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Let’s recap the month of September at SCORELAND

September 13, 2012 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Okay, it’s only September 13th but I want to go over who’s new, hip, hot and happening at SCORELAND this month because a lot is going on.

On September 2, Kalila Kane arrived for the Big Show. Kalila is slim, exotic, stacked and slinky. She comes to us courtesy of a friend who is a SCORE fan. Kalila says “I just started training in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and I’m teaching myself to play the piano. I trap, have fixed and release feral cats in the D.C. area. I currently have a 1992 Kawasaki Ninja Ex250 motorcycle that I’m fixing up. I’m really into group sex and consensually forced sex at the moment, so most of my fantasies revolve around that. Having sex when it’s kind of wrong satisfies me.” Okay, I’d like to see her do a XXX video for us. She had me at altruistic stripper and Kawasaki Ninja 250.

On September 5, Jazmine debuted. A pretty, slim-n-stacked bikini beach bunny, Jazmine went straight from New Discovery to boy-girl in the space of two days. She’s got a rack and she’s on track. In this era of instant gratification, it’s interesting to observe that here’s someone who waited to do a XXX scene, even if it was for a day. I’m not quite sure why Jazmine waited so long but I’m sure the Boob Brotherhood was happy about it. Jazmine likes doggie-style, oral sex, her hair being pulled, being finger-fucked and spanked. “I try to have sex every day,” says Jazmine. If she’s gonna have sex every day, she might as well do it here, right? Why keep it a big secret?

On September 10, Rockell hit SCORELAND like an asteroid. In other words, a heavenly body. SCORE doesn’t get many models from Alabama. “I love being nude. If I could be a nudist and do it in Alabama, I would. But I turn heads wherever I go, topless or not.” I absolutely believe that and I think that being seen at SCORELAND is Rockell’s big break-out move. I also think the magazine readers who pay little or no attention to this thing called the Internets are going to go ga-ga-gazongas over Rockell. She has the kind of easy-going, relaxed, having-fun vibe I got from Kerry Marie, Jessica Turner, Lorna Morgan as well as from Valory, Terri Jane, and Kaytee Carter.

On September 12, Roxi Red exposed her shock and awe inspiring K-sized wonders for the first time. Dave, Maria and I felt like we were Tasered. Memories of the mammaries of Sammie Black, Jenny Hill, Mianna Thomas, Miosotis, Vanessa Del and Kristina Milan flooded my brain. Roxi is a rare one!  “In high school, I went from DD to H to K,” said Roxi. “I was always interested in becoming a model but I was always told that my boobs are too big. But I’m happy to be where I’m at now. This is the first time I’ve ever done any adult modeling.” The swine who dictate to the sheep of society what models should look like would not give Roxi her due but we are happy to place her on a pedestal. You can also get some really good boob angles when they loom over you.

And tomorrow, a new SCORE wife enters these Hallowed Halls of Hooters and she’s going for the big enchilada with special sauce. Barbie Kelley is the spouse of a reader who has collected and kept every single issue of SCORE and Voluptuous ever published. That’s 20 years. He could have kept his own SCORE wife to himself yet they chose to share her with the big-boob world and to enjoy seeing their own fantasies come to life. Now it’s official: Barbie has joined the League of Extraordinary Busty Housewives of SCORE.  “If I am going out, I usually wear a bra. Around the house, all bets are off and you’ll be lucky to find me in any clothing if I am home.” Lucky man!

I’d like to point out that we’re only through half the month. So stay tuned.

 

 

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Make it a SCOREtv DVD night

September 12, 2012 by Elliot James 2 Comments

SCOREtv Holiday Edition DVD is now in stores.

SCOREtv Holiday Edition has just been released to stores in North America as well as Europe. My concern is that a TV network suit will rent it or buy it, watch it and decide to hire Dave away as a late-night talk show host. I mean, the guy is all over these box covers. What’s next? His own show on NBC?

Along with the Boob Cruises and the On Location DVDs, the SCOREtv shows are great favorites of mine. I love the mix of tits, skits, chats and comedy.

SCOREtv is like MAD TV, Jimmy Kimmel, Conan, The Man Show and The Benny Hill Show all rolled into one but better because of the SCORE and V-mag Girls and their bare boobs.

Check out your neighborhood video store for SCOREtv Holiday Edition or get it at eBoobstore.com.

SCOREtv The First Season contains eight episodes.

 

SCOREtv Season 1 is also on DVD. This edition contains eight of the original episodes featuring an all-star group of hotties.

 

SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored The Movie amps and ramps up the volume with an all-hardcore XXX edition starring Angelina Castro, Stephanie Stalls, Kali West, Nadia Night and Kelly Christiansen.

Why not get all three? Once you start, you can’t stop.

SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored was filmed in Hump-Vision and SeXXX-o-rama.

