Monica Keyes debuts at SCORELAND today with her torpedo tits.
The first time I saw newcomer Monica Keyes, who debuts today at SCORELAND, I said to Elliot, “She reminds me of Toi.” Toi was a great model from the mid-’90s.
Then I saw Monica’s tits and said, “Now she really reminds me of Toi!”
Two words: TORPEDO TITS. You don’t see them often, but when you do, they’re memorable.
Until Monica came along, I thought Toi had the best torpedo tits ever.
She has one of the best asses in the state of Florida, the island of Puerto Rico and the boob nation of SCORELAND. A layer of oil suits that ass.
I’ve been a big fan of Kitana Flores since day one. Her body is killer and I’m a sucker for her dirty talking in Spanish as she heats up in her scenes.
“My nipples are very sensitive, so if a guy starts there and slowly works down my body, he’s going to find that my pussy is already very wet before he even does anything to it,” said Kitana. “I like being spanked hard. You gotta leave a handprint there afterwards so I know you did the job.”
To date, the Puerto Rican hottie of South Beach has done six hardcore XXX scenes that recently included her first anal and a threesome with two studs; two solo interview and masturbation videos and nine photo shoots. Kitana’s in five SCORE DVDs and six magazines.
This photo is from Kitana’s 10th photo shoot and it posts Monday, the same day the Sha Rizel special kicks off.
I don’t often jack but when I do, I jack to Kitana Flores.
What's better than one Kitana Flores and her killer tan-lines? Two more Kitanas.
In addition to our regular schedule, SCORELAND will be also featuring a week of Sha Rizel pictorials and videos.
Five days of Sha Rizel, the newest slim and stacked beauty to hit the big-bust scene.
It all starts Monday.
Be here!
Five days of Sha.
Who’s this cutie? She’s Kendra Lee Ryan from California.
Kendra is new and eager. Her first debut solo and a very horny XXX fuck scene are now showing at XLGirls.com.
I don’t know if Kendra knew about XLGirls magazine or knew about the website before the studio connected with her. When I saw the shots that she first emailed to the studio, I hit the Like button.
“I only wear a bra when it’s really needed. I love wearing low-cut tops and tube-tops. I even make my own!” Kendra said.
I always say that a girl who makes her own tube tops is a girl who’s proud of her tits.
She’s worked at retail jobs and she was an exotic dancer for a while. She’s now an ex-exotic dancer but the strong pole skills remain. She demonstrates this in her first video.
It’s an action-packed start for a newbie and she wasn’t bragging when she said she loves man-juice. After her fuck buddy gives Kendra a big facial, she licks her fingers clean staring at the camera.
“Real women swallow,” says Kendra. “Plus I love the taste of cum!’
Kendra has the same appetite for cum as another recent XL Girl, Jasmine Jones, a wife from Texas.
Kendra Lee Ryan: Eager, willing and horny.
Amber Bach is 40. The cock she’s about to suck is 20.
Amber Bach fucks at SCORELAND today (video) and tomorrow (photos). Amber is a porn star. She’s also a wife. And a mother. I asked her about this a few months ago, and it turned out she’s passionate about the MILF issue.
“Some women are called MILFs if they’re more mature, but basically, if the woman has not had children, she’s not a MILF,” Amber said. “Just being 40 doesn’t make you a MILF.”
Amber turned 40 last summer. For me, that put her at the minimum age required to be considered a MILF. A woman cannot be 20 or 30 years old and be a MILF. Yes, I know, technically, according to the strict definition, she can, but being hot at 20 or 30 is nothing to be proud of. What makes a MILF a MILF is that a.) She’s a mom; b.) She’s a bit older; and c.) despite these facts which might otherwise work against her, she’s hot.
By the way, notice how I mentioned Amber’s age. Those of you who read SCORE might have noticed that we don’t print the models’ ages. That’s because some models don’t like telling people their age, so why would they want to shout it out in an international men’s magazine. Fine. I’m okay with that. But Amber wants the whole world to know that she’s 40 and hot.
