Tag Archive: big tits

Summer Sinn & Morgan Leigh are stretchin’ those sweaters!

November 29, 2009 by Elliot James 6 Comments

The power of big tits! Seeing big tits in tight tops switches the male brain to various modes. There’s “Stupid.” There’s the higher level “Idiot.” And then next is “Moron.” This is a scientific fact. I know from years of personal experience.

See how tight tops react under severe pressure!

See how tight tops react under severe pressure!

Now on SCORELAND, Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh spend quality time in the SCORE Studio trying on sweaters and tight tops. Eventually Summer tells Morgan that she’s gotten too horny from trying on all the tops and the feel of the fabric rubbing against her nipples. She asks Morgan to help her find a dude who’ll bang her brains out.

You don’t want to miss this hot video in SCORE Theater. Trust me. Because I’m stupid.

Don't miss the mouthwatering combo of tight tops and breast-sex!

Don't miss the mouthwatering combo of tight tops and breast-sex!

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Kissin’ cousins

November 29, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Michelle Bond. Relatives in America?

Michelle Bond. Relatives in America?

Isis Haze. Michelle Bond's cousin?

Isis Haze. Michelle Bond's cousin?

I’ve noticed a couple of uncanny resemblances with several SCORELAND Girls, not in breast size or shape but facially. The first two are Michelle Bond, a girl-next-door from Wirral, England who’s modeled many times since 2002, and Isis Haze, a new hottie from Madison, Wisconsin who was discovered by SCORE reader Rick Rueping. The girls could be sisters. And then there’s Europe DiChan, a longtime SCORE model who sailed on four Boob Cruises, and Michelle Honey (July ’09 SCORE), a new model from Las Vegas. Europe, of course, has much bigger, heavier tits than Michelle , but I’m just focused on faces right now …for the first time in a LONG time. There are a few more kissin’ cousins in the vastness of SCORELAND, and I aim to find them!

Europe DiChan in 1997

Europe DiChan in 1997

Michelle Honey July 2009

Michelle Honey July 2009

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This week in SCORELAND birthday suits

November 24, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

SCORELAND wishes this week’s birthday girls a fun day, hopefully in their birthday suits. May they get exactly what they want for their birthdays and have no problems exchanging their gifts for what they really want!

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Voyeurism: Sometimes it happens.

November 23, 2009 by Maria 14 Comments
Seeing boobs on the sneak happens. A lot.

Seeing boobs on the sneak happens. A lot.

Good day, boob lovers!
I have a quick, little story about what I like to call, Seeing Boobs on the Sneak. (Maybe some of you call it being a peeping Tom. Or, if we need to be fancy, Voyeurism. I call it Seeing Boobs on the Sneak because it just feels right.)
But on with the story…

My neighbor, Cougarella, looks like Amber Lynn.

My neighbor, Cougarella, looks like Amber Lynn.

So there is this lady who lives next door to me…let’s call her Cougarella. She is in her 40s and in decent shape. She has these huge bazoombas. She’s augmented. She has an Amber Lynn Bach-type of body. She isn’t too hard too look at, that’s for sure. I bump into her in the mornings when I am getting my paper or when I am on my way out the door to come to SCORE. She is always outside on the front lawn watering her flowers and she is ALWAYS wearing something SCANDALOUS. I’m talking about teeny-tiny shirts and shorts or little, cotton dresses that show off the goods like a display case. It’s kind of Mrs. Robinson-ish, if you ask me. She flirts with everyone and everything in the neighborhood, and we all sorta flirt back. Dave would probably call her a Divorcee On The Prowl in 40Something magazine, for sure. She is, for the most part, the neighborhood MILF and probably the most-discussed lady on the block. The women hate her. (Not me, since I am neither married, nor have children, so she poses no threat to my existence.) The men LOVE her. And the teenagers find excuses to congregate near the end of her driveway to sneak a peek at her, um, peaks. lol

So, the other day I was BBQing in my backyard. I want to put that out there right away…I WAS IN MY BACKYARD, and I happened to be staring at my fence while I flipped some steaks. That’s when I saw her. Cougarella. Right through the slats in the fence posts. Naked as the day she was born. In a gardener’s hat, gloves and those hideous Croc shoes that should be banned. But the rest of her was naked. NAKED! I kinda went, WTF?! But I couldn’t look away. WHO COULD LOOK AWAY? She was humming and trimming some shrubbery and every time she moved, her tits would sway. It was a sight to behold.

