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Make it a SCOREtv DVD night

September 12, 2012 by Elliot James 2 Comments

SCOREtv Holiday Edition DVD is now in stores.

SCOREtv Holiday Edition has just been released to stores in North America as well as Europe. My concern is that a TV network suit will rent it or buy it, watch it and decide to hire Dave away as a late-night talk show host. I mean, the guy is all over these box covers. What’s next? His own show on NBC?

Along with the Boob Cruises and the On Location DVDs, the SCOREtv shows are great favorites of mine. I love the mix of tits, skits, chats and comedy.

SCOREtv is like MAD TV, Jimmy Kimmel, Conan, The Man Show and The Benny Hill Show all rolled into one but better because of the SCORE and V-mag Girls and their bare boobs.

Check out your neighborhood video store for SCOREtv Holiday Edition or get it at eBoobstore.com.

SCOREtv The First Season contains eight episodes.

 

SCOREtv Season 1 is also on DVD. This edition contains eight of the original episodes featuring an all-star group of hotties.

 

SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored The Movie amps and ramps up the volume with an all-hardcore XXX edition starring Angelina Castro, Stephanie Stalls, Kali West, Nadia Night and Kelly Christiansen.

Why not get all three? Once you start, you can’t stop.

SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored was filmed in Hump-Vision and SeXXX-o-rama.

 

 

 

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Molly Howard takes two, and I take about a month to find out about it

September 10, 2012 by Dave 2 Comments

Molly Howard. Fuck!

Way back in March, I complained about Elliot and Maria not making me aware of the presence of Molly Howard. To which Elliot replied, “Uh…Dave, you got the email about Molly two months ago…” And Maria said, “Yeah, we told you about her. So, this FAIL! is all on you, Dave. I believe that Elliot and I win. The end.”

But, of course, I had the last word and said, “Clearly, Elliot and Maria are teaming up on me to cover their asses and because they feel guilty. That’s okay. I forgive them.”

Anyway, as Elliot pointed out, this is not about me and Maria and Elliot. This is about Molly, a blockbuster blonde with giant, natural tits and a big ass. Recently, Molly took on two of our biggest studs at XLGirls.com. They fucked her mouth, pussy and tits and soaked her rack with their loads. If this were TV, it would be must-see TV. Instead, it’s must-see XL Girls TV.

I know. I’m a little obsessed with Molly. But look at the picture of her I’ve provided for your viewing pleasure. I have good reason to be obsessed. And I’m not the only one.

Steveo said, “Molly Howard is THE sexiest woman on this site!! I cum over the thought of eating her chubby pussy and spraying my load across her sexy lips!! FUCK!!!”

Very elegantly put, Steveo.

Seth1968 added, “She sucks cock in the spitty, drooly lovely way and these scenes make my cock go to blaze in seconds. I am digging Molly’s foxiness and watching her get tagged by two dudes is hot shit! She is fucking sexy all the way!”

Wonderful! Poetry, indeed, Seth.

Of course, as usual, I am late to the game on this Molly video. It was posted on August 16. I discovered it yesterday. But that’s okay. Better late than never. Is it the greatest video in the history of XLGirls.com? If it isn’t, I want to see the one that’s better.

 

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Today at XLGirls.com: Fresh, new tits, and she’s happy to show ’em!

September 6, 2012 by Dave 1 Comment

Nikki Smith is always happy, especially when she's showing off her boobs.

The girls who come to see us in our studio tend to be very happy with their tits. Nikki Smith, a newcomer from California, is very happy with her big, fat, natural tits.

“I’m very comfortable with the attention that my breasts bring,” said 23-year-old Nikki. “When I go out to a party, I always wear something low-cut and flaunt my assets, but, of course, there are times when I do try to be more modest.”

This is not one of those times.

This is a time for Nikki to flaunt her assets. Her H-cup assets. Her 45-34-41 body.

When I looked over the model info sheet Nikki filled out for us, a few things caught my eye.

One: “My favorite everyday date would be frozen yogurt, a great movie and an awesome fuck outside in the parking lot.” Now that’s my idea of a great date, but can we skip the yogurt and the movie?

Two: We asked, “At what age did you first start to develop?” She answered, “Summer between seventh and eighth grades.” It has definitely been my experience that the summer is when most boob growth spurts occur. I don’t know why this is. It just is. Wonderful things happen during the summer.

Three: “I grew up doing competitive cheerleading and dance.”

