Yesterday’s Blog by Dave brought back many happy memories of sitting stage-side in strip clubs with glazed eyes and heightened expectations of who was going to take it off next.
And those expectations were the only I had. Never go to a strip club thinking you’re going to “get lucky” or meet a future girlfriend. Just take it for what it offers: a parade of naked, dancing tits and ass inches from your face and a fun way to hang out for a couple of hours.
Yes, I was a zombie and a happy one. Dancers turned me into a zombie and I enjoyed every second.
I’m no longer a strip club zombie. I’ve stopped going to strip clubs because it’s impossible to find big-boobed dancers anymore in South Florida. In fact, the last one I actually saw was now-retired Cindy Cupps at the Booby Trap in Pompano Beach.
However, if you know of any, we want to know, so contact us at model@scoregroup.com or visit SCOREModelsWanted.com.
Today’s birthday girls are Michelle Bond, Fawn Miller, Texas Barbie Bennett and Mandy Pearl, all born May 7.
Brits Michelle and Mandy have both been featured in SCORE group shoots, Michelle in Portugal (Big-Boob Finishing School) and St. Maarten (Leanne’s Stacked Summer) and Mandy in Hungary (Hooter Hotel).
Fawn Miller is a retired big-bust legend from Pennsylvania, born in 1968. Texas Barbie is a feature dancer, mag model and contest winner from Corpus Christi.
Her butt cheeks are ass cleavage and her tits are works of art. Melissa Reed is one of the quietest models to ever enter this citadel of cleavage. “I like modeling,” says Melissa, girl of few words and many curves.
I enjoy Gya Roberts’ happy-go-lucky personality and her direct, girl-next-door nature. When I look at her photos or videos, I can almost see the energy coiled up inside her. She has that lust for life that the camera picks up. It’s like she can’t wait to take her clothes off and start swinging her tits like bell clappers. I can picture her running naked in a green field on sunny days. In slow motion, like in a shampoo commercial.
Doing a sweater justice.
I’d love to see a shower video of Gya. But she’s so hot-looking, she’d turn the water into steam and fog up the lens.
I’m also very impressed by Gya’s very pliable boobs. Many models can’t self-suck their own nipples. Gya is a virtual gold medalist at that.
“If they ignore my breasts when we are fucking, it is like they are ignoring me,” Gya said. “That is not good. I need a lot of attention paid to my breasts. I like it when a man sucks on my breasts when I am riding him. I have a fetish for sucking my nipples, actually. It began when I started masturbating on cam. I would touch my breasts and one day, I realized that my nipples were very sensitive. So, since they were so big, I started licking my nipples while I touched myself and I found that I could cum faster when I did that, so I began sucking them while I masturbated and now it is one of my biggest fetishes. I love having my nipples sucked on for hours! It feels very good. If there is no one to do it for me, I will suck on them myself.”
This week in birthdays: Europe Dichan (Jan. 5), Chantz Fortune (Jan. 6), Rukhsana (Jan. 6), Sofia Staks (Jan . 7), Miss Skarlett K (Jan. 7) and Maserati (Jan. 8 )
Today at SCORELAND, we finally get to see 19-year-old Anya's tits.
Wednesday, Scarlet makes her debut.
There are still eight shopping days remaining until Christmas. However, here at SCORELAND, we have to do our shopping early. After all, we can’t go out the day before Christmas, hope to find a busty newcomer, then get her into our studio and photographed in time for Christmas. For Anya Kovac, who debuts today at SCORELAND, we did our shopping in October. For Scarlet LaVey, who debuts Wednesday, we did our shopping a few days after Thanksgiving.
I haven’t met Anya. She’s Ukrainian and was photographed in the Ukraine. But I do know that she is 19 years old and turns 20 on Christmas Eve. You’ve seen her before on the Blog (well, you saw her tits bounding out of a tight top).
As for Scarlet, she’s 20 years old and has H-cup naturals. Scarlet LaVey…oy, vey! She’s a ballerina. Can you imagine her dancing with those tits? She’s very flexible. I know because I did a Blog video with her. You’ll get to see it this week. Her tits were all over the place.
Can you guess when Scarlet’s first hardcore scene will go live at SCORELAND?
Like the headline says, Christmas is cumming early this year.
