When Cleo did her bra-testing video, SCORELAND member Breaststroke commented, “This lady is amazing! The real thing, perfect boobs and figure…more please!”
“More please.” The number-one comment at SCORELAND. That’s a good thing.
If we can provide the more, we will.
Cleo works out at her jiggle gym. She jiggles ’em high, she jiggles ’em low.
Big-boobed girls from the Netherlands are ultra-rare at SCORELAND. I don’t know why that is. Ariana Angel is from Amsterdam. Remember her?
SCORELAND: Welcome back to SCORELAND, Cleo. What or who motivated you to become a model?
Cleo: My husband first suggested it. I didn’t think anyone would be interested, but I guess I was wrong.
SCORELAND: What size are the bras you buy now?
Cleo: EU 75K.
SCORELAND: Do you do things like cleaning or watching TV at home topless or naked?
Cleo: I sometimes watch TV with nothing on. But only in summer!
SCORELAND: Do you find yourself touching your boobs without thinking about it?
Cleo: I like giving them a squeeze sometimes. I just can’t resist.
Amie Taylor makes small talk with her photographer. She’s very soft-spoken. After their chat, she does big-boob bouncing on a mini-trampoline a few feet away. Some of it is in slow motion. This may cause severe eye-burning, but the agonizing pain will be worth every second.
Amie has really big, natural tits for such a tiny little girl (5’2″ and 36G). She was a webcam girl. I spotted her over a year ago and alerted one of our model recruiters. Amie promptly disappeared because that’s how the world works sometimes. Then she reappeared, so we set up a shoot. I hope she sticks around this time. Amie gives me the impression that she doesn’t know what all the fuss over her is about.
Happiness is a sporty babe with an unbelievable body and bouncy breasts.
Erin Star is that kind of girl. It’s rare when Erin’s not smiling with her perpetual happy-to-be-here expression. It’s magic even when she just walks.
She was beaming when she and her sister Helen met Kitty Cute, Alexya, Demmy Blaze, Codi Vore, Sha Rizel and Daria for the On Location North Coast shoot. The definition of a stacked sorority.
We don’t really see them that often in Daylene Rio videos. I’m talking about tit tricks that Daylene can do. Daylene’s talked about her lap dances at the Spearmint Rhino club in City of Industry, California, but she didn’t mention anything about what she does with her tits during a dance. I don’t need to imagine because here’s a tit trick clip Daylene made. I think I’ve watched this one clip a dozen times. Daylene really has terrific chest control. The next time she’s back in the studio, we need to get her tit tricks into a regular scene, like a dirty lap-dancing scene that leads into full-sex.
In this mini-video, bouncing Dani Moore builds up a good rhythm inside the models’ playroom. She does jumping jacks. I wish I could add something profound to this, but I can’t. When a girl with DDD-cup tits jumps up and down, her boobs bounce a lot. That’s a fact of life.
Dani is a girl-next-door from Texas. I’m very fond of her. She’s very down-to-earth and maybe even a little shy. But, then again, she told me about the time she fucked her pussy piercer. He had just finishing doing the piercing and called her while she was driving home. They hooked up in a video booth at an adult store, and she sucked his cock and fucked him. That doesn’t sound like shy to me.
Dani also has the wettest, squishiest pussy I’ve ever heard. After I interviewed her for SCORELAND, she laid back and finger-fucked her pussy. I’ve never heard so much wetness, and I was sitting about 10-feet away. Wettest pussy ever? Possibly.
She also fucks two guys at XLGirls.com. Hottest scene ever by a Voluptuous newcomer? Maybe, although Elle Flynn would have something to say about that.
We often get letters to Scorecard (SCORE@ScoreGroup.com) about seeing big-boobed girls walk and run. (One of my personal favorite things.) The following is part of a letter from Bob.
“Guys love girls walking without bras in tight, cleavage-spilling clothes, breasts jiggling and heaving with every step. I mean, for a full minute or so without the dizzy gonzo view of some Handycam which blurs the movement of the breasts.”
So on a nice, sunny Florida day when naturally topheavy English brunette Bex Shiner visited a fairly quiet beach and began to attract onlookers just by standing there. One of the staff just so happened to have a camera so Bex went for a jog. Her Union Jack bikini top remained intact and Bex’s knockers did not fly out of them. That top was too well-made! Thank you for being jigglicious, Bex.
A new set and video of Bex, “Pink Bikini Time In Miami,” posts today at SCORELAND.
Today is Sheridan Love Day at SCORELAND. That is a very good thing.
In addition to new photos and a video of Sheridan with her bigger tits, bigger ass (but still-hourglass figure), there’s a bonus video in which Sheridan bounces her H-cup tits (yep, H-cups, up a cup size from the last time we saw her) and big ass all over the place. Guys, this girl knows how to bounce.
As of 2:49 p.m. Eastern time, Sheridan had 27,441 followers at Twitter. Approximately 27,408 of them want to get into her pants. All of them want to see her naked. Today (and any day), the place to see that is at SCORELAND.
I told you guys last week that I had a big announcement and here it is…
The time has come for me to bow out and bid you all farewell.
I know, I know…I am sad about it, too. 🙁
After many, many years as your V-mag editor and a couple of years as one of your SCORELAND Blog editors, I am embarking on a new journey in marketing and hanging up my…uh…keyboard?
