According to a study, male drivers are more likely to pick up a busty female hitchhiker than a small-breasted hitcher. Scientists blandly call this behavior “pro-social.” We’d call it being a horny boob-man.
In yet another study (scientists sure do a lot of breast studies, don’t they?), girls with big boobs attract middle-to-low income guys. High-income dudes like smaller breasted girls better. However, the study was done with Malaysian males, so there may be cultural factors at play. A second study with white British males concluded that hungry men preferred bigger-breasted girls more than a group that had just had a meal.
Women spend over $16-billion annually on bras. More than four-million bras are manufactured each day. A single bra weighs 1.6 ounces (45 grams) and is made with over 40 pieces. The average woman owns six bras.
The average bust size has increased from 34B to 36C since 2001.
Boobs can move up and down as much as eight inches during exercise.
Very few women have symmetrical breasts. Most have a larger left breast.
A girl with big boobs should sleep on her side with a pillow under her breasts for support and to prevent sagging.
Cup sizes can be confusing, so here’s a comparison with liquid:
A cup=8 fluid ounces (238 milliliters)
B cup=13 ounces (385 milliliters)
C cup=21 ounces (621 milliliters)
D cup=27 ounces (800 milliliters)
Dr. Jean-Denis Rouillon, a professor of sports science at the University Hospital of Besançon in France, has concluded that women would be better off not wearing bras.
Dr. Rouillon has spent 15 years studying tits. SCORE topped that record by seven years and we’re still studying them.
“Medically, physiologically and anatomically, breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra,” Rouillon claimed.
You can imagine how the bra industry felt about this announcement. A lot of bra wearers who read about his study did not accept it either. I’m not so sure either.
“This might be true for girls with small boobies, but for girls with D cups or DD cups and bigger, excuse me, but gravity will only take over. Running a marathon if you are DD or FF would be incredibly uncomfortable,” said one female critic of Rouillon’s hypothesis.
“These are preliminary results,” Dr. Rouillon said in a follow-up. “The small sample of 320 young women is not representative of the entire population. That would require something like 300,000 subjects. We will simply have to recruit a larger sample of the female population, and conduct further research.”
It’s a tough job but someone has to do it and Dave and I don’t have the time to help out even though it sounds like fun. I suppose you can write the Doc care of University Hospital in Besançon and volunteer.
Daphne Rosen: one of the great superstars of big-bust porn. Tomorrow at SCORELAND, part 2 of Daphne’s “Jackumentary.”
Highlights from several of Daphne’s boiling hot anal and girl-girl scenes. Never-before-seen footage of Daphne raising a ruckus at the SCORE building. Working in the customer service department of the eBoobStore. Bloopers! Candid video! Chats! Sports! We drop trou for Daphne.
Daphne Rosen pops Maggie's cherry in Boob Science, our version of the mainstream movie Weird Science.
My favorite scene from any non-porn movie is probably toward the end of Unfaithful, when the dude with the French accent bends Diane Lane over a table and fucks her right in the hallway of his apartment building. (I mean, did you ever think you’d hear the mother from My Dog Skip beg to be fucked? Me neither.) The scene only lasts about a minute and there’s zero nudity, but it’s still somehow one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen.
Which made me think.
Imagine the hottest, sexiest scene you can remember from any mainstream movie. Now imagine the unedited porn cut of that same scene. Holy shit, I just blew your mind.
I’m all-in with Diane Lane getting it from behind in Unfaithful. Think you can beat it? (Pun intended.) Let’s hear yours. And, hey, if they’re good, maybe we’ll pick a few and recreate the porn versions just for you.
At the Université de Bretagne-Sud in France, two experiments were carried out in order to test the effect a woman’s breast size would have on the number of men approaching her.
The researchers hypothesized that an increase in breast size would be associated with an increase in approaches by men.
This experiment’s a no-brainer, eh?
A young female confederate wore a special bra that let her inflate the cup size at will. In the first experiment, the girl was instructed to sit in a nightclub for one hour, and in the second experiment, she was instructed to take a seat at a sidewalk cafe. It was found that increasing her breast size was associated with an increasing number of guys introducing themselves.
Truly a fantastic discovery. Well worth the research grant. I would have liked to have been involved in this experiment, but no one asked me. Boob science marches on.
French scientists claim that big boobed woman get more attention from guys. Are they fucking crazy?
Scientists who study tits are pretty fucking awesome scientists, right? Who wouldn't want to study jugs like Merilyn's?
