Tag Archive: Bras

If the bra fits, fuck Amy’s big tits

February 27, 2015 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Amy Anderssen has something she wants to get off her chest.

And something she wants to put on her chest.

And she has Tony, who’s eager to help.

Amy has gone shopping for the garment that’s revered by all at SCORELAND.

Brassieres.

They hold the goodies that Amy loves so dear. She loves to shop for them. Dressing her big boobs is very important to Amy.

After Amy tries out her new hooter holsters, she wants to try-out Tony’s cock. And does she give it some workout.

Starts today!

And tomorrow, the amazing Liza Biggs is back for more sex, sex, sex including booty bonking. Dave can tell you about that.

A double-feature boob-o-rama with two busty super-babes in heat. Sweet!

Amy has something she wants to get off her chest.

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Tigerr Benson’s big boob bikini blow-out

July 5, 2014 by Elliot James 1 Comment

On Tigerr Benson’s activity list is a variety of cock-stiffening events. Like most girls, she spends a lot of time in the bathroom.

After removing her very tight clothes, Tigerr tries on teeny bikinis that look like butt floss and fondles her huge tits. (Go to any beach and let us know if you spot anyone with a body close to Tigerr’s. The odds are not good.)

Then it’s a finger lickin’ good time for Tigerr and her pierced pussy followed by playtime with a giant dildo. She showers to cool off that hot pussy. Tigerr’s a clean girl with a dirty mind. Watching her will take a load off…your mind. Tigerr also chats in a second video. Love that Brit accent. There’s no guy butt blocking the view of that heavenly bod today. That comes on July 18 when Tigerr will be back in her first SCORELAND hardcore workout with a porn cock.

Thank you, Tigerr Benson. Like Alyssa Lynn, Tigerr’s first SCORE magazine is Holiday ’14. coming soon.

Tigerr Benson: stretchin' that SCORE tank!

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Boobs denied gravity

June 5, 2014 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

French scientist says bras don't help.

Dr. Jean-Denis Rouillon, a professor of sports science at the University Hospital of Besançon in France, has concluded that women would be better off not wearing bras.

Dr. Rouillon has spent 15 years studying tits. SCORE topped that record by seven years and we’re still studying them.

“Medically, physiologically and anatomically, breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra,” Rouillon claimed.

You can imagine how the bra industry felt about this announcement. A lot of bra wearers who read about his study did not accept it either. I’m not so sure either.

“This might be true for girls with small boobies, but for girls with D cups or DD cups and bigger, excuse me, but gravity will only take over. Running a marathon if you are DD or FF would be incredibly uncomfortable,” said one female critic of Rouillon’s hypothesis.

“These are preliminary results,” Dr. Rouillon said in a follow-up. “The small sample of 320 young women is not representative of the entire population. That would require something like 300,000 subjects. We will simply have to recruit a larger sample of the female population, and conduct further research.”

It’s a tough job but someone has to do it and Dave and I don’t have the time to help out even though it sounds like fun. I suppose you can write the Doc care of University Hospital in Besançon and volunteer.

To bra or not to bra? That is the question.

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Valory Irene squeezes her big-boobs into hot lingerie

May 28, 2014 by Elliot James 5 Comments

Our dear Valory Irene says in her sexy Ukrainian-accented English that she knows you want to see her naked. But first, Valory wants to try-on new lingerie, bras and panties.

“I want to tease first.” I love that accent.

Valory has a good point. Some anticipation and build-up makes everything better, and that includes what girls can do for us.

Valory is wearing a brown polka-dot bra and panties. She takes off the bra, shows you her naked big boobs then picks out a sheer brassiere. She hooks it from the front and then spins the bra around her waist. That’s Valory’s bra-on technique.

Looking into the full-length mirror, Valory approves her choice.

“And now, I take off my pants,” Valory says.

Bras, nighties and sheer dresses for Valory's pleasure and yours.

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The wind cried Angela White

January 22, 2014 by Elliot James 1 Comment

D.W. won this bra signed by Angela White.

D.W. of South Carolina was the winner of Angela White’s signed bra in the December ’13 SCORE bra giveaway contest. Upon receiving this ultra-rare trophy, he was inspired to write this  poem. Our office received it in the mail after the Christmas holiday.

Congratulations, D.W.

I thought I was going to have another crappy Christmas
When what should appear,
An autographed Angela White brassiere.

My eyes started to bulge
And so did my pants,
So overcome with joy I started to dance!

With her heavenly curves
And her voice from down under,
Her panties are what I’d love to plunder.