I accidentally caught Cougarella getting dressed the other day, too.

I accidentally caught Cougarella getting dressed the other day, too.

Unlike my usual stare-like-a-pervert antics, I managed to tear my eyes away from Cougarella’s display and remind myself to plant trees, tall ones, along my fence. But her display didn’t end there. You see, my bathroom window faces her house, and a few days later when I was in the shower, as I lathered up my hair, I happened to look out the window, and lo and behold! There she was again! This time, she was in her bedroom and her windows were wide open and she was changing. She didn’t have a bra on. She was trying on tops. And her tits were in my line of vision again! Hard nipples. In my eyeballs! So, yeah, I stared a little. How could I not? I mean, that same window she was standing in is visible from the street, too. Surely, I was not the only one checking out this naked woman…was I?

So, I made it my mission to start asking around about Cougarella’s nudity. First person was my neighbor across the street, a retired police officer. We will call him Officer Krupke. When I asked, Officer Krupke laughed and told me that she would put on the topless window show every day at 3 p.m. without fail. “Weekends, too!” he said, smiling. “I always mow my lawn at 3 p.m. on Saturdays so I can get a good look. She’s a looker, that one.” A wise man, that Officer Krupke.

Do your neighbors get naked with the windows and blinds open?

Do your neighbors get naked with the windows and blinds open?

Then I asked my other next-door neighbor, Mrs. Rodriguez, a housewife and a general Cougarella-hater. Her report confirmed that Cougarella had been putting on the tit-show for over a year now. Except when she told me, it wasn’t as happy-go-lucky as Officer Krupke’s report. “That fucking slut! I want to claw her fucking eyes out. I’ve caught my husband looking at her. She has no shame! You should say something to her about that. She is your neighbor, you know.”

Her request that I say something got me thinking. Should I say something? I mean, she was naked and I could see her. Shouldn’t I give her the heads up? But then I started thinking…what if Cougarella wanted us to look? What if this MILF got her kicks being an exhibitionist? Who was I to ruin her good time and, apparently, the good time of all the penis’ed folk in my neighborhood?

I mean, voyeurism…sometimes it happens, right?

Which brings us to the point of this blog. What would Scorelanders do? Would you say something? Would you continue to peep? There is a part of me that feels pervy for looking, but then there is a part of me that enjoys her blatant nudity.

(And there’s a part of me that wants to ask her to pose for SCORE, too. lol)

Chime in, big-tit lovers. I love when you voice your opinions.

xxxooo,

Maria

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Bailey Santanna fucks, now at SCORELAND!

November 21, 2009 by Elliot James 11 Comments
Only at SCORELAND!

Only at SCORELAND!

"Special Rental Rates For Big Boobed Hotties"

"Special Rental Rates For Big Boobed Hotties"

This is a bad time. Foreclosures. Evictions. Adjustable-rate mortages are re-setting. House prices are crashing. 10% unemployment. Credit crunches. What’s a big-busted, Rubenesque-assed girl to do when she can’t come up with the rent money for a scuzzy sleazeball of a landlord? September ’09 Voluptuous cover girl Bailey Santanna, the world’s greatest girlfriend (she said so herself), uses her assets to avoid eviction from her apartment. See the video and pictorial at SCORELAND today!

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Alia knows Jack!

October 18, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

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Last weekend, Kiko Lee provided the hooter and hand relief to a restless weiner. This weekend, it’s a SCORELAND happy ending with Alia Janine! Alia talks to our intrepid SCORE reporter, demonstrates her considerable boob skills and shows off her tasty exotic dancing talents before we wheel in the stunt-man for a super-sexy tits and tugs. Thanks, Alia!

You’ve gotta see this!

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Daylene Rio’s a handy girl to have around

August 29, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Tomorrow, Sunday, SCORELAND has Daylene Rio from California taking matters into her own hands. If you don’t know who Daylene is, you’re missing out because she’s one of the hottest babes of the last two years. She’s an exotic dancer and only fairly recently went from nude modeling to full-on XXX nutbusting. Tanned, brunettte, Latina, very sexy body, pretty face, wears hot clothes all the time. A real head-turner.

In the video (and matching photos), Daylene shows off her big tits, then strokes and tit-fucks a dick to a happy ending all over her chest and hands. She and her tits inspire a mess. And while she’s doing that, she’s talking about how she likes cock between her boobs and in her hands and making eye-contact. She gives great jack chat. (The camerawork is point-of-view, my favorite style of skinamatography.) I loved it.

