Tag Archive: Bikinis

Jennica Lynn in paradise. Prepare yourself to watch those big boobs come out.

November 6, 2013 by Elliot James

Jennica Lynn is every inch a “Busty Island Beauty.”

Jennica looks right at home in this tropical Caribbean paradise as she plays in the sun and in the water. This is her first time in the Caribbean, and she’s having a ball.

See this photo set and two bikini videos of Jennica tomorrow at XLGirls.com. Her natural M-cups are just mind-blowing.

Yes, that bikini comes off.

Jennica Lynn: a bikini and a tropical cocktail. Paradise.

SCORELAND is “Stacked & Wet” with newcomer Patty Michova

August 12, 2013 by Elliot James

Patty Michova learned about SCORE from a friend. She wanted to join in so she connected. See Patty’s first photos and video in all of her bikini glory and beyond today at SCORELAND.

Patty’s sleek bod was made for skimpy swimsuits that barely have enough fabric for a handkerchief. No complaints here.

Bikinis rule. One-piece swimsuits don’t make the grade.

Thanks for thinking of SCORE, Patty.

Patty's body was made for dental floss bikinis.

Happy 4th of July from Melissa Manning and SCORELAND

July 4, 2013 by Elliot James

As soon as I saw the pictures from Melissa Manning’s photo set, I knew that they were going to be printed and mounted in countless barracks, garages, man-caves, gyms and other male citadels.

Who better to lead the 4th of July celebration at SCORE than Melissa? I’m sure the Army, Marines, Air Force, Coast Guard and National Guard won’t mind the Navy cap.

How Melissa’s bikini straps didn’t snap under the stress of her all-American breasts is a miracle of fabric engineering. See the 55 image set at SCORELAND.

Happy July 4th, America.

Melissa sets off the fireworks.

The other side of Kelly Christiansen

July 2, 2013 by Elliot James

Kelly believes in turning the other cheek.

And that other side is also an ass-tounding sight.

Coming or going, Kelly Christiansen will always have our full support when she brings up the rear.

“I’m definitely not shy anymore, and that’s a good thing,” Kelly says. Modeling at SCORE and winning Model of the Year (for 2011) has been a positive experience for her. Without a liberal husband, she wouldn’t have contacted SCOREModelsWanted.com in the first place. So he has our thanks, too.

Kelly’s monokini pictorial on June 29 is her best solo photo set so far, in my opinion.

“KC is a living, breathing wet dream yet somehow seems accessible and approachable. That’s some juggling act for a woman of her beauty,” K.S. wrote in “Scorecard.” “I’m sure her husband doesn’t need reminding that he’s one of the luckiest men alive.”

Amen to that.

 

Monokini marvels of SCORE

June 29, 2013 by Elliot James

Kelly's in a monokini mood today.

What is breast in life?

The simple things.

Less is more. Especially when it comes to swimsuits.

Today, the great Kelly Christiansen models a black monokini before tossing it off to oil down. This suit could also function as a sling-shot.

This photo shoot has some of my favorite ingredients: a gorgeous, statuesque SCORE Girl in an extreme swimsuit and heels. A simple, seamless paper background so I can zero in on her. Oil. Lots of full-body shots.

One of these days, I want to ask Kelly if she would wear a suit like this at the beach or a pool.

Since Kelly started modeling at SCORE, she says she dresses a little more revealing in public.

I don’t remember ever seeing anyone built like Kelly wearing a suit like this at any beaches or hotel pools. If I did, I’d have handed her a BeASCOREModel business card.

Here are several other great moments in SCORE monokini history.

Vanessa Montagne: October '03 SCORE.

Karla James: August '11 SCORE.

Valory Irene: August '12 SCORE.

 

 

The girl who puts the BAM! in Alabama! Rockell!

January 31, 2013 by Elliot James

“Southern girls rule!” says cheery Rockell who is from the breast state of Alabama. Why are southern girls so nice and sweet and approachable? Autumn-Jade, one of the rare SCORE Girls from Alabama also, has the same kind of sunshine-spreading personality.

I was in touch with Rockell a few weeks ago because a store she went to didn’t stock Voluptuous, only SCORE, and she is the covergirl of February ’13 Voluptuous. So she contacted us to let us know. That impressed me. Rockell is on the ball and pro-active. (We asked a salesperson to drop by the store and talk to the buyer.)

Drop by SCORELAND today so you can go nuts over Rockell in this teeny-weeny yellow knitted string bikini before she takes it off and goes for a dip in the pool.

The bikini was invented for girls built like her.

I have another question for Rockell.

Would she wear a bikini like this in public? She lives in Alabama, not Brazil.

The top barely covers her areolae.

The bottom looks like dental floss.

Just curious.

 

Working at the Car Wash!

October 9, 2012 by Maria

Charley stretches to reach all those hard to reach places.

Today I got my car washed at lunch and I was sadly disappointed by the two frumpy, older gents who scrubbed my car to a shine and then vacuumed it to a tidy state.

Karla James peels off her wet T-shirt to get more comfortable.

