You may notice a pool of liquid metal at the base of your PC when you see Maggie Green‘s latest XXX encounter at SCORELAND, starting today.
That’s just the heat melting all the metal parts.
When one of the video editors says to me in the lunch room that he’s never seen Maggie this way, that’s something. These are guys who are cutting videos all day, five days a week.
Maggie is matched-up with J Mac for the first time. That means total male control and very hard, sweaty, wall-to-wall fucking. Wham-bam-thank-ya-mam time. Or as the British like to call it, full-sex.
Maggie opens the show with sex talk, something she’s really good at.
It’s been a little over four years since her March 30th, 2009 debut at SCORELANDwith “Maggie Green Week.” Global warming does exist.
Lenka in her famous wheat field pictorial. A true field of dreams.
I guess I just gave it away, didn’t I? But I have to ask, “How did that happen?” How in the world did so many XLGirls.com members, all at once, decide, “Hey, I’m going to jack to a girl who hasn’t modeled since 2002, hasn’t appeared in any magazines since 2004 and shot only photos, no videos?” Especially since, although a great model, Lenka is relatively obscure. But it was Elliot James who wrote, “Destined for legendary status after just a few pictorials, this Czech Republic-based Gypsy girl has churned the nut butter of thousands of members since her debut last winter.” And he was right.
I was a big fan of Lenka. She was the covergirl of the February 2002 issue of Voluptuous. That was the issue with the memorable pictorial in which she posed outdoors on a park bench, wearing a halter top that she absolutely poured out of. She was an amateur, but she loved the camera and the camera loved her.
We practically begged Lenka to model some more, maybe shoot some videos, but her modeling career turned out to be brief. If I remember correctly, her parents or grandparents found out about her little adventure in nude modeling, and they weren’t too happy about it. Being a good girl who wanted to make her parents (or whomever) happy, Lenka stopped modeling.
“When guys stare at my boobs or say something to me about them, I actually like to pretend sometimes that I am pissed off about it, but it is all part of the act,” says Scarlet LaVey. “I love it. Yeah, guys are crazy when it comes to boobs. One time I was walking down the street and I was approaching a group of guys and they screamed out, ‘Oh, my god! Those are real!’ really loudly. I was like, ‘Yeah they are!'”
I, myself, want to see Scarlet LaVey walking down the street. In fact, walking anywhere. I’m a freak for busty girls just walking. And I would never yell anything at her.
Tomorrow’s pictorial at SCORELAND is a study in contrasts. Would Scarlet dress like Suzy Homemaker and bake cookies and cakes for a boyfriend? We’ll have to remember to ask the next time she visits our citadel of cleavage.
How'd you like to come home to Scarlet and her fresh baked goods?
As of today, these 10 models are the top-rated models at SCORELAND. The Model Directory page lists the 50 top-rated modelss. Members click on a star to rate the model or to rate a specific photo set or video. The ratings can change on a daily basis.
This list is interesting because Chloe, Merilyn, Anna and Sensual Jane haven’t modeled for SCORE in a long time yet they’re right up there. It proves that perennial favorites don’t lose their power. (From what I’m told, one of them will be back at SCORELAND soon.)
It’s no surprise to see Siri, Sha, Angela or Christy. It’s a surprise not to see Venera, Leanne Crow or Karina Hart. Where’s Hitomi?
And now for something completely different.
A poll asking “What do you log-in to SCORELAND with?” yielded no significant changes since April of 2011.
48% use desktops.
33% use their laptops.
8% use tablet computers.
11% use their phones.
There was an 8% drop in desktop use over the last two years. That could be linked to less desktops being sold in the big-box stores. Me, I remain old-school and I’m perfectly happy with my desktop. I had to replace a Dell and I was surprised at the dismal selection at H.H. Gregg, even though I know what the hardware manufacturers’ ultimate aim is.