It was a tough decision to make, leaving behind all of the great people I work with here. I mean, I am sure that everyone thinks I will miss the tits and ass the most, (Of course I will miss it…) but what I really will miss is laughing and joking with the great folks here like Elliot and Dave and all the other staff that makes it happen everyday.
My journey started here in 2004 when I started working here as an archive clerk in our image library. Many years later, I sit at the helm of V-mag, and this editor gig is one of the best jobs I have ever had. Sure, the boobs are great. Yeah, being THISCLOSE to the models is fun. But really, I think the best part about V-mag is all the loyal fans and readers. You guys are great and I will think of you all often.
As I type this, I remember all of the amazing moments we have shared. Writing and then heading to Hungary to film Busty Riding Academy with Dave is a highlight for me. Writing Boob Science with Elliot is another. Interviewing Kelly Shibari and falling through the studio floor is a great one. Teaching Jenna Valentine how to make her boobs bounce is one of the best. lol
And all of the memories would not have been possible without all of you…the fans.
I would like to thank all of you for chatting with me via the Blog and Boobmail for so many years. I would also like to thank all the lovely models who participated in my blog videos. Kelly Shibari, Kaytee Carter, Jenna Valentine, Renee Ross, Melissa Manning, Siri, Marilyn Mayson and Molly Howard, Maserati…just to name a few. You ladies are not only beautiful but hilarious and great fun to be around. Truly.
Also…you have amazing tits. 😉 Thanks for shaking them in my direction for all these years.
And now, because I hate goodbyes, especially ones that are so sad, I want to leave you with a parting gift to remember me by.
A few years ago while filming K-JUGS, I was called in to do one of my first blog videos ever with Renee Ross. We were doing a segment with boxing gloves, and I happened to have my boxing gear with me. (I have boxed since I was a kid.) I wanted Renee to jump rope topless for me (and she tried really hard, bless her heart lol) so I could watch her boobs bounce. While this was happening, I actually offered to jump rope with her for a few moments and try and show her how to do it. The moment was captured by one of our video editors, Lester, and has never before been seen. (It ended up on the cutting room floor before K-JUGS was released.)
When I thought about what I would say here, at the end of our journey together, I wanted it to be memorable and poignant.
Then I thought, “Why not just show them the jumping rope footage?”
Personally, I think it’s quite funny and a great moment in SCORELAND studio history.
And I laugh the whole time. And that’s how I want you to remember me…laughing and having a great time with our models.
So, without further ado, I present to you my farewell…an opus about jumping rope.
We posed the question in a recent SCORELAND survey: Do you like sports themes in videos and photo sets?
Before I get to the results, here’s my thoughts as a long-time boob man, a DVD and mag buyer (and VHS tapes before that) and a boob-spotter watching TV, especially Latin morning TV shows like Un Nuevo Día, where the busty hosts are constantly jumping up and down, dancing or trying exercise routines in very sexy outfits.
Boobs were made to jiggle, bounce and shake. And get sprayed by a water hose. And I was made to watch that happen.
This is what it’s all about for me. This is how it’s always been.
This is not always possible with augmented boobs. However, after years of watching tit stunts in strip clubs (like beer cans crushed inside giant cleavage or tits slammed on a guy’s face), I am comfortable with contradicting my previous statement. It all depends on the girl and her boob comfort zone.
Daphne Rosen can really handle balls.
So anyway, I love seeing busty girls on trampolines, using hula hoops and workout balls, jumping up and down in swimming pools or at the beach, rope jumping, swimming underwater, running and playing soccer, tennis and volleyball.
I want to buy that vibrating Shake Weight for the studio so I can observe and study the girls’ boobs trembling as they hold it. I can just picture Melissa Manning trying it.
Now for the results:
38% like seeing sports themes.
31% don’t like them.
31% don’t care either way. This is the indifferent crowd who at least overcame their indifference long enough to click the “Don’t care” button.
What have we learned today? I can say with complete confidence that the odds of starting a SCORE soccer team and making a video out of it do not look good due to lack of interest.
Yet, The Mega-Boobs Olympics DVD remains one of our breast-sellers, and that’s all about boob games.
So go figure.
And now I’d like to replay some monumental videos I cherish. Cherry Brady hula-hooping and Renee Ross jumping rope for Maria followed by the girls getting titty with it on Grand Bahama Island. Thank you, and I recommend using a snorkel if you plan on doing any motorboating.
The great Maserati propels her body and the tits that go with it. It's the kind of body that inspires literary genius.
This is the kind of photo that blows my mind. It is the reason I had to rely on Elliot to write most of a blog that I was supposed to write.
Elliot James is quite a wordsmith (no surprise considering that he is a direct descendant of the great American writer Henry James and the great Irish novelist James Joyce, not to mention the crime novelist P.D. James), and of the Maserati video and photo hardcore scene that go up today and tomorrow at SCORELAND, he put ink to paper and mused: “It’s always a special event when Maserati returns for her now semi-annual visits. Follow those mouthwatering bouncing boobs in Bounce, Maserati, Bounce! and gaze in awe as this stacked honey gets a jiggle and shake show in before she jumps on the boner in another sizzling triple-sex encounter.”
Jiggle and shake show. Superb! She jumps on the boner in another sizzling triple-sex encounter! A wonderful example of wordplay! I couldn’t have said it better myself. Actually, I would have tried to say it better myself, but I was left not only speechless but locked in a terrific state of writer’s block after staring at these two photos of Maserati caught in mid-air.
