes a speedy recovery from his brain fever.

xoxo

Maria

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Could you jack in a MRI machine with people watching?

January 10, 2012 by Dave 4 Comments
Daphne Rosen gets ready to do research into Maggie Green's ability to achieve orgasm. See the DVD "Boob Science" for test results.

Daphne Rosen gets ready to do research into Maggie Green's ability to achieve orgasm. See the DVD "Boob Science" for test results.

Usually, I don’t go to The Huffington Post for news, but this was one story I couldn’t ignore. The headline: “Climax In An MRI Machine? Been There, Done That.”

I haven’t (although I admit to having had a hard-on in an MRI machine once). Apparently, the author of this story, Kayt Sukel, fingered herself to an orgasm in an MRI machine–while scientists watched–for scientific research. Wrote Ms. Sukel prior to the experiment, “No, I am not sure I’ll actually be able to do it. But, as instructed, I have been practicing at home and will give it my best shot.”

Well, she did manage to do it, and since you can’t have metal objects in an MRI, she couldn’t use a vibrator or anything else with metal or batteries. She got herself off with her own fingers. Actually, I’m wondering why they didn’t use men for this study since we don’t need toys to get off (although I kinda doubt they would have let me into the MRI with a copy of SCORE).

Okay, I just realized why they didn’t use men: Pussy juice is a lot easier to clean up than white, sticky, male cum. Glazing the inside of an MRI machine…that wouldn’t be pretty.

Another reason: They were measuring brain waves during female orgasm.

We already know how the male brain functions during orgasm.

It doesn’t.

So, once again, I ask the question: Could you jack in a MRI machine with people watching?

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And now, for the first time together anywhere, Daylene Rio and Sara Jay!

January 6, 2012 by Dave 11 Comments

Got the post-holiday blues? Then I’ve got just the cure.

Sara Jay and Daylene Rio, together for the first time ever, sharing a cock, gobbling it down, eating dick and sucking balls, fucking, eating each others’ cunt sauce off the dick, then getting facialed and enjoying a little snowballing action.

When you put two nasty, big-titted fuck sluts like Daylene and Sara together, you know the action is going to be scorching. And it is.

Sara Jay’s visit to the SCORE Studio is her first since 2008. She looks great, and that ass…it’s one of the best ever.

Daylene, back in our studio for the first time since last winter, looks truly spectacular. She has slimmed down but hasn’t lost an ounce of boob meat. She might even be bustier than ever.

Anyway, enough of my talk. Enjoy this Blog video of Sara and Daylene, then get over to SCORELAND and watch the scene. It’ll cure you of the post-holiday blue balls.

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Another reader’s girlfriend, another big-titted natural you’ll love. And the tits just keep on coming!

January 4, 2012 by Dave 8 Comments
Lola. She made the dress herself. The breasts are naturals.

Lola. She made the dress herself. The breasts are naturals.

So the other day, I’m browsing through the editors’ photo archive, which is basically where we keep the photo sets and videos that are available for publication–our inventory is what it is–when I come across a girl I haven’t seen but is very impressive. So I call Elliot over and say, “Elliot, who is this girl?”

He tells me. Her name is Lola. She’s not a showgirl. She’s a drama student at a university in Prague, Czech Republic. Her boyfriend is a V-mag reader.

I ask Elliot if Lola has been published in a magazine. He tells me that she was in the Holiday 2011 Voluptuous. I check it out. The headline on the pictorial is “Heavenly Hooters.” I agree.

Lola’s photos were posted yesterday and her matching video goes live today at SCORELAND, and when you see her, you’ll understand why I was smitten, why I grabbed a copy of the Holiday ’11 V-Mag and brought it home. Why I couldn’t wait to see this video.

Lola is a brunette with big, natural, hanging tits and long, shapely legs. She has a look on her face like, “I want to fuck you, and I know how to fuck you.” I love the way this girl’s tits hang. Late in the set, she pulls out a big dildo and fucks her pussy with it. We get views from underneath and get to see her the way she’s look if she was standing over you, boobs hanging, pussy filled.

Lola is 26 years old and from the Czech Republic. If she doesn’t go on to become a porn star, I’d be shocked. She just has that look. The look I love. It’s not the look of love. It’s better than that.

And that boyfriend of hers? She’ll have him hitting the road in no time at all.

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Happy New Year with Hitomi

December 31, 2011 by Maria 6 Comments
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Hitomi wants to invite you to the pants party...

Here it is, the end of the year. A year that saw newcomers like Leanne Crow, Terri Jane, Maserati and this lovely lady, Hitomi.

(The set that this amazing shot came from is debuting RIGHT NOW on SCORELAND. And there’s video, too.

Yum. Who wouldn’t want Hitomi to stroke them at midnight. Um, I meant to be there at the stroke of midnight…)

Some people are calling 2011 one of the greatest years for big-boobed debuts and I happen to agree with them.

There were more new and exciting models to meet (And beat your meat to.) this year than any other year.

Not that I am saying all the other newcomers of every other year weren’t exciting…I am just saying that this year, there

were so many newbie boobies that it was almost like Christmas all year round.

And since everyone likes to reflect back on the good times of the year, I would like to say that this year also brought us Angela White, finally fucking.

It also brought us the On Location Puerto Vallarta extravaganza.

It was the year of the big Diane Poppos comeback…and her even bigger tits came back, too.

A year that brought us slim ‘n’ stacked sensation Venera.

And Dolly Delight.

And curvaceous babe Gya Roberts.

We had a hell of a year, huh?

And since everyone likes to make grand resolutions around this time of year, here is one of ours:

Next year is going to be even better.

There will be glorious tits and sexy women.

Or rather, glorious women with great, big tits.

And there will be hot and raunchy XXX that is going to bring a certain tingle to your rod.

There will be epic on location shoots and stunning vistas.

And did we mention that there would be tits? Lots and lots of Huge Tits?!

There will be.

So from all of us here at SCORELAND HQ, cheers and Happy New Year.

We will see you in 2012…and let me tell you, the future looks bright.

xoxo,

Maria

Sarenna Lee beautiful breasts are a great reason to celebrate.

SaRenna Lee's beautiful breasts are a great reason to celebrate.

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