Tag Archive: Chica

Everybody in the pool!

July 20, 2013 by Elliot James

Floating tits rule. Girls in pools rule. Girls in pools are cool.

And that means their nipples harden.

After all, we’re based in Florida where it’s sunny 70% of the year and tourists visit just for the beaches and pools. It’s one of the best locations for outdoor photography. When the photo staff goes out of the US, the Caribbean is its usual stomping ground. The Boob Cruises of the 1990s are embedded in SCORE‘s DNA.

I love seeing the Girls of SCORELAND rising out of the pool as water cascades down their slippery slopes.

Water is their invisible means of breast support. They wear the original water bra.

 

 

Tits…IN YOUR FACE!

April 23, 2012 by Maria

Ah, the closeup shot of big tits…is there anything fucking better?

I mean, when you see a big pair of tits in the distance, isn’t your first thought, “Damn, I wish those big tits were in my face right now!”?

When you’re at a strip club and one of the dancers has a nice rack, don’t you want her to come over to you and slap those tits all over your face?

When a chick is riding your rod, isn’t it awesome when she leans forward and puts those tits right in your face?

Even as a baby…you wanted tits in your face.

Wanting tits in your face is an innate need. It’s a primal thing. It’s science, people.

That’s why today, on this ordinary Monday, I am going to put a lot of tits in your face. Because Mondays need more tits. And your face needs tits all up in it.

Click the pics to enlarge them and please, enjoy these tits…IN YOUR FACE.

xoxox,

Maria

 

Occupy SCORELAND. You’ll be glad you did.

December 24, 2011 by Elliot James

Who’s making a list and checking it twice at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com?

Kickin’ her heels up is newcomer Jasmine Shiraz in pictures and video. Jasmine gives us a boob-bouncing show, talks to SCORE’s Studio manager T (find out what Jasmine likes to wear on the golf course), does an up-close-and-personal bra show and then gets even closer-and-more-personal in a hands-on cam-show. The bodacious New Jersey girl-next-door blows away the cast of Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious and Housewives of New Jersey, in my opinion. Are there more like you in New Jersey, Jasmine? We must find them.

Who needs boughs of holly when Leanne Crow is decked out with boobs of jolly for the holidays?

Chica doesn’t need a coat. She has the warmth of the Dominican sun to heat up her bare bod. Girls don’t need to wear much clothing there any time of the year.

Valory, Eden and Sophie have a bed-rockin’ pillow bash and mash. This is what happens when you put busty girls in the same bedroom for more than a few minutes. No one knows exactly what causes this.

If you haven’t watched the new SCOREtv Holiday Edition, you’ve missed Jasmine as the model-in-a-box and you’ve missed Kelly Christiansen, Melissa Manning, Maserati, Minka, Desiree, Nancy Navarro, Micky Bells, Venera, Karen Fisher, Samantha 38G and Destiny Rose. It’s not a true holiday season without them.

Over at XLGirls.com, sexy Nikki Cars is finally back, and she still has that magic touch, proven by the fresh pictorial and video, “Driving Nikki Cars.” It took a while to find Nikki, but she was well worth it.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Titmas.

HAPPY SPANKSGIVING!

November 24, 2011 by Maria

Thanksgiving: A time for the eating of turkey.

Spanksgiving: A time to give your dick a jerky.

Ah, the great day of thanks. A time for us to eat and eat and eat and watch football. And eat.

A time of dishes and best wishes. A plethora of pies and contented, stuffed sighs.

While we know that pigskin and turkey will occupy your time today, we think that

on this day, we should all be grateful for the ladies who make you beat your meat.

So, in the great tradition of Spanksgivings gone by, allow me to give you our list of what we are grateful for this year.

THIS YEAR, WE ARE GRATEFUL…

Candid Boob Camera

October 1, 2011 by Elliot James

In stores next week: the Holiday ’11 SCORE starring Dolly Delight, Leanne Crow, Sheridan Love, Catt Green, Sandra Star, Chica, Alia Janine, Valory Irene, Eden Mor, Sophie Mae and a chance to win Maserati’s autographed bra in “Boob Beat.”

Check out the just-released Fall DVD catalog in PDF.

Should there be an award for fucking?

May 17, 2011 by Dave
Daphne Rosen offers up her credentials for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year. Her pussy and asshole are her other credentials.

Daphne Rosen offers up her credentials for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year. Her pussy and asshole are her other credentials.

Chica would be a candidate for XXX of the Year and Newcomer of the Year.

Chica would be a candidate for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year and Newcomer of the Year.

As many of you probably know, for 2010, Voluptuous magazine added a bunch of categories to its year-end awards voting. In addition to Model of the Year (V-Mag’s oldest award) and Newcomer of the Year, V-Mag now has Bush of the Year (Aileen Ghettman), Preggo of the Year (Lorna Morgan), Ass of the Year (Cherry Brady), Pussy of the Year (Jenna Valentine), Areolae of the Year (Denise Davies) and Hardcore of the Year (Christy Marks).

That last category is the one I want to focus on today. SCORE reader R.N. from New Jersey recently wrote in, “At the risk of seeming presumptuous, I’d like to suggest a category for future voting. I think many readers would like to vote for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year, the girl whose boy/girl layouts are the hottest. There would be some tough competition, I’m sure.”

The look on Christy's face says, "I want to be XXX SCORE Girl of the Year." Unfortunately, Christy, there's no such award…yet.

The look on Christy's face says, "I want to be XXX SCORE Girl of the Year." Unfortunately, Christy, there's no such award…yet.

