Tag Archive: boobs in motion

Sports and stacked girls: busting moves

January 12, 2013 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Karina starting a racket.

We posed the question in a recent SCORELAND survey: Do you like sports themes in videos and photo sets?

Before I get to the results, here’s my thoughts as a long-time boob man, a DVD and mag buyer (and VHS tapes before that) and a boob-spotter watching TV, especially Latin morning TV shows like Un Nuevo Día, where the busty hosts are constantly jumping up and down, dancing or trying exercise routines in very sexy outfits.

Boobs were made to jiggle, bounce and shake. And get sprayed by a water hose. And I was made to watch that happen.

This is what it’s all about for me. This is how it’s always been.

This is not always possible with augmented boobs. However, after years of watching tit stunts in strip clubs (like beer cans crushed inside giant cleavage or tits slammed on a guy’s face), I am comfortable with contradicting my previous statement. It all depends on the girl and her boob comfort zone.

Daphne Rosen can really handle balls.

So anyway, I love seeing busty girls on trampolines, using hula hoops and workout balls, jumping up and down in swimming pools or at the beach, rope jumping, swimming underwater, running and playing soccer, tennis and volleyball.

I want to buy that vibrating Shake Weight for the studio so I can observe and study the girls’ boobs trembling as they hold it. I can just picture Melissa Manning trying it.

Now for the results:

38% like seeing sports themes.

31% don’t like them.

31% don’t care either way. This is the indifferent crowd who at least overcame their indifference long enough to click the “Don’t care” button.

What have we learned today? I can say with complete confidence that the odds of starting a SCORE soccer team and making a video out of it do not look good due to lack of interest.

Yet, The Mega-Boobs Olympics DVD remains one of our breast-sellers, and that’s all about boob games.

So go figure.

And now I’d like to replay some monumental videos I cherish. Cherry Brady hula-hooping and Renee Ross jumping rope for Maria followed by the girls getting titty with it on Grand Bahama Island. Thank you, and I recommend using a snorkel if you plan on doing any motorboating.

 

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Dancing in the New Year

January 1, 2013 by Elliot James 6 Comments

I have spent many a happy hour since my wayward youth watching girls with big boobs dance their tops off while I sat with glazed eyes and a satisfied soul.

Let me count the ways I’ve seen their boobs: shaking, quaking, bouncing, hanging, banging, clapping, slapping swinging, jiggling and wiggling.

In bars, clubs, theaters, flea traps, dives and peepshows.

At parties, on boats, at street festivals, raves, expos, conventions and contests.

People don’t change and neither do their habits.

I don’t need booze to celebrate New Years. I get boob drunk on dancing babes.

“I don’t think it matters what you call them; strippers, exotic dancers, ecdysiasts, bump-and-grinders, burlesque queens, lap dancers, peelers, or striptease artists, they are amazing and that’s all there is to it,” Maria once blogged.

“I’d rather watch girls dance than see them use sex toys or do hardcore,” our friend Jack once commented in a 2011 Blog.

Here’s to busty strippers such as Mianna Thomas!

Tip your local dancer!

 

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Ultra bounce!

March 26, 2012 by Elliot James 20 Comments

Caught in mid-takeoff.

Over the weekend, I was watching some of YouTube’s live feed of Miami’s Ultra Music Festival. This annual gathering of electronic music fans and DJs draws a couple of hundred thousand people. Basically, a DJ on stage plays music to a crowd that bounces up and down all day in 80-degree heat. And then again at night, when all the phosphorescent lights and rave toys come out. Watching it was okay for about 20 minutes and then I get bored. (It’s really the kind of event that a person has to attend in person, not watch on a screen.)

It seems to me that the entire scene is wrong. The girls should be topless and bouncing up and down in the crowds, not the guys. This bothers me. Our society has it backwards. (These male-chauvinist laws need to be changed.) Anyway, I did spot quite a few good-looking girls packing out their bikini or tank tops and bobbing very nicely while they made those wavy arm and hand gestures they make during these things.

Achieving lift-off velocity.

Why do I bring this up?

Because a big-boobed girl bouncing up and down is one of the greatest things in the world, and one of my favorite things to see, next to her walking, jogging, go-go dancing, playing with a hula-hoop and exercising with one of those Shake-Weights. Give me the simple stuff, good clean fun, and I’m happy. I’m a simple kind of guy.

So today, bouncing boobs is our topic.

I can never get enough of it. And it’s a good educational tool at SCORELAND for demonstrating a physical law.

What goes up, must come down, unless there’s enough velocity to escape the pull of gravity.

And happy birthday week to Angel Gee (March 25), Connie Kline (March 29), Rebecca Love (March 30), Camille Morgan (March 30), Brittany O’Neil (March 31) and Sarah Sunshine (April 1).

 

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