B.S. writes: “Thanks for the fast delivery of the DVD Venera’s Busty Debut. She is the wildest tit flopper I have ever seen. Those long, loose tits flapping and slapping at high speeds are a fantastic turn-on. I love the soundtrack with all the very loud tit slaps.
“Her high-energy style has those hangers going everywhere. Her bending-over tit-swinging and standing lifts and drops are awesome. Great camera work on the tit closeups and angles showing every detail. Nice blue-vein views. Venera is an overall beauty. I love her cute face and tiny ass with a full-sized pussy under it. Her ass and pussy cracks are about the same size. Please let us know what is next on Venera’s DVD schedule.”
Filmed in Jamaica, Venera’s Busty Debut was one of the DVDs Melissa Manning pulled out of a Xmas stocking on the latest episode of SCOREtv. Watch the trailer in the eBoobStore and you’ll see why B.S. is a satisfied tit-loving guy, ’cause seeing is believing. Venera is one of the world’s most naturally slim-n-stacked girls, a true wonder.
This is what we imagine winter looks like in the North Country.
This is how we imagine chicks look when it gets warm in the North Country.
Dave and I had a conversation about the weather yesterday that sparked today’s Blog topic.
I know, I know…you are shocked that Dave and I talk about the weather when there are so many tits to converse about. But sometimes we are boring.
That was a lie.
Dave is boring, but I like him anyway. 🙂 (I’m hardly boring, ever.)
Our convo about the weather led to a discussion about what I like to refer to as the “Half-Naked Phenomenon,” which is what happens when the weather goes from very cold to hot all of a sudden, awakening women’s inner slut and inspiring them to cavort around in the sunshine in tiny outfits.
Not that we are complaining about that at all. Oh, no.
But I want to point out that it happens, and it happens A LOT.
This is how girls dress in Miami all the time. Sorry, we WIN.
This week, our friends to the north are experiencing a heat wave. I know this not because I watch the Weather Channel but because all over Twitter, people were tweeting about 90-degree weather in Brooklyn. (I am formerly from New York and I follow a lot of New Yorkers, what can I say?) But more than, “Oh, fuck it’s hot!” and, “It’s boiling in here!” tweets, what I saw were tons of tweets about summer dresses, of all things.
Men were tweeting about the return of the tiny summer dress after months of boots and sweaters and coats and scarves. It seems that the minute the hot weather arrives, people in the North get an influx of a lot of skin, and it, apparently, makes them bat-shit crazy and launches boners all over the place. It’s as if their dicks were hibernating for the winter and all of a sudden their libido comes out of its cave in search of food. (I just made my first official hibernation reference on this blog. lol)
And I get it. I really get it. I would imagine that the return of skin-baring and partial nudity would get me excited if I was subjected to snow and all the bundling up that entails.
But here is the thing…
We live in Miami, and we have no clue what the fuck that whole situation is like.
Here in Miami, it hardly ever gets cold. Sometimes it goes down to 35 degrees and we freak out, but that’s about it. Our winter weather consists of about a week when chicks wear boots and one, light, tight sweater. That’s it. We do not suffer the pains of snow. We do not suffer the droves of women dressed in layers of goose down that make them look like misshapen, burly men.
We don’t.
You see, when our week of winter is over, our women go back to wearing what they normally wear…close to nothing at all.
🙂 Not that I am rubbing it in or anything. I am just pointing out that living here beats living there and that if you like skin and nudity, you should probably move to Miami.
Plus, that’s where SCORELAND HQ is located, and that makes Miami even better.
According to the latest weather report, it’s supposed to snow today in the northeast United States. The forecast calls for rain mixed with snow in the mid-Atlantic. In the midwest, highs in the 20s and 30s. In the west, rain and snow showers. So, although this winter has been a lot milder than previous ones, spring and summer are not exactly just around the corner. You need something to brighten your day. You need a dose of one of the greatest big-boob bikini babes ever, the great Angelique.
A streaming version of Angelique’s scene from Busty Dildo Lovers 2 goes live today at SCOREVideos.com. In it, the great Brazilian beauty destroys a tight sweater, oils up her mega-tits and uses a huge dildo on her pussy. That oughta keep you warm!
And, well, because I try to be a nice guy, and because Angelique makes me think about bikinis, here are three shots from three of my favorite Angelique bikini photo shoots. Enjoy.
