Tag Archive: Bouncing boobs

Athletic Tits

June 4, 2012 by Elliot James

Michelle May inverts in her November '11 Voluptuous pictorial.

In a recent “Scorecard,” SCORELAND‘s and SCORE magazine’s letters section, B.S. wrote, “How about more athletic tits? High bouncing. Mid-flight shots. Extreme stretch nipple lifts. Trampoline jump sessions. Self-sucking and holding while standing, and in interesting positions. Head and handstands and any other upside-down positions. Hanging views and blue-vein super-close-ups. And look into airborne skydiving.”

I love all of B.S.’s ideas, which we have done and will continue to do, except one.

I am more than leery about the idea of a model diving out of an airplane with a photographer next to her. Outside of it being an extreme novelty, I just don’t see the benefits, and the divers are all strapped up and buckled up anyway.

There are special wind tunnel rides that people can go into that can lift them up. One in Las Vegas is called “Vegas Indoor Skydiving,” where you can float seven feet from the air force generated by a DC3 propeller below the tunnel. However, I doubt if they’d let a girl take her tits out (for liability reasons), and riders have to wear a special flight suit anyway.

The act of jumping out of an airplane aside, I appreciated B.S. taking the time to send us his ideas. If you have any ideas that don’t involve airplanes, submarines, Saturn rockets or any of the insane stunts they do on Fear Factor, feel free to email scorecard@scoregroup.com.

Voted the four girls you'd most like to be trapped with in a mine cave-in for three months.

 

Throwback Thursday: Top 5 SCORELAND blog videos!

April 19, 2012 by Maria

Today I was checking out our Twitter (It’s @SCORELAND for all of you who tweet and want to follow us!), and I realized that it’s Throwback Thursday. (It’s also International High Five Day, so here’s an H5 for all of you from us!) Throwback Thursday is basically a chance for people to reminisce about the good times that were and the glory days of yore.

I thought to myself, “Self, we are SCORELAND. We ARE big tits. No one has more glory days than we do.”

And  so I decided to do a special Throwback Thursday post featuring some of our most-glorious blog videos from days gone by. A top five blog videos of all time post. Well, I think they are the top five. I asked Elliot to help me take a trip down Memory Lane and we came up with this list. I didn’t ask Dave because he was in our studio talking to someone with big tits. I am pretty sure he has his own opinion about the top five. Too bad, Dave. This isn’t about you. 🙂

So, without further ado, here are some of the greatest blog videos of all time. They feature incredible models like Renee Ross, Cherry Brady, Jenna Valentine, Daylene Rio, Destiny Rose and the rest of the cast from More To Fuck.  Looking back at all these videos made me realize how much fun we have here at SCORELAND and how awesome it is to do what we do…bring you big tits no matter what. Check out the videos below and enjoy your Throwback Thursday. I know I did.

xoxo

Maria

#5) The busty babes of More To Fuck sit down with Dave and chat about bras and tits. Very informative and titty-filled stuff.

 

#4) I sit down with Renee Ross and talk about sex, and she demonstrates what the best way to titty fuck is. This is like a PSA for titty fucking, I promise.

 

#3) Cherry Brady is the best hula hooper I’ve ever seen. Well, until she took her bra off, then she was the best, worst, topless hula hooper I have ever seen, and it was AWESOME.

 

#2) Daylene Rio talks to Dave while she is fucking. That’s talent.

 

#1) Valley girl talk and titty-bouncing class with Jenna Valentine…one of the funniest blog videos of all time.  And we high-five, so this blog is also cool for International High-five Day.

Ultra bounce!

March 26, 2012 by Elliot James

Caught in mid-takeoff.

Over the weekend, I was watching some of YouTube’s live feed of Miami’s Ultra Music Festival. This annual gathering of electronic music fans and DJs draws a couple of hundred thousand people. Basically, a DJ on stage plays music to a crowd that bounces up and down all day in 80-degree heat. And then again at night, when all the phosphorescent lights and rave toys come out. Watching it was okay for about 20 minutes and then I get bored. (It’s really the kind of event that a person has to attend in person, not watch on a screen.)

It seems to me that the entire scene is wrong. The girls should be topless and bouncing up and down in the crowds, not the guys. This bothers me. Our society has it backwards. (These male-chauvinist laws need to be changed.) Anyway, I did spot quite a few good-looking girls packing out their bikini or tank tops and bobbing very nicely while they made those wavy arm and hand gestures they make during these things.

Achieving lift-off velocity.

Why do I bring this up?

Because a big-boobed girl bouncing up and down is one of the greatest things in the world, and one of my favorite things to see, next to her walking, jogging, go-go dancing, playing with a hula-hoop and exercising with one of those Shake-Weights. Give me the simple stuff, good clean fun, and I’m happy. I’m a simple kind of guy.

So today, bouncing boobs is our topic.

I can never get enough of it. And it’s a good educational tool at SCORELAND for demonstrating a physical law.

What goes up, must come down, unless there’s enough velocity to escape the pull of gravity.

And happy birthday week to Angel Gee (March 25), Connie Kline (March 29), Rebecca Love (March 30), Camille Morgan (March 30), Brittany O’Neil (March 31) and Sarah Sunshine (April 1).

 

Siri does naked karate!

February 26, 2012 by Maria

I have a lot of fantasies.

I am pretty sure you guys do, too.

Some of my fantasies involve chicks and slip-and-slides and sundaes. A lot of them involve Ines Cudna in a pool.

But today, I am proud to say that my naked ninja fantasy is now a reality.

What? I am entitled to have naked ninja fantasies. Hot chicks who kick ass have always had a soft spot in my pants…er, heart. It is the reason  comic book heroines are hot. All curves and just a touch of danger…who wouldn’t love that?

And who wouldn’t love to be pummeled by our latest busty find, Siri?

Siri is all curves. We showed you her inverted nipples in our last blog video, and this time we are going to show you her thick legs and her fierce martial art moves. (They are not that fierce, but that’s because naked karate is more subtle than that. lol)

As a lover of all things tits and ass, I am also a sucker for legs. I love a long pair of gams on a gal, especially when they are curvy and thick. That’s why when I saw Siri’s legs, I knew I had to have her pose for my other magazine, Leg Sex.

Check out this shot of Siri‘s stems. Pretty hot, eh?

Siri is all curves; big tits, big ass and a great set of legs!

And since I thought her legs were sexy, I thought it would be fun to have Siri do some karate moves for me. I asked her to do them topless and in tiny shorts, of course. Why? Because martial arts are definitely better when nudity is involved, I am just saying.

And while I highly doubt that Siri’s karate moves would take down any bad guys, they would totally give the bad guys serious wood, and no one wants to fight when they have a boner. 🙂

Yes…a hot piece of ass like Siri could probably bring about world peace. (At least I like to think so.)

Check out her tits and kicks below! Then check out her first hardcore scenes today and tomorrow at SCORELAND.

xoxo

Maria