Tag Archive: Cindy Cupps

How to minimize the deadline rush during tax time

April 16, 2012 by Elliot James

Hire more busty tax preparers!

That’s my taxing recommendation.

April 17 is the deadline this year for filing taxes in the States.

A lot of guys delay their filing until the very last minute, then they scramble and clog up the pipeline. It’s one of the least popular American activities, as is the case in other countries, no doubt.

My solution? Get them to see their tax preparers or their accountants earlier.

How can this be done? What would motivate the average lazy dude?

Simple.

Get more big-boobed women into the tax preparation business.

This will also attract a good percentage of those guys who do their own taxes. Why do it yourself when a good-looking tax preparer with E-cups or bigger will be happy to do it for you as you watch?

Sometimes the solution to a situation is so simple, I just don’t understand why it’s not obvious.

When I am elected president, I will offer free tax-preparation training and certification to any attractive woman, DD-cups and higher.

And I will throw in a free calculator.

Does anyone have a problem with this?

Customer asks tax preparer Karen Fisher to do his taxes slowly.

Birthdays this week:

Cindy Cupps born April 16.

Lisa Phillips born April 18.

Alex Chance born April 19.

Sydney Simona born April 19.

Kayla Kleevage born April 20.

The answer is…very big tits. Isn’t that always the answer?

March 11, 2012 by Dave

Crystal Gunns (left) & Cindy Cupps just before their one-and-only girl-girl scene together. Cindy was already a SCORE Girl when she hand-delivered Crystal's test shots to us.

Thursday night, I was watching Jeopardy, like I do almost every night, and for one of the few times, I found myself rooting for one of the contestants. You can probably guess why.

She had big tits.

I don’t think she had SCORE or V-mag-sized tits, but they were awfully big by mainstream standards, and she was wearing a tight, green sweater which, along with her very good posture, made her look even bustier. I think the cameraman was impressed, too. Whenever she buzzed in, the cameraman made sure her tits were in the picture.

I was impressed, too, by her bra choice. Although her sweater was tight, there were no indications of bulging cups or straps. I kind of wondered whether the Jeopardy staff had helped her out with that (maybe she had showed up with her tits bulging) or if she knew enough about her own tits and bras to pull off that smooth, seamless, well-kept-tits look.

Anyway, this woman (her name was Jessamine) won, and I was very happy about that because that meant I’d get to see her again on Friday.

Which got me to thinking…what if Jeopardy had a SCORE category?

I’ll give you an example:

SCORE Discoveries for 200, Alex.”

“The answer is…both New Yorkers, one mega-busty SCORE Girl discovered the other, who would go on to become a SCORE columnist.”

“Who are Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns?”

Got it? Let’s try some more. This time, I won’t give you the questions.

SCORE for 400, Alex.”

“The answer is…these two SCORE Girls were discovered in 1990 when a banner flying over Daytona Beach, Florida, read, ‘Big bucks for big boobs!'”

SCORE for 600, Alex.”

“Originally a passenger on the Boob Cruise, she would go on to win SCORE Newcomer of the Year.”

SCORE for 800, Alex.”

“This short ‘n’ stacked favorite discovered V-mag when she was cleaning her boyfriend’s bathroom.”

And finally…”SCORE for a thousand, Alex.”

“This super-natural had dropped out of sight when Elliot James re-discovered her dancing at a strip club in Huntsville, Alabama in 2001.”

And remember: don’t be a pussy. Always make it a true “Daily Double.”

 

Speaking of MRI machines and busty nurses…

January 11, 2012 by Elliot James

Slugworth mentioned in yesterday’s Blog about jacking in an MRI machine that if Cherry Brady or Renee Ross were there in nurses’ uniforms, he would make an effort.

Agreed, although we’d all rather be jacked than jack in that situation.

Nurses may be angels of mercy, but then there are some bad nurses out there, too. Really bad.

Not bad as in badly trained. Bad as in bad.

Presented to the court as evidence is this quartet of now-legendary bad nurses, responsible for more health crises than for alleviating them.