Ines Cudna confuses Car Wash and Body Wash and we are perfectly fine with that.

Not because they didn’t do a great job because they did. They did a perfect job.

I was just sad because they weren’t topless, busty babes with their tits glistening in the sun.

I was disappointed because they weren’t SCORELAND sex kittens who wanted to do dirty things while cleaning my car.

Ah, the busty car wash scenario…it never gets old.

I tell you, I have seen many a  fundraiser car wash before and always said, “If these cheerleaders had big tits, they would be making so much more money!”

I mean think about it…who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of stacked babes, dripping wet in clingy white T-shirts or teeny, tiny bikinis, just scrubbing and swaying and jiggling to get cars clean. Just imagine their wet, sudsy tits pressing against the glass, mashed and succulent. If that existed in every town in America, well, things would be better.

Cars would be cleaner.

Karina Hart wears heels to the job.

Tits would be wetter.

It almost brings a tear to my eye, that’s how fucking glorious ginormous tatas at a car wash would be.

Jenna hoses down after a long day in the sun.

And while there are no chesty car washes all over the place right now, here at SCORELAND, we have seen our fair share of hotties working at the car wash and that is enough to tide us over.

So please, enjoy these sexy, wet women at work and at play because ANYTIME a girl can be wet and half naked, it’s a good time.

xoxox

Maria

 

 

It’s so hot outside…

August 9, 2012 by Maria

Today was a scorcher here at SCORELAND HQ. The weather was somewhere around 91 degrees and the sun was unforgiving. As I made my way back from lunch I made a silent plea for rain to ease the heat emanating from the asphalt  and I wished that I could be naked in some ice cold pool somewhere.

And that’s when I thought that I should probably be thankful for the heat. You know…because if I wanted to swim naked, imagine how many other women were thinking the same thing.

With the weather getting hotter and hotter it is easy to lose focus on the silver lining of the long, hot days of summer…

Half-naked chicks.

Yes, the temperature might be going up, but then again, so are these ladies’ tops. All around the world, the record-breaking heat is causing women to strip down to barely anything and/or put on the skimpiest little outfits imaginable.

And that is a good thing. In fact, it’s a great thing.

In the winter, we all complain about the lack of skin we see on a day to day basis. Well, the summer is here and so is the significant amount of breast flesh.

So if the heat has got you a little hot under the collar, crack open a cold one and check out these ladies who should get you a little hot in the pants if ya’ know whaddamean.

Stay cool, fellas!
xoxo,

Maria

 

Dolly Delight, big tits in bikinis and summer: A homework assignment

July 27, 2012 by Dave

Girls like Dolly Delight in bikinis like this are one-in-a-million.

I’m usually not one to give homework assignments (I hated homework when I was in school. All I wanted to do at night was watch hockey). But, today, I’m going to give you a homework assignment. Yeah, I know, it’s summer and school is out, but I think you’ll like it. Here it is:

1. Take a look at this photo of Dolly Delight in a bikini. It’s from her photo set that went up yesterday at SCORELAND. The video went live today.

2. Memorize it.

3. This weekend, go to the beach. Or to the pool. Or to the park. Or wherever bikini babes in your area congregate.

4. Take a look around. Take a lot of looks around. Hang out for a few hours. Enjoy yourself. Relax. It’s summer. You deserve it.

5. But while you’re there, remember this photo of Dolly Delight.

I’m going to guarantee that you’re not going to see a single girl with a body that even comes close to Dolly’s, and I’m going to bet that no girl will be wearing a bikini like the one Dolly is kinda wearing here.

But your homework assignment isn’t yet complete:

1. If you do see a girl who’s even remotely built like Dolly, see if you can find a way to get her over to BeASCOREModel.com. Try not to be too forward (meaning don’t get arrested and don’t get punched by her deadbeat boyfriend). We pay finders’ fees! And don’t forget to report back on the Blog.

2. If you don’t see a girl who’s even remotely built like Dolly (which you probably won’t), well, just remember: Girls like Dolly in (and out of) bikinis like this are what make SCORELAND special.

Have a great summer weekend. And good luck.

 

Dangerous when wet or dry. The annual SCORE swimsuit edition is here

May 24, 2012 by Elliot James

August '12 SCORE

Every year since 2007, the August edition of SCORE has gone swimsuit-happy. Whether the girls are wearing extreme bikinis or dental-floss monokinis, you can bet that this delicate beachwear is strained, stressed and stretched to the ripping point when worn on the stacked body of a SCORE Girl.

This year’s shapely swimsuit sirens are:
Angela White
Brittany O’Neil
Christy Marks
Dolly Delight
Hitomi
Lana Ivans
Michelle Bond and Leanne Crow side-by-side in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
Valory Irene

Get your copy now at your favorite store or visit eBoobStore. If you’ve gone digital for computers or tablets, the August ’12 SCORE in digital magazine format contains five embedded streaming videos.

Here’s a look back at the past five years of SCORE‘s swimsuit issues!

August '07 SCORE

August '08 SCORE

August '09 SCORE

August '10 SCORE

August '11 SCORE