“I’m very happy with the way I look,” Amber said.
Check Amber out today at SCORELAND. You’ll notice that the guy she’s with (who’s exactly half her age) is very happy with the way she looks, too.
Gabrielle Love and her hourglass figure, today at SCORELAND.
R.N. from New Jersey writes, “I had an experience with the April ’13 issue of V-mag that I have had only twice before in many years of reading your magazines. I wonder if other readers have ever had a similar experience. As usual, all of the girls from cover-to-cover are cock-stiffening. One model, however, is so exciting that even when I begin jacking over one of the other girls, I find myself returning to this one beauty every time for the exquisite moment of pleasure when I shoot my load. That’s what happens to me with Gabrielle Love. I have started masturbating over every girl in the issue, including three times over Siri having her way with two cocks, but I never fail to turn to Gabrielle when I cum. The pleasure Gabrielle gives me is so intense that my toes curl as I shoot. I hope you won’t laugh at me for admitting that, but it’s true.”
I mentioned this letter a few weeks ago, but I didn’t mention who R.N. was referring to. I’m mentioning it this time because Gabrielle has a new photo set, the one from the April ’13 Voluptuous, going up today at SCORELAND, and I’m glad to see that she’s getting the attention she deserves. Gabrielle has a true hourglass figure: 46-32-48. That’s impressive! You’re just not going to find many girls who have 48-inch butts and 32-inch waists. Yeah, I know, sub-30 is the magic number for waist size in this skin-and-bones obsessed society, but I want to know how many of those sub-30 girls have 46-inch chests and 48-inch hips. You don’t see a lot of girls, even V-Girls, with hourglass figures. Cherry Brady is one, and it’s no wonder she’s so popular.
By the way, the waist–a curvy waist, not a straight waist–is one of the most-underlooked parts of a woman’s body. What do most sexy girls have in common? Upper bodies that taper in and curve back out again.
Gabrielle told us, “I think that it’s great that I have what a lot of women pay lots of money to get: big tits and a big ass. I don’t mind when men look at me, either. It’s natural for men to see a woman they find attractive and react to her. I think guys should be honest and polite about it.”
Honest and polite, eh? But it’s alright if we think dirty thoughts, right? Right.
Boobs are always trendy.
After Seth MacFarlane brought big boobs to the Academy Awards ceremony, the first 25 pages of Google search were dominated by the public’s and media’s reaction to his song and dance number, “We Saw Your Boobs.”
“We Saw Your Boobs” is not a song here, of course. It’s a way of life. Actually, “Show us your boobs” was the line we used to say on the Boob Cruises.
I’m happy for Seth, but my favorite song still remains Rodney Carrington’s “Titties and Beer.” This song is built into the Jingle Jugs trophy rack, a nifty item that’s just the thing to play for your mother-in-law when she visits.
Another boob trend that’s trending is giving away a boob job as a contest prize. This is also getting a mix of yeas and nays from the populace. Philadelphia radio station Q102 and a clinic are giving away a free breast augmentation to a lucky winner. This seems to be a popular radio station giveaway as they try to attract more female listeners.
A bar owner in Des Moines, Iowa gave away $3,000 gift certificates for a boob job at his three bars this past Mardi Gras. Boob job contests are also held in Buffalo, Tampa and at a lot of other bars around the USA.
The “breasturant” industry, if you can call it that, will be getting a little more crowded as a chain called Twin Peaks spreads its, uh, wings, joining Hooters as another fine dining establishment featuring waitresses in titty-tops. More power to them even though I don’t like chicken wings.
A Twin Peaks is opening in Florida, but it’s going to be too far away for us SCORE lunchers. But experience tells me not to expect the next SCORE covergirl in these places. I’ve never seen a really busty Hooters Girl. By SCORE requirements.