Which leads us to this little Blog video with Nikki. Check it out. I really enjoyed meeting her. Near the end, I zero in on her tits. I did it for you guys, but mostly, I did it for me. Then check out Nikki’s debut at XLGirls.com. She smiles a lot. She’s happy. She’ll make you happy, too.

 

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Shy? If Kalila is shy, then I’m the editor of Encylopedia Brittanica

September 2, 2012 by Dave 4 Comments

It’s not always easy to figure out a person. Take Kalila Kane, the DDD-cup newcomer who debuts today at SCORELAND. When I first met Kalila in the SCORE Studio, she was happily talking about her tits and being the fun-loving, young girl she is.

But then, within minutes, she was revealing to me how nervous she was about being photographed nude for the first time.

Then, when I did this Blog video, one of the first things she said to me was, “My tits are really good for tit-fucking. I do a lot of crazy stuff with them. It’s fun.”

And, yet, her nerves still hadn’t settled.

Then she told me that she’s shy.

Then I looked on her model info sheet and saw things like, “I want to be in a 20-guy gangbang” and “I don’t wear a bra when I sleep/swim/fuck” and “I might be addicted to masturbating” and “I’m really into group sex and consensually forced sex at the moment, so most of my fantasies revolve around that.”

But, then, in the part of the info sheet where we asked, “Were you the bustiest girl in school,” Kalila answered, “Yes. Also the shyest.”

Shy? Okay. But there’s a lot of spread tits and pussy and fingered pussy in the photo set that goes live today. So I’m kinda wondering, what’s Kalila’s idea of shy?

Enjoy this introduction to Kalila. Then check her out at SCORELAND.

 

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Yoga boobs…fun to watch, but is it good for boob size?

August 30, 2012 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Is yoga a threat to the big-boob community?

Yoga is considered to be a healthy activity for both mind and body.

I am not going to dispute this fact that’s been known for thousands of years.

Yet there is a lurking danger behind this seemingly innocent and beneficial practice.

Breasts are composed of fat and glands. When a girl gains or loses weight, her boobs usually follow in suit and often her breasts are the first to lose mass and weight when she loses weight.

Depending on the style of yoga, different numbers of calories are burned during yoga training.

Calorie burning leads to fat loss.

Fat loss leads to breast mass loss.

I might sound like an overreacting alarmist, but I worry about stuff like this.

A pound is 3,500 calories.

Yoga can burn 100 to 594 calories per hour depending on the style.

So, please, if you have big boobs and practice yoga, or you know someone who has big-boobs and practices yoga, please humor me, stay alert and watch your weight.

 

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You know what I love?

August 4, 2012 by Dave 13 Comments

This.

I’ll leave it to you to figure out what “this” is.

Gya Roberts at SCORELAND.

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The HH cups of Melissa Reed

July 31, 2012 by Elliot James 3 Comments

How did Melissa Reed find out about SCORE?

A SCORE Man takes the credit.

“A friend of mine recommended you,” Melissa said. “I looked at the website and the magazine and decided to try it. You contacted me back right away.”

Melissa is one of the next generation of models that goes straight to pole dancing in the blink of an eye.

It’s not for every new model, of course, and it will never be for everyone, but for the adventurous types like Melissa, Sadie Blooms, Chantal Raye, Goldie Ray and other recent newcomers, the fit is right and tight.

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Dolly Delight, big tits in bikinis and summer: A homework assignment

July 27, 2012 by Dave 2 Comments

Girls like Dolly Delight in bikinis like this are one-in-a-million.

I’m usually not one to give homework assignments (I hated homework when I was in school. All I wanted to do at night was watch hockey). But, today, I’m going to give you a homework assignment. Yeah, I know, it’s summer and school is out, but I think you’ll like it. Here it is:

1. Take a look at this photo of Dolly Delight in a bikini. It’s from her photo set that went up yesterday at SCORELAND. The video went live today.

2. Memorize it.

3. This weekend, go to the beach. Or to the pool. Or to the park. Or wherever bikini babes in your area congregate.

4. Take a look around. Take a lot of looks around. Hang out for a few hours. Enjoy yourself. Relax. It’s summer. You deserve it.

5. But while you’re there, remember this photo of Dolly Delight.

I’m going to guarantee that you’re not going to see a single girl with a body that even comes close to Dolly’s, and I’m going to bet that no girl will be wearing a bikini like the one Dolly is kinda wearing here.