According to a new study published online on June 30 in the journal BMC Medical Genetics, researchers have identified seven genetic markers linked with a woman’s breast size.
The study was led by researcher Nicholas Eriksson.
In the study, Eriksson and colleagues analyzed information from 16,175 female customers of European ancestry and compared their answers to survey questions, including bra cup size and bra band size, to their genetic information.
And based on that research, they now have the genetic markers needed to know what size tits a woman will have.
That’s the kind of science we like.
Being able to know what women will be chest-blessed early on? Sure, why not?
Breast men everywhere could have a heads up on who the next “great one” could be.
I can respect that kind of science. Can’t you?
Now if only scientist could give all women big tits…that’ll be the day!
A team at Manchester University led by Professor Geoff Beattie is trying to scientifically prove that a woman’s self-confidence increases when she wears a cleavage-boosting brassiere. Hell, I’ve been telling girls that for years.
The scientists claim that they’ve established this connection. I’m all for studies like this in the name of boobology. I’m sure those scientists couldn’t wait to get their hands on the data.
This is what they did at the university:
They shot 60 videos of women from 20 to 55 years old in three different everyday interactions.
The videos of the women wearing push-up bras were compared to videos of them wearing their own bras.
Professor Beattie and crew studied what they call the three key “micro-behaviors” associated with confidence and observed how many times they happened.
The three micro-behaviors they looked for were smiling (good), breaking eye contact (bad) and “self-comforting hand movements” such as stroking the chin (bad).
The push-up bra results:
Smiling increased by 73% when the women were wearing a push-up bra.
Breaking eye contact, a negative behavior, decreased by 41%.
Self-comforting hand movements, a sign of low self-confidence, decreased by 64%.
Summing up, the scientists claim that women with more prominent cleavage were more likely to maintain eye contact and show more self-confidence in public.
Still, I have to wonder about this study. It was commissioned by Gossard. The lingerie company is releasing a new push-up bra called “The Super Egoboost.”
They could have just come over to the SCORE building, and we would have answered all of their questions.
One sure result of more women wearing push-up bras would be 75 to 100% more guys smiling.
Is it true that Sophie Mae has no self-confidence problems since she started wearing push-up bras?
New on SCOREtv on Roku: Christy Marks Gets Fucked!
Did you know there is porn on roku? Today, I’d like to say a few things about Roku. And then I’ll say a few things about the SCOREtv channel on Roku.
I think I was one of the first people, if not the first, at The SCORE Group to own a Roku box (this, by the way, is not the first time I was at or near the front of the line; according to the people who were here back then, I was the second person IN THE ENTIRE WORLD to join SCORELAND). My Roku conversion occurred about a year and a half ago, and I was immediately hooked for several reasons: 1.) It was a great way to watch Netflix streaming; 2.) The thing works. I’ve never owned a technological device that was so easy to setup; 3.) Picture and sound-quality are excellent; 4.) The Roku box widened my programming choices and made me less-dependent upon the satellite-TV company, which has in turn made me happier because, like most people, I don’t quite care for satellite and cable companies. I enjoy calling them up and saying, “I don’t need you anymore.”
Programming choices for Roku keep increasing dramatically, but one thing was missing: Quality porn. Or, more specifically, quality big-tit porn.
See Dors on your big screen!
And then along came SCOREtv on Roku. Developing a private channel for Roku is a bit of a leap of faith. You can start a website and rest assured that just about everyone owns a computer and has Internet access. But with SCOREtv, we had to hope that 1.) A lot of people already owned a Roku box or 2.) Those who didn’t would feel compelled to get one after they found out that SCOREtv was on Roku (base price for a Roku box: $49.99 at Roku.com).
The big news at the SCOREtv channel is that the selection is big and getting bigger. Among the full-length SCORE movies available with your $9.99 membership: Big-Boob Finishing School, Busty Riding Academy, All The Way Renee, Stacked Street Sluts, Tits & Tugs and many more (including teen, amateur and mature movies).
You can turn your TV into a Busty Slut Expo!
Plus, we’ve been adding two movies every week. This week, it was Christy Marks Gets Fucked and “I Fucked Your Wife.” Also added recently: Busty Slut Expo and Full-Figured Foxes.
And these aren’t clips or highlights from movies. They’re the whole kit and kaboodle, uncut and uncensored! Watch them whenever you like. If you’re unsure about how to set up SCOREtv on the Roku, go to SCOREtv.tv, click on “How It Works” and then click on the red button, “Step by step guide here” at the left. A video tutorial will appear and a friendly voice will guide you through the steps. You’ll see how easy it is.