This isn’t the first time we’ve received that suggestion, but the fact is, we’ve resisted adding to SCORE‘s current awards categories (Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and Big-Boob Hall of Fame) for a variety of reasons:

1. We don’t want to water down or deemphasize the existing awards.

2. Many readers in the UK wouldn’t be able to participate because they get the censored UK edition without hardcore sex.

3. Many readers and SCORELAND members already object to competitions between the models (and I kinda agree that everything doesn’t have to be a competition).

But should we change our minds? Should we implement XXX SCORE Girl of the Year when the 2011 awards finalists are announced?

And to qualify, would a tits and tugs scene be enough, or would a cock have had to have penetrated the girl’s sacred pussy and/or asshole?

Whaddya think? Should we or shouldn’t we?

Kaytee Carter’s covered

January 5, 2011 by Elliot James
Ain't she somethin'?

Ain't she somethin'?

Resistance is futile when Kaytee Carter is a beacon of beautiful bustiness on the racks of your local newsstand or magazine store. March ’11 SCORE is Kaytee’s second cover issue. Her first cover was her debut, May ’10. Featured this edition is Nadia Night, Mianna Thomas, Jenna Valentine, Morgan Leigh (centerfold), newcomer Gigi St. Claire, Chica XXX, Kelly Christiansen XXX and, of course, Kaytee in a supersexy seven page pictorial. A lineup of girls that really pack a wallop.  Busty Cock Worshippers 2 is the DVD Pick of the Month and Scorecard is packed with reader letters and pix. Dave has a new magazine contest going, “SCORE‘s 20 Greatest Naturals.” Readers can also enter to win Kelly’s autographed bra on page 22.  Better than winning a flat-screen TV, in my opinion. A bonus DVD is also included in the bag with the mag in most, but all, areas. Because we’re very generous people and have been since adolescence. Which most of us are still in.

If your local mentertainment emporium doesn’t carry SCORE for some insane reason, let us know at Scorecard@scoregroup.com and we’ll get right on it. Or get a copy swiftly and painlessly from the eBoobStore without having to actually walk or drive anywhere. And there’s a third option. Get the digital version at the Virtual Newsstand. It’s an exact copy of the newsstand magazine. Except you can’t hold it in your hands. Or you can subscribe now and get 18 issues for the price of 12. Call 1-800-421-0760 in the US and Canada. (Elsewhere: 001-305-662-5959)

You see, we’re not letting anyone off the hook here. You’ll thank us later.

Better than winning Derek Jeter's glove.

Better than winning Derek Jeter's glove.

Last minute holiday gift items…for yourself

December 21, 2010 by Elliot James

Tits the season for giving and who’s a better recipient for Xmas loot than you? Can you think of a better time to reward yourself with boobs and booty?

February '11

February '11

Treat yourself to February ’11 SCORE, February ’11 Voluptuous and XL Girls (SCORE Special 207), now at your friendly, neighborhood mag store. SCORE stars Valory Irene, Chica, Alana Anderson, Angel Gee, Stephanie Stalls, Kitana Flores and Arianna Sinn.

February '11

February '11

Voluptuous stars Ashley Sage, Sophie Mae, Virginia Simms, Miosotis, April McKenzie, Skyie Blew, Lexi Summers and Valory Irene.

XL Girls

XL Girls

XL Girls stars covergirl Analee Sands, Anna Kay, Julia Juggs, Kendra Grace, Daniella Grey, Kristina Milan, Charlie Cooper and Bailey Santanna. They put the rack in magazine rack.

The best specialty men’s mags on the planet. No one even comes close anymore. They gave up a while ago.

Not sold in stores, SCORE Xtra 13 and Busty Cock Worshippers 2 are a few of the latest must-own DVDs this holiday season available from the SCORE Store. There’s lots more to choose from. You owe it to yourself. Don’t feel like going anywhere? Call 1-800-421-0760 to order or log into eBoobStore.com.

Busty Cock Worshippers 2

Busty Cock Worshippers 2

SCORE Xtra 13

SCORE Xtra 13

Holiday floats

December 8, 2010 by Elliot James

 

No, not the kind of meaningless holiday floats you see in the Pasadena Rose Bowl Parade or the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade but the kind of floats that really mean something. Floats that really float the boats of breast lovers, both guys and girls. Now showing on SCORELAND, Valory and Chica demonstrate some key principles of water displacement. Let’s roll the videotape before that sinking feeling sets in. Diakuju, Valory, and gracias, Chica.

Now’s the time to give a big birthday shout to Toppsy Curvey (Dec. 9), Kerry Marie (Dec. 9), TracI ToppS (Dec. 10), Sheila Grant (Dec. 11), Casey Cleevage (Dec. 12), Angelina Vallem (Dec 12), Kitty Lynxxx (Dec. 12), Becky Sunshine (Dec. 12), Kellei G. (Dec. 12), Bella Blaze (Dec 13) and Carrie Ashton (Dec. 14). Many happy returns, ladies. That’s usually the counter next to customer service.

Happy B-Day, Kerry Marie.

Happy B-Day, Kerry Marie.

Happy Birthday, Casey Cleevage

Happy Birthday, Casey Cleevage

Will they float?

December 6, 2010 by Elliot James
For the sake of science.

For the sake of science.

Yes, they will. Tits have a lower density than water. Demonstrating the science behind buoyant breasts this time is Valory Irene and her trusty sidekick Chica. The super-natural duo immersed themselves in a cool pool for the sake of scientific research. We’ve done this experiment before with Cherry Brady. But ya know, retesting and continued experimentation is how science marches on. It’s a wet job, but somebody’s gotta do it.

SCORELAND: making science fun. See the photo set and video tomorrow.