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Victoria Vale brings her killer ‘B’s back to SCORELAND, those killer ‘B’s being big breasts, beauty, booty and brains.
In this scene, Victoria’s somehow managed to get her 36L-cup tits into a 38HH-cup bra, a miracle of modern engineering.
Safety goggles are recommended when attempting to unhook her bra in the event that the elastic band snaps back in your face.
Some of Victoria’s secrets are revealed in her video and pictorial. I was able to ask the blonde, Amazonian bombshell some questions, questions that often get a glass of iced tea dumped on my head when I ask the waitresses at my local Hooters restaurant. Among them:
SCORE : Can you suck your own nipples?
Victoria: I can…just barely!
SCORE: What will always stiffen your nipples?
Victoria: Thinking about sex or erotic talk.
SCORE: What do the fans want to see you do in future shoots?
Victoria: I feel like I’ve been asked to do more fetish-type stuff, like Latex and stockings, and also shoot with classic and sports cars, something I love. And, of course, requests for hardcore scenes.
Victoria’s bras are miracles of modern engineering that rival the strength of suspension bridges.
We envy these bra delivery men. They lead such exciting lives. This hooter-holster courier lives the American dream when he delivers a box of bras to uber-popular SCORELAND Girl Milly Marks.
Delivery drivers dream of moments like this. It just hardly ever happens.
Horny brunette beauties like Milly Marks just don’t model their new bra purchases in their houses for strange delivery men.
They don’t fuck bra delivery men after trying on bras for them. Or maybe they do and keep it a secret.
Well, men, especially delivery drivers, can dream. Anything is possible even if it isn’t plausible.
SCORE and Voluptuous magazine editor Dave had once applied for the exciting job of bra delivery guy for Victoria’s Secret but accepted a desk position at SCORE instead. He had a talk with Milly when she was visiting Miami.
SCORELAND: As a girlfriend, you are a…
Milly: Definitely a 10, but I’ve barely had the chance to be a girlfriend. It doesn’t happen a lot.
SCORELAND: Why are you a 10?
Milly: I’m always horny. I’m always willing to help people out. I’m always there for someone sexually and in any other kind of way.
SCORELAND: On a scale of one to 10, your tits are a…
SCORELAND: Your ass is a…
Milly: You can be the judge of my ass. I’m not crazy about my ass. I think my boobs are my best feature.
This dude should appreciate his once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
How a woman puts her bra on tells you what kind of personality she has, according to body language expert Patti Wood.
Miss Wood is the author of Snap: Making the Most of First Impressions, Body Language, and Charisma. In her book, she explains that the way a woman puts on a bra relates to her personality.
“There are four distinct personality types–drivers, influencers, supporters, and correctors–who have unique ways of doing things,” wrote Miss Wood.
If a woman hooks her bra from the back:
She’s a supporter: “She sticks to tradition and follows along with what she’s been taught by mom and other influential females.”
If she hooks in front of her and twists the bra around:
She’s an influencer: “She likes to feel appreciated, supported and look the image that she’s projecting to the world, such as a business professional. She may own many different bras.”
If she wears a front loader:
She’s a driver: “She is a planner and researcher. She will not bother with hooks she can’t see. She will not make random purchases, including bras.”
If she pre-hooks her bra and slides it over her head:
She’s a perfectionist: “Everything must be done properly and the right way. She may not like attention.”
In our book, if you get to see a girl put her bra on (after she’s taken it off), you’re already at the point when you’re past wondering about her personality.
We have received several job applications to be Milly Marks' bra-fitter even though we never advertised that position.
"I want to manufacture a Tig boob pillow for all my fans," Tiggle said.
Here’s the story: We work and live in South Florida, where the girls walk around in tank tops and shorts and swimsuits most of the year. Which is nice. Real nice.
But do we see girls like Tiggle Bitties (August 2016 SCORE) and Paige Turner (November 2016 Voluptuous) in our travels? I sure don’t and I don’t think Dave does, either. They’re rare and even more rare because they get naked at SCORELAND. That’s why I never take any of them for granted.
"When I approach men, they get nervous," Paige said.
Today we have Tiggle, who’s the National Breast Association’s Most Valuable Boob Player.
“I usually wear something I feel hot in, whether it’s parachute pants or shorts and a tank top,” Tig says. “I don’t blame people for looking except if they’re gawking. If you see something that’s as out of the ordinary as my boobs, you’re going to look.”
Paige has a bra show on Sunday that’s one of the best I’ve seen because A) it’s brain-freezing to see Paige stuff her big ‘uns into over-the-shoulder boulder holders; and B) Paige does a running commentary throughout that’s very sexy. She’s really got a talent for eye-banging, too. Most girls don’t say much in these bra shows unless someone is asking them questions. Paige is the opposite.
You can watch men in tights this weekend or you can watch chicks with tits bigger than footballs.
Amy Anderssen has something she wants to get off her chest.
And something she wants to put on her chest.
And she has Tony, who’s eager to help.
Amy has gone shopping for the garment that’s revered by all at SCORELAND.
