Tag Archive: car washing

Chloe Lamoure: Busty & Bad Biker Babe

January 31, 2019 by Elliot James

We had Chloe Lamoure. We had the bike. The weather was cooperating.

Chloe changed into a tank top and denim shorts and sponge-bathed her busty body more than she did the bike.

Chloe was a skinny girl growing up. She’s added considerable curves since then.

“I used to do a little power-lifting,” Chloe said. “Now I am doing bodybuilding and fitness three times a week. I am a really strong girl.”

Bad to the boner, Chloe showed us how strong she is in her recent video that left porn stud Steve Q. exhausted. The photo set also has close-ups of Chloe’s big clit.

A babe, a bike, big boobs and bubbles.

Auto buff Danielle Derek buffs autos in the buff

January 27, 2018 by Elliot James

If you owned a car wash, Danielle Derek is the kind of uber-babe you’d want to work under you. Look at the detail and body English Miss Derek puts into this car wash.

“One of the guys I shot a scene with, I think it was Jimmy Dix, called me a fuck doll,” Danielle said. “I love being a fuck doll. I love being a guy’s sex toy. I love to wear high heels, full porn hair and lashes. It makes me feel hot.  But I’m also a strong-ass bitch too. I’ve always been in this for the fun and the sex. That will never change!”

Danielle is in the running for SCORE’s 2017 Hardcore Performer of the Year. Dave will be announcing the winner soon.

Put your trust in Danielle’s hands.

 

Know a car wash like this? We don’t.

December 15, 2015 by Elliot James

Drive-through car washes are overrated.

You won’t be getting this kind of car wash no matter where you live.

This is the kind of car wash that should provide lawn chairs. It’s an education in car wash science.

Our photographer even goes inside the car to show you Katie Thornton, sponge in hand, pressing her big boobs against the windshield. Here’s the trailer!

You can trust your car to the girl without a bra.

Working at the Car Wash!

October 9, 2012 by Maria

Charley stretches to reach all those hard to reach places.

Today I got my car washed at lunch and I was sadly disappointed by the two frumpy, older gents who scrubbed my car to a shine and then vacuumed it to a tidy state.

Karla James peels off her wet T-shirt to get more comfortable.

Ines Cudna confuses Car Wash and Body Wash and we are perfectly fine with that.

Not because they didn’t do a great job because they did. They did a perfect job.

I was just sad because they weren’t topless, busty babes with their tits glistening in the sun.

I was disappointed because they weren’t SCORELAND sex kittens who wanted to do dirty things while cleaning my car.

Ah, the busty car wash scenario…it never gets old.

I tell you, I have seen many a  fundraiser car wash before and always said, “If these cheerleaders had big tits, they would be making so much more money!”

I mean think about it…who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of stacked babes, dripping wet in clingy white T-shirts or teeny, tiny bikinis, just scrubbing and swaying and jiggling to get cars clean. Just imagine their wet, sudsy tits pressing against the glass, mashed and succulent. If that existed in every town in America, well, things would be better.

Cars would be cleaner.

Karina Hart wears heels to the job.

Tits would be wetter.

It almost brings a tear to my eye, that’s how fucking glorious ginormous tatas at a car wash would be.

Jenna hoses down after a long day in the sun.

And while there are no chesty car washes all over the place right now, here at SCORELAND, we have seen our fair share of hotties working at the car wash and that is enough to tide us over.

So please, enjoy these sexy, wet women at work and at play because ANYTIME a girl can be wet and half naked, it’s a good time.

xoxox

Maria