But your homework assignment isn’t yet complete:

1. If you do see a girl who’s even remotely built like Dolly, see if you can find a way to get her over to BeASCOREModel.com. Try not to be too forward (meaning don’t get arrested and don’t get punched by her deadbeat boyfriend). We pay finders’ fees! And don’t forget to report back on the Blog.

2. If you don’t see a girl who’s even remotely built like Dolly (which you probably won’t), well, just remember: Girls like Dolly in (and out of) bikinis like this are what make SCORELAND special.

Have a great summer weekend. And good luck.

 

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Next week at SCORELAND2: A foursome, an anal first-timer, Maria Moore hardcore, black ‘n’ stacked legends and a super-natural secretary

July 21, 2012 by Dave 2 Comments

That's Sammie on the left, Jenny on the right

What’s SCORELAND2 all about? Well, one of the things it’s all about is $9.99 a month for photo/video updates five days a week and an archive of some of the best scenes from SCORELAND, SCOREVideos.com, XLGirls.com and many of our other websites. You won’t find any new stuff at SCORELAND2 (everything is at least two years old), but you’ll find lots and lots of great big-boob stuff (solo and hardcore) to jack to. And, like I said, it’s all just $9.99.

SCORELAND2 is also about having something for every big-boob lover…a wide variety of girls and scenes…so things never get boring. I think the upcoming week at SCORELAND2 is something to get excited about on many levels.

Monday: Jenny Hill and Sammie Black, two of the great black ‘n’ stacked naturals of the 1990s, two girls whose naturals boobs are as big and floppy and pliable as any I’ve ever seen, go tit-to-tit in one of only three or four scenes they shot together. There was true chemistry between Jenny and Sammie, perhaps because when they met, it was like, “Really? There’s another girl out there who’s built like me?”

Tuesday: Maria Moore, one of the greatest plumpers ever, puts on a spectacular cleavage show then sucks and fucks in one of her earliest hardcore scenes. It’s amazing that the lucky dude who porks her wasn’t suffocated by her massive mammaries. I just checked, and according to XLGirls.com, Maria has FF-cups. No fuckin’ way. They’re much bigger.

If all secretaries looked like Michelle May, executives' marriages would last about two weeks.

Wednesday: Michelle May, during her first visit to our studio, as a super-stacked secretary. Cleavage pouring out of a top as she sits as her desk. Amazing shots looking up at her soft, plush, firm rack. What a view!

Jayden Prescott on her first day of nude modeling, ever. Back home: her loving husband.

Thursday: Jayden Prescott, slim ‘n’ stacked reader’s wife, a girl we first introduced on the Blog on October 1, 2009, a girl who had never posed nude or even been a stripper, does the thing that made her so special: First day in the studio, she not only fucks a total stranger, she takes his cock in her tight little ass. Jayden’s a little lady, and to this day, I still don’t know how she fit that cock in her butthole. First time out of the box, first time in the box.

Friday: Christy Marks and Terry Nova in their barnside four-way with two dudes from Busty Riding Academy. I was in Hungary during that shoot, but I wasn’t at the stable that day. Unlucky me, I was watching Jasmine Black, Melissa Mandlkova and Kristy Klenot splash water all over each other and have a catfight. I know, tough job.

And so completes a great (but typical) week at SCORELAND2: super-naturals in girl-girl action, a great plumper fucking, a stacked girl-next-door putting on an amazing tit show, a reader’s wife taking it up the ass and two of the most-popular naturals ever in four-way hardcore action.

That’s a lot to look forward to. And did I mention? Just $9.99.

 

 

 

 

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Siri, what are you doing this week at SCORELAND?

July 11, 2012 by Elliot James 6 Comments

Siri, why are you so hot?

The wonderfulness of Siri is back starting today at SCORELAND. Today’s pictorial is a warm-up for her hot and horny hardcore scene Thursday and Friday.

Siri calls herself a nerd. “I am a techy geek. I am a computer nerd. Oh, and I knit, too. I love Harry Potter, too,” Siri told Maria.

If so, Siri’s the hottest nerd I’ve ever seen, and that puts a new spin on the big-bang theory and the recent scientific discovery, the Biggs Bosom. I mean the “Higgs boson,” the newly discovered “God Particle” that may be the source of everything in the universe, including big tits.

More nerds like Siri are always welcome. But trust us, they are difficult to find.

Here’s a sneak peek.

And if for some inexplicable reason you somehow missed ultra-sexy South Beach bikini hottie Kitana Flores and her wild threesome video at SCOREVideos, here’s a look. What a tush! Traffic stopping!

 

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