They hold the goodies that Amy loves so dear. She loves to shop for them. Dressing her big boobs is very important to Amy.
After Amy tries out her new hooter holsters, she wants to try-out Tony’s cock. And does she give it some workout.
And tomorrow, the amazing Liza Biggs is back for more sex, sex, sex including booty bonking. Dave can tell you about that.
A double-feature boob-o-rama with two busty super-babes in heat. Sweet!
Amy has something she wants to get off her chest.
French scientist says bras don't help.
Dr. Jean-Denis Rouillon, a professor of sports science at the University Hospital of Besançon in France, has concluded that women would be better off not wearing bras.
Dr. Rouillon has spent 15 years studying tits. SCORE topped that record by seven years and we’re still studying them.
“Medically, physiologically and anatomically, breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra,” Rouillon claimed.
You can imagine how the bra industry felt about this announcement. A lot of bra wearers who read about his study did not accept it either. I’m not so sure either.
“This might be true for girls with small boobies, but for girls with D cups or DD cups and bigger, excuse me, but gravity will only take over. Running a marathon if you are DD or FF would be incredibly uncomfortable,” said one female critic of Rouillon’s hypothesis.
“These are preliminary results,” Dr. Rouillon said in a follow-up. “The small sample of 320 young women is not representative of the entire population. That would require something like 300,000 subjects. We will simply have to recruit a larger sample of the female population, and conduct further research.”
It’s a tough job but someone has to do it and Dave and I don’t have the time to help out even though it sounds like fun. I suppose you can write the Doc care of University Hospital in Besançon and volunteer.
To bra or not to bra? That is the question.
D.W. won this bra signed by Angela White.
D.W. of South Carolina was the winner of Angela White’s signed bra in the December ’13 SCORE bra giveaway contest. Upon receiving this ultra-rare trophy, he was inspired to write this poem. Our office received it in the mail after the Christmas holiday.
I thought I was going to have another crappy Christmas
When what should appear,
An autographed Angela White brassiere.
My eyes started to bulge
And so did my pants,
So overcome with joy I started to dance!
With her heavenly curves
And her voice from down under,
Her panties are what I’d love to plunder.
So Merry Christmas to SCORE
And to Angela White,
I’m ready to jack my cock all night!!!
Venera’s 32H tit-sling.
Shione’s 34DDD bra.
Denise Derringer and her 36E hooter-holster.
Catt Green’s cup size is 36G.
Beshine and her off-the-chart bra.
Miosotis and her 36KKK bra.
SCORE magazine kicked off its bra giveaways in the March ’07 issue. The first bra signed by a SCORE Girl to wind up with a reader belonged to Denise Derringer. Since then, numerous autographed bras have wound up in the hands of a winner chosen at random from mailed-in entries.
While every contest gets a sizable number of entries, the most entries mailed in since the contests started were for bras signed by mega-busters Minka and Beshine.
Not every entrant who wins tells us about his background with SCORE or his plans for this unique trophy but some have. Here’s a sampling.
J.H. won Venera’s red bra. “I subscribe to four of your publications. My favorite models are Karen Fisher, London Andrews, Nicole Peters, Valory Irene, LDM, Cassandra Calogera, Nadine Jansen, Venera and Leanne Crow. I love big tits. Your team does an excellent job with your magazines. The decision to end the pull-out section was great. It was always in the way of the centerfold. I never had the desire to pull it out anyway except to view the centerfold in full. I do like it that your mag isn’t political or shock-raunchy like a few of the others. Now, I can’t tell you how proud I am to be the owner of Venera’s red bra. It’s so damn hot! The thought that the cups really did cradle her awesome naturals is so damn sweet!”
“Believe it or not, when I first received her debut cover issue (December ‘11), I was so impressed with her I went to the newsstand and bought two more copies so I could look at more of her pictures all at once. She’s so damn fine! I left one in the wrapper to preserve it for posterity or maybe her signature one day. If she ever does a scene for Tits and Tugs, I’d love to be the lucky guy laying there. I’d even stop jerking off to your fine publication long enough to give her awesome milkers the creaming they deserve. (I could have done better than the guy you had for Valory!) The thought of her saddled up to me with those big floppies in my face is even better! Thanks for the unique and authentic memorabilia. I plan on sleeping with it draped over my face all damn night!”
Mr. H. won Miosotis’ bra. “I am a SCORE subscriber in addition to Voluptuous, XL Girls and BootyLicious magazines,” “I have been subscribing to SCORE for seven years. My favorite SCORE Girls are Miosotis, of course, Chica, Angel Gee, Daylene Rio, Paola Rios and Karina Hart, just a few. Asking me for the square root of something might be easier than asking me to name my favorites. I watch SCORE videos and they are always amazing. Thanks so much for allowing me to have this momentous treasure.”
Mr. W.F. won Shione Cooper’s bra. “My wife bought me the magazine at Royal Farms. I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. She knows I like big breasts. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! Also I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and featuring beautiful women every month.”
E.R. won Maserati’s bra. “I purchase SCORE every month, mainly digital these days, from the eBoobStore.com And I’ve been watching SCORE DVDs since you started making them.”