I feel like sending Daylene a fan letter myself after seeing it. Watch Daylene as she spends the day at the SCORE Studio. She’s a hottie! What a great neighbor she’d make.

Yes, very handy to have at home.

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Big tits: A place to hold all your stuff.

August 14, 2009 by Maria 3 Comments
How many things do you think that you could stuff into Ashley's cleavage, eh?

How many things do you think you could stuff into Ashley's cleavage, eh?

Today I went to the boxing gym (Yes, I box. Not that Taebo bullshit, either. Real boxing.) and I met up with one of my sparring partners, Christina. She and I are great sparring partners because we both have big boobs. It’s kind of hard to box with big tits (they kinda get in the way), and I have to compensate when I block and throw punches and so does she, so it’s like we’re made for one another in the ring.

Well, when I met Christina at the gym today, she was already in her workout gear (sports bra, shorts and sneakers) and I asked to borrow her spare gloves. She told me they were in her car and then proceeded to put her entire hand into her bra and fish around in there until she pulled it out and produced her car keys. I am not talking about one key, either. I am talking about a key ring with about five keys on it. Then she said, “Can you do me a favor and put my phone in my car when you go?” and she reached back into her tits and pulled out her cell, too. Yeah…she had all that stuff tucked away in her tatas.

(I can’t lie…I tuck lots of stuff away in my cleavage, too.)

I just find it funny that chicks with big tits are like kangaroos, always tucking stuff away in their sweater-puppy pouches. I asked a few guys around the office if they’d ever seen a chick fishing around in her tits for something and they all said yes. In fact, one guy even said, “My ex-girlfriend once snuck an entire bottle of whiskey AND a camera into a concert in her tits.” Wow! I don’t care who you are, you all have to admit THAT is impressive.

I love the idea of the tit pocket so much that I once had Christy Marks head to South Beach, stuff her bra full of random items and stop strangers and ask them, “Guess what’s in my tits?” (Tits and games: The best entertainment.) lol

So, I guess what I am getting at is that tits are not only great headrests, cock holders, things to suck on and something to hold on to on the coldest of nights but also a great place to hold all of your stuff, too.

Three cheers for tits! Their diversity is excellent!

-Maria

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“More To Love.” More what?

August 4, 2009 by Dave 5 Comments

FOX rolled out its new reality dating show. It’s called More To Love, and it’s about a guy who tries to find love with 20 plus-sized girls. So I tune in, figuring, “Big girls, big tits,” right?

Wrong.

In what might go down as the worst casting in the history of reality TV, the producers managed to find 20 big girls of which only one has big tits. And you’d better believe she was touting her advantage in a tight, low-cut dress, puppies bouncing all over the place. But the rest? Yipes!

At one point, some chick was going on and on about how she’d never had a date, and I’m screaming at the TV, “Honey, you weigh 300 pounds and only two of it’s tit!” I mean, take your pick: big tits, big ass, or pretty face. A girl’s gotta give your mind something to negotiate with your cock.

COCK: She’s a big girl.

MIND: But she’s very nice.

COCK: She’s a big girl.

MIND: She’s very nice, and she has big tits.

COCK: Sold.

That’s how it works in real life.

Obviously, the people who cast More To Love didn’t know what they were doing. They should’ve come to us. Here are five big girls for starters. They have more to love in all the right places.

Samantha

Samantha

Maria Moore

Maria Moore

Gemma Field

Gemma Field

Laura Bailey

Laura Bailey

Sapphire

Sapphire

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The dumb blonde and big tits conspiracy

August 2, 2009 by Elliot James 1 Comment

cartoonboobsAfter fucking a blonde babe, a guy goes into the kitchen and pours a glass of milk. His cock is still hot, so he sticks it in the milk to cool it off. The blonde walks in on him, points and says, “Oh, I always wondered how guys refilled those.”

Typical dumb blonde joke. But under the surface, a powerful motivator.

Psychologists at Bremen University in Germany say that blondes really are dumber after they hear dumb blonde jokes and that blonde jokes make blondes do poorly in tests. They tested 80 students, 40 of them blonde. They presented the blonde students with a negative stereotype about dumb blondes before they took the test. The blondes that were told that blondes were dumb performed worse than the others. The scientists want to examine how these negative stereotypes affect people and devise ways to counteract effects of the dumb blonde stereotype.

So there is a scientific reason behind the dumb busty blonde stereotype.

We at SCORE are working to conteract this.

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