In their defense, this group is good at reducing the swelling…after they cause it.

Denise Derringer as the bad-ass nurse from Busty Dildo Lovers #5.

Cindy Cupps from the November ’07 SCORE. What does a nurse need a riding crop for?

Sarah Sunshine from Tits & Tugs #6, one of the hottest nurse scenes I’ve ever seen because of Sarah’s dirty talking.

Kianna Dior from BigBoobsPOV.com extracting semen samples in a non-prescribed technique.

A couple of years ago, a SCORELAND poll asked who your favorite fantasy girls are. A healthy 33% voted for the sexy nurse. But 47% voted for the sexy teacher. My own vote goes to the sexy nurse. In how many professions is there actual touching?

Denise Derringer: how bad is bad?

Denise Derringer: How bad is bad?

Cindy Cupps: good for what ails you.

Cindy Cupps: good for what ails you

Sarah Sunshine: nasty-talking nurse.

Sarah Sunshine: nasty-talking nurse

Kianna Dior: sperm sample extractor.

Kianna Dior: sperm sample extractor

Minka and Vince Lombardi: “The Connection” & Other SCORELAND Factoids

October 10, 2011 by Elliot James
Speak softly and carry big tits and a big tennis racquet.

Speak softly and carry big tits and a big tennis racquet.

Vince Lombardi, the legendary coach of the Green Bay Packers, was famous for his philosophy and quotes. How does Minka, a legend in her own area of life, stack up next to Vince in the philosophy department?

Let’s compare.

Minka: “I want to be the best. When I play tennis, I want to be the top. I don’t care who you are, I want to kick your ass, and when I got big tits, I wanted to be on top.”

Lombardi: “You never win a game unless you beat the guy in front of you.”

Minka: “Anything I do, I want to be No. 1.”

Lombardi: “There’s only one way to succeed in anything, and that is to give it everything.”

Minka: “They say, ‘Amazing! How can she carry that much big tits and run around the tennis court in hot weather, 100 degrees?’ I beat them by using my brain. I make them crazy.”

Lombardi: “Winning is not everything–but making the effort to win is.”

Minka: “When I was at the national games in tennis, the other girls were saying, ‘You are a porn star. How can you play tennis?’ I said, ‘Don’t worry. I’ll kick your ass!'”

Lombardi: “The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.”

Minka: “Every woman has a pussy, but they don’t have these tits.”

Lombardi: “Inches make champions.”

So how does Minka stack up next to Vince Lombardi?

Pretty good, we’d say.

On an unrelated, yet, similarly stacked note, exactly 10 years ago today at SCORELAND: Cindy Cupps visited the SCORE Building!

Cindy tries out the bouncy sofa in the SCORE lobby.

Cindy tries out the bouncy sofa in the SCORE lobby.

The bra killers and their deadly weapons

May 12, 2011 by Elliot James
Now at eBoobStore

Now at eBoobStore

During Boob Cruise 2000 in April of that year, Casey James, Maxi Mounds and Minka were nicknamed The Tit-ans. People used to trail our ship in small boats to see these three on deck and on the beach. I never saw anything like it.

In 2001, SCORE brought this trio, plus Plenty UpTopp, SaRenna Lee and Kayla Kleevage, to Florida for a movie called Mega-Boob Olympics. The DVD became one of our biggest hits and continues to sell very well. I’ve seen the DVD in dozens of stores. There’s something about girls stacked like Otis Sweat models brought to life that exerts an hypnotic power on lots of breast-men. Super-sized tits may not be for every man but for a very sizable group, they are.

The Bra-killers and Their Deadly Weapons

The Bra-killers and Their Deadly Weapons

This week, the eBoobStore releases the DVD The Tit-ans, a solo compilation of 16 super-juggy SCORE babes spanning the past 10 years. There’s oiling, creaming,  tight tops, bras, swimsuits and costumes, wet T-shirts, toy fucking and sucking, JO encouragement and more by the greats, both longtime faves and newbies such as Angel Gee, Angelique, Melonie Charm, Kayla Kleevage, Casey, Maxi and the newest fantasy super-titter to bust out into the world, Germany’s Beshine in her only DVD to date.

