Rene Love makes her SCORELANDdebut Monday and Tuesday. This is good news for those of you who are getting the late-Sunday blahs and are thinking, “Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.” It’s bad news for me because I was hoping to keep her to myself. Elliot keeps ragging on me because he thinks I’ve fallen in love with Rene. “Love” is a strong word, but the girl does have J-cup naturals and is as cute as can be. Besides, sometimes guys confuse “love” with “lust.” That might be true, but I’m not confused about Rene’s tits.
I did a Blog video with Holly Brooks, who makes her SCORELANDsolo debut today and goes hardcore Thursday and Friday. After watching this Blog video, Elliot emailed me, “You sound exactly like a 42nd street peep show sleaze in the beginning. My compliments. Show World time. With her, it’s perfect.”
I’m assuming many of you know what Show World is (or was) and where it was. If not, imagine guys with voices like mine talking to girls like Holly.
Man, do I sound creepy. Enjoy anyway. Holly’s very cute.
This scene caught the eye (and whatever else) of SCORELAND member Jack from Chicago. Jack writes, “Her recent clip on SCORELAND was simply off the charts…The SCORE Group has produced the hottest Sensual Jane scene of all I’ve seen.”
Jack also writes, “I have seen Sensual Jane in other clips wearing a Star of David necklace, so the fact that she is a beautiful and sexy Jewish babe simply adds to her exotic allure.”
And then he writes, “In his biography of Barbra Streisand, Barbra: The Way She Is, by Christopher Andersen, the author describes Barbra Streisand as a super-hot sexual animal who bedded-down the following men: Prince Charles, Warren Beatty, Ryan O’Neal, Steve McQueen, Kris Kristofferson, Don Johnson, Jon Voight, Elliott Gould, Andre Agassi, Richard Gere, Omar Sharif, Liam Neeson and Peter Jennings. Anderson also alleges Streisand, 63, was banned from the White House during Bill Clinton’s presidency by his wife, Hillary, after the First Lady discovered the actress had stayed overnight while she was away. According to the author, Streisand would invite these men to her home for the weekend where she would drain their balls of semen. She knew every trick to push their hot buttons, including incredible dirty talk to get them hard and get them to keep fucking her over and over. I guess Barbra Streisand was one of the hottest Jewish sexual ladies of all time.”
I have no further comment about this. I’m presenting what Jack wrote simply because I find it entertaining. I never expected to see “Sensual Jane” and “Barbra Streisand” mentioned in the same letter, but there they are.
One of the lustiest and bustiest redheads, Jolie Rain returns to show her beautiful bod at SCORELAND after a tour of duty in the U.S. Army. That’s good news.
There are two things that Jolie says she wants to do that she hasn’t done yet. The first is go on a shopping spree… and not at the fruit store.
The second is go on a night ops mission. The way she disappeared after the first time she modeled made me wonder if she was in one of those “ghost ops” units. I’m happy she returned for a “bang ops” mission at SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.
I can’t say enough good things about someone whose favorite dates are fishing or a paintball war and who will sometimes masturbate when she’s stuck in traffic. This set is now posted. Try it, you’ll like it. It’s Jolie’s birthday today so we’d like to wish her a happy one and it’s also the birthday of European star Cassandra (On Location Costa Del Sol).
This pictorial of Rockell going up today has some mighty hot shots, including some fingering.
You may want to make a few wallet-sized copies of this photo so you can show your friends what goes on at your favorite website. I don’t think Rockell wears this at the beach.
There’s a video interview with Rockell coming soon.
Things worked out very well for Annie Swanson's boyfriend when she found his stash of SCORE and V-mag. She didn't mind. In fact, she became a SCORE Girl! And she fucked him on-camera!
The other day, I received a letter from regular contributor T.N. I edited it down a bit, but the basic idea is, when do you show your girl your collection of big-tit mags? For some of us, the answer is, “Never,” but T.N. thinks we should re-consider that position. I don’t know. I once went on a first date with a girl who I thought wouldn’t have had a problem with it. She was dressed completely slutty, big boobs pouring out. When I told her I was an editor of men’s magazines, I expected her to say, “Can I be in it?” Instead, she walked out on me. So go figure.
