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How come the sight of Lara’s tits brushing up against the couch like that is so fucking dick-hardening?
H-cups? I beg to differ. Lara Jones, who debuts today at SCORELAND with photos and a video, might wear H-cup bras, but she definitely doesn’t fit into them, as this photo proves.
Lara, who had never modeled professionally before she visited our satellite studio in the Czech Republic, is short ‘n’ stacked. She’s 5’2″. She says the funniest pickup line she’s ever heard was, “Are you free for a tit-fuck?” It didn’t work, but it did get a laugh out of her.
“I like to be admired,” said Lara, who said the most-fun job she’s ever had is “being a SCORE model.”
I’ve said this before: It’s not a job. It’s an adventure!
“I really feel excellent about the attention I get,” she said. “I like to be admired. I will dress in a way that makes my breasts look sexy but tasteful. I thought carefully about modeling, so I hope that everyone likes me.”
I have no doubt that they will. I have already.
And 2017 keeps getting better.
My boss has a chair that’s a little like that, but the tits…well, my boss is a man.
A long time ago, I did have a big-titted boss. I was working a part-time job as a typesetter, and my boss had huge naturals and never wore a bra. It was always cold in that office, and you know what that means. I’m sure she caught me checking her out a few times, her boobs jiggling like crazy in her tops. Didn’t matter to me since I didn’t care if I got fired. Her tits made the days a lot less boring. Maybe that was her intention.
Job incentives: 401K. Flexible hours. Paid vacation. Health plan. Boss with big tits.
New photos and a video of boss Joana Bliss go live today at SCORELAND.
Got any busty boss stories you’d like to share?
Holy crap, I can’t believe I’m about to make this confession, but we’re all friends here, right? And I think the statute of limitations on bra theft is less than 30 years, so I’m safe.
I had actually forgotten about this incident in my life. I was reminded of it only because Amaya May has a new hardcore posting today at SCORELAND, and it starts with Amaya finding one of her bras in a guy’s closet. As Elliot elegantly puts it, “This man is a bra thief!”
I thought, “What kind of man steals a woman’s bra?”
And I remembered, “You, Dave. You stole a woman’s bra!”
Yes, me! I did it! I confess!
And I got caught!
The embarrassing story goes like this: At the time, I was dating a girl who had nice tits but not big tits. She was living in a house with a girl who had HUGE tits and liked to show them off.
So, one morning after staying there the night before, I was in the bathroom, taking a shower, when I noticed the girl’s bra hanging over the sink. Those cups were the size of hammocks. I couldn’t resist. I slipped the bra into my overnight bag and absconded with it.
Well, about a month later, my girlfriend found it in the place where I was living. By that time, I had–ahem–used it several times.
The weird thing about it is that she didn’t bat an eye. She just said, “That’s not mine.” She didn’t ask whose it was. Maybe she already knew. Maybe a stolen bra alert had gone out in her house a few weeks earlier. I don’t know. That’s the weirdest part of the story…that my girlfriend didn’t seem bothered by this mysterious bra in my drawer.
You’re probably wondering what I did with the bra after I found it.
I did what any normal man would do: I hid it better.
Elliot asked Amaya if she’s ever caught a guy stealing one of her bras. She said, “I’ve caught guys sneaking a peek at the size of my bra!”
I do that all the time. I love bra tags.
Okay, we’re heading into TMI territory. Maybe we were already there.
It’s not easy being Rachel Raxxx’s bra. Oh, sure, you get to be as close as possible to Rachel’s JJ-cup naturals all day and night, but can you imagine the strain?
Rachel returns to SCORELAND today with photos and a video. Also, Day 24 of our month-long Linsey Dawn McKenzie celebration.
What’s your favorite LDM photo set? Have any of you ever met Linsey, and, if so, where, and what happened? I think I’ve told this story, but I once interviewed Linsey while she was taking a bath. She was naked, of course. Elliot and I also once went out to dinner with Linsey and her sister Alyson, and you should’ve seen the looks on people’s faces when the busty sisters walked into the restaurant.
We are living in a golden age of huge, natural tits. Just a few days ago, we saw Micky Bells in the bra shot of the century.
Now, here’s Roxi Red in the sweater-busting shot of the century. The idea that Micky and Roxi are both roaming the SCORELAND universe at the same time is mindboggling.
Roxi returns to SCORELAND Thursday with more photos from this set and a video. Amazing.
Okay, so the century is only 16 years old. I’m going to count the 20th century, too.
Micky Bells returns to SCORELAND today. She takes off her bra and takes a bath.
Tomorrow: Sandra Star hops on over to SCORELAND on Easter Sunday.
Have you ever finished jacking off to Micky before she even took off her top?