Yet tablet and phone usage haven’t skyrocketed. I believe the reason is not being able to download and save videos and photo files on a hard drive like you can with a laptop or desktop. These devices have no ports, so you can’t even stick in a 50 GB flash drive and save a video to that. You also can’t play a DVD.
The day I watch a Valory Irene video on my 3.5 inch phone screen is the day I start wearing a hoodie, get a tattoo on my neck and start skateboarding to the office.
Gya's an acrobatic self-sucker. She could probably self-suck upside down.
Seeing Sara Rae’s new videos and enjoying her self-sucking talents reminded me of this recent “Scorecard” letter from a new guy named K.F. Most people like to explore the girls at SCORELAND or XLGirls on their own. K.F. cut to the chase with this question.
“I just saw Gya Roberts for the first time and holy shit. Wow, she loves sucking her boobs. And she loves talking about her pussy. Awesome. So I’ve obviously missed a few really bad girls. I don’t suppose…check that…I bet you know exactly which girls love sucking their own boobs. Could you tell me who they are?”
So I gave K.F. a few names of the great nipple suckers. There have been many.
There’s Cassitty, Africa and Cherry Brady. There’s Carmen Hayes, Autumn-Jade and Brandy Talore.
Samantha Kay is forgotten today. She was active in 2004 and 2005. Samantha could, and probably still does, self-suckle with the best of them.
Samantha Kay had a Merit Badge in hands-free sucking.
It’s not an easy thing to do. Many can lift ’em and lick ’em, but getting the nipple in the mouth and sucking requires very pliable, very large boobs and advanced skills.
Hands-free self-sucking. Now we’re getting into the 10th Dan Black Belt levels of self-sucking.
Gya has one of those belts. I can picture her sitting on a mat in a temple in the mountains, meditating with one or more nipples in her mouth.
Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Christy Marks and Merilyn Sakova can easily lick and flick their nips, but seeing them in full-on, deep-suction self-sucking is rare.
A subcategory of self-sucking is self-sucking during sex. But that topic’s for another Blog.
Candy Cantaloupes in her bikini got the July ’13 SCORE off to a rocking start.
The July ’13, 164-page special collector’s issue of SCORE is now officially on-sale everywhere (the digital version has been on-sale for over a week). We’re proud of every issue of SCORE but especially this one. The praise has been pouring in, and there’s nothing like testimonals from readers. Here’s one from regular Blog reader C.A. of West Midlands, United Kingdom. Thanks for the kind words, C.A. The rest of you can get your copy at eBoobStore.com.
“Wanted to comment on the fabulous July 2013 collectors issue. It is a splendid issue and a true keeper. Thank you. It takes us on a fantastic big-tit journey from SCORE’s 1992 begining right up to the present and I enjoyed every mile. Make no mistake, the future for SCORE is brighter than ever and I’m bracing myself for the next 20 years.
“You talked about how you took on Gent, and that was no mean feat, to me a real life tale of David and Goliath, and the rest as they say is history. Being from the UK, I didn’t come across Gent very often but have over the years, had copies and like a lot of top-shelf mags found it very glossy and a little impersonal, but this isn’t something you get with SCORE. From the very first issue I got, I immediately felt part of something, an exclusive club that members got first class V.I.P. treatment every time. SCORE is often described as a boob-brotherhood, and that’s exactly what it is and exactly what it always will be.
“So back to the issue. From the second I set eyes on Candy Cantaloupes destroying her bikini on page seven, I knew the next 150-odd pages were going to blow my mind, and true to form, you didn’t disappoint. Big, heavy tits, naturals or enhanced, shapely asses and spread pussies that took it to the next level, many I knew and some I didn’t. I guess I’m considered a new reader as I didn’t start getting SCORE regularly till 2002, so there’s so much I missed, and this issue is a great way for me to get a look at what I missed, which was lots of the so-called Golden Age. L.A. Bust, Crystal Topps, Bethany Bustin, Montana and Angel Eyes, to name a few. Summer Cummings is another I wasn’t too familiar with, and her page 30 pic has me a fucking mess. Amazing!