Mr. R.O. won Gianna’s bra. “I am proud to be chosen the winner of the Gianna Bra contest. Many thanks also for the authenticity certification. Gianna, I feel truly privileged to be the custodian of one of your more intimate articles of clothing.”
E.R. won Catt Green’s bra. “I am so glad I finally won! I have been entering numerous contests in the previous months and am glad to have won this one in particular! I buy SCORE from a store here in San Antonio called MEGAPLEX. My favorite models are Dors Feline, Lorna Morgan, and Karina Hart, plus many more. I buy SCORE DVDS over renting them, because I see no other way. It seems every magazine brings out another beauty. I will cherish this very article and frame it in my gaming room!”
Upcoming bra contests: Angela White (December ’13 SCORE) and Daylene Rio (January ’14 SCORE). You’ve got to be in it to win it.
This weekend, two things happened to me which are noteworthy.
The first is that I was suckered with pizza and beer into helping a friend paint his new apartment . (Really, I did it because I am a good friend, but beer always improves house painting, I think.)
The second is that I found myself at Home Depot buying paint.
While that is not of note necessarily, what happened at this hardware mecca is.
You see, when I go to Home Depot, I get hit on alllllllllllll the time. It’s a store fueled by testosterone and tools. Within its confines, you will find all kinds of men doing and buying things that are manly. Husbands, construction worker types, college-aged jocks, burly older types all walking around and checking out the goods.
And by the goods, I mean the few women that are in the store looking lost and unsure of themselves. (Tools and home improvement are not most women’s cup of tea.) So, whenever I find myself at Home Depot, there are men looking at my boobs in every aisle.
Sometimes they approach me and sometimes they just gawk at me, but the bottom line is, if you have a big rack like I do, or a big ass like most of the women in Miami do, you are getting hit on. That is a fact.
Women approaching women in stores and striking up conversations about tits doesn't JUST happen in pornos.
That is why I was so confused when this tiny old lady came up to me and in very hushed tones asked me if I spoke Spanish. When I replied that I did, she leaned in and asked me where I bought my bras.
“My daughter,” she said while motioning with her head to a busty teen girl about 10 feet away. “She has big breasts like you and her bras don’t fit her right. Her breasts don’t look nice. Yours look nice. Where can I buy her the right bras?”
Now, the guys who I was with all looked shocked that this woman was discussing my breasts and comparing them to her daughter’s, too. But I didn’t even bat an eyelash. Maybe it’s because I work in porn. Or maybe it’s because I am used to people talking about my breasts. I just launched into an explanation about the importance of getting fitted for a bra and knowing your true bra size.
After a few minutes, I could tell that this mother, who had tiny breasts by the way, was not understanding what I was saying. Maybe it was my Spanish? Or maybe, because she didn’t have big breasts, she just didn’t understand the process of finding a bra that fit.
I then offered to speak to her daughter directly.
I walked up to the girl, who looked to be dying of embarrassment at the moment, and told her, “Your mom says you are having trouble finding bras…”
And instead of having an open conversation about what was clearly a problem for her (Her wrong-sized bra was riding up her back and her breasts were being pulled down by too-small, ill-fitting bra cups.), she totally freaked out.
“I don’t have a problem with my bra. I am fine,” she replied nervously.
“I can help you figure out what the problem is so they fit better,” I said.
“No, no. I am okay,” she countered. And then she walked away and I turned to her mother and said, “She doesn’t seem to think she needs help with her bras. I hope I gave you the info you needed.”
And that was that.
But I realized right there and then that this girl was suffering from Boob Shame. She was at the awkward stage of having big boobs where you try to deny their bigness because you don’t want to look different from everyone else. She was in denial and didn’t even want to talk about her boobs because they embarrassed her. Granted, I’m a stranger, and maybe she was uncomfortable talking to me about them, but she looked like she couldn’t talk to anyone about them. If she did, she would have asked someone, maybe at one of the many stores her mother mentioned that she’d been to, about her bra size.
It made me realize and remember how tough it is to have big boobs when you are younger. Young women have to come to grips with their big boobs and embrace that they are going to be big and that’s that. But it’s tough. In a world full of flatties, busty girls stick out like a sore thumb. And at a young age, they deal with a lot of teasing and terrorizing by their less-busty class mates and peers. I can’t tell you how many busty models have told me stories about being teased and ridiculed at the age when their boobs started growing bigger than their friends’ boobs. I can’t tell you how difficult and frustrating it was for me to find bras when I was younger.
I saw Little Miss Boob Shame again at the checkout, and she was covering her boobs with crossed arms and looking notably upset. I didn’t want to push the envelope further, but I walked over and handed her my number.
“I know it’s embarrassing to talk about, but if you ever want some advice on how to buy the right bra, you can contact me,” I said. And then I walked away.
And that was that.
I hope she calls.
If I can help her embrace her top-heaviness at a young age, she will have an easier time adjusting to them overall.
And that’s how we do away with Boob Shame…one pair at a time.