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Jessy Bunny: Covering Chelsea Charms

April 16, 2022 by Elliot James

Katy Ann posed for a tribute pictorial of Pandora Peaks, duplicating Pandora’s pose on the cover of the July ’96 SCORE.

Jessy Bunny does the same for one of her idols, Chelsea Charms, recreating Chelsea’s March 2000 SCORE cover as part of our 30th Anniversary celebration.

“I love all the SCORE Girls,” Jessy said. “There are so many iconic girls, like Anastasia Doll or Minka, just to name a few, but my all-time favorite is Chelsea Charms. Her whole body proportion is a goal for me.”

That March ’00 issue was a strong seller. It was the only time Chelsea posed for SCORE. Over the years, Chelsea’s boobs got bigger and bigger. She retired in 2020.

 

Birthdays, babes & boobs

March 4, 2013 by Elliot James

Girls who have big boobs wear the funniest T-shirts

December 20, 2012 by Elliot James

SCORE Girls, Voluptuous Girls and XL Girls don’t really need to wear funny sayings and slogans on their T-shirts to attract attention. I’m going to be focused on their chests, anyway, until they tell me, “Hey, my eyes are up here!”

But it gives me a kick to read ’em!

Problem is, they stretch their shirts out so far that it can be hard to make out what the words are.

Crystal’s shirt is “I’m N Luv Wit A Stripper” (A rap song by T-Pain.)

Chelsea’s is “Biggest Is Best”

That’s two of the reasons I love ’em.

I urge all models visiting SCORE to wear funny T-shirts so we can snap a shot.

Here’s a selection from SCORELAND.

Crystal Gunns

Chelsea Charms and H-cup Jane

Colt 45

Cynthia Romero

Sunshine

Vixen LaMoore

Felicia Clover

 

 

March mammary madness boobie birthday week!

March 5, 2012 by Elliot James

Measuring Up…

September 11, 2011 by Maria

I want to talk about boob size with all of you boob lovin’ dudes out there. Boob size, to me, is an interesting thing. Before I came to The SCORE Group, I was a mild-mannered reporter at a newspaper here in Miami. The most I ever thought about tits was that mine were bigger than most chicks. I was at the time a DD-cup and that was, at the time, the colossus of all tit sizes. (Mostly because Victoria Secrets only sold up to a DD-cup, so I had no concept of anything bigger.)

Then I came to work for SCORE and my whole concept of of big tits was completely turned around. I mean, I was STUNNED that huge tits like these existed. I couldn’t wrap my mind around it. Then, after being here for a few months, I would see D-cups and I would think, “Oh, those aren’t big.” lol

Now, I think I’ve become some sort of big-boob elitist. Unless a lady is packin’ F-cups or bigger, I am not really impressed.

Do you find that this happens to you? Or, do you just appreciate all big tits, even the ones closer to the D-cup range? Is there such a thing as boobs that are TOO BIG?

Chime in. I want to hear what your criteria is and how you set the bar for big boobs. How do tits measure up to you?

xoxo

Maria

The week in big, busty, bodacious, boobalicious birthdays

March 8, 2011 by Elliot James
Big-boob birthdays. The best kind. Happy B-Day to this week’s celebrititties.
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Fantasy SCORE: Yay or nay?

February 23, 2011 by Elliot James
The last Fantasy SCORE.

The last "Fantasy SCORE."

Beshine. A human Fantasy SCORE.

Beshine. A human "Fantasy SCORE."

“Fantasy SCORE” has a history in SCORE magazine that goes back to the August 1992 edition (Volume 1, Issue 2 with Letha Weapons as the covergirl). British artist Duncan Gutteridge’s ongoing monthly assignment was to take a celebrity and paint her with impossibly huge tits along the lines of Chelsea Charms and Beshine…years before Chelsea and Beshine became Chelsea and Beshine. Duncan’s first run ended in the Holiday ’99 issue.

Beginning with the December ’04 SCORE, “Fantasy SCORE” was revived as a semi-regular feature, often alternating with the “Rocket Girls” series painted by the great Otis Sweat until Duncan’s final “Fantasy SCORE” illustration in the February ’09 issue. Many of the paintings from the first series  and all of them from the second series are preserved in SCORELAND‘s Art Gallery section along with “Dream SCORE,” “Bomber Girls,” “Dick Boy” and other works of big-bust art.

Although “Fantasy SCORE” ended, we still get mail from people who have never forgotten it. With new female celebs who can barely fill a C-cup popping up all the time, there’s no lack of new potential subjects. We continue to get requests to revive it, usually with the person making the request’s favorite celebrities. When we publish those letters, inevitably someone else writes against bringing it back. A while ago, Greg wrote, “The reason I’m writing is because I am disappointed that you no longer have ‘Fantasy SCORE.’ I always was so excited to see who you would have next. Please bring it back. There are lots of us fans out here.” In this weekend’s “Scorecard,” R.L. writes, “I must agree that ‘Fantasy SCORE‘ is due a return and would continue to be a very popular feature.” He lists several celebs he’d like to see given a “Fantasy SCORE” boob job.

On the other side of the fence are the letters such as “I don’t like art or cartoons. Just give us photos. ‘Fantasy SCORE’ is a waste of space.” I’ve seen a lot of those letters, too.

I personally love busty art and have enjoyed Otis’ and Duncan’s work since I first saw them. One painting a month, in print and on the Net, certainly doesn’t negatively impact the amount of photos we run. I also believe those two guys inspired many younger fans to try their hand at creating their own art. Just to clarify things, there have been no discussions here about reviving “Fantasy SCORE” (or “Dream SCORE“).

What do you think? Yay or nay?

