Tag Archive: boobs

B is for busty birthdays

September 14, 2010 by Elliot James 3 Comments
Linsey Ward has been modeling since 2000 but she’s done it irregularly, which is why you don’t see tons of photos and videos of her.
Jezhabelle still lives in Florida, eats at the Golden Corral buffet in Fort Lauderdale and sunbathes nude at Haulover Beach in Miami.
Joy Juggs stopped modeling, got hitched and dropped the Juggs surname. (I kinda like the sound of “Mrs. Juggs.”)
Carolyn Monroe was a big name in European hardcore in the ’90s and got into big-bust videos when she returned to the States.
Babbett Amore later removed the “Amore” name and added “Bodacious.” Born in Texas, she lives in Virginia and danced mostly in the southeastern states during her striptease career.
One of the greatest busty naturals in men’s mag history, Chloe Vevrier needs no introduction to most SCORE and Voluptuous guys.
Christal Rose’s pastimes are shopping, going to the beach, clubbing with girlfriends, taking care of her little dogs and more shopping…like most women under 30.
You can find Candace Von attending most of the major adult conventions in Los Angeles or New York. Happy birthday, ladies.
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One in four lapdancers have a college degree

September 13, 2010 by Elliot James 3 Comments
A dollar? What a cheap cocksucker.

A dollar? What a cheap cocksucker.

Lapdancing in the United Kingdom is relatively new, at least compared to the USA. A recent study by Dr. Teela Sanders and Kate Hardy from the University of Leeds found that one in four British dancers have a college degree while 14% are using strip clubs to finance their undergraduate education. I love these studies. They uncover so much pure data.

Hardy and Sanders say the 300 dancers they quizzed reported high levels of job satisfaction, the majority listing flexibility as the main attraction of working in a strip club. Dr. Sanders cites the “endless supply of women” becoming strippers. “These women are incredibly body confident. I think there is something of a generational cultural difference. These young women do not buy the line that they are being exploited because they are the ones making the money out of a three-minute dance and a bit of a chat.”

Hardy and Sanders did call for better government regulation to improve dancers’ safety, like banning private rooms to reduce the danger to dancers from shady customers. Unemployed college graduates who couldn’t find jobs with their degrees in the lousy economy made up a large percentage of the dancers they surveyed. (I don’t think the recession has increased the ranks of big-boobed girls in modeling.)

So support higher education. Buy a lap dance this week. Because a behind is a terrible thing to waste.

And if you see a SCORE-sized pair of knockers on a dancer, please tell her about the BeASCOREModel scholarship program.

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The Chica, The Angel & The Jade

September 11, 2010 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Chica debuts on SCORELAND.

Chica debuts on SCORELAND.

What do I love about big tits?

There’s nothing I don’t love. But let me count some of the ways anyway.

Big tits come with blondes, brunettes and redheads. They come with white skin, brown skin, black skin and all the others hues and colors nature can mix. They stick straight out or hang down low.

They pancake, they dangle and they jut. They’re soft, juicy and made to be squeezed and kissed and anything else you can think of.

And this weekend, we have another fine selection of happy boobs to energize all of us for the week ahead.

Angel waitresses in a very unusual sports bar this weekend.

Angel waitresses in a very unusual sports bar this weekend.

On August 27, Chica debuted in a XXX video on SCOREVideos.com. This weekend, Chica makes her SCORELAND debut in a second XXX video and photo set, “Busty Island Girl Chica.” I remember the first wave of Dominican girls in 2004 before Miosotis, Kristina Milan, Vanessa Del and Chica. Yanine Diaz was the first. Then there was Melanie, Thalia and a bunch more, all hot mods, even though they didn’t do the horizontal salsa. But this recent wave is The NeXXXtGeneration, a much more uninhibited group. I love Chica’s tiny, slim, topheavy (32DDD) body and her pretty face. Watching her SCOREVideos.com vid, I was also enjoying Chica’s lust energy and cock-enthusiasm.

Angel Gee is back, this time as a sexy, ultra-stacked waitress in SCORELAND‘s second video, “Welcome To Angel Gee’s Sports Bar.” Even though there’s a Hooter’s two blocks away from the SCORE building, we never go there. The girls are pretty, but they never measure up to our stacked standards. So when high-spirited Angel was visiting, we asked her to recreate a SCORE version of a beer-and-wings joint, and she fulfilled our highest expectations. I’m not much for chicken wings myself. Breasts are better. Especially Angel’s.

Your hands here.

Your hands here.

It's Tits & Tugs time with Ms. Jade.