 

 

 

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New tits! Roxi will have you seeing red!

September 11, 2012 by Maria 13 Comments

Okay, so note that this video is so fresh off the presses that I am out of breath!

But Roxi Red is here and her tits are fucking impressive!

I love being the one to bring you new tits, and these tits are K-cups.

Ks…as in KOLOSSAL.  (Come on. I know it’s spelled COLOSSAL. I’m just excited.)

Roxi is a newbie and she popped her modeling cherry with us. She is originally from St. Paul Minnesota and she is 5’9″ and has a pretty tiny waist. Then all of a sudden…BOOM! Her tits are in your line of sight and you are left speechless.

Right about now, I will give the disclaimer that you are not going to see her boobs in this video.

Even as I typed that, I could hear the hisses and boos from all of you.

Rejoice, boob brothers! You will see them on Sunday in my next blog video, in which I squirt her tits with water and she hula hoops for me (and tomorrow, when she debuts at SCORELAND).

See? I deny you tits now, but there are tits in your future, I promise.

For now, enjoy getting acquainted with Roxi and her K-cup KANNONS!

lol I said Kannons.

xoxoxo,

Maria

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Molly Howard takes two, and I take about a month to find out about it

September 10, 2012 by Dave 2 Comments

Molly Howard. Fuck!

Way back in March, I complained about Elliot and Maria not making me aware of the presence of Molly Howard. To which Elliot replied, “Uh…Dave, you got the email about Molly two months ago…” And Maria said, “Yeah, we told you about her. So, this FAIL! is all on you, Dave. I believe that Elliot and I win. The end.”

But, of course, I had the last word and said, “Clearly, Elliot and Maria are teaming up on me to cover their asses and because they feel guilty. That’s okay. I forgive them.”

Anyway, as Elliot pointed out, this is not about me and Maria and Elliot. This is about Molly, a blockbuster blonde with giant, natural tits and a big ass. Recently, Molly took on two of our biggest studs at XLGirls.com. They fucked her mouth, pussy and tits and soaked her rack with their loads. If this were TV, it would be must-see TV. Instead, it’s must-see XL Girls TV.

I know. I’m a little obsessed with Molly. But look at the picture of her I’ve provided for your viewing pleasure. I have good reason to be obsessed. And I’m not the only one.

Steveo said, “Molly Howard is THE sexiest woman on this site!! I cum over the thought of eating her chubby pussy and spraying my load across her sexy lips!! FUCK!!!”

Very elegantly put, Steveo.

Seth1968 added, “She sucks cock in the spitty, drooly lovely way and these scenes make my cock go to blaze in seconds. I am digging Molly’s foxiness and watching her get tagged by two dudes is hot shit! She is fucking sexy all the way!”

Wonderful! Poetry, indeed, Seth.

Of course, as usual, I am late to the game on this Molly video. It was posted on August 16. I discovered it yesterday. But that’s okay. Better late than never. Is it the greatest video in the history of XLGirls.com? If it isn’t, I want to see the one that’s better.

 

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He can’t believe his eyes, and neither could I. Meet Sashaa Juggs!

September 8, 2012 by Dave 4 Comments

Sashaa Juggs and a very lucky man.

When I first saw pictures of Sashaa Juggs, I said out loud, “Holy, shit!” Now, I’ve been at The SCORE Group for over 11 years, and it takes a lot for me to say, “Holy, shit!” (although I did say “Whoa!” the other day when I saw the rack on a girl who will make her SCORELAND debut next Wednesday). But Sashaa Juggs…this girl has everything you want in a great XL Girl: pretty face, big, fat tits, big, round ass, curves that go on forever…Sashaa Juggs is a “Holy, shit!” girl. She’s packing. Her rack is huge, her body is big, she’s blonde and she could be the girl-next-door. You can see her right now at XLGirls.com.

Sucking, fucking and taking a cock in her ass.

Holy, shit!

I’m not going to say anything else about Sashaa. I’m just going to enjoy this picture then head back over to XLGirls.com to watch her video. At one point in the video, she rests her huge rack on the guy’s leg and then goes down on his dick. I can’t tell you how much I enjoy seeing that.

Holy, shit!

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Today at XLGirls.com: Fresh, new tits, and she’s happy to show ’em!

September 6, 2012 by Dave 1 Comment

Nikki Smith is always happy, especially when she's showing off her boobs.

The girls who come to see us in our studio tend to be very happy with their tits. Nikki Smith, a newcomer from California, is very happy with her big, fat, natural tits.

“I’m very comfortable with the attention that my breasts bring,” said 23-year-old Nikki. “When I go out to a party, I always wear something low-cut and flaunt my assets, but, of course, there are times when I do try to be more modest.”

This is not one of those times.

This is a time for Nikki to flaunt her assets. Her H-cup assets. Her 45-34-41 body.