“It was really interesting watching the slow transition from super-sized mega-tits of the above-mentioned girls into the era of the soft, heavy natural titties of the likes of Merilyn Sakova, Nicole Peters, LDM, Lorna Morgan and Karina Hart. As I’ve said many times, I love both, and SCORE always caters to the tastes of all tit men, which is great. I think it’s safe to say I’m gonna spend many happy hours looking through this issue again and again, so many thanks for that and just maybe this could be the start of many more specials to come: a bra special, tits in tight tops special, silicone special, an LDM special? I hope so.”
All hands are on dicks when Sarah Rae's hands are on her tits!
This is Sarah Rae Week at XLGirls.com. Yesterday, my video interview with the lovely, JJ-cup talented Sarah was posted. Near the end, Sarah Rae tries to self-suck both her tits at the same time, hands-free. She said she’d never been able to do it before, and she really gives it the old college try. Today, a new solo set has gone up, and on Friday, the matching video.
Anyway, I’d like to say two things about this photo of Sarah:
1. Just think about what she’s doing here: She has both hands over her tits, and still her tit-flesh overflows them by a lot. Just for comparison purposes, put your hands over your chest. Imagine that those hands were tits. Big, right? But Sarah Rae’s tits are even bigger–much bigger–than that. Double-J cups. Enormous!
I once sat on a couch and watched a World Series game with Casey James. She looked just like this…in my imagination. Actually, she had on a very tight, low-cut tank top.
A never-before-seen interview with Casey James was posted on SCORELAND today. Curious, I logged-in and clicked the arrow button. What I heard next shocked me.
My voice.
Me? I interviewed Casey James on video? I knew I’d interviewed Casey, but I had no recollection that the interview had been videotaped, nor had Elliot James. But when a SCORELAND member named S.W. kept emailing Elliot asking for the video version of the interview to be posted, Elliot dug deeper and found it. Eureka! Casey and her giant boobs!
It’s funny because I remember a lot of things about that week in the Florida Keys when Mega-Boob Olympics was filmed, and Casey is in one of my favorite memories: She, a hardcore New York Yankees fan, telling the rest of the girls on the shoot (Minka, Kayla Kleevage, Plenty UpTopp, SaRenna Lee and Maxi Mounds) that we were going to watch the World Series, not some girlie sitcom or TV drama, then plopping herself on the couch, right next to me, wearing a tank top that her giant tits were popping out of. Listen, I’m a big baseball fan, but given the choice between watching the game (Yankees vs. Diamondbacks, 2001 World Series, the famous post-9/11 Series) or staring down Casey’s top all night…well, you know where my eyes were. Jeter who?
Check out the interview. Casey is wearing a hot-pink outfit. There’s a window behind her. If you could look through that window, you’d see Plenty UpTopp, Maxi Mounds, Minka and Kayla Kleevage having sex. She wanted to be out there. I’m sure I wished I could have been in two places at once.
Anyway, I really got to like Casey after the baseball takeover, and now that I’ve watched the interview, I like her even more. I’m sure that’s how I felt after I conducted the interview. I just don’t remember.
I love the combination of big tits, cartoons and humor. It’s hard to find big-boob cartoons these days. I can go from stressed to cracking up when I read one.
Ribald is the best word I can think of to describe this kind of humor. The TV equivalent would be the Charlie Sheen version of Two and A Half Men. If the cartoons were hardcore, they would lose their punch. Many of them seem barely PG, if they were rated by Hollywood movie standards.
We’re one of the last to publish this vanishing art.
I have some vintage men’s mags from the 1950s and ’60s, and the pages of the mags back then were loaded with them. That era provided lots of work for cartoonists.
Except for us, the guys who run big-boob sites today don’t appreciate art or toons.
Some of the situations in these toons could be great SCOREtv or video skits.