Boobs beyond belief. The Tit-ans have ’em. Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.

Born to be bare

April 12, 2011 by Elliot James
Pandora Peaks born April 12.

Pandora Peaks, born April 12

Slone Ryder born April 14.

Slone Ryder, born April 14

Jem Stone born April 15.

Jem Stone, born April 15

Cindy Cupps born April 16.

Cindy Cupps, born April 16

Daylene Rio born April 16.

Daylene Rio, born April 16

Angelique born April 16.

Angelique, born April 16

Kendall Caine born April 16.

Kendall Caine, born April 16

Lana Del Amore born April 16.

Lana Del Amore, born April 16

Shantay born April 17.

Shantay, born April 17

Angela White: The “white” is for the cum that’s gonna be all over her tits

March 25, 2011 by Dave

Listen, I know how it goes: All SCORE Girls are special. And they are. Every last one of them.

But some SCORE events are more special than others. I wasn’t working at SCORE (I was a SCORELAND member) when Chloe Vevrier did her first boy-girl XXX scene in 1999, but I remember that as being a special event.

Back in 2001, we did a three-month tease leading up to Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s first hardcore scene in the January ’02 SCORE. That was a HUGE event considering that Linsey had teased us for five years and many of us thought she’d never do hardcore. When her first boy-girl video arrived from England, SCORE chief John Fox put it under lock and key until its release.

Autumn-Jade’s first boy-girl in 2002 was special, especially with her added boob weight and the fact that she had re-emerged out of nowhere. We had thought she had dropped out of modeling forever. Crystal Gunns and Cindy Cupps never did full-on boy-girl, but their tits ‘n’ tugs scenes in 2007 were huge events, too.

Of course, these XXX firsts have something in common: In every case, the girls made us wait a long time. Or, perhaps more accurately, they were waiting until the time was right, until they were comfortable with doing boy-girl on camera.

Which brings us to Angela White. Angela has been waiting and keeping us in suspense since 2003, and today at SCORELAND, the long wait is over: her first boy-girl scene, a tits and tugs with J-Mac.

As Angela recently posted, “OMFG I’m so excited about this! And just for the record Dave I didn’t ‘really like’ doing my b/g scene at all. I fucking LOVED it! I still can’t believe I finally did it!”

We’re about to embark on a great four-week stretch of Angela White boy-girl at SCORELAND, an event we call “Angela White Finally Fucks.” Angela hopes your cocks can handle it.

Rack to the future: What if the 2010s became the 1990s all over again?

February 12, 2011 by Dave
Beshine prepares to sign the XXX-cup bra that will be given away in the May 2011 issue of SCORE.

Beshine prepares to sign the XXX-cup bra that will be given away in the May 2011 issue of SCORE.

We are now 11 years removed from the 1990s, and the era of the naturally stacked model has supposedly been upon us for a long time. Sure, the occasional Crystal Gunns, Morgan Leigh, Cindy Cupps and Beshine comes along, but these days, boob men like their women naturally stacked, right?

Well, maybe not. A recent Blog poll asked, “What is your opinion about super-slim ‘n’ stacked models like Beshine?”

And while only 29% said, “I love them. Beshine is what a SCORE Girl should look like,” those 29% outnumbered the 25% who said, “I don’t like them. I prefer naturals.”

Of course, the results of last year’s “Best of the Decade” Top 100, in which no augmented models cracked the Top 20, say otherwise. But our highly unscientific poll also revealed that 28% said, “Tits are tits. The bigger the better.” So, by my count, that means 57% of those who participated in the poll are okay with the mega-stacked augmented girls.

What does all this mean? Who knows? It could mean that girls like Beshine are one-in-a-million and they’re always welcome at SCORELAND. But, as I said, they’re one-in-a-million (probably literally), and anyone who doesn’t fit the Beshine template isn’t welcome. Or it could mean, as the answer said, “tits are tits.”