Anyway, T.N. writes: “We all have to make tough decisions in life and one of mine has become, when do you introduce SCORE into your girl’s life? Prior to becoming a SCORE fanatic, I used to read Playboy and I had one of my first girlfriends stumble upon my collection one day and ask me, “Why do need these anymore when you have me?” Truth was I liked to look at the pretty pictures and take care of myself, but that was tough to tell her. So I told her I threw them out and then stashed them where she would never find them. Turns out she was a bit of a prude.
“But soon thereafter my tastes became sophisticated and I became a SCORE maven. Now it’s a whole new ball game when you’re talking about SCORE. First things first, never, and I mean NEVER, let a small-breasted girlfriend find your stash of SCORE. Put those babies where she’ll never find them and just appreciate her for herself and her small boobs.
“But when you do land a big-titted girlfriend, things change for the better. First off, you’ve got a big-titted girlfriend! Second, if you’re confident in your relationship, you can show her your issues of SCORE. I did so with one girl who had a set of savage knockers. I showed her the magazine and some of the letters I had written to ‘Scorecard,’ and after she read some of my letters, she got quiet for a while and then said, ‘l really like this, let’s make a letter!’ Who was I to say no, and although she is long gone, we made a letter together that got published in ‘Scorecard.’
“I’d like to write more but as I’m writing this my current girlfriend (38DDs) has just settled in between my legs for what looks to be either a blow job or a titty fuck. (She said that she gets turned on by my writing.) So I’m going to have to concentrate on that right now. But I think all readers who get their letters/stories published in SCORE should introduce their big-breasted girlfriends to SCORE. It’s worked well for me.”
This is what a wiener is doing on the SCORELAND Blog.
With apologies to Twitter King Anthony Wiener, although I’m not sure if he reads our Blog.
Bon appé-tit!
Do you know who this is? Sure you do.
Here’s her photo. One of SCORE‘s sweet young things. She’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper at a chili cook-off. We lucked out the day a friend of hers suggested she contact us.
One of Lana Ivans’ XXX scorchers is in the new DVD Tits On Top 2, coming next week.
Lana makes guys crazy-nuts with that hot body and fuck-me face.
The August 2003 issue of SCORE was posted at SCORELAND on May 30th, 2003, ten years ago today. I was looking at the line-up of hot babes and the way-back machine in my brain began spinning its dials.
It was a big month for the C word. No, not that C word.
I mean names beginning with C, either first name or surname.
Ashley Evans
Casey James
Cassitty
Chesty Sweet
Cindy Cupps
Crystal Gunns
Hana Cekova.
Holly Halston
Josie Hernandez
Kiki Daire
Lorna Morgan
Mary Carey
Let’s do a head count on May 30th, 2013 and catch up.
Crystal and Cindy are retired. Don’t know what Chesty, Claudia, Cassitty, Ashley, Holly and Hana are up to these days. Josie Hernandez still models and is now known as Monica Mendez. (She also became a photographer herself.) Kiki Daire started modeling again just recently. Casey does web-cam shows on the net. Lorna is raising her three kids in Wales. Mary Carey has been doing the strip club circuit. She was dancing in south Florida recently.
And now for someone who hasn’t been in SCORELAND in a long time. She’s well-known in Europe but, like many Europeans, underexposed in America.
Romanian porn star Sensual Jane is probably not the kind of girl you’d bring home to Mom, but Dad would appreciate you bringing her over.
Jane’s life revolves around fucking. “I have sex almost every day,” she told our photographer. “I have so much sex that I don’t have time to masturbate.” There’s no shortage of recruits willing to give Jane all the sex she wants.
Jane is slim, stacked and works the pole like an athlete. See Jane in a solo set today, then dick in Jane in a hardcore video and photo set Thursday and Friday at SCORELAND.
Sensual Jane is doing the nasty this week at SCORELAND.
