Today at SCORELAND, Elliot asks, “Can you even imagine the pandemonium Molly Evans would create if she wore this outfit in public?”
Well, yes, Elliot, I can. Cars would be crashing into each other. People would be walking into lamp posts. Women would be slapping their boyfriends/husbands across the face. Yes, pandemonium is a good word.
But maybe Molly has worn this dress in public. You see, even though she’s only 18 (her 19th birthday isn’t until November), she’s a naughty girl. In a lot of ways, she reminds me of Christy Marks, who I knew was going to do hardcore the moment I met her. Will Molly go all the way? I don’t know. Seriously, I have no idea. NONE. Please do not read between the letters N, O, N and E.
Today is the last day to vote in the Voluptuous magazine Newcomer of the Year contest. Right now, it’s looking like a two-way race between Molly and Holly Garner. I’d call that a win-win situation.
2019 SCORE Newcomer of the Year Katy Ann returns to SCORELAND today with new photos and a video. Katy told Elliot how she makes a man feel special.
“I will cook a special meal, wear an outfit I know he likes,” she said. “If he has been eyeballing something, I will buy it for him. Love blow jobs? I will give him lots of blow jobs. High sex drive? I never have a headache. If he is into certain outfits and lingerie, I will wear them. I’ll put a wig on, too, for extra emphasis.”
Katy doesn’t need extra emphasis. We love her just the way she is. As for that outfit…maybe something like this?
Roxi Red goes all the way at SCORELAND tomorrow. Oh, yeah!
Originally published on Oct 31, 2012
A female Voluptuous reader named Renee recently wrote a lengthy blog comment about her love of huge boobs and bras. In her comments, she recalled a blog video with Roxi Red. “I remember Maria’s interview with Roxi Red and I could tell that she genuinely was in awe of Roxi and that turned me on because I imagined it being me in Roxi’s presence.” This is the video chat that resonated with her.
Fresh from her first on-camera fuck, Roxi Red sat down to chit chat with me about her first time.
(I love that I get to chat with models right after their first XXX!)
There are two stand-out moments for me in this video, so I am just going to put them out there for you right now so that you have the inside scoop.
1) There is a part where I ask Roxi to spin around and show me her outfit. Mid-spin you get to see just how hard her bra is working to contain her K-cups. You can practically hear the spandex straining under the weight of her tits. Her breasts are popping out in every direction. It’s pretty amazing.
2) The part where she plops her tits on the table and continues having a conversation with me like her tits are not on the table. You will note that I am clearly struck dumb by her massive tits just resting on the desk. I cannot even really formulate sentences. Her tits should be nicknamed Shock and Awe.
Roxi came and saw and came some more in our studio. And she did that with a smile on her face.
How many things do you think you could stuff into Ashley’s cleavage, eh?
Originally published on August 14th, 2009.
Today I went to the boxing gym (Yes, I box. Not that Taebo bullshit, either. Real boxing.) and I met up with one of my sparring partners, Christina. She and I are great sparring partners because we both have big boobs. It’s kind of hard to box with big tits (they kinda get in the way), and I have to compensate when I block and throw punches and so does she, so it’s like we’re made for one another in the ring.
Well, when I met Christina at the gym today, she was already in her workout gear (sports bra, shorts and sneakers) and I asked to borrow her spare gloves. She told me they were in her car and then proceeded to put her entire hand into her bra and fish around in there until she pulled it out and produced her car keys. I am not talking about one key, either. I am talking about a key ring with about five keys on it. Then she said, “Can you do me a favor and put my phone in my car when you go?” and she reached back into her tits and pulled out her cell, too. Yeah…she had all that stuff tucked away in her tatas.
(I can’t lie…I tuck lots of stuff away in my cleavage, too.)
I just find it funny that chicks with big tits are like kangaroos, always tucking stuff away in their sweater-puppy pouches. I asked a few guys around the office if they’d ever seen a chick fishing around in her tits for something and they all said yes. In fact, one guy even said, “My ex-girlfriend once snuck an entire bottle of whiskey AND a camera into a concert in her tits.” Wow! I don’t care who you are, you all have to admit THAT is impressive.
I love the idea of the tit pocket so much that I once had Christy Marks head to South Beach, stuff her bra full of random items and stop strangers and ask them, “Guess what’s in my tits?” (Tits and games: The best entertainment.) lol
So, I guess what I am getting at is that tits are not only great headrests, cock holders, things to suck on and something to hold onto on the coldest of nights but also a great place to hold all of your stuff, too.
Three cheers for tits! Their diversity is excellent!
You just don’t see downblouse like this every day.
I know Elliot already wrote about this scene, which is live today at SCORELAND, but I can’t resist Natasha Sweet, one of my favorite naturals in the world, and I couldn’t resist this photo.
Really, how many times in your life have you seen this view, and when has it ever been this good? Natasha is amazing. I think she has one of the greatest natural racks ever. I also think she’s even bustier than she was the first time she shot for us.
By the way, this scene is also proof that guys with skeezy mustaches can get laid by beautiful women with huge knockers. Not that I ever doubted it for a second, but it’s good to see actual proof.
This is the part of the scene where Camelia takes the dude back to a sleazy motel room.
A remastered version of one of my favorite scenes from Sex In The Titties went up at XLGirls.com. In this scene, a girl is walking down a street in downtown Miami, her big naturals straining her yellow top. The guy looks up from his call phone, gives her a hard once over and says, “Nice fuckin’ rack.”
And then the girl stops, gives him the once over and says, “Sweet cock.”
At which point they go back to his car and make out, then they go to a sleazy motel room and fuck.
Does this kind of stuff happen in real life? Probably. Once in a while. But it happens all the time in porn fantasy land. That’s why when people sometimes tell me that a concept for a scene is too unrealistic, my response is usually, “So?”
Hey, if it can’t happen in pornland, where can it happen?
The great Katie Thornton, finalist for SCORE Model of the Year and currently locked in a hot battle with three-time winner Hitomi for the 2016 award, returns today at SCORELAND in a pretty fascinating mirror set. Hey, the more Katie the better.
I think Katie and Hitomi should oil-wrestle for the title.
In today’s posting, Elliot includes a brief chat with Katie. I’m including it here with my annotations.
SCORELAND: Katie, what do you think are your best features?
Katie: I think besides my boobs, my legs are my second best.
Obviously, Katie is approaching this from a woman’s point of view. Her best feature is probably her face, but her next-best features are her tits and her cleavage. Her legs are very nice, but her ass is good, too. I’m also partial to her pussy. I also think she has a great voice.
SCORELAND: Many would say your face, even big-boob purists.
Katie: A lot of women come over to me and ask me if they can touch my boobs. I’ll say, “Yeah, go for it.” I’m fine with that. I like women.
Here’s further incentive for men to dress up like women so they can get to do things like this. The thing is, I just don’t see why women get to touch her tits in public but men don’t. Just because we get hard-ons? Does Katie think these women aren’t getting wet pussies when they grope her rack in public? Is this a sex thing? Or does Katie just realize that once invited to touch her tits, a man isn’t going to stop?
SCORELAND: Who’s better at eating pussy, men or women?
Katie: Oh, women, definitely.
I’m not going to get into the details of this or why women might be better at eating pussy than men are. I’m more focused on Katie’s answer, which indicates that she’s had her pussy eaten by women quite a few times. I like to think about that. I like to envision that.
When they were in Miami together, Katie and Danniella Levy stayed in the same hotel. I’m just going to assume that they went back to one room, not two, at night and ate each other’s pussies.
