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Busty MILFs: The greatest thing on Earth
V.C. from Naples, Florida, writes, “Would you consider doing a magazine and XXX DVD dedicated to the best big-breasted MILFs, such as Rachel Love, Ashley Evans, Vicky Vette, Kelly Madison, Carolyn Monroe and Penny Porsche? Mature ladies talk sex and perform better.”
Now there’s a topic, and since I’m the editor of SCORE, 40Something and 50Plus MILFs magazines, I can definitely relate to what V.C. is asking for. He makes some good choices, but he left out a few, too, such as Kandi Cox, Selexia Rae, Daylene Rio and Harmony Bliss, among others. What do these SCORE Girls (SCORE Women, actually) have in common, other than their big tits? It’s simple: They don’t tease. They don’t fuck with your head. They fuck. Every single one of them, in addition to Rachel, Ashley, Vicky, Kelly, Carolyn and Penny, can be seen in hardcore action at SCORELAND.
Of course, in SCORE and on SCORELAND, we don’t mention a model’s age, the thinking being that it’s not polite to ask a woman her age. But any MILF lover can tell a MILF when he sees one, and it has nothing to do with how old she looks. It has to do with how old she acts. Mature women are more overtly sexual than younger women, at least in my opinion. They know what they want, and they go for it. They don’t worry about what other people think about them. They don’t allow the possibility of being judged by other people to get in their way of having a good time.
I probably could say more about the subject of busty MILFs (and MILFs in general), but in all honesty, I’ve never really tried to put into words why I think they’re so hot. I just know they are. I don’t have to think about it. I just know. And you know what I mean.
B is for busty birthdays
Ten years ago today at SCORELAND
The January 2000 edition of SCORE went on-line at SCORELAND on December 17, 1999 with pictorials of Brittany Love (covergirl and first photo set), debutante Daizie Kellogg, exotic dancers Amber Waves and Chrissy Lynn Peaks, super-sized B.B. Gunns from Philadelphia, porn star Carolyn Monroe, curvy newcomer Cindy Cupps and bra-destroyer Kayla Kleevage courageously tackling the organ of Ron “The Hedgehog” Jeremy. (The photos were black-dotted in the newsstand magazine. Uncensored hardcore officially started in April ’00.)
January ’00 marked the beginning of SCORE‘s longtime association with Brittany and Cindy. They’ve both made many videos at our studio since. The 1999 SCORE Newcomer of the Year Contest was announced with 35 girls entered. The winner was announced in the May ’00 issue. Does anyone remember who won?
Other sections included Reader Art by Jerry Haines from South Carolina and feature dancer Alyssa Alps was all over the USA in her “On The Road” column. The SCORE Model Directory listed the mailing addresses of the more accessible models. Email and the Net have made this list of post office boxes more or less obsolete.
If you’re a print magazine collector, here’s some publishing trivia. January ’00 was the last of the “perfect bound” issues, meaning the cover is glued to the pages and has a flat spine. Beginning with the February ’00 edition (a massive 164 page issue), SCORE would now be stapled through the centerfold, or “saddle-stitched” as book-binders call the process. The next step began with January ’03 SCORE when the exact copy of the newsstand magazine itself went on-line through Virtual-Newsstand.com. We were one of the first men’s mag publishers to try it, and it’s updated every issue. Check it out if you’ve never seen how an actual magazine looks on your monitor. Very cool.
‘Cos nurses have that healing touch
When it comes to the girls’ wardrobes, I know a lot of people like to see them in the kind of outfits a girl wears in “real life” (the mall, a restaurant, the park), but my own personal preference is costume play, aka “cos play.” Maybe that’s because I lived down the block from a strip club during my formative years. We did a survey on SCORELAND not long ago, asking “What is your favorite fantasy girl?”
Sexy teacher was #1 with 47% of 1000 polled while sexy nurse was second with 33%. For me, it’s nurse and maid. I had only a couple of hot teachers my whole life; the rest were ugly, old meanies. So I have a hard time relating. But I’ve known hot nurses and hot maids. Sexist? Of course. I fully admit it.
There’s a restaurant in Tempe, Arizona called the Heart Attack Grill with waitresses dressed like nurses. The nurse motif is not really why it’s called that. It’s the high-fat menu. Reporters, columnists, writers as well as nurses and nursing organizations have criticized the restaurant and the overall fantasy depiction of the nursing profession in movies and men’s magazines. The owner is my hero, and not for his burgers. Does anyone else fantasize about Cindy Cupps, Cherry Brady and Jezhabelle nursing you back from a fake illness? Or serving you non-fatty veggie-burgers in a hospital restaurant? But it has to be a fantasy nurse outfit out of Fredericks or Shirley of Hollwood. And they have to wear stripper fuck-shoes. Not a real nurse’s outfit. Especially those God-awful real-life British nurse uniforms. Those don’t measure up. Renee Ross said she wears scrubs. That doesn’t do it for me, but the thought of her being a nurse does.
Sexist? Chauvinistic? You bet. And proud of it. I have my list of SCORELAND Girls who’ve yet to don the crossed cap that I want to see dressed as nurses. A man can hope.