Or it could mean that the poll was wholly unscientific and completely meaningless.

What do you think? I mean, you told us already, but we need details. I’m just wondering: Does the era of the mega-stacked SCORE Girl merely seem to be over because there just aren’t many of them. If they started flooding back–if a new generation of girls like SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers and Angelique suddenly appeared–would you welcome them with open arms and hard cocks?

Announcing the finalists for the 2010 SCORE Awards. Don’t cry when you see the names of two of the Hall of Fame nominees.

October 21, 2010 by Dave
Is Nicole Peters' rack Hall of Fame worthy?

Is Nicole Peters' rack Hall of Fame worthy?

Crystal is a former Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. Is the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame in her future?

Crystal is a former Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. Is the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame in her future?

The January ’11 issue of SCORE isn’t officially scheduled to go on sale until November 2, but apparently, the issue has already found its way into several readers’ hands. That’s not surprising. Our subscriber fulfillment department mails out issues as soon as they get them, and many retailers don’t wait until the official on-sale date to put the latest mag on the racks (which is why you sometimes see more than one issue of SCORE or Voluptuous for sale at the same time).

Anyway, the reason I know the January ’11 issue is on-sale is that it’s our annual awards issue, and votes for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, 2010 Model of the Year and the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame are already starting to pour in. Voting will start in the members area of SCORELAND sometime in mid-November.

So, since the proverbial cat is already out of the proverbial bag, here are the finalists in each category.

Newcomer of the Year: Alexa, Angelina Castro, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Christiansen, Miosotis, Shione Cooper and Taylor Steele.

Model of the Year: Angel Gee, Annina, Ashley Sage Ellison, Christy Marks, Daphne Rosen, Daylene Rio, Eva Notty, Indianna Jaymes, Janet Jade, Karina Hart, Maggie Green, Merilyn Sakova, Minka, Morgan Leigh and Natalie Fiore.

Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Autumn-Jade, Casey James, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Diane Poppos, Inesse, Julia Miles and Nicole Peters.

FYI, a model must have appeared in SCORE during the 2010 publishing year to be eligible for the Newcomer and Model awards. A model must have retired to be eligible for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. So, yes, that’s the bad news regarding Nicole Peters and Crystal Gunns.

One more FYI: Eagle-eyed boob men will realize that Angelina Castro debuted in 2009 and is somehow eligible for 2010 Newcomer of the Year. That’s because the difference between Angelina now (super-sized) and Angelina then is so drastic, by all intents and purposes, she’s a newcomer.

Got a problem with that?

What’s in your fantasy?

October 18, 2010 by Elliot James
The hot car wash girl.

The hot car wash girl

The other day, we were talking about male fantasies brought to life on film and what fuels the guy brain. When I use the word fantasy, I mean something that could actually happen in reality (as opposed to having zero gravity sex in space with a lady astronaut). Is it costumes, situations, specific sex acts, locations or the woman’s behavior (assertive or submissive)? How do working women like teachers or saleswomen stack up against popular sex symbols like beauty contestants or strippers in the fantasy department?

The sexy stripper.

The sexy stripper

The sexy teacher.

The sexy teacher

Each of us knows what we’re drawn to. A few years ago, CNBC TV host Bob Berkowitz wrote a book about male fantasies called His Secret Life. One of the most popular fantasies was two women with one man. Men’s Health mentions sex in cabs and elevators in its top five as well as assertive women that make the move first instead of waiting.

The sexy hair cutter.

The sexy hair cutter

I like the nurse, hair cutter and maid daydream myself. I don’t go for fetish-oriented characters like dominatrixes. Getting whipped by a power chick is too much like real life, if you know what I mean. I suppose there are some guys who are actually able to live out all of their fantasies, but there can’t be too many of them.

What’s in your fantasy or fantasies? What do you like? Comment below or email scorecard@scoregroup.com.