Man’s face crushed by boobs

March 8, 2010 by Elliot James
The face-flattening power of super-human boobs.

The face-flattening power of super-human boobs.

The massive weight of Chelsea Charms’ and Colt 45’s tits plopped on my face for over a minute was like experiencing the G-forces a pilot feels on his face or in a pilot-training centrifuge. Every guy has his favorite moments and photos. This is one of mine, from the Exotic Dancer Fan Fair in 2000, in Las Vegas. When they removed their boobs, I could breathe again. It’s true. A guy can be smothered and crushed by tits. Fortunately, I didn’t need the facial reconstruction services of Drs. Christian Troy and Sean McNamara from Nip/Tuck. I only wish the event had been captured on video. I still remember the feel of their boob skin. I wonder what the world’s record is for being boob-headed.

We thank birthday babes for what they have given us

March 4, 2010 by Elliot James
Happy B-Day to this week’s March babies. London Andrews has been road tripping around the USA for the past three years and is a great writer as well as a great model. Angela White is also a television star in Australia and appears in the sitcom, Fat Pizza. The tattoo on the inner side of Summer Cummings’  left ankle, TBLCITW, stands for her hometown, Reno, Nevada, “The Biggest Little City In the World.” Amber Diamond was discovered by model and porn star Taylor Wane. Vicky Vann from Texas was discovered by SCORE‘s Sports Trivia columnist Greg Maiuro. One of Chelsea Charms’ favorite authors is Charles Dickens. (I think he wrote A Tale of Two Titties. Yeah, that’s the guy.) Kellie Garnett only posed for SCORE and Voluptuous and she went back to her receptionist job after her modeling phase with us. Kellie did a video interview with me and Dave that I’ll never forget. We hope you all get a lot of great B-Day gifts, ladies!

The Fulsom Factor

January 2, 2010 by Maria

There are a lot of things that impressed me when I first started working for SCORE about five and a half years ago. Back in those days, I was a records clerk, going through our magazines and pushing paperwork around the office for each issue.

One of the most-impressive things was meeting the great boob Jedi Master himself, Mr. Elliot James. The man who could identify a model by just seeing a picture of her nipple and could then tell me the entire history of her career and what magazines she appeared in. (My goal is to one day have the Boob Force that Jedi James has.)

The second impressive thing at SCORE was the HUGE image library filled with about a zillion photo sets of busty babes. (Like Xanadu, but with tits!)

Check out the HUGE knockers on Cindy. Fake, but fuckin' impressive!

Check out the HUGE knockers on Cindy. Fake, but fuckin' impressive!

But, I will admit (With a sheepish grin on my face!) that

Zena Fulsom's gargantuan guns are actually prosthetic.

Zena Fulsom's gargantuan guns are actually prosthetic.

THE most impressive thing of all time were the photos of Zena and Cindy Fulsom I ran into one day in said image library.

My first thoughts were HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK!?! Followed by WHOA!

Naturally, after seeing these two ladies’ intensely immense assets, I ran to Elliot, who told me the whole history of the Fulsom sisters and their, um, what words would be best to describe them…hmmm…their GINORMOUS CANNONS. Yes, that phrase fits.

Chelsea's big hooters are actual implants that are composed of silicone and string.

Chelsea's big hooters are actual implants that are composed of polypropylene string.

You see, apparently the ladies wore prosthetic tatas. (I know, I was just as disappointed as you to find out that these jugs were removable!) And apparently, their chesticles caused such a stir that people would NOT believe that they were prosthetic. They kept insisting that they were real. (Probably bolstered by the implants that Chelsea Charms has, too. They probably figured if those things are on Chelsea and are actual implants, then the Fulsom sisters have to be real, too!)

So, I walked away with the knowledge that the Fulsom sisters a.) were not sisters and b.) were just wearing a boob costume, if you will.

A few years later, I had the luck of being sent to our studios in London to spend a week collecting sets and records to be shipped back to the States. I got to meet some of our British photogs, and as luck would have it, they took a shining to me and let me have a behind-the-scenes tour of our London Studios.

And while we were walking around the cavernous building, I nonchalantly asked about the Fulsom girls. Well, these lovely gents gave me the entire rundown on how the prosthetic breasts were created and how it took over 12 hours to attach them to the girls for the shoot. Apparently, the breasts were made by the same man who does all the prosthetic work for the productions of the Elephant Man around the world. (Just a fun fact for you!) And it took this gentleman many, many, many sets of prosthetic tits before they got a pair to actually attach to the model and not crack and fall to pieces once they were on due to gravity.

I appreciated the story and thought that was it and went back to work. But then, a few hours later, the Brits came back and told me to come along because they had a surprise for me. We walked through all these passages and halls (Our London studios are HUGE!) and finally arrived at a room where, once inside, they presented me with THE ACTUAL PROSTHETIC TITS worn by Zena Fulsom! (Even as I type this, I am literally LOL’ing.) You can imagine how impressive these huge, latex knockers were. So, I did what I imagine ANY of YOU would have done in that situation…I put them on. lol

I put them on and walked around for a bit, laughing and bumping into people with them. (They were surprisingly heavier than I thought they would be.) Then they showed me footage of the prosthetic tatas being put on to Zena. According to them, no one had seen that footage since it was shot. And to this day, no one has seen it since! I felt honored to be given a backstage pass to such a quirky piece of SCORE history.

And that, my friends, is my story about the Fulsom girls. And although Elliot James may be our resident Boob Jedi Master, he has never seen said footage or felt the actual Fulsom falsies…and I have! So, I kinda feel like I have one up on him. LOL! (Sorry Elliot!)

I may have said it before, but I will say it again…I love my job. Thanks for letting me share a little piece of my SCORE history with you.

xoxo

Maria