When I looked over the model info sheet Nikki filled out for us, a few things caught my eye.

One: “My favorite everyday date would be frozen yogurt, a great movie and an awesome fuck outside in the parking lot.” Now that’s my idea of a great date, but can we skip the yogurt and the movie?

Two: We asked, “At what age did you first start to develop?” She answered, “Summer between seventh and eighth grades.” It has definitely been my experience that the summer is when most boob growth spurts occur. I don’t know why this is. It just is. Wonderful things happen during the summer.

Three: “I grew up doing competitive cheerleading and dance.”

Which leads us to this little Blog video with Nikki. Check it out. I really enjoyed meeting her. Near the end, I zero in on her tits. I did it for you guys, but mostly, I did it for me. Then check out Nikki’s debut at XLGirls.com. She smiles a lot. She’s happy. She’ll make you happy, too.

 

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What makes a great blow job? Just ask Harmony Heart!

September 5, 2012 by Dave 6 Comments

Harmony Heart wants to suck your lollipop, and if it's a lot bigger and a lot thicker than this lollipop, don't worry. She can handle it.

We all have our opinions about what makes a great cock-sucker (although I think most men will agree that head-suckers–you know, girls who suck only the head of your cock and don’t delve below the mushroom cap–are the absolute worst). I think, though, that there are some things we can all agree on:

1. Lots of saliva is good.

2. The deeper she goes, the better. (This happens to be one of those cases in which a guy is better off having a small or smallish cock; if you’re long and thick, chances are the girl isn’t going to be able to go very deep. I betcha there are some super-hung guys out there who have never had a proper blow job).

3. Humming and other noises on the girl’s part are good. The reason they call a blow job a “hummer” is because the girl makes a humming noise while she’s doing it. Isn’t that the reason?

On other points, we might disagree. Some guys like a little teeth-scraping action. Some guys don’t want teeth anywhere near their tools. Some guys like the girl to use a lot of hand. Some guys want it to be all mouth. Some guys like getting a blow job while lying down. Some like it while standing up. Some like to face-fuck the girl. Some guys like when the girl tucks her lips. Others don’t.

But I think we all agree on: 1. Lots of saliva; 2. Go deep; 3. Humming.

Today, meet Jazmine. Tomorrow, man meats Jazmine.

I’m bringing this up because a girl who’s great at all of these things just had one of her scenes go up at SCORELAND2, and what makes her even more special is that she’s NOT a porn star. She’s just a regular girl who happens to do all the good BJ things. Her name is Harmony Heart, she has done exactly two hardcore scenes in her life, and in the one I’m referring to at SCORELAND2, she

practically deep-throats JMac, who’s long and thick. It’s definitely one of the best on-camera blow jobs I’ve ever seen. Why? Because not only does she do 1., 2., and 3., but she’s enthusiastic while doing them. She’s into it. This girl could’ve been a big-time porn star if she had wanted to be. She’s that good. We’re lucky that she did what she did for us.

Who are your favorite SCORE blow job girls? What are your criteria for a great blow job?

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Jazmine, a fresh, young newcomer from Florida by way of New York (like just about everyone else in Florida) makes her SCORELAND debut today. You won’t have to wait long to see whether she’s a good cock sucker. Exactly one day, in fact. Yep, Jazmine goes solo today, sucks and fucks tomorrow. Life is good.

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Bodacious birthdays!

September 4, 2012 by Elliot James 3 Comments
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Happy Labor Day! These girls are working hard to make you hard!

September 3, 2012 by Dave 1 Comment
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Shy? If Kalila is shy, then I’m the editor of Encylopedia Brittanica

September 2, 2012 by Dave 4 Comments

It’s not always easy to figure out a person. Take Kalila Kane, the DDD-cup newcomer who debuts today at SCORELAND. When I first met Kalila in the SCORE Studio, she was happily talking about her tits and being the fun-loving, young girl she is.

But then, within minutes, she was revealing to me how nervous she was about being photographed nude for the first time.

Then, when I did this Blog video, one of the first things she said to me was, “My tits are really good for tit-fucking. I do a lot of crazy stuff with them. It’s fun.”

And, yet, her nerves still hadn’t settled.

Then she told me that she’s shy.

Then I looked on her model info sheet and saw things like, “I want to be in a 20-guy gangbang” and “I don’t wear a bra when I sleep/swim/fuck” and “I might be addicted to masturbating” and “I’m really into group sex and consensually forced sex at the moment, so most of my fantasies revolve around that.”

But, then, in the part of the info sheet where we asked, “Were you the bustiest girl in school,” Kalila answered, “Yes. Also the shyest.”

Shy? Okay. But there’s a lot of spread tits and pussy and fingered pussy in the photo set that goes live today. So I’m kinda wondering, what’s Kalila’s idea of shy?

Enjoy this introduction to Kalila. Then check her out at SCORELAND.

 

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