And wrapping up my boob trending studies, I have to mention the best name I’ve seen in a while. She’s a 20 year-old Brit from the TV show Celebrity Big Brother. Her name is Lacey Banghard. That’s her real name. Unfortunately, Lacey got the boot from the Big Brother house by coldhearted voters last month, but I have no doubt she will continue to trend in the news for a long time.
Janet Jade was not the model for Jingle Jugs.
I have no idea what's holding up Ashley Sage Ellison's tits. She probably wouldn't dare wear this to the Oscars.
“Sleeves and Straps Are Barely There” read the New York Times headline about women’s fashion at the Oscars Sunday night. Wrote some blogger I’ve never heard of, “Starlets went strapless in all colors at last night’s Academy Awards. Jennifer Lawrence wore a white Dior haute couture dress” blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Most big-boob girls don't dare wear strapless dresses, but Alexa does.
What the New York Times didn’t tell you is why so many of these “starlets” went strapless and why they were able to go strapless without any fear of a wardrobe malfunction. I am sorry to say this, BUT BIG TITS HAVE BECOME NON-EXISTENT IN HOLLYWOOD.
The art director of SCORE, whose opinion I trust, tells me that TV stars still have big tits, but movie stars have “become so anorexic that their tits disappear.”
Listen, I never thought Jennifer Aniston was stacked, but I never knew she was as flat-chested as she looked Sunday night. When host Seth MacFarlane sang that “We Saw Your Boobs” song, I was looking around like, “Where?” I wasn’t seeing any boobs.
This is, indeed, a tragedy. Once upon a time, many actresses had big tits. These ladies wouldn’t have dared to go strapless in public for two reasons: 1.) the possible wardrobe malfunction; 2.) strapless dresses, shirts and bras minimize, and why would they want to minimize?
All I can say is that the Oscars telecast was totally depressing. Halle Berry doesn’t have huge tits, but she looked like a SCORE Girl compared to her peers. And, no, she didn’t go strapless. She needed something to hold up those puppies.
Aghhhh!
Writing in SCORE about a pictorial of Terry Nova that will appear in an upcoming issue, I wrote, “[Terry] sits down on a dockside bench and leans forward to let her hangers hang. Look closely…Check out where the hanging starts (above the tops of her thighs) and where it ends (nearly at the bottom of her thighs). These aren’t just tits. They’re natural mega-tits, and Terry just might be the bustiest Czech natural ever.”
This got me thinking about perspective in big-boob photos, particularly photos of Terry Nova. We might know that a girl has big tits, but when she can easily drape them on both sides of her thighs (or a guy’s thighs) or tit-fuck them with her arm, we know they’re REALLY big. When a girl is on all fours and, without even leaning forward, her tits graze against the floor? HUGE! These visual aids enhance our appreciation of a girl’s assets.
Here are two photos of Terry Nova from SCORELAND. I’m not saying you should analyze every photo you see, but in this case, a little thought actually enhances the experience. In the photo to the left, Terry is leaning forward slightly, and yet she’s able to mash her tits between her knees. Now, I’m just guessing here, but I’m going to say that 90% of the women in the world would have to lean a lot further forward to get even a little bit of their breasts between their knees. But that’s not all with Terry. Her tits hang much further down, beyond mid-thigh. Just for the heck of it, sit down, spread your knees the way Terry is and lean forward just a bit. Then check out how much room there is between the top of your chest and the middle of your thigh.
Next, the photo to the right. Again, try to simulate the position Terry is in (legs out, turning her body to her left). Again, check out how much room there is between the top of your chest and whatever you’re sitting on. In this case, Terry’s right breast goes to mid-thigh and her left breast nearly brushes the couch.
In both of these photos, Terry is in a relaxed position. She isn’t going out of her way to make her tits hang any lower. They just do it on their own.
And that’s putting tits in perspective. You may return to mindless jacking now.