The end of the year is here and it is time for parties full of chicks in sexy dresses who are all clamoring for a midnight kiss…while most of you are trying to slip them the midnight dick. 😉
And while you may attend some good parties, I will tell you that no one parties like SCORELAND.
I mean, look at that pic above.
Those are the kind of ladies you will probably find at your New Year’s Eve festivities.
And while they are cute…
they have nothing on the kind of girls that party at SCORELAND.
Allow me to demonstrate with one of the greatest party girls of all time, the one and only Hitomi.
And before you enjoy her photos, allow all of us at SCORELAND to wish you a happy and safe New Year and we hope that you all end up with a busty babe tonight!
If I were a sci-fi writer, Alura is the kind of name I’d give to the queen of a planet of big-boobed Amazons.
Actually, someone did already. In an anime called Voltron Force, there’s a hot chick named Princess Allura.
Alura Jenson is a dancer and model. She has very big boobs and an equally big appetite for sex. She’s real, not an anime character.
Alura lives in Las Vegas and dances at a club called The Palomino in North Las Vegas. I know the place. I used to go there. Mega-boobed Platinum Peaks used to feature dance there in the early ’90s. Some of you might remember her.
If you’re on the Las Vegas Strip, you just head straight north and the Palomino is on your right. It used to be the only all-nude club in town that served liquor. I think it still is. It’s about eight miles from the main action of Vegas but well-worth the visit. Especially since Alura is currently strutting her sexy stuff there.
Hey, it’s not called the Las Vegas Strip for nothing.
Boom-Boom In The VIP Room with Alura Jenson.
We have an Alura double-feature this weekend. At SCORELAND, Alura gets a wild and nasty anal creampie bang and more in “Analyze This“, and at SCOREVideos, she dances in our own little VIP room before riding a stripper pole of another kind in “Boom-Boom In The VIP Room.” I strongly advise doubling the amount of protein powder and lecithin in your shakes this week just to keep up with Miss Jenson. I’d heard that she was wild. I didn’t know how wild until I saw her in action, leaving scorch marks on the couch. Alura said that she had a huge orgasm before the guy busted his nut in her butt-hole. And then she immediately sucked his dick.
Alura lives up to her name. Welcome aboard a new hot chick.
She’ll be in the June ’13 SCORE, on sale March 19th.
Alura is coming on Wednesday and cumming on Thursday.
There'll be no post-holiday hangover when Harmony debuts on New Year's Day.
Back in the late ’70s and early ’80s when I frequented adult movie theaters (the ones on Long Island in Bay Shore and Lake Ronkonkoma were favorites because they showed double features), the coming attractions would always be prefaced with a breathy, female voice saying, “Coming soon…to this theater.” She said “to this theater” so the previews could be shown in any theater, not just the one I was sitting in. I don’t know why I remember this. I just do. I also remember that the theater in Lake Ronkonkoma was called the Lake Ronkonkoma Art Cinema. Why were adult movie houses always called art cinemas?
I’m sure Elliot knows the answer to that question.
I also know that these two girls, Alura Jenson and Harmony White, are coming soon to this website. And I know that this website is SCORELAND.
Alura ends the old year on a bang. Harmony ushers in the new one with her fresh tits. Something to look forward to.
Here's Kelly Christiansen with Johnny. I kinda assumed from the giant load he shot that Johnny had a good time.
Letters. We get letters. We get lots and lots of letters.
And some of them are a bit unusual. ’Tits the season, I guess, but these days, I’ve been seeing some unusual stuff. Take this one from R.N. of New Jersey. R.N. writes, “In the write-ups that accompany your XXX layouts, I’d like to see a comment or two from the male partner describing the experience. Just a couple of brief opinions about how this girl compares to other SCORE girls he has fucked. Is she highly skilled orally? How did her pussy taste? Such comments would help me enjoy the girl even more intensely than I would without the comments. I think many readers would like to read a professional stud’s opinion of the lady.”
My response to R.N. was, “Usually, our studs show how much they enjoy our girls by cumming on their tits or faces. Many readers don’t even want to see the studs’ faces. Would any of you like to hear what they have to say?” So I’ll ask you guys the same question. I can usually tell by the action whether the blow job was good and the pussy was tight and the tits felt nice. I just can’t imagine walking up to a stud after a scene, holding up a microphone in his face and asking, “How did it feel?”
You might have to blast a wall with TNT to make a hole big enough for even one of Beshine's tits.
Okay. S.M. from Baltimore, Maryland writes, “How about making a video called ‘Big-Tit Glory Hole, The Sequel’ in which instead of like in the original Big-Tit Glory Hole video where you had guys sticking their cocks through holes and having models such as Daphne Rosen, Jade Feng and others fondle and suck on the mystery cock, let’s reverse it and have SCORE models (naturals only) stick their tits through a pair of holes that are large enough and maybe have the two dudes, two women or the dude and the lady try to guess who the boobs belong to. No hardcore! Just boob-sucking and different techniques on teasing a woman with large breasts with hot and erotic foreplay. This would be an X-Rated video of your finest women enjoying intense boob sex.”