I like a beer-drinking woman, especially when she’s hoisting one over bare cleavage mounds.
What is it with the spilling?
I think babes and beer is an unbeatable combo.
Did you know:
Canadian scientists claim that more than 43% of women drink beer weekly.
Women drink 25% of the beer in America.
Many brewers in ancient times were women. By the 1700s, many European brewers were women.
Women are more attracted to specialty beers than the major brands.
Ninkasi is the name of the Sumerian Goddess of beer in ancient times. She gave the world the secret of beer brewing.
The Zulu Goddess of beer is named Mbaba Mwana Waresa.
In Slavic and Baltic mythology, Raugutiene was known as the Goddess of beer.
Gya not only drinks beer, she lines up her next one.
The Great Yorkshire Brewery in the UK brews a black lager called Yasigi named after the African Goddess of beer, “known for her love of partying and extremely large breasts.”
Kaiser Wilhelm II allegedly wrote, “Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world.” (History proves that didn’t work out too well for him.)
It would be the greatest day of your life if Renee showed up at your table like this.
St. Pauli Girl is the best known but there are other beer brands with girls on their labels such as Southern Star Bombshell Blonde, Middle Ages Double Wench and (I’m not kidding) Coney Island Sword Swallower.
In the ’90s, I wrote in SCORE‘s “Boob Beat” column about an entrepreneur in Newport Beach, California who started a beer company called Wanker. Sexy bikini girls were printed on the Wanker bottle labels.
Siri likes good head.
The combination of babes and beer always brews good spirits in me. Here are a few of my favorite hot SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in a beery mood.
Kerry Marie's birthday is December 9. She's with Lorna Morgan in this photo from Key Largo in 2001. UK girls like beer.
Crystal Storm (with SCORE reader Crazy Jose): November 17
Tera Cox: November 16
Jayden Prescott: November 16
Christine Allure: November 14
CJ: November 14
Sara Jay; November 14
“The girls born with boobs they are meant to show will find their greatest happiness in showing them.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German poet and artist (1749-1832)
“All I have learned, I learned from boobs.”-Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States
“Uncorseted, her friendly bust gives promise of pneumatic bliss.”-T.S. Elliot, poet (1888 –1965)
Jugs, melons, tits, hooters, bazooms, knockers, headlights, boobs and sweater stretchers. Just a few beloved slang terms for female breasts.
What do they call boobs in other languages? I have pondered this subject for a long time.
So I hit the books and did my research, coming up with this compilation of titty terms from around the globe. And globes is yet another boobish word, come to think of it.
Afrikaans: bors
Arabic: biz
Chinese: nu nu
Finnish: rintas
French: poitrines; seines; mamelles
German: mopse; titten
Hungarian: cici; didi; didko; mell
Indonesian: dadas
Italian: zinne
Japanese: oppai; kyonyuu (huge breasts); dekapai (huge breasts described in a dirty way)
Macedonian: cicki
Norwegian: brysters
Portuguese: peitos
Polish: cycki
Quebecois: boules
Romanian: tites
Russian: siski
Spanish: chichis; repisas; tetas,
Swahili: kifua
Swedish: tuttar; brosters
Swiss-German: chabis
Yap (Micronesia): thuuth
So now we can all say knockers in Yap. Who says we are not in search of academic excellence at SCORE?
If SCORELAND Blog readers know of any titular expressions in other languages, feel free to comment below.
Christy: “The only things that I am particular about when I go shopping are my sneakers, brand-wise. As far as bras go, I usually get my bras at Lane Bryant. I know I can walk in there and walk out with something. I don’t have to go to 40 different stores. They aren’t the prettiest things in the world, but they fit.”
Deanna: “I’m part Cherokee Indian, Italian and a little bit of English. I used to work at Hooters in Station Square in Pittsburgh. I heard they closed in 2008. I left Hooters when I got first place in an Amateur Night contest at a Deja Vu club, and I just kept going.”
Sheridan: “My perfect day would be buying a sexy outfit that shows off my tits, then going to a strip club to watch the girls dance. Taking a couple of them home with me to play in the hot tub.”
Arianna: “I think I initiate sex. I love to be in command. But once it starts, I like the man to be a little more aggressive. I can make sex happen, but then I like him to tell me what he wants and do what he wants with me.”