Today, I want to rant and rave about my #1, all-time favorite top for SCORE Girls to wear.
The humble tank top.
I’ve included a few examples worn by some bodacious tank commanders.
Sandra Star: German tank commander.
The perfect tank top is chest-clinging and tight and made of thin cotton with very thin spaghetti straps. If some belly is showing because her breast shelf stretches it out, all the better but not necessary.
A tank top is something they will never let a woman wear on my most hated TV show ever, What Not To Wear. You may have caught this abomination on the badly misnamed The Learning Channel. Hosts Clinton and Kelly take a woman who dresses scantily and skimpily (“inappropriately,” in their view) and turn her into a PC frump at the urging of family and friends. If they get the occasional hot babe, I tune in to check her out in the first half before they ruin her. A few years ago, they ruined a real estate agent who loved showing off her body and wore plaid, coed miniskirts and belly-exposing tank tops to the office.
Micky, Gya and Terri Jane: girls you’d like to get tanked with.
In a SCORELAND poll about favorite outfits a few years ago, tank tops and tight sweaters both earned 15% of the votes while T-shirts earned 5%. Thirty-percent of you preferred bras and 23% chose bikinis. Evening gowns, which have no place in my perfect world, earned 13%.
I expected tank tops to do much better in the survey because girls can wear them pretty much everywhere. Braless girls wearing tank tops in the summer…you can’t beat that. But I also like the tank-top-over-a-bra look, a real cleavage builder. Hey, I’m a dog. I admit it.
Alexa: Another German tank commander.
We’re always on the lookout for girls who can fill out a tank top like these girls can. Beshine excepted because she’s one in 100 million or higher.
If you spot a tank commander, SCOREModelsWantedwants to know about her!
Hitomi and soap...what all wet dreams are made of.
Today, Dave and I were chatting and he asked me if I would blog. I said sure. And then I thought about what I should write about. I asked him what he thought we should discuss and he said, “Well, a shower set of Hitomi went up on SCORELAND yesterday. But maybe we should talk about something else. They have heard a lot about Hitomi already.”
I know…THE BLASPHEMY.
Too much Hitomi? Does that even exist? How can that be? Who wouldn’t want to see more of this stunning, stacked Asian sensation?
So, after concluding that Dave probably has a fever and is delirious, I decided to write about Hitomi in the shower, because come on…it’s Hitomi, IN THE SHOWER.
Hence, gentlemen, I now bring you the boob news straight from SCORELAND.
Yesterday, a set of Hitomi in the shower went up on SCORELAND, and it was nothing less than glorious. There was Hitomi, a tiny bikini, wetness, suds, nudity and tits. All of these things are recipes for a good time, dontcha think?
I think so.
But don’t take my word for it.
Allow this photo of Hitomi covered in soapsuds to remind you to do two things:
1) Shower
2) Shower with slippery, busty Asian friends.
Head on over to SCORELAND and check out the full set and then pray that Dave makes a speedy recovery from his brain fever.
“SCORE has scored the home run of the year!” Maverick enthusiastically commented yesterday about Kristi Maxx‘s debut at SCORELAND.
But wait.
There’s more Kristi, and she’s only started to approach her maxx potential.
Tall (5’10”), young (21) and sweater-stretching, Kristi’s the one who hits a home run today and shakes things up with a horny hook-up. Kristi’s natural boobs are served well in wide-screen. Things are going to get very sticky.
Maverick also perceptively notes “If Kristi does not get featured in BootyLicious, that would be a shame!” And that’s true. Kristi does look sexy cumming or going. From any angle, the view is sensational.
Kristi will also be back next Friday (Dec. 16) at SCOREVideos.com. Write that down on your palms.
Rounding out the December ’11 Voluptuous magazine, breast royalty Gya Roberts, Porsche Dali and Maserati, literally the slickest chick we know, take over SCORELAND with their weapons of massive distraction. A few weeks ago, I blogged about solid seamless backgrounds. Now Maserati goes for it in a sexy bikini show and, man, is her oil-dripping bod heaven-sent. She’s slippery but she’s fun.
In 2009, Ashley Sage Ellison traveled with SCORE to the Caribbean island of St. Maarten to film her first DVD, Ashley’s First Time. It’s now on sale for only $19.95 for a limited time at eBoobStore.com.