It's Tits & Tugs time with Ms. Jade.

Then there’s Janet Jade doing a never-before-seen Tits & Tugs in a motel room. Now that’s pure hooter heaven. I also loved how she dressed in hooker clothes in the opening shots when she meets Mr. Penis and teases him first her gorgeous bod before she gets hands-on. This Monday is Janet’s birthday. Happy birthday, Janet, from your friends at SCORE. Have a fun one.

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What’s your go-to photo?

September 10, 2010 by Dave 13 Comments

SCORE Man C.A. from West Midlands, United Kingdom writes, “It’s funny that we all have those favorite pictures that we love to look at again and again. I have several, but a particular favorite of mine is from 2008. It’s from the “Big Boob Paradise” SCORE Calendar. Gianna Rossi’s March picture takes my breath away every time I look at it. The way she’s using her arms to gently squeeze her tits together and the way you get a little glimpse of bush over the top of her red panties gets me every time.

“Do any fellow SCORE Men have a picture they love to look at again and again? What about a favorite cover? The Holiday ’06 SCORE cover of Morgan Leigh is a classic. As far as V-Mag goes, the June ’07 Nadine Jansen cover takes some beating. C’mon, SCORE Men…what’s your favorite?”

SCORE Man C.A.'s go-to photo

SCORE Man C.A.'s go-to photo

A cover that SCOREd.

A cover that SCOREd.

A cover that doesn't leave much to the imagination.

A cover that doesn't leave much to the imagination.

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Carol Brown: Then, Now, Tomorrow

August 30, 2010 by Elliot James 11 Comments
Carol Brown then.

Carol Brown then.

Carol Brown now.

Carol Brown now.

England’s Carol Brown was voted Voluptuous Model of the Year for 1998. When Carol stopped modeling for mens magazines, we thought she was done. But now she’s showing her big hooters again. I love that. I was always a fan of hers. I think it’s great that some models un-retire and want to show their tits and pussies again. There’s not that much of an age ceiling today, not like there used to be when modeling assignments were only for women under 30 years-old. You never know if any model will ever return after an absence, especially a long one. Marriage, divorce, family, health, physical condition, money, jobs and school change a person’s life.

Carol wears a 38G bra these days, up from 34G in the ’90s. She measures 46-32-40. She says her boobs weigh two pounds each, her areolae measure 5” in diameter and she wears a size 14 (UK) dress.

“I was the bustiest girl in school,” Carol told me. “Now I’m the bustiest lady in the neighborhood. Most girls wanted breasts as big as mine. Some of my friends have gone on to have boob jobs,” Carol says. “I dress to emphasize my breasts at all times. I wear tight low-cut tops every day. If I am going on a night out, I don’t wear a bra. If you have got it, flaunt it.” More power to ya, Carol.

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A pair of boobs a day keeps the doctor away.

August 27, 2010 by Elliot James 4 Comments
Renee skated her way into our hearts.

Renee skated her way into our hearts.

Chavon is a fembot in a box.

Chavon is a fembot in a box.

According to a German researcher from the Hamburg Medical Research Institute, sex stimulates the brain and makes people more intelligent. He claims that sex not only excites the body but also the brain from the increased amount of  hormones during orgasm. Try using this story the next time you want to get laid and let us know what happens. (“C’mon, honey, don’t you want to be smarter?”)

Now if looking at tits can also make you smarter, SCORELAND Guys should be brainiacs from this past week’s hotties. On Monday, Scarlett Rouge went to the doctor for a complete medical.  The amazing Renee Ross roller-skated in on Tuesday (and she’s back on Saturday in a XXX full-sex hardcore man-woman shagarooney!). On Wednesday, Chavon Taylor arrived wrapped in a box, a virtual Living Doll.

Bella slides one up her wet slit.

Bella slides one up her wet slit.

Chica debuts on SCOREVideos.com.

Chica debuts on SCOREVideos.com.

And on Thursday, Bella Blaze set the room on fire.

We should be geniuses by the end of the year.

Over at SCOREVideos.com today, a new arrival with a bikini body and 32DDD cups has her first SCORE experience. Chica! Chica’s sex drive is off the charts. She’s only 19 years old with beautiful suckin’ titties. A second Chica XXX video will be showing at SCORELAND in a few weeks. We’ll keep ya posted.

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The miracle of Scarlett Rouge’s dress

August 23, 2010 by Elliot James 9 Comments
Don't miss Scarlett medical exam today at SCORELAND.

Don't miss Scarlett's medical exam today at SCORELAND.

Scarlett Rouge visits the doctor today on SCORELAND, walking into his examination room wearing this skin-tight dress that made my jaw drop to the floor. Naturally, he’s one of those doctors who fucks his hot patients right then and there while his waiting room is filled with people reading two-year old copies of Field & Stream magazine. He gives 5’4″ Scarlett a complete physical using his cock as a tongue depressor while managing at the same time to avoid becoming the top story on the nightly news. You’ll like this pictorial, trust me.

“I like to wear skimpy little dresses or jeans and low-cut tops that show my boobs,” 44-inch, 38E-cupped Scarlett told Maria during a sit-down. “I love to show off my tits and get attention. One time I was out with my girlfriends and this guy walked up to me and told me that I was really beautiful, and when I said thanks, he dumped his drink all over my shirt. it was definitely on purpose. I was wearing this skimpy white top and when he did that, it became totally see-through.” We’ll have to recreate that moment the next time Scarlett visits.

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Jenna Valentine’s Hooter Harness Holiday

August 21, 2010 by Elliot James 1 Comment
Jenna has a colorful line-up of tit-slings.

Jenna has a colorful line-up of tit-slings.

April 13th was National Cleavage Day in South Africa (Wonderbra was behind this holiday). August 5th was National Underwear Day. Sadly, there doesn’t seem to be a National Bra Day (or a National Pussy Lips Day, either, which irritates Dave to no end). To make up for this atrocious oversight, today is declared National Bra Day, at least on SCORELAND.

Last week’s birthday girl (August 11) Jenna Valentine is the official spokesmodel in a 100-image pictorial filled with bras, bras, bras (or brassieres, as I like to call ’em). “Brassiere” has a sexier sound to it. In fact, I’ve written a poem.

No job is too big for Janet's tits.

No job is too big for Janet's tits.

“Brassiere. It holds the things we love dear. It shifts our balls into second gear.  So if the bra fits, she’ll have happy tits.”

Jenna is perfect in this photo shoot. I wish I had a neighbor like Jenna. I’d spend all my time in the backyard. We don’t have a matching video of this brapalooza, so we’re running a video of Jenna taking a nice, soapy bubble bath. If she had bottled that bathwater, I’m positive she could have cleaned up by selling it on eBay.

Also on SCORELAND is a video called “Household Tips From Janet Jade.” Janet washes windows with her tits in this one. They were like breast-shammies, leaving a streak-free shine. Janet doesn’t usually do windows, but she made an exception for SCORE Men. That’s not all Miss Jade does in the video because man does not live by window tittie-washing alone. Proctor & Gamble should take a look at this video. It might get some ideas for new commercials.

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Born to be bare

August 18, 2010 by Elliot James 9 Comments
Sienna Hills born August 18.

Sienna Hills born August 18.

Kayla Quinn born August 18.

Kayla Quinn born August 18.

Traci Burr born August 19.

Traci Burr born August 19.

Aileen Ghettman born August 20.

Aileen Ghettman born August 20.

Penny Porsche born August 21.

Penny Porsche born August 21.

Here’s Sienna Hills at work in her 12th Street News Stand in Little Rock, Arkansas.

Anal-lover Kayla Cam (Kayla Quinn) rode the baloney pony in SCORE Xtra 9.

Veiny-boobed Traci Burr retired from modeling in ’97 and lives in Los Angeles.

Aileen Ghettman described in detail how she gives prostate massages in her Holiday ’09 SCORE interview.

Penny Porsche has one of the biggest clitties in the SCORELAND Model Directory.

Desirae debuted in a special Holiday pictorial on December 25, 2000.

Happy birthday, Ladies.

Desirae born August 21.
Desirae born August 21.
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All The Way Renee on DVD

August 16, 2010 by Elliot James 9 Comments

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Renee Ross fans rejoice. A new Renee DVD just hit the eBoobStore. Cause for celebratin’ around here. Everybody loves Voluptuous and XL Girls covergirl Renee. I love Renee. Those luscious curves. That stunning kisser. Her huge, 40J, smotherin’ love-pillows. That winning smile. All The Way Renee features THREE hot scenes with XXX studs, a sexed-up motel tryst with 18eighteen pixie Sophia Sutra, a POV scene of Renee being rubbed down by a masseur, and lots of fun, horny extras, the kind of good stuff that you expect from us. It’s so loaded, it could have been titled The Complete Renee Ross. I guarantee you won’t be disappointed. This is Renee’s fourth DVD, following Tits Tits Tits!, Sex In The Titties and K-JUGS. Visit the eBoobStore for details and a trailer.

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