Plug for Roku: Right now, they’re offering free shipping and $10 off the XD and XS models.
Plug for SCOREtv on Roku: Add SCOREtv as a private channel on your Roku and watch Boob Science absolutely free with no obligation to join. Yes, you can watch Eva Notty, Daphne Rosen, Angel Gee, Aileen Ghettman and Contessa Rose fuck for free. DAPHNE ROSEN GIVES UP HER ASS FOR FREE!
I know my satellite company can’t match that deal.
You know how much I love those offbeat scientific research studies. Here’s a good one.
A report from the University of New Mexico theorizes that ovulation might increase financial clout.
Psychologist Geoffrey Miller observed the dancers at gentlemen’s clubs and counted the tips made on their lap dances. Dancers made about $70 an hour during their peak period of fertility versus $35 while menstruating and $50 in between.
Miller linked the income differences to changes in body odor, waist-to-hip ratio, and facial features. He says there may be subtle shifts in dancers’ behavior due to their fertility cycle, such as “how they talk and move when enticing a customer to buy a dance, and how they perform the dance itself.”
Dancers on the pill averaged $37 versus $53 for women off the pill. The pill produces hormonal cues indicating early pregnancy which might, in a bio-chemical way, discourage an interested guy. Therefore, birth control could lead to lost income for a stripper.
The researchers were surprised that no one in the exotic dance business had noticed these bio-patterns. Miller suggested that a woman in any service-industry job should schedule more shifts during the phase right before ovulation. “It might help to know about this so that they can exploit these effects,” he said.
Science doesn’t explain how Miller was able to persuade the dancers to report their tips to him. That’s usually tougher than breaking into Fort Knox!
Jack while enjoying the CUMFORT of your couch for only $9.99!
You read that title right.
Yes you did.
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You dig?
So, for those of you who have a Roku box (Remember? Dave told you about it a while ago?), the time has come to check out our premium channel where you can watch all the big-tit DVDs featuring loads of XXX that you like to watch for only $9.99 a month. Yeah…that’s less than $10. That’s a fucking bargain. It’s a fucking fucking bargain.
Think about that for a second.
Allow me to help you do that…
You are in your favorite boxers on your comfortable couch. You have your mighty (if tiny) Roku remote in your hand. You check out one of our fine skinematic masturbateapieces. And then, it is on your screen. Your mighty HD, flat screen. And then, you have huge titties in your living room and these chicks are fucking and cumming loudly. How loudly are they cumming? Surround-sound loud, guys. That’s kinda hot. Your neighbors will be jealous. And then you’re rubbing one out on your couch in your house. That’s what they call CUMFORT. Feel free to look that word up. It’s in a dick-tionary, somewhere.
Say what? You don’t have a Roku? Oh, man…get one. GET ONE!
You can go to their site and check them out HERE and get your Roku for as little as $49.99.
And if you have a Roku and want to get in on our premium channel, you can by visiting SCOREtv.tv or by calling 1-800-421-0760.
But wait…THERE’S MORE!
You don’t just get big tit XXX. You get full-length SCORE, Voluptuous, XL Girls, Naughty Neighbors, 18eighteen, 40Something and Leg Sex movies. That’s a whole lotta porn action for your dick, dude. And that $9.99 a month gets you unlimited viewing of 100% uncensored movies. (Did I mention it’s on YOUR AMAZING T.V.?!?! In your home?!?! Yeah, I might have.)
And now, here comes the moment when I tell you about the FREE STUFF.
If you have a Roku and want to check out what all the hype is about, you can get our premium channel and check out the fucktastic flick for your dick, Boob Science, for FREE.
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Here’s a little info on your free movie:
It's the boob man's ultimate fantasy flick, a red-hot, hardcore, super-busty take on the classic movie 'Weird Science'. Two super nerds can't get chicks, so they use technology to create one of their own. And then the fun begins. Daphne Rosen stars as the fuck doll with super powers who helps the boys score all the girls of their dreams. First, Daphne gives them some pointers by strap-on fucking Maggie Green in Maggie's first-ever girl-girl scene. Then the boys go from nerds to super-studs as they score newcomers Angel Gee, Eva Notty, Contessa Rose and Aileen Ghettman, all of whom are making their XXX DVD debuts. More than just a jack flick...it's our hottest, most hilarious feature film ever!
So what are you waiting for? Get your free stuff. And in case we forgot to tell you before…you’re welcome.