Ashley’s First Time features the British, blonde, J-cup bombshell in and out of her micro-bikinis, trying on sexy tight tops and outfits, soaping up her lushness in the shower, exercising and oiling her amazing bod by the pool. The angel-faced beauty, a living, life-sized porcelain doll, also talks about her life, her interests and her major boobs.
“I could never wear stuff like this back home,” Ashley said during the filming . “I’d cause too much of a commotion if I tried to go out with these clothes on.”
Why St. Maarten? It was too damned cold in England at the time and Manchester is short on isolated tropical beaches where girls can romp nekkid.
Ashley later won both SCORE and V-mag’s 2009 Newcomer of the Year 2009. Even Karina Hart, who was also on the island to film the DVD As You Wish, was amazed by Ashley when they met for the first time.
Check out the trailer at eBoobStore. Get your copy. That’s my Sage advice.
Bikini Buster: /bi-kee-nee buh-ster/ Noun: A woman with a copious amount of tit flesh stuffed into a tiny bikini top, that is straining against the weight of said tits, almost to the point of ripping to shreds.
Ah, the bikini buster. The woman who dares test the miraculous elasticity of two tiny Lycra triangles held together with small strings with the sheer weight and mass of her enormous bazooms.
Goddamn it, I love a good bikini buster.
There are a lot of things you can say about a pair of ginormous knockers in an itty bitty bathing suit. First of all, the stretching of that flimsy material to the point that it is almost at that, “everything is going to bust out of here!” point is highly excellent. Secondly, that moment when a woman’s jugs come flying out of that top when she releases the tiny strings that hold back all that titty, well, that moment is also pretty fucking excellent.
But don’t take my word for it. Just go and check out Vanessa Del in an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini from her appearance in the Voluptuous September 2011 issue on SCORELAND today and you will see what I mean. So much titty + so little bikini = so much boner’age. Summer might be over, but here on SCORELAND, the bikini buster lives on year-round and forever!
String Bikini Top + Vanessa Del's 40JJ tits = Bikini Busting at its finest.
Break out the binoculars! Brit supergirl Leanne Crow bikini ups and bikini downs at the infinity pool today in the wrap-up to “Puerto Vallarta Vacation” at SCORELAND. Join in!
It’s hot in Mexico, and it got hotter when Leanne removes her top and gets her huge naturals soaking wet. It’s a tough job, but Leanne has all the right qualifications. Mexico definitely agreed with Leanne.
I wonder if the neighbors knew there was a naked senorita outside their windows. Probably not. The mariachis would have shown up the moment she took off her bikini. They always do when a girls shows her boobs or butt.
Click the candid clip above for a Leanne sneak peek.
And happy birthday today to Karina Hart, born August 26th!
For example, there’s this letter from C.A. of West Midlands, United Kingdom. He writes, “I’m a lover of both natural and fake tits, but in my opinion, fake tits always win as far as bikinis go. Soft, natural tits can’t quite manage that, which is why fake tits will always look better in bikinis. Other great examples are Minka, Crystal Gunns, Donita Dunes and, of course, the ultimate bikini babe, Angelique.”
You know, C.A. might have a point, and I think I know why he could be right. But, on the other hand, is there anything better than a girl with big, natural tits running down the beach, her boobs bouncing out of her bikini?
You're looking at Eden's eyes right now, right?
Then there’s J.C. of Oklahoma City who writes, “The eyes have it! Eden has the loveliest eyes I have seen in a long time. I recall that Autumn-Jade had lovely eyes also. What do you think about a reader survey of the best eyes?”
Sure. I’m fine with a survey, although I think J.C. should act like a gentlemen and stop staring at girls’ eyes when he should be looking at their tits.
Karina's legs are very nice, but are they her best feature?
M.C. from Woodhaven, Michigan is looking in a different direction. He writes, “I just watched the DVD Karina Hart As You Wish. Holy shit, she is perfect! But I must say the part of her that turns me on the most is her legs. Sorry to be redundant, but perfect is the best word to describe them. The way they are shaped is just too much. They’re creamy white and so sexy that I just could not take my eyes off them. I would die to suck on her luscious thighs for just five minutes.”
In all three letters, the writers present interesting points of view (which is why I published them in “Scorecard” in the print edition of SCORE). Any comments, Blog Men and Women?
