Tag Archive: cleavage
Cheryl is busting out all over.
Cheryl Blossom, my new favorite, returns to SCORELAND today with photos, a video and a video interview so you can get to know her better.
Cheryl is only 20 years old and has J-cup naturals.
For the longest time, Micky Bells had been the Queen of Cleavage. I just have to ask: Do we have a new Queen of Cleavage?
Better yet, I think we now have two Queens of Cleavage. Nothing wrong with that.
How many things do you think you could stuff into Ashley’s cleavage, eh?
Originally published on August 14th, 2009.
Today I went to the boxing gym (Yes, I box. Not that Taebo bullshit, either. Real boxing.) and I met up with one of my sparring partners, Christina. She and I are great sparring partners because we both have big boobs. It’s kind of hard to box with big tits (they kinda get in the way), and I have to compensate when I block and throw punches and so does she, so it’s like we’re made for one another in the ring.
Well, when I met Christina at the gym today, she was already in her workout gear (sports bra, shorts and sneakers) and I asked to borrow her spare gloves. She told me they were in her car and then proceeded to put her entire hand into her bra and fish around in there until she pulled it out and produced her car keys. I am not talking about one key, either. I am talking about a key ring with about five keys on it. Then she said, “Can you do me a favor and put my phone in my car when you go?” and she reached back into her tits and pulled out her cell, too. Yeah…she had all that stuff tucked away in her tatas.
(I can’t lie…I tuck lots of stuff away in my cleavage, too.)
I just find it funny that chicks with big tits are like kangaroos, always tucking stuff away in their sweater-puppy pouches. I asked a few guys around the office if they’d ever seen a chick fishing around in her tits for something and they all said yes. In fact, one guy even said, “My ex-girlfriend once snuck an entire bottle of whiskey AND a camera into a concert in her tits.” Wow! I don’t care who you are, you all have to admit THAT is impressive.
I love the idea of the tit pocket so much that I once had Christy Marks head to South Beach, stuff her bra full of random items and stop strangers and ask them, “Guess what’s in my tits?” (Tits and games: The best entertainment.) lol
So, I guess what I am getting at is that tits are not only great headrests, cock holders, things to suck on and something to hold onto on the coldest of nights but also a great place to hold all of your stuff, too.
Three cheers for tits! Their diversity is excellent!
You just don’t see downblouse like this every day.
I know Elliot already wrote about this scene, which is live today at SCORELAND, but I can’t resist Natasha Sweet, one of my favorite naturals in the world, and I couldn’t resist this photo.
Really, how many times in your life have you seen this view, and when has it ever been this good? Natasha is amazing. I think she has one of the greatest natural racks ever. I also think she’s even bustier than she was the first time she shot for us.
By the way, this scene is also proof that guys with skeezy mustaches can get laid by beautiful women with huge knockers. Not that I ever doubted it for a second, but it’s good to see actual proof.
This is the part of the scene where Camelia takes the dude back to a sleazy motel room.
A remastered version of one of my favorite scenes from Sex In The Titties went up at XLGirls.com. In this scene, a girl is walking down a street in downtown Miami, her big naturals straining her yellow top. The guy looks up from his call phone, gives her a hard once over and says, “Nice fuckin’ rack.”
And then the girl stops, gives him the once over and says, “Sweet cock.”
At which point they go back to his car and make out, then they go to a sleazy motel room and fuck.
Does this kind of stuff happen in real life? Probably. Once in a while. But it happens all the time in porn fantasy land. That’s why when people sometimes tell me that a concept for a scene is too unrealistic, my response is usually, “So?”
Hey, if it can’t happen in pornland, where can it happen?
We can never get enough Katies.
The great Katie Thornton, finalist for SCORE Model of the Year and currently locked in a hot battle with three-time winner Hitomi for the 2016 award, returns today at SCORELAND in a pretty fascinating mirror set. Hey, the more Katie the better.
I think Katie and Hitomi should oil-wrestle for the title.
In today’s posting, Elliot includes a brief chat with Katie. I’m including it here with my annotations.
SCORELAND: Katie, what do you think are your best features?
Katie: I think besides my boobs, my legs are my second best.
Obviously, Katie is approaching this from a woman’s point of view. Her best feature is probably her face, but her next-best features are her tits and her cleavage. Her legs are very nice, but her ass is good, too. I’m also partial to her pussy. I also think she has a great voice.
SCORELAND: Many would say your face, even big-boob purists.
Katie: A lot of women come over to me and ask me if they can touch my boobs. I’ll say, “Yeah, go for it.” I’m fine with that. I like women.
Here’s further incentive for men to dress up like women so they can get to do things like this. The thing is, I just don’t see why women get to touch her tits in public but men don’t. Just because we get hard-ons? Does Katie think these women aren’t getting wet pussies when they grope her rack in public? Is this a sex thing? Or does Katie just realize that once invited to touch her tits, a man isn’t going to stop?
SCORELAND: Who’s better at eating pussy, men or women?
Katie: Oh, women, definitely.
I’m not going to get into the details of this or why women might be better at eating pussy than men are. I’m more focused on Katie’s answer, which indicates that she’s had her pussy eaten by women quite a few times. I like to think about that. I like to envision that.
When they were in Miami together, Katie and Danniella Levy stayed in the same hotel. I’m just going to assume that they went back to one room, not two, at night and ate each other’s pussies.
Is everyone okay with that?
The high-pressure day of a businesswoman is stressful.
That pressure has to be released. Today at SCORELAND, Juliana Simms finds a way during a 20-minute break she has before another damn meeting.
I talked to Juliana after she left the office for the day.
SCORE: Juliana, what attracted you to nude modeling?
Juliana: I was told about The SCORE Group and I thought my body was just right for this kind of modeling.
SCORE: Is there anything we should know about you that we don’t know?
Juliana: I think that you know all by this time.
SCORE: What clothing do you think you look sexiest in?
Juliana: I think I look sexiest in a dress. Maybe men have other ideas.
Who's really the boss?
Roxi needs to give her puppies some breathing room.
We are living in a golden age of huge, natural tits. Just a few days ago, we saw Micky Bells in the bra shot of the century.
Now, here’s Roxi Red in the sweater-busting shot of the century. The idea that Micky and Roxi are both roaming the SCORELAND universe at the same time is mindboggling.
Roxi returns to SCORELAND Thursday with more photos from this set and a video. Amazing.
Micky has more cleavage than the average 10 women combined.
Okay, so the century is only 16 years old. I’m going to count the 20th century, too.
Micky Bells returns to SCORELAND today. She takes off her bra and takes a bath.
Tomorrow: Sandra Star hops on over to SCORELAND on Easter Sunday.
Have you ever finished jacking off to Micky before she even took off her top?
Micky's a traffic stopper in Prague.
1. Just stare.
2. Walk on past her while grabbing a sneak peek.
3. Create an excuse to ask her directions.
4. Man up, introduce yourself and strike up a conversation with her.
Or maybe something else?
Micky, pregnant and bustier than ever, returns to SCORELAND today.
Micky's naturals are filled with milk.
Until now, we had seen two versions of Micky Bells. The first version, introduced in 2011, was a spectacular V-Girl. The Queen of Cleavage.
The second version, introduced in 2014, had slimmed down while managing to lose very little off her magnificent naturals.
And now, here’s the third version of Micky Bells. I wrote about her last week. Here she is: six-months pregnant.