So Merry Christmas to SCORE
And to Angela White,
I’m ready to jack my cock all night!!!

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SCORELAND asks: Do you go with your wife, girlfriend or lady friend when she goes bra shopping?

October 19, 2013 by Elliot James 4 Comments

Yes, we would go bra shopping anywhere with Terry Nova. Even in her closet.

We asked in a Poll, “Do you go with your wife, girlfriend or lady friend when she goes bra shopping?”

Most guys have to be dragged along on any kind of female shopping safari. “Can we go home now?” is a familiar lament heard in malls and stores around the world.

However, for this all-important garment, so dear to our hearts and so near to their hearts, the answers were different.

Our survey revealed that:

19% said yes.

33% answered yes and said they offered feedback on her choices during bra selection.

44% said no.

3% said their girl buys her bras on-line, not at stores, depriving them of the pleasures of sitting near or even in the dressing room of the ladies’ lingerie section, depending on how liberal the management is.

So the yeas beat the nays.

Going along on a bra-shopping trip is a healthy activity for men.

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Winners of SCORE’s signed bra contests: Who are they? What do they do with their trophies? We hear from several of them.

September 27, 2013 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

 

SCORE magazine kicked off its bra giveaways in the March ’07 issue. The first bra signed by a SCORE Girl to wind up with a reader belonged to Denise Derringer. Since then, numerous autographed bras have wound up in the hands of a winner chosen at random from mailed-in entries.

While every contest gets a sizable number of entries, the most entries mailed in since the contests started were for bras signed by mega-busters Minka and Beshine.

Not every entrant who wins tells us about his background with SCORE or his plans for this unique trophy but some have. Here’s a sampling.

J.H. won Venera’s red bra. “I subscribe to four of your publications. My favorite models are Karen Fisher, London Andrews, Nicole Peters, Valory Irene, LDM, Cassandra Calogera, Nadine Jansen, Venera and Leanne Crow. I love big tits. Your team does an excellent job with your magazines. The decision to end the pull-out section was great. It was always in the way of the centerfold. I never had the desire to pull it out anyway except to view the centerfold in full. I do like it that your mag isn’t political or shock-raunchy like a few of the others. Now, I can’t tell you how proud I am to be the owner of Venera’s red bra. It’s so damn hot! The thought that the cups really did cradle her awesome naturals is so damn sweet!”

“Believe it or not, when I first received her debut cover issue (December ‘11), I was so impressed with her I went to the newsstand and bought two more copies so I could look at more of her pictures all at once. She’s so damn fine! I left one in the wrapper to preserve it for posterity or maybe her signature one day. If she ever does a scene for Tits and Tugs, I’d love to be the lucky guy laying there. I’d even stop jerking off to your fine publication long enough to give her awesome milkers the creaming they deserve. (I could have done better than the guy you had for Valory!) The thought of her saddled up to me with those big floppies in my face is even better! Thanks for the unique and authentic memorabilia. I plan on sleeping with it draped over my face all damn night!”

Mr. H. won Miosotis’ bra. “I am a SCORE subscriber in addition to Voluptuous, XL Girls and BootyLicious magazines,” “I have been subscribing to SCORE for seven years. My favorite SCORE Girls are Miosotis, of course, Chica, Angel Gee, Daylene Rio, Paola Rios and Karina Hart, just a few. Asking me for the square root of something might be easier than asking me to name my favorites. I watch SCORE videos and they are always amazing. Thanks so much for allowing me to have this momentous treasure.”

Mr. W.F. won Shione Cooper’s bra. “My wife bought me the magazine at Royal Farms. I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. She knows I like big breasts. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! Also I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and featuring beautiful women every month.”

E.R. won Maserati’s bra. “I purchase SCORE every month, mainly digital these days, from the eBoobStore.com And I’ve been watching SCORE DVDs since you started making them.”

Mr. R.O.  won Gianna’s bra. “I am proud to be chosen the winner of the Gianna Bra contest. Many thanks also for the authenticity certification. Gianna, I feel truly privileged to be the custodian of one of your more intimate articles of clothing.”

E.R. won Catt Green’s bra. “I am so glad I finally won! I have been entering numerous contests in the previous months and am glad to have won this one in particular! I buy SCORE from a store here in San Antonio called MEGAPLEX. My favorite models are Dors Feline, Lorna Morgan, and Karina Hart, plus many more. I buy SCORE DVDS over renting them, because I see no other way. It seems every magazine brings out another beauty. I will cherish this very article and frame it in my gaming room!”