Okay, so let me get this right: We’d see all of the guy but we’d only see girl’s tits? Hasn’t everybody been asking for LESS guy?
Set me straight on this one, SCORE Men.
S.M. continues, “The ultimate goal would be to get the viewer off, of course, and I’m pretty sure that intense boob play will do that. Models will have their mystery boobs sucked, licked, squeezed, fondled and even gently bitten and smacked. Nipple clamps and breast pumps could be used on some occasions. Boobs can be oiled and greased as well. Sounds kinky, eh? The boob play will be so intense that you can hear the models’ orgasms from the other side.”
By the way, how big is the hole that fits Beshine’s tits?
And C.W. from Tacoma, Washington writes, “I understand that there is an edition of SCORE for the United Kingdom that does not have any full-sex scenes. Is it possible to subscribe to that version in the United States? It would be much more preferable to my current practice of having to scissor the full-sex photos out of my edition upon arrival.”
No, C.W., and you’re the first person to ask for one. Congratulations.
There’s always a debate going on at SCORELAND. Sometimes it’s about fake tits vs real tits. Sometimes it’s about hairy pussies. Sometimes it’s about preggos. And recently it’s been about tattoos.
Now, I want to come out and say that I am an advocate for everything I just mentioned AND tattoos, too.
I mean, I don’t personally LOVE furry pussies, but if a chick wants to keep her slit furry, that’s cool with me.
I am not into preggos per say, but if a hot preggo wants to show me her tits, I am game.
And I like all tits, fake, real, big, small, hangers or perkies. I love them all.
I just like naked women.
So when I hear all this debate about tattoos, I just don’t get it.
I mean, do I have tattoos? Yes. I have a lot of them.
Terri Jane's inked up and I like her just fine.
But do I have an opinion about them on chicks? Yeah, I like them.
Sabrina Linn may have a lot of tats, but all I see is TITS!
Tattooed chicks are kinda fucking hot. I mean, that’s just my opinion, but it’s true.
However, do I get all bent out of shape when a chick DOESN’T have tattoos? No way, man!
Because I think all women are beautiful in their own way and really, if a hot chick takes all her clothes off in front of me, the LAST THING I am thinking about is what she has or doesn’t have on her skin. I mean, really…you put a nice pair of juicy tits in my face and I probably don’t even know the model in front of me has skin.
So I don’t understand the debate about tattoos. I mean, I get it, some people don’t like them, but does it matter when it comes to busty babes?
I don’t think so. If I were to discriminate against tattooed chicks, I would have never fallen for Dors Feline or Sabrina Linn.
I would have never given hottie Terri Jane a second glance.
The same goes for newcomer Scarlet LaVey, too.
Thank goodness I didn’t even really notice their ink, though!
I was too busy checking out their more interesting parts.
And really, that’s how it should be.
I know that this post will spark up a debate between tattoo lovers and tattoo haters, but what I am really asking is DOES IT MATTER IF A CHICK HAS AMAZING TITS?
SCORE Girls, Voluptuous Girls and XL Girls don’t really need to wear funny sayings and slogans on their T-shirts to attract attention. I’m going to be focused on their chests, anyway, until they tell me, “Hey, my eyes are up here!”
But it gives me a kick to read ’em!
Problem is, they stretch their shirts out so far that it can be hard to make out what the words are.
Crystal’s shirt is “I’m N Luv Wit A Stripper” (A rap song by T-Pain.)
Chelsea’s is “Biggest Is Best”
That’s two of the reasons I love ’em.
I urge all models visiting SCORE to wear funny T-shirts so we can snap a shot.
Today, Scarlet LaVey week (or half-week) begins at SCORELAND. The lovely, tattooed Miss LaVey shows us her natural H-cup rack and big, bold, juicy ass for the first time. She oils up her tits and spreads her pussy wide and wider. I suspect that this 20-year-old tit princess from California (born in Florida) will be responsible for many a lost load.
But then what? Will Scarlet put her clothes back on and tuck her tits into her top, never to be seen again? Will we be left hanging, begging her to wrap her tits around a big cock and suck it and fuck it with all the gusto a 20-year-old can muster…only to end up disappointed while the naysayers among us groan, “Ah, I don’t want to see the girls do hardcore, anyway”?
I am glad to report that the answer to those questions is a resounding no. Depending upon when you view Scarlet’s solo posting today, you will not have to wait more than 24 hours to see her downing dick and pirouetting on the bologna pony. Because Scarlet’s first SCORELAND hardcore video goes up Thursday (followed by the photos on Friday).
By the way, I did say “pirouetting.” Why the choice of word? Watch the video below to find out.