Since this is a heavy eating weekend in the United States and for Americans around the globe, this is the right time for a Blog story about: Breastaurants.
Breastaurants: You may know ’em, you probably love ’em if you’re a SCORELAND Blog reader.
They have big-screen TVs set to sports channels and bar-style food and beer served by pretty girls wearing sexy, skimpy, tight outfits. A brilliant concept if the right girls are interested in being servers, and they clearly are judging by how easily the breastaurants find their many employees.
The word breastaurant went big about five years ago and has stuck, said the southwest bureau chief of the trade publication Nation’s Restaurant News. “Some of the brands are trying to get away from it because it has a connotation of sex, but that’s basically what the category is selling.”
The first and original breastaurant was Hooters. Now there is a slew of imitators making bank. Hooters alone made $858-million in 2012, and its closest competitor, Tilted Kilt, took in $123-million. The managers don’t interview waitresses. They audition them.
Here’s my breastaurant rundown of the most well-known names. It seems to me that they’re good places to find potential SCORE models, although my local Hooters didn’t have any waitresses even as busty as the smallest-chested SCORE Girls. I was ready to hand out the SCOREModelsWanted.com business card.
Hooters: Hot girls in their traditional orange booty shorts and chicken wings.
Twin Peaks: Trains its scantily clad girls to touch the table in a sales technique called “touchnology.”
The Heart Attack Grill: The waitresses dress like nurses and serve the world’s greasiest, fattiest food. Criticized by medical professionals.
The Tilted Kilt: The girls wear short, plaid kilts, white socks and belly-baring tops. Hoot-er, mon!
Mugs N Jugs: beer specialists in tight, black tank tops.
Red Neck Heaven: Texas-style tube tops and denim cut-offs. Think Daisy from Dukes of Hazzard.
The CANZaciti Roadhouse: They show more skin than a chicken wing.
Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill: Exactly. The skimpier the bikini the more you drink.
Wowies Sports Bar and Grill: Florida girls in skin-tight tank tops and camel-toe yoga pants.
Show-Me’s: White tank tops, pink camel-toe booty shorts and chicken wings in the mid-west.
Stacked Burgers: Created by three ex-jocks. The girls wear denim shorts and the usual tank tops.
Bone Daddy’s: You have a dirty mind. The girls serve in the standard two-piece hottie uniforms.
Cheerleaders Sports Bar and Grill: Yes, and sometimes they do bikini car washes.
The question is, who can eat and drink with a boner?
Right now, I don’t have an answer. The magazine readers are in the early stages of voting, and the SCORELAND ballot box hasn’t opened yet.
But I have some clues.
I am going to be shocked if Sha Rizel doesn’t win Newcomer of the Year, and the voting is certainly trending her way. But Bella French is getting a lot of action, as are Roxi Red and Rockell. I expect Sha to hold on, but who knows? Back in 2002, Crystal Gunns had a huge early lead for Newcomer of the Year, but Annie Swanson nearly caught her.
Lana’s bigger rack makes her a contender.
Hitomi is trying to pull off the Newcomer of the Year/Model of the Year double, something that has been done several times before (can you name the models who have won SCORE Newcomer and Model in consecutive years?). But it looks like the competition is going to be stiffer than a SCORE Man jacking to Hitomi. Lana Ivans, who had a boob growth spurt last year, Melissa Manning, 2012 Model of the Year Valory Irene, Daylene Rio and perennial favorite Angela White are getting a lot of votes.
Siri is worth a fuck and many votes.
The voting for XXX Performer of the Year is always interesting because a lot of the magazine readers only saw the girls in XXX pictorials while most SCORELAND voters have seen the girls in video action. This one is too close to call. Who’s winning? Depends on the day you ask me. Today, Siri is winning. Yesterday, Minka was winning. The day before, Daylene Rio was winning. Krystal Swift has been near the top, too.
As for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame, I have to admit, I’m rooting for Crystal Gunns or Cindy Cupps to get in. This could be the year for one of them. But who’s right near the top? Colt 45, Dawn Stone and Julia Miles.
Angel Wicky: It’s Angel’s first hardcore scene at SCORELAND, and it’s starting not just with a bang but with a double penetration bang! (Even long-time SCORE Girls rarely do DP.) Photo set and video.
Daylene Rio: The one and only Daylene opens her suitcase and tries on some of the sexy dresses, tops and underwear she’s brought to SCORE. Photo set and two videos.
Roxanne Miller: Bright, bouncy and well-read, Roxanne is at the forefront of a new generation of busty, English-speaking Romanian girls who have discovered the world of hot modeling at SCORELAND. Photo set and video.
Patty Michova: Patty is in the kitchen this month. But the only thing Patty will be baking is your junk. Photo set and video.
And earlier in the week: Estelle Taylor, Sharon Pink, Rene Love, Lorna Morgan, Gianna Rossi, Terry Nova, Claudia Kealoha, Lily Madison, Marie Leone, Joana and Elle Flynn’s wild hardcore debut.
Sha Rizel has the early lead for Newcomer of the Year.
Will this be a runaway year for SCORE Newcomer of the Year? Or will Sha Rizel have some competition?
Hitomi is trying to go rack-to-rack.
Can Hitomi become the next girl to win Model of the Year one year after she won Newcomer of the Year?
Will Crystal Gunns finally find her way into the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame? Or will Cindy Cupps (who discovered Crystal) or Julia Miles take her place?
Will Daylene Rio’s super-sized tits and ass earn her XXX Performer of the Year?
Side note: If Daylene wins, it might not be because her tits and ass are bigger. It might be because, very simply, she sucks and fucks a lot more lustfully than she used to.
Daylene Rio is bringing on the heat.
The voting is underway for the 2013 SCORE Awards. Magazine readers are already sending in their ballots. Website members will have their chance soon. Here are the finalists.
Cindy (left) and Crystal: There's only room for one.
Newcomer of the Year (for girls who debuted in the 2013 publishing year): Bella French, Gabrielle Love, Holly Brooks, Lolly Ink, Rockell, Roxi Red, Sha Rizel and Sirale.
Model of the Year (for non-newcomers who appeared in SCORE in 2013): Angela White, Daylene Rio, Hitomi, Joana, Kelly Christiansen, Lana Ivans, Leanne Crow, Maggie Green, Melissa Manning, Sabrina Linn, Siri and Valory Irene.
XXX Performer of the Year (for girls who fucked in SCORE in 2013): Claudia Kealoha, Daylene Rio, Kelly Christiansen, Krystal Swift, Maggie Green, Maserati, Minka, Sabrina Linn, Siri and Stephanie Stalls.
Big-Boob Hall of Fame (for retired SCORE Girls): Busty Brianna, Cindy Cupps, Colt 45, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Julia Miles, Kelly Kay, Maxi Mounds and Morgan Leigh.
If there’s a nurse anywhere in the world who’s as stacked and as pretty as fantasy nurse Joana, our people at SCOREModelsWanted.com want to talk to her about modeling.
Joana may not be the answer to America’s health care crisis but she can make the suffering easier to handle.
On the other hand, if all nurses looked like Joana, the hospitals would be overwhelmed with patients, most of them goldbrickers.
See Joana tomorrow in a fresh set and video at SCORELAND.
"Make that a double," real-life bartender Elle Flynn said.
“Please put that finger in me.”
“Oh, I’m so fuckin’ wet.”
“Please untie me and fuck me.”
So says Voluptuous newcomer Elle Flynn at the start of one of the hardest, most-intense, non-stop fuck action hardcore debuts I’ve ever seen, live Friday at SCORELAND. Back home in Utah, Elle is a bartender. She has a boyfriend.
Well, she had a boyfriend. I’m not sure one guy is ever going to be enough again for Elle after the hole-stuffing Tony and Juan laid on her in this scene. And Elle takes every inch of dick, enjoying a face-fucking and pussy slamming and ending up with two loads of cum all over her face.
First-timer? Really?
Really.
Utah, eh? They’re going to stop her at the border. They’re going to say, “No, you can’t come in here. This place is not for you. Go to Nevada where you belong.”
Elle says her special talent is trivia.
No, Elle. Your special talent is satisfying multiple cocks.
“I plan to be on Jeopardy one day,” she said.
The answer is, “She got so much dick in her first hardcore scene that it’s a miracle she could walk the next day.”
Roxi “50-30-36” Red sounded exactly like wifey material when she talked about her interests and hobbies.
She likes to shop, go out to eat, have lots of sex and clean her house.
I don’t know if Roxi’s looking for a husband, but I take it for granted that one important qualification would be the ability to lift, let alone worship, extremely heavy boobs.
Roxi’s a quiet girl with down-to-earth interests. In fact, she’s one of the quietest models we’ve ever had visit the SCORE studio. Her body does all the talking.
See more of this “20 Club” member today by pitching your tents at SCORELAND, command central for big boobs.