Upcoming bra contests: Angela White (December ’13 SCORE) and Daylene Rio (January ’14 SCORE). You’ve got to be in it to win it.

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Brassieres. They hold the things we love so dear.

July 25, 2013 by Elliot James 7 Comments

Brassieres. They hold the boobs we love so dear.

This is the strange case of Otto Titzling and Philipe de Brassiere, two women’s garment designers who both claimed to be developers of what is now the modern bra. Or did they? I researched this tale for the truth.

The story that’s been floating around for some time now, especially on Internet web sites, is that a German-born engineer named Otto Titzling created that wonderful garment that is now known as the bra for his neighbor, a stacked and packed opera singer named Swanhilda Olafsen.

Both lived in the same New York City boarding house in 1912, and Otto’s design for Swanhilda’s over-the-shoulder boulder-holders led to him plunging deeper into the cleavage of women worldwide.

Among Otto’s subsequent creations were padded bras, the famous “falsies,” and the first front-fastening bra (we call them front loaders at SCORE). Unfortunately, Otto, despite his many credentials, neglected to patent his “bra,” although he did patent the later improvements he made on his first bra.

Then, in the early 1930’s, trouble started when a Frenchman named Phillipe de Brassiere began manufacturing his own line of bras supposedly based on Titzling’s original designs. Brasierre was a well-known and fashionable ladies clothing designer with a more polished demeanor than Titzling.

A brutal lawsuit began which lasted from 1934 until 1942 when Brassiere won the jury case. During the trial each man brought out real women to model their hooter holsters. Brassiere’s model was a beauty, earning her a lot of exposure. There was even a sexy photo of her in a popular magazine of the time, The Police Gazette, under the headline “I Did It All For The Bra.”

Otto did get a small jury settlement, but the strain of fighting the case for years crushed him. He died in ’42 from the strain of his financial losses and the emotional bruising. And that’s why the modern bra is often referred to as “The Brassiere” and not a “Tit-Sling.”

Sounds like a great story, right? Good for a PBS Masterpiece Theater series?

The only thing is, it was a historical hoax, and a widespread one, in the wake of a 1971 book by Wallace Rayburn called Bust-Up: The Uplifting Tale of Otto Titzling.

Rayburn previously had written a 1969 book about Englishman Thomas Crapper, crediting him with having created the flush toilet (he did not, although he was a sanitary engineer).

In another version of the story, Titzling invented his bra with the assistance of Hans Delving, designing it for a Swedish athlete named “Lois Lung.”

Over the past 42 years, the story of Titzling Vs. Brassiere has been accepted by countless newspapers, magazines and websites, as well as being debunked by other lingerie historians. Yet, their saga continues to carry on with a life of its own.

 

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Experiments in boob science

April 28, 2013 by Elliot James 1 Comment

At the Université de Bretagne-Sud in France, two experiments were carried out in order to test the effect a woman’s breast size would have on the number of men approaching her.

The researchers hypothesized that an increase in breast size would be associated with an increase in approaches by men.

This experiment’s a no-brainer, eh?

A young female confederate wore a special bra that let her inflate the cup size at will. In the first experiment, the girl was instructed to sit in a nightclub for one hour, and in the second experiment, she was instructed to take a seat at a sidewalk cafe. It was found that increasing her breast size was associated with an increasing number of guys introducing themselves.

Truly a fantastic discovery. Well worth the research grant. I would have liked to have been involved in this experiment, but no one asked me. Boob science marches on.

French scientists claim that big boobed woman get more attention from guys. Are they fucking crazy?

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Bullet-proof bras. Because busty cops need back-up.

April 8, 2013 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Go ahead. Make Arianna's day.

Remember that Blog I did about busty cops? I have a follow-up.

German policewomen will now be able to wear bullet-proof bras. Made of white cotton with the word Polizei (Police) along the seam, the bras will protect women who wear bullet-proof vests. The bras have no metal parts and resemble sports bras made of cotton, polyester, spandex and polyamide with no buttons or fasteners.

They will be issued to 3,000 women working for Germany’s federal police but wearing them will be optional. The bras will be available in four different sizes and a handful of styles. Each officer will be issued three bras. “These can save someone’s life so it’s not a laughing matter,” said the Hamburg policewoman who organized the committee called Action Brassiere, getting hundreds of German policewomen to try the bras on the job for 90 days before they were officially accepted. When it comes to protecting busty policewomen, we’re here to offer